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Han being frozen is why Kylo Ren is so messed up
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>Han solo
>Frozen for a while
>Cold Damage significantly reduced his sperm quality
>Sperm quality reduction caused genetic defects in the sperm that was to become Kylo Ren.
>Caused mental instability
>Which is why Kylo ren is now such a big Emo Faggot.
> Thus It's Jabba's and Boba Fett whom are to ultimately blame for Kylo being the way he is.
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>>68087872
>semen is damaged under cryogenic conditions
But that is wrong, you idiot.
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>>68087872
Pretty sure its cause the Skywalker bloodline are a bunch of unstable fucks.
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>>68087922
I say it's right in this case faggot.
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>>68087927
Think it skips a generation

>Anakin
>fucked up

>Luke and Leia
>fine

>Ben
>fucked up

The next generation should be fine.
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>>68087922
Actually Sperm can be severely damaged sometimes if exposed to cryogenic conditions.
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>>68087970
Yes, that is why they store it at room temperature.
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BEN is clearly on a secret mission sent by luke to infiltrate
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>>68087872
It's the other way around, you idiot, the sperm count and quality increase the colder your balls are.
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>>68087954
>The next generation
Who's gonna fuck Kylo?
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>>68087954
>The next generation should be fine

>Implying that guy will ever have sex with a real woman
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>>68089136
yea but that's only when it's a couple degrees below body temperature. -273 degrees celsius will damage your sperm.
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>>68089248
Says who?
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>>68089295
>>68089248
>>68089136
>>68087993
>>68087970

...what....
go lobby for /cum/ if you wanna talk about sperm that bad
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>>68089248
>-273 Celsius
>anywhere
that's absolute zero you daft cunt
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>>68089924
heh #tricced
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>>68089355
Woah, that sounds like a pretty neat idea.
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>>68089216
>>68089176
>Implying that they wouldn't make him a rapist just so Rey's feminist pandering get's more powerful.
Screen cap this.
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>>68089924
Im pretty sure thats why he picked that "seemingly" random number.
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