TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR
>>68062564
I get a mex- I mean a Brazilian
>>68062564
great news, the dacia sandero gets new rims
... and james sees a cow
cocking nora
>>68062564
I do a thing
Hammond does a different thing
And James sees a thing
James May reads a book
Richard Hammond looks at a sheep
And me, Jeremy Clarkson cocks it all up
Jeremy punches a lazy Irish cunt in the mouth...
James kicks the useless prick in the bollocks...
and Richard slashes the fucking idiot, who only had one simple job to do, with a Stanley knife.
>>68062564
James says hi to a man
Richard falls in a ditch
And I drive a car...in space!
>>68063790
*James says hello to woman
>tonight on top gehar
> the program is so blatantly staged the viewers cringe so hard they experience physical pain
Tonight on TOp Gear....
Slopes!
Niggers!
Oh cock....
I punch a producer in the face!
Richard and James quit!
And we fuck the BBC in the arse!