Just saw this a couple hours ago. What did I think of it, /tv/?
Why don't you ask your wife's son about it
I walked out when the sheriff said
>I've finally become ... the Hateful Eight
WAAAAAARGARRRRRRRBLLLLL
>>68078230
>WAAAAAARGARRRRRRRBLLLLL
WAAAAAARGARRRRRRRBLLLLL
>>68078207
Confirmed for never even seeing it
Sheriff Manix never said thatAll the characters did a sing a long called "We are Hateful Eight" after the dance intermission.
Or did you leave before the intermission?
Pleb
>>68078176
Senor Bob is a dumb fucking name
It's fucking great except for the pointless flashback.
I also saw this a couple hours ago. Assuming you are me, then you enjoyed it. Unexpected bro movie
WARM
BLACK
COFFEE
Tarantino's second worst but still pretty awesome. Fucking amazing in 70mm, too.
Tarantino's in a really unique position among Hollywood directors. The fact that he made a mainstream three hour western with an entire plot point centered aroundBIG BLACK DINGUSis hilarious.
Could be 45mins shorter.
>>68078894
Felt too much like "omg so randum xD" bullshit.
I think I haven't seen it yet.
Thanks for the thought-provoking thread.
>>68081320
In the early screening I went to, they served coffee to everyone during the intermission.
As soon as the second act starts, they reveal it was poisoned in the move. Holy fuck did that get me
Why did the coffee taste so bad when Kurt and crew arrived at Minnie's ?
>>68084867
Because Mexicans can't make coffee
>>68078176
Was good except for tarantulas naration
Would this film be any good when you watch it a second time?
Seems like this film is only interesting because of all the twists and turns. If you already know who dies and how it ends, what's there to keep your interest?
>>68084949
idk but i'm about to start it up myself
>>68078176
It's pretty bad. Tarantino does something awesome shooting in 70mm then shoots 90% of the movie inside of a single room. Makes no sense. Westerns are all about huge open spaces, massive pan shots, the wilderness, riding horses, robbing trains, shootings, hangings, treasure. A single room.
>>68085041
oh also i disagree about the twists and turns. while i was waiting to see what happened next and was thoroughly shocked whenJohn Ruth diedthe thing i really liked was watching JJL, she was hard to take my eyes off of even when other people were supposed to be in focus.
>>68085142
Well, you do know why he did that right?
>>68085142
that's not tarantino's style though so you should have known better
>>68085142
You're a dumbass.
>tfw all the negative reviews are from angry white males
>>68085142
>I didn't like this movie because it wasn't set to the specifications I wanted it to
I can't believe you walk around every day with that kinda shitty attitude, how have you gone through everyday life without getting punched by every rational human you attempt to "communicate" with? Do you have a single logical bone in your body? What kind of pathetic excuse for criticism was that?
>>68085244
>>68085247
>>68085303
I wanted to see a western by Tarantino. Instead it was a dialogue with a predictable ending set inside a single room with people wearing Western clothes.
they just look like they're having so much fun it's fantastic
I thought it was one of his worst. The dialogue was good like most Tarantino movies but this one just seemed to go nowhere story-wise, it was pretty bland. Close to 3 fucking hours long too.
Soundtrack was poor considering it was Morricone.
>Tim Roth literally playing British Christoph Waltz
>Sam Jackson as himself
Walter Goggins was great and so was the woman.
5/10
A less interesting Reservoir Dogs.
>>68085369
It's just a waste of the 70mm. Does this not make any sense to you?
>>68085388
Fucking retard.
>>68085413
I love how you imagine yourself so enlightened and "fucking retard" is what you can come up with. This place.
>>68084867
I think its because its got some of the new zealand chicks blood in it or something.
>>68085434
Bitch.
>>68085143
She was so god damn good in this movie.
Espcially how the whole vibe changed around when you see her talk to her brother, then suddenly shift into diabolical bitch mode.
I actually felt sorry for her and wanted the sheriff to shoot BIG BLACK DINGUS. She was also super qt and hot when she was Ruth.
>>68085613
>big black dingus scene wasn't just a meme on /tv/
>>68085402
same to me
i watched it on a rainy cold night drinking some coffe, should've felt magnific but the movie was so underwhelming, it was just comfy.
not boring, though. i congratulate tarantino on the longest dialogue scene ever.
>>68085402
>darkies don't like to be called niggers no more they find it offensive
it's cheap but hilarious, for me hearing his dialogue set in that time was a real joy. also i don't think you can really ask for more from the story when it's such a simple one, they're holed up in a cabin and they get ambushed. where could it have gone that would have left you satisfied?
