>Han solo
>Frozen for a while
>Cold Damage significantly reduced his sperm quality
>Sperm quality reduction caused genetic defects in the sperm that was to become Kylo Ren.
>Caused mental instability
>Which is why Kylo ren is now such a big Emo Faggot.
> Thus It's Jabba's and Boba Fett whom are to ultimately blame for Kylo being the way he is.
>>68087872
>semen is damaged under cryogenic conditions
But that is wrong, you idiot.
>>68087872
Pretty sure its cause the Skywalker bloodline are a bunch of unstable fucks.
>>68087922
I say it's right in this case faggot.
>>68087927
Think it skips a generation
>Anakin
>fucked up
>Luke and Leia
>fine
>Ben
>fucked up
The next generation should be fine.
>>68087922
Actually Sperm can be severely damaged sometimes if exposed to cryogenic conditions.
>>68087970
Yes, that is why they store it at room temperature.
BEN is clearly on a secret mission sent by luke to infiltrate
>>68087872
It's the other way around, you idiot, the sperm count and quality increase the colder your balls are.
>>68087954
>The next generation
Who's gonna fuck Kylo?
>>68087954
>The next generation should be fine
>Implying that guy will ever have sex with a real woman
>>68089136
yea but that's only when it's a couple degrees below body temperature. -273 degrees celsius will damage your sperm.
>>68089248
Says who?
>>68089295
>>68089248
>>68089136
>>68087993
>>68087970
...what....
go lobby for /cum/ if you wanna talk about sperm that bad
>>68089248
>-273 Celsius
>anywhere
that's absolute zero you daft cunt
>>68089924
heh #tricced
>>68089355
Woah, that sounds like a pretty neat idea.
>>68089216
>>68089176
>Implying that they wouldn't make him a rapist just so Rey's feminist pandering get's more powerful.
Screen cap this.
>>68089924
Im pretty sure thats why he picked that "seemingly" random number.