How do you deal with boring scenes of a movie at the cinema?
I usually like to practice my juggling skills but I've gotten some mean looks from the ushers recently.
>>68072620
to answer this seriously, I examine the set design very closely
>>68072620
>>68072620
Yawn loudly while stretching my arms across a couple seats. Sometimes sip my drink so it makes a really loud noise
I watch my falcon taking a shit on my anvil. Sometimes it takes a shit on me too and then I have to ask the theater baron's permission to use the showers.
>>68072891
they hand out free falcon diapers with every large order of crab legs now, you should ask for some next time
check my msgs on my iphone and chat a bit maybe
look at trailers for other movies on it too
sometimes I even call my friends during
>>68072941
What theater chain? At my AMC they don't even offer free spit valve cleaning for the trumpets.
>>68072620
i shout out gold like "poop" and "tits". people usually laugh.
>>68073094
lmao, you're a funny guy. might give that a try next time too.
i normally just beatbox a bit
Fold my ticket in half over and over again
head to the bathroom and try to strike up conversations with other urine users
>>68073568
They just let you go to the bathroom during the movie? What about the metal detector security screenings?
>>68073149
>you're a funny guy.
girl
