Was Jason a virgin? I bet /tv/ can relate to him.
>>68086098
No they can't, Jason went outside.
>>68086098
Yes. He died when he was like 10 or so, so unless he was molested as a kid or someone fucked his corpse, he's a virgin.
If I was going to run around killing people I'd have to leave the house. I guess I'd also need a small pee jar in case I have an emergency.
>>68086098
Yes, he was a virgin, but he also went outside and did things that affected other people's lives instead of spending all his time complaining on the internet to no one, so I don't thinks he's a very relatable character.
He might have raped that chick in Part 3 but I doubt it.
>>68086123
>He died when he was like 10 or so
WRONG. He officially dies for the first time at the end of episode 4.
He never drowned in the lake when he was a kid, he survived and lived in the forest. That's canon.
>>68086123
Big man for a 10 year old
>>68086098
He was a mongoloid.
>>68086162
>instead of spending all his time complaining on the internet to no one
Yeah, this sounds more like something Krueger would do. Krueger is much closer to us.
>was an aspie beta before death
>hates people
>is edgy
>has a great sense of dark humor
>is a kid fiddler
>wears a fedora
>>68086267
Freddy did have a wife and kid before he died.
So what was his deal? Was he a zombie or what? What's his powers besides being "le spooky hockey man"?
>>68086267
Wasn't Freddie a pedo?
>>68086299
No one noticed him until he put on the mask
>>68086326
Yeah now that i think about it he was a big guy. In the movies if they took his mask off would he die?
>>68086299
He was just a big motherfucker who killed people and was hard to kill. Then he died in the fourth one and was brought back as a zombie in the sixth. Then he's a weird supernatural killing machine.
>>68086356
He'd had it on for years - something tells me it would be very painful
>>68086377
Who though that was a good idea?
>>68086379
Was getting killed at a camp part of his plan?
>>68086299
1-4 Jason is literally just an autistic manchild with super retard-strength.
6+ He is an unstoppable zombie, brought to life and enhanced by electricity, telepathy, augmentation, demons and Freddy dream magic, according to each movie.
>>68086326
I did say he was a kid fiddler, yes.
>>68086428
So who wins out of Leather face or Jason 1-4?
>>68086442
It's a close match really.
What weapons do they carry? Machete and chainsaw, respectably?
Where do they fight? Camp, Texas, neutral ground?
Is LF alone, or is the family with him?
>>68086423
He turned suicidal - they wouldn't let him bring any of his friends.
So what happened in pic? I like this movie in a 'hahaha oh wow' sort of way, but what made them drop Jason?
So Michael Myers/Jason/ leatheface
Who's more autistic?
>>68086210
For some reason he was 10 when he died, but when he comes back to life to kill people in part 2 he's a grown man. Then he just keeps getting bigger with every sequel. Don't make much sense but hey, they're 80s slasher flicks.
>>68086477
They both carry their signature weapons on neutral ground.
>>68086510
Freddy Kreuger
all the autistic kids in school who took ritalin always wanted to be Freddy for halloween.
Did you dress up as Freddy for halloween? You probably have a autism spectrum disorder.
>>68086558
I was either batman or the green ranger.
>>68086533
Then I'd say Leatherface wins, just because he carries the better weapon and is a bit more agile than Jason.
If the battle carries on too long though and LF runs out of gas, then Jason will surely win.
>>68086558
I was Indiana Jones and Link from Zelda. I was too christian to be freddy, and i guess not autistic enough
>>68086490
They wrapped up the Michael Myers story in 2 and wanted to make the franchise into an anthology series where each movie is an entirely new story based around Halloween.
Personally I like the concept and wish they rolled with it.
>>68086510
Michael Myers. Killed his sister for having sex and spent 15 years staring at a wall waiting to kill his other sister. Then he either waits to kill his niece or he waits to kill his sister/nephew. He also kills people for invading his basement dwelling in Resurrection. I don't know if autistic people eat live dogs but he does that a lot too.
>>68086558
>TFW autism
>>68086617
>spent 15 years staring at a wall waiting to kill his other sister
I would have given up after a week.
>>68086510
Myers is more of a silent schizophrenic.
Jason has a birth defect (hydrocephalus?) which implies autism.
