Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68127637
>DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE *THAT*??
izza kynuh californyuh shampain
>>68127637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pSDgPRE1ox
MMMWAHAAAAA theFRIENDS and BANE hasalwaysbeen CELEbrated foritsBIGness, thereis an USBEKistani flightplaaaaann? by Bill Wilsón.... Inspired. by that same masked mercenaRY. Itscalledinfromtheplaneandlike the best flightplans it lists ME, MY MEN, DOCT-
>>68127714
Worthwhile attempt anon
>>68127637
no memes before it's time
>>68127904
>>68127637
>>68127723
kek'd
have one (you) at last
Most underrated meme ever
>>68127637
>>68127723
bravo /tv/
hahaha let's all make fun of a man struggling with alcoholism XD!
You, sir, are a glorious bastard and I doff my trilby to you.
>>68127723
hedoesn't throw anyone?
>>68127723
Good try, but this one is better
How'd I go /tv/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i1vY8YP9TK
>>68130372
CUT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GSkDeHBBWQ
>>68131897
trying again with a higher pitch
>>68127723
MUAHAHAHAAAAA theJAPANESE 2CH hasalwaysbeen CELEbrated forits memes, thereis an AMERIcan imageboard by Moot Masson....Inspired by that same JapaneSE imagEBOard and like the best 2CH, its MEmes are fermentedAND FORced unto THE inTERnet-
MUAHAAAAAAAAA THE TRAITORS havealwaysbeen EXecutedfortheirinsurrection, so Poe Damerón
>>68130360
>he actually screencapped it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68127723
CUT
sorry CIA a big cut
>>68127637
>and action please
>>68127723
uh sir? we're shooting
>>68127714
yesterday was a good meme-ing day
>>68128380
What did pepe meme by this?
>>68130085
what is? orsonposting or imagineposting?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pueNZ0pDCJ
DANGEROUSLY DARING LEVELS OF SYNTHESIS ARE DETECTED ITT
>>68132578
>mfw the meme singularity is bound to happen any day now
>>68127637
>>68132797
Bane?
>>68132828
>>68132944
Combining memes is the best meme y/n?
>>68127637
Nice.
>>68133040
it's called a daring synthesis you dip
the memester mash
it was a janitor smash
it caught on in a flash
the memester mash
>>68130330
I like this thread
quints for Orson
>>68133324
MAHAAAAH THE DUBS
>>68133324
The post wassold before its time
>>68132134
AAAAARRRRRRGHGHGH the dark side has always been celebrated for its unnatural quality, there is a sith legend inspired by that same quality. It's a tragedy and like the best legends it's not a story the Jedi would tell you, so it's treasón
good mem
>>68130330
He's been dead for decades, I don't think he cares.
meme is dank
>>68133652
Made me laugh like an idiot because of that last part
Based Orson bringing us the most PATRICIAN memes
>>68127723
Did he not manage his money properly.
How much did the fucker spend on foo.. what & I talking about. Bon appetite, in hell Orsen.
>>68134681
*Bon appetite in hell, Orsen.
>>68134681
>How much did the fucker spend on foo.. what & I talking about
>>68127637
>>68127723
love you /tv/
>>68134718
I realized that in his later years he became impotent & gorged on food & drink to fill the void.
How do you emphasize the """"in"""" in """"In July""""????????????????????????????????
>>68134856
Orson spent most of his life after the age of 30 conning his way into funds for his movies, running from debts to various people, having children and abandoning them, and drinking. And being a world class raconteur. What a life.
>>68134957
Based Orson
>>68134957
Truly a renaissance man.
Dude literally got away with murder.
>>68135072
So did Ted Kennedy, that's not saying much.
>>68135072
He didn't kill the Black Dahlia.
>>68135072
what
>>68131975
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GSkDeHBBWQ
>Bill Wils-owhn-n
when I read it, I didn't even read it to sound like paul masson, pretty funny.
>>68131975
>>68127637
>the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it,
>>68136337
protip: that's why it's spelled wilsón
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl8-nL-QvQ0
How in God's name did they actually get something coherent from this?
>>68137700
god-tier editing (and probably a re-recording of Orson's lines when he was just slightly drunk)
awesome wales is my favorite new may may desu
Reminder that Orson had been doing Paul Masson commercials for nearly a decade and had filmed dozens of them.
https://youtu.be/xqSmnrlgiHQ
https://youtu.be/ThYpUcLsAPY
https://youtu.be/_Y7CHJnmOhg
https://youtu.be/PUunRgUkRjQ
YOU JUST KNOW
>>68127723
/tv/ is the best board
>>68132117
I fucking love this meme
>>68138191
>yfw we will never ever see the outtakes for them
BWWWWAAAH the Strickland PROPANE...hasalwaysbeencelebratedforits excellence. It is a Texan gas, by Buck Stricklànd
>>68127637
10 out of 10
Pour, mah son
MAahahaa the BULL'S semen hasalways been céehelebrated for its thick consistency, there is an IBG champagne by my wife's són, inspired by this consistency. It's prepped into the bottle, and like the best french champagnes it's vintage dated. So, my wife's són...
>>68140966
what's his name again?
>>68127723
I just realized that the extra pouring the Champagne looks very much like Aiden Gillen
https://youtu.be/IH1PJTY9AVA
>>68141314
A U T E U R
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>>68141070
The Cuck King.
>>68127637
Brilliant.
>this thread
>>68143328
He doesnt meme anything?
>>68127637
>Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE *THAT*?
>>68127637
>>68144616
10,000 hours in Ms Paint
cham-paign?
>>68145228
the memes never end do they?not that I'm complaining or anything
>>68144616
kek
>>68145228
This caan't be HAPPEning mwaaahai'm in chargehere
>>68127723
I don't know what kind of meme this is but I like it.
>>68147037
It's the patrician meme and like the best french memes it'svintage dated so
/tv/ will post no meme before it's time!
couldn't they just wait for Welles' BAC to drop from 99% to 98% or something
>>68138191
in that 3rd commercial he knows he's bullshitting, I made the same face when I had to make shit up for high school essays
>>68141314
superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uWW--w4SRs
