>leave mummy at home to go to see some primo kino at the cinema
>movie starts and you're the only one there
wut do
Leave. I only go the cinemas to sit behind others and bother them.
Get comfy.
>>68130498
Being in the theater all by yourself can be nice. It's very otherworldly.
>>68130498
Welcome the encroaching darkness as it chases away my loneliness
GET PARANOID ABOUT THE INFRARED CAMERAS THEY USE TO CATCH DEVIANTS SUCKING ON PENISES AND THROWING SHITTY FUCKING CANDY
BEHAVE CITIZEN WE'RE WATCHING
>>68130498
Leave the theater, ask for a refund for BvS and go see Melissa McCarthy's The Boss in theaters now
>>68130498
I would sit in every chair in different poses throughout the movie.
>>68130686
What an oddly specific and completely suitable reply
>>68130609
you saw me rub my peepee throughout the Huntsman?
What do you do if you and a pretty girl are the only ones there?
>>68130609
Holy fuck I laughed so hard at this.
>>68130609
>THE INFRARED CAMERAS
Is-is this true or just like peeing in the pool turns the chlorine a color scare tactic??
>>68130609
>>68133258
it's true, I work at a movie theater and we bust perverts all the time using the infrared cameras
