>historical movie/show
>all characters have perfect teeth
>women with fake tits
>men with muscular bodies
>>68093543
Give me just one example. I'll time you.
>movie depicts a middle aged, succcessful white man using the restroom
>he doesnt sit down to pee
>>68094021
The Land Before Time.
>historical movie/show
>everyone is using swords instead of spears
>>68094021
300, Troy, that kind of shite
>>68094239
>300
>historical
pick one
>spartans wore woven armor that was basically an ancient ballistic vest
>movies depict them going into battle oiled up and in diapers
>spartan society had no big hangups on homosexuality
>none of the actors are gay
So the movie was gayer than it had to be, but less gay than it needed to be.
>>68094219
>cowboy movie
>everyone is using pistols instead of rifiles
>>68093543
>Archers slowly fire arrows from a quiver on their back like target shooters
>>68093543
> a realistic movie/tv show
>character isn't a complete loser with nothing to hope for in the future
I just want something to relate to!
>battle scene in historical movie
>general is shown at the front of the army
>>68094403
>>none of the actors are gay
>actors
>straight
pick one
>>68094403
it could not have been any gayer, sir
>historical movie
>knight goes to war covered in full plate armor except for his head
>>68094021
War and peace
>>68094168
The absolute comfiest way to piss when you're at home.
>>68094403
Same with the Greek ones, Achilles was married to a man but call him "his cousin" in movies
>>68094667
the comfiest way is to continue doing whatever you're doing and just let it go into your diaper. the feeling of warm liquid flowing around is fantastic
>>68093543
Kids grew up wrestling and by and large diet was pretty good muscular bodies isn't ridiculous.
There's some armour pieces out there that are clearly for some very jacked men.
I get your point tho bodybuilding wasn't a thing
>>68094974
>I get your point tho bodybuilding wasn't a thing
I would not be so sure about that actually.
>>68094974
>>68095147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnasium_%28ancient_Greece%29
>>68093543
>>68094168
>>68094219
>>68094525
Dumb frogposters.
>>68095401
dumb frogposter poster
>>68095461
Dumb frogposter can't even type "dumb 'dumb frogposter' poster" correctly.
Dumb frogposter.
>Dainty attractive but """badass""" female hero
>Beats up like 6 muscular male goons at once
>>68095547
name 3 movies where this happen
>historical movie
>implications of holocaust really happening
>>68095502
Dumb frog dumb post frogster
Dumb frogster
>>68095658
As said by a true frogposter. Like pottery.
>>68094403
Are you just fucking around or do you not realize that 300 is a fictional story? Yeah its based on something that actually happened, but 300 is fiction, so them changing their attire shouldn't be something even worth mentioning.
>300
>Spartans don't fuck boi pussy
>call Athenian faggots
NO HOMO: The Movie
>>68095573
Die Hard 3
Kill Bill
The Dark Knight Rises
>>68095573
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ActionGirl
>>68095722
in kill bill they fight with weapons, a trained woman can wreck you in a sword fight
dark knight rises is a super heros flick, that shit doesn't count
>>68095766
capeshit doesn't count
>>68095695
Spotted the frogposter
>>68095820
>>68095573
Starwars episode 7, 8, and 9
>>68095927
sorry, I don't watch movies for kids
>>68095862
>this is the epitome of frogposters "retorting"
Dumb frogposter indeed.
>>68095982
>episodes 8 and 9 aren't even out yet
Looks like /r/eddit doesn't get a joke, AGAIN!
>>68096054
stop memeposting, this is the only english speaking website I use
>>68095987
Sounds like something a frogposter poster would say
>>68096075
Sure, you were only acting stupid, weren't you anon?
>>68095820
Catwoman doesn't have super powers. Her physical build alone is proof she could not beat up all those people. She would have her shit wrecked by just one of Bane's goons in a 1v1 fight
>>68096154
I'm stupid because I haven't watched Star Wars?
>>68094021
have you seen the show called Game of Thrones?
>>68096082
Maybe because I'm a "frogposter poster" as you say and it's my duty to point out how dumb frogposters are?
Dumb frogposter.
>>68093543
Having nice teeth in the past isn't really inaccurate. Foods had less sugar and artificial substances that made it less likely to get cavities.
>>68096233
All European peoples had horrid hygiene, even the Royals had shit teeth by the age of 30
>>68096199
No, you're stupid because you called me childish for bringing up movies that don't even exist.
>>68096343
I said I don't watch movies for kids, Star Wars is a movie for kids
>>68096370
Missing the point.
You <====
======> joke
>>68096492
Stop quoting me
>>68096219
So you're a frogposter for bringing up that other people frogpost because you, in turn, frogpost whenever you complain about frogposters?
>>68096540
No, faggot. You said I'm a "frogposter poster" which is not the same as a frogposter. If you're going to type something, read it so it has coherence and then post it.
It's like you frogposters TRY to be dumb. I bet you will not understand this post (again).
Dumb frogposters *sigh*.
>>68096641
I think you're confused here, bud. I just jumped in for the last frogposter. Now we all know you're a frogoster poster but that does not mean you should shove it in other frogposter's faces
>>68096492
are u a hacker?
>>68096847
Yes I have. That's the essence of being a frogposter poster.
Dumb frogposter.
>>68096937
Reply to me again and I'll take down your smart fridge faster than you can say "fivedollarstressor" you obese faggot.
>>68096957
Retarded frogpooster
>>68096201
> And the dragons' scales aren't even worn and scuffed with some of them missing
This is you
fucking frogs
>historical movie/show
>characters express contemporary, modern liberal views
>>68097221
Wow, Anon, it's that small, huh?
>>68093543
Fun fact: Roman soldiers had perfect teeth because they weren't allowed to consume sugar.
>I need 2 hours minimum to hack into this mainframe!
>You have 1
>...
>Okay done
>>68097589
>Sugar damages teeth the most
Wrong
Acidity is what wrecks teeth friend
>>68094403
>spartan society had no big hangups on homosexuality
it wasn't homosexuality in the modern western sense; it was a lot more akin to pederasty like you see in many ME countries
>>68097589
they also washed their teeth with their own piss
>Horror flick
>Creature uses those canned roars which are in every second movie
>medieval Europe
>everyone's covered in dirt
>everyone wears brown or black
>everyone's a malnourished skeleton
>>68095714
I like to think its how the battle of Thermopylae happened in the capeshit universe.
>>68096201
No.
>>68096233
They werent all nasty and rotten like they show but you better believe they were crooked, caked in calcified plaque, and stank of rotten horse pussy and dogfarts.
