/tv/, what's the worst films to watch with your family that you accidentally ended up watching with your family?
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Caligula
The Big Lebowski when I was like 10 years old
Watched it every other year with me Grandpaps
Mom was pissed as hell
Blue is the warmest color
My dyke sister really wanted us to watch it together to show our parents that she wasn't some kind of degenerate
Dad almost kicked her out of our house after that
>>68126042
My sister insisted we show our mom Hot Fuzz once, and she said it's a dumb action movie with no plot, but then again, anything that isn't a Fellini or a Lang film to her is crap.
>>68126280
Your mother is a cunt.
>>68126228
lol why would she show THAT to prove it
Only God Forgives
Granted, I do really like it, but it's not a movie to watch with family.
>>68126042
>>68126042
I was with my dad watching Spy with Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham, the unrated version.
It's going along, a typical retarded Melisa McCarthy movie, I did laugh out loud once and Jason Statham was hilarious in it.
Then out of nowhere she picks up a guy's phone and looks at all these erect dick pic selfies.
I really think it's the first time I've seen an erect penis in a mainstream movie (I don't know if Nymphomaniac counts).
What's wrong with watching Blue Ruin with your family? It's a good movie.
>>68126042
american psycho
>>68126228
Thats fucking hilarious
>>68126794
Iktf bro
>Don't just stare at her asshole eat it
Definitely the original Oldboy. To make things worse, I was rewatching it so I knew exactly what was coming.
>>68126042
Why Blue Ruin? It's not THAT graphic, it's an intense little thriller.
My brother got my parents to rent office space when I was like 9 or 10. I love my brother.
>>68126042
Watched Eyes Wide Shut with my parents few years back. Major fuckup.
>>68126794
My dad loves this movie though.
No dubs so far in this shitty thread, let me change that.
>>68127448
Another one would be 2001. My mum fell asleep and my father drifted in and out. I really wish I was on recreational drugs when I watched that.
Great movie, but you need to clear your weekend schedule to watch it.
>>68126042
Really? What exactly is the "don't watch this with your parents" angle?
Watched it with my mom, pretty awkward
I watched it with my parents when I was 15.
I thought it was generic sci-fi and I had no idea it was an Alien prequel.
It wasn't fun.
>>68126042
did they not laugh at the urination scene?
>>68126547
desu the only way to enjoy OGF is to watch it alone in a cinema from the first half of the 20th century
>>68127594
>Prometheus
>when I was 15
underage b&
>>68127486
>Great movie
it's not a movie
it's an EXPERIENCE
>>68127693
>2012 was 4 years ago
Happiness
>>68127709
It came out back in 2012. Anon would be like 19 now.
>>68127693
i actually saw Only God Forgives like this pretty much.
My mate says "I got a movie that you'll enjoy" and basically doesn't pitch me it and asks me to trust him. It's late at this point, before midnight and we go to the theatre to see this movie.
Bought a ton of caffeine drinks and snacks and the theatre was completely empty. You know when you see a movie you have to pay attention to and you just so happen to be LASER focused at what you're doing?
Well that was pretty much it, practically alone, wide awake and focused and saw OGF until what must have been 1-2AM and I wasn't even tired when I got out, just got even more energized because I enjoyed it so much.
Can't believe alot of people hated it.
>>68129394
>it's not like drive
>it's too slow
>I don't get it
>I can't focus on a movie that doesn't have 10 explosions per second
Only God Forgives criticism in a nutshell
![p34584_d_v8_aa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y66vYWR.jpg "p34584_d_v8_aa[1].jpg")
>>68129465
Or its a thin pointless dragging mess intended as homage to the most complexly energetic and insane filmmaker ever.
>>68129465
Yep. That's pretty much all I heard after I looked up reviews.
>>68129465
>i dont like asian movies
my mother told me that 10 minutes after i had played her Only God Forgives.
I am not great fun of OGF but it was fresh for sure.
