>arrive in a new region
>bring horse to a halt
>say name of the region out loud
>resume traveling
>>68111857
BRAVO
You just realized movie audiences are generally stupid?
Congratulations dumbfuck.
>>68111857
Exposition achieved!
>>68111857
>arrive on 4chan
>make a new thread
>posts a boring and unoriginal post
hes telling shadowfax to go there
Pippin had never seen the place before
>a sign like this could only mean one thing...
>what?
>war.
>>68112417
He did the same with Edoras when he went there with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli
>>68111857
Better than the book.
>Arrive at a new location
>Spend paragraphs talking about other things around the location, like I'm going to remember all these names and make sense of this stuff.
>Later call out these names that mentioned once in reference to other locations.
Holy shit, Tolkien.
>>68114466
I wouldn't say Gimli or Legolas would've been to Edoras before that.
A communication outage can only mean one thing.
>>68112417
>>68114466
Well it's not like they have a goddamned GPS. You might not instantly be aware of when you've crossed a border into another country. Gandalf knows.
Also so the fucking audience knows.
>>68114554
that's not really an issue in lotr. his other stuff though... i can't even remember the 3 hidden kingdoms
>>68115041
There is only 1 hidden kingdom... Gondolin.
>teacher/professor gives a lecture to his class
>what he's discussing is thematically related to the plot
I was with a travel guide hiking once and whenever we got to a landmark he would stop and say "BEHOLD xxxx"
>>68115470
He probably meant Doriath and.. dunno what third one there could be? Valinor the Blessed Realm?
>>68111857
I do this whenever I cross state lines. I pull over at the nearest rest stop, get out of my car, stare down the road, and state the name of the state I just entered. Then I proceed with traveling.
>>68115593
How do you even pronounce that ? "Behold exexex" ?
THE VALLEY OF IMLADRIS
>>68114847
>and so the fucking audience knows
Wowee, you think so? You're so smart, anon
mwaaaah the helms deep has always been noted for its foritifactions
Is this the thinly-veiled /lotr/ thread?
>>68111857
His balls hurt from the three days of horseback riding and wants to take a moment to take a good look at one of the most beautiful pieces of architecture in Middle Earth, give him a break.
>>68117638
It is now
Hey, real quick as I've been gone a while. Are we starting Lord of the Rings threads with this post now or can I still fall back on the whole eagle thing? Need to program my bots accordingly.
>>68118001
Does anybody really fall for the Eagle thing anymore? I thought this had been explained to death.