Leatherface's character remains a mystery, unless you count the prequel. He surely has some mental disability, but I'm not sure what exactly.
>>68086123
No wonder he's on killing spree.
>>68086665
He seems to be the character who's most inspired by serial killer Ed Gein, who basically inspired all slasher flicks. He dug up bodies and make masks, clothes, and furniture out of their skin. He only really killed 2 people though, and not with a chainsaw. Not sure what disorder he had but he was definitely too dependent on his mother. This also inspired Norman Bates from Psycho.
>>68086748
Ah yes, good point.
Gein, according to wikipedia, was diagnosed with schizophrenia. So, here you go.
Jason vs Bateman who wins?
>>68086810
>>68086829
He looks like he's secretly a serial killer.
Jason wasn't a virgin. He raped a chick in part 3
>>68086098
jason is the pinnacle of horror
>>68086852
who is the pineapple of horror though?
>>68086665
>Leatherface's character remains a mystery, unless you count the prequel. He surely has some mental disability, but I'm not sure what exactly.
IIRC Leatherface is just one of those "anti hippy hillbilly" types that were popular bad guys in 70s drive in movies.
>>68086864
flying dutchman
>>68086869
Of course, but what was his condition? He obviously had some mental issues.
What can you get from inbreeding? Downs?
Who's the best real life serial killer?
>>68086900
that one spic with thousands of victims
beast or something
>>68086900
As in who the best at it? Or who managed to kill the most people?
![john-wayne-gacy-killer-clown[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UkcDOKk.jpg "john-wayne-gacy-killer-clown[1].jpg")
>>68086900
I like the evil clown trope so I'm a "fan" of Gacy.
>>68086920
Garavito was a pedo tryhard. He then got fat on prison and went full christian.
Hardly the best.
>>68086900
Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole.
>robbery
>arson
>rape
>murder
>incest
>necrophilia
>cannibalism
>satanism
and more...
I doubt there is a kind of crime or immorality they haven't committed. They did gay shit with each other too.
>>68086959
Just look at those two faggots
>>68086900
pedro lopez
>>68087020
>me on the left
>>68086959
>Lucas' mother was a prostitute who would force him to watch her have sex with clients.
Watchingmymomgoblack
>>68087184
>cuckolding literally turns you into a serial killer
>>68087242
How can we stop this cuckolding epidemic?
>>68087184
>As a teenager, Lucas's sexual deviance became increasingly pronounced, and he reported having sex with his half-brother and with dead animals.
>>68087286
>How can we stop this cuckolding epidemic?
>>68086900
dunno about the best, but Israel Keyes was pretty cool
>Keyes is a horror-movie villain come to life: a killer who haunts remote areas in search of random prey, and who kills for no reason other than the fun of it. An Alaska Dispatch story last week noted that an expert on serial killing called Keyes “among the top three organizers, thinkers and planners he'd studied.” Indeed, aspiring stranglers would do well to study Keyes’ methods. He killed far away from home, in different police jurisdictions. He had no personal connection to his victims, and acted from no evident motives. During his trips, he would turn off his cell phone and pay with cash in order to avoid leaving a trail. He stashed “murder kits” around the country. (The one found in Alaska included a shovel and Drano, to accelerate the decomposition of a dead body.) He spaced out most of his murders, and left the scenes of the crimes soon after he was finished—after killing Samantha Koenig, he hid her body in a shed and took off on a two-week cruise.
>>68087485
Did they catch him or what?
>>68087559
>He was being held in custody, awaiting trial for the murder of Samantha Koenig, when he committed suicide in prison.
It takes like seconds to search shit on Google friendo.
>>68087583
I'm tired and don't feel like it...
>>68086098
He's penetrated dozens of women.
How many women has /tv/ penetrated?
>>68087485
>Keyes was arrested by the Texas Highway Patrol in the parking lot of the Cotton Patch Café in Lufkin, Texas, on the morning of March 13, 2012[18][19] after he had again used Koenig's debit card, which he had previously used in New Mexico and Arizona.
>2012
>using your victims credit card
>>68087837
I lost count when I turned 22
>>68087926
they all get sloppy in the end
>>68086900
I wouldn't say best, but H.H.Holmes building a death house puts him high up on the chart. Wasn't there a woman in the UK that stabbed dudes for fun?
