His brother just died, so send him your condolences, too.
I can't believe they still married
>>68065415
I hope you get to fuck that crystal chick and take pleasure in the gold digger cringing the while time
Based
>>68065415
>90
He'll be fine.
>>68065415
1) He's still alive? Good for him.
2) He looked rather unwrinkled until recent years. Time gets us all but he had a good run.
3) Too bad his brother died, at least he also had a long life. Long lifespans run in that family, good genetics.
4) I wonder if he can still get it up/genuinely enjoys sex at 90 with women a fifth or so of his age.
Damn he looks really good for 90, keep on rocking Hefner.
Living the dream
Godspeed Hugh
>>68065840
Paying women to surround you so you seem alpha is not my dream
>>68065893
*tip*
>>68065893
What else do you expect him to do? He's 90 years old. How many 90 year olds do you know who can pick up women without being rich bastards who pay them for attention?
It's not like he did that his whole career. He had a wife and steady girlfriends.
He isn't some fat beta 24 year old paying a hooker to cuddle.
>>68065694
They only had sex once he keeps her for the status not the sex and he wanted to get married so she will have something once he dies.
>>68065763
>4) I wonder if he can still get it up/genuinely enjoys sex at 90 with women a fifth or so of his age.
He doesn't. Viagra makes him lose his hearing.
I wonder if he's really Jewish.
>>68066648
I'm surprised tumblr even has pictures of Hef for you to take.
>>68066673
Yeah, I'm sure he doesn't sit too well with the tumblrinas.
