Sorry sir we have a no singles policy.
;^)
Good thing I brought my girlfriend i guess eh?
Me on the left
Well that's good, now I know for sure my gf and I won't have to sit near some smelly unwashed neckbeard. Though I must admit we will miss being able to shoot spitwads into their hair with our straws. It's hilarious because you know they can feel it but they never turn around and say something!
Hey, you look like the popcorn guy.
>>68095681
good thing I brought my falcon
>Robert has gone from popcorn to manager in a month
Fucking affirmative action.
>>68095681
Ok ill get off right away.... ;_;
It's okay, I brought doubles.
That's cool, I'm meeting Lane and we're just going back to my place anyway.
>>68095922
kek
>>68095922
>>68095922
nice
>>68095922
Welcome, sir!
I can't believe you'd do this to me after all the tips I gave you.
I'm so pissed I'm only gonna tip you 5 dollars today.
>>68095681
>Not being able to talk your way out of it
My girlfriend is already waiting for me inside, asshole.
>>68095681
I don't talk to niggers. Step aside.
>>68095922
this is the point where the thread derails.
>>68095681
Excuse me, sir, your wife is hot.
>>68096043
>ok we'll go find her then, sir.
>>68095681
what about this dubs?
My wife's son is using the restroom, he'll be here shortly.
>>68096043
well she couldn't have come in by herself soooo...we're going to need do a penis inspection
>>68096045
The woman to his left isn't too bad either.
let me pass or "Lane" gets a bullet in her mongoloid skull
>>68096356
It's okay, she's with her friend Tyrone. They said they'd need some time alone before the movie, I guess they went to the bathroom?
>>68095681
Didn't you sell me popcorn last week?
That's why I brought my falcon
>>68096283
>Start sweating profusely
>Say "I have to return some videotapes"
>Run out the door
>My cape gets caught and I hang there sobbing until they take pity on me and let me go
>They tell me I can never come back
>"Y-you too"
>Stand out front and look at them creepilythrough the window until my mom comes and picks me up
>Tell her I made a bunch of new friends
>She says "Wow, that's great honey!"
>I can tell she doesn't believe me
>>68095681
You just know Robert is fucking Lane
Do places actually do this?