>>68078176
you thought it was good overall, yet can see that it's a middling tarantino movie.
basking in the 70mm presentation, you appreciated the subtle flicker of the projector and found the crisp image to be a delight. the scratches to the print (run several dozens times already) didn't even bother you. the chain showing the motion picture, however, handled the intermission poorly - a sobering reminder of the current state of cinemas.
the story, simplistic though it may be, is carried by talented actors and the familiar wordplay of a tarantino script. mostly confined to a single location, the director and his dp brilliantly landscape not just the cabin but the occupants that inhabit it. you acknowledge the small challenge tarantino imposed upon himself.
you think the score is fantastic. you believe the movie is too long and borders on indulgent. you're surprised by the cost of the movie ($44m) - higher than you anticipated, but a hopeful sign that the middle budgeted movie may still have life yet. you rolled your eyes when you learned the weinstein company seriously thought they could compete with star wars, but then again, how many other studios would have bothered with this movie to begin with?
>>68085641
that i'm in charge bit was really nice, she was totally believable. i also felt like i had to remind myself she was the villain and that she really would kill mannix at that point. maybe they could have made her more of a cunt when she was in chains but i guess it was nice to have that slight tug of okay just let her go, what have we really seen her do that's so bad.
but in the end you could tell she was a mean old bastard andher death was so sweet
when thefake letterwas revealed i felt so bad for john ruth
>>68085868
Score was pretty fucking lack luster mate.
>ripping off your own Thing sound track
>using the worst part of it
HEY LITTLE APPLE BLOSSOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Fn44ulanI
>>68086765
>>68085142
Actually I really liked the claustrophobia of it all, and were it not for all the violence it would be a pretty comfy environment.
It woulda been fun to have a comfycore version of the film which is just a bunch of humorously belligerent but good-hearted people waiting out a blizzard and getting up to all sorts of humourous shenanigans
I suggested the idea in another thread and some anon suggested it to be called 'The M8ful 8'
>>68085142
But the best thing about the film is the comfiness of the setting mixed with the claustrophobia and growing tension between the characters within that setting.
If it were done in a wide-open space, it would lose pretty much all of that, and that atmosphere is pretty much unique in the history of Westerns because, as you mention, Westerns usually are broad and expansive in scope, not tight and focused.
>>68086887
Oh my god that's perfect. Like how they used to shoot the same scenes in different languages they could have one ultra violent and one cheeky chappy version. The characters would fit so well in that environment.
breaking the 4th wall?
>>68078230
MANNIX
THE COFFEE
>>68087110
i guess there's a lot of looking directly into the camera, that one from bruce dern just caught me off guard.
>>68078176
did you marathon it?
Tarantino is good at building tension, and he knows -- and dares -- to drag it out to its limits. In The Hateful Eight it feels like it never goes anywhere though. It builds up, but it seems to slowly seep out into a dull second half.
sam flubs a line at 01:03:35
>>68088106
the whole point is john ruth wants to take daisy to red rock and the domergue gang wants to stop that from happening. where would it go?
>>68078176
pic related
>>68078176
Tarantino's top 3.
The story arc where Sam Jackson throat fucks that naked guy to death in the snow should have been the focus of the movie.
It seemed kind of tacked on as it was presented. I think 2 hours of man rape and snuff film would have made a more intriguing film.
>>68088779
You'd like that, faggot.
>>68088218
Ehm..A million other ways?
someone should make a cut of this focusing just on john and daisy, i could watch that a million times.
>>68089052
I got just the film for you
>>68088779
Jackson's speech about his black dingus reminded me of the Sicilian speech in True Romance. Both were done with the intention of riling up an antagonist and you are never certain if the speaker is telling the truth
>>68078176
sucked balls-pointless, boring and long
>>68081905
Which one was the top worst?
>>68078176
you thought it was slow paced and had too much ass. you thought it sucked. 3/10
>>68085244
Why
>>68086580
Yeah that hit me hard in the feels with Ruth. It was just a sweet moment when he grabbed his glasses out and read it the first time in the carriage, he looked so puppy innocent
>>68078176
It is a okay. It certainly is not Quentin's best effort.
>>68089558
Not him but it has to be Django.
>>68091854
Nah, Death Proof was by far the worst thing he's put his name to. Django was a lot better.
>>68084867
Because it was made with well water and there were bodies in the well
The flashback scene could've been handled better, and suddenly revealing the main villain two thirds into the movie was an absolute mistake. No other complaints. Solid movie, great dialogue, racial tension is actually interesting and not muh saintly black man vs evil white man like in Django.
>>68078176
D R O P P E D