Why didn't Superman stopped the explosion?
>>68062838
He was too distracted thinking about his comb over.
Why didn't he find strange that there was a jar of piss in front of the senator?
He purposely ignored Wallace, the legless guy, out of shame and guilt, thus falling for Lex keikaku.
>>68062838
Henry should shave. A shaved head is alpha as fuck
>>68062877
This, honestly shouldnt he have smelled the piss or noticed the bomb beforehand? All he had to do was jump over the device.
>>68062838
Because he wasnt ready to look the guy in the eyes, thus not looking at him.
>>68062838
i was hoping that there was a scene of superman flying out of the explosion with AT LEAST two people in his arms. AT LEAST TWO FUCKING PEOPLE instead of standing there staring at his shoes
>>68062877
King... THE MONEY!
I'm trying to remember how many people apart from Lois he was directly shown saving in this absolute kinography:
1. Mexican girl
2. probably 3 cosmonauts
That's it.
>>68064010
3. The entire planet
Just a few.
>>68064010
The ship?
>>68063027
Yes he could have thrown the bomb into the air far above the people in a split second
He could have even contained the explosion with his body (people would have still died, just not all of them) if there was no time.
But Snyder's Supes gives no fucks
>>68064010
Flood scene
Stranded icebreaker
World Engine scene reprise (he saved the entire world)
Killed Doomsday, remember he's indestructible (he saved the entire world)
me
>>68064167
Synders Supes (or any film adaption) hasn't shown those levels of feats.
>>68062838
MY GOD HE'S BALD
Is not a shoop, right? Fuck, he's bald.
>>68064035
>3. The entire planet
Doomsday dindu nuffinSeriously they took the destruction criticism from MoS so seriously Doomsday didn't even seem like a threat
>>68064302
Doesn't matter what they did people would still hate it on principle.
>>68062838
Why did you shop his hairline?
>>68063407
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>stopped
>stopped
>STOPPED
frakkin lost it REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68064302
yeah but if he didn't kill Zod then Zod would have killed the entire planet so...
>>68064525
Umm but Zod is still human and killing another human what does that make you might as well kill 100
>>68064774
Can you respond to me and be my friend and add me on social media
>>68062838
He didn't fly so good.
>>68063401
it looks cool
but that would change part of the story
>>68062838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>>68062838
>didn't stopped
Learn some fucking grammar, you fucking nigger.
>>68062838
he didnt stopped the explosion because he was did with it already cant helped the rest
>>68065478
But if he didn't helped the rest already with the explosion that was did, why didn't he just saved them all when he catched the stopped with the rest that did?
>>68064282
It's a shoop, idiot.
Damn Daniel
>>68062838
why does the Man of Steel have a receding hairline?
>>68064615
Neither Zod or Superman are human fampai
>>68062838
What was the point of blowing up the capitol building if no one suspected superman of doing anything?
>>68065749
How was I supposed to know? Dude gets balder every week, that's how baldness works.
I thought OP was a shoop for a minute there.
>>68062838
Fuck please tell me that's a shoop
>>68065749
No it's not. This is real.
>>68067454
nope
Look at the top of his head!
>>68067369
To show Superman as a fuckup and brings death wherever he goes.
>>68062838
how would he know about the bomb?
It wasn't like the one in pic.
>>68062838
he is superMAN, not omnipetentgod. hes super, but still a man. men make mistakes. they marry women. fuck you jenny, you cheating cunt
JUST
>superman can hear lois lane in africa
>superman can't hear his mom in the same city
> superman can't smell or see a jar of piss
> superman is in inches of a bomb and is distracted by tv cameras
fuck this movie
>>68067213
kryptonite side effects
>>68067955
You know he wasn't there for the piss convo?
How would smelling it help?
>>68067955
He was keeping tabs on Lois. The movie goes out to show that Superman was crazy about Amy Adams' pussy. He constantly went to her rescue to the point where Lois wondered if could still be Superman and be with her. In the end is that connection to her fine pussy that helps him realize that fighting for Earth is still valid because Earth was the place that produced such a good and sweet vagina.
Superman was not giving any fucks about his mom. She was working in Smallville for Sears and everything was fine.
Superman constantly drink Amy's urine because he's that crazy about her pussy so he didn't find that whole deal too strange.
Superman was ashamed and guilty of fucking the dude's legs and so tried his hardest to ignore the man.
>>68068056
superman has ability to see miles ahead, hear the world's discussions in his ears as if its schizophrenia , smell is heightened also; a jar of piss is a jar of piss. he is only limited when hes around kryptonite, lead or magic. I have no super powers what so ever but if i walk in a room a dog pissed in, i can identify it pretty quickly
>>68067293
Then why are they on Earth
>>68062838
>Leave Capkino to me
>>68064010
>inb4 injustice
annihilates ten thousands of aliens because "it's enough"
>>68068255
>smell is heightened also
Is this established in the film?
The film stands in its own canon.
>>68063401
That kind of speed would kill the people he was trying to save though. Like literally, bisecting them.
This is a man that flew to mexico from NOT new york in less than a second. He had time to dash over to the wheel chair bomb and then take it to space.
>>68068215
That's wrong though. This movie showed that kryptonians don't have dicks.
Doomsday is a clone of a kryptonian. Doomsday didn't have a dick. Ergo, kryptonians don't have dicks.
With no dick, what's the point of a pussy?
>>68062877
He probably thinks it's normal for the senator to keep a jar of piss on her table
Shit even if he isn't looking at the wheelchair he is definitely looking at senator when she finds out about the piss
>>68064247
He's shown the capacity for it. He's shown the abilities to achieve it. The thought of doing something super heroic never occurs to him.
>>68069785
It explains the birthing pods
>>68069785
What? You mean Zod's dead body has no dick? I remember they never showed Zod's crotch and always had Lex blocking the view
>>68069785
Superman wasn't cloned. Superman has a dick. CHECK MAYTE!
>>68062838
>there are literally people who sit around complaining about movie plots as though they think the plot is actually a significant part of the movie's artistry
so much cringe
>>68064247
I see someone didn't watch Man of Steel
>>68070911
>muh ADD will help with damage control
kek
>>68071212
how does not thinking that a movie's plot is all that important relate to ADD?
I mean I haven't seen Batman as I am not a 4 year old but to complain about any movie's plot or point out plot holes is absolutely juvenile
>>68062838
Listen to these bleeding heart liberals. Parasites. The lot of you. Superman shouldn't have to waste time saving people. Altruism is a cancer made by the worthless parasite corrupting American freedom.
>>68071527
>not "No Gods or Superman. Only Martha."
