How many times have you watched this trailer? Me - about 20 times.
>>68048675
Fucking manchildren
>>68048675
I'm going to see this kinó 12 times in the cinéma!
Why is /tv/ fully invested in trailer culture? I find making hype threads for a teaser for the trailer absolutely absurd, but it happens.
>>68048675
Hey NERDS do you like Starwars™ WELL You'll LOVE this BRAND NEW ADVENTURE brought to you by Disney™ is the Story about how a few rebels each with fleshed out chara- I mean A NEW SPUNKY LADY who everyone loves she is a Rebel™ and she has to take down the Deathstar™ which shouldn't be hard hey here's her kicking the shit out of FULLY TRAINED STORM TROOPERS™ and she has to lead a group of groooossss men eewwwwwwwww HEY LOOKS IT IS MON MOTHMA YOU REMEMBER HER RIGGGGHHHT ORIGINAL TRILOGY FANS WE CAN STILL ALSO PANDER TO YOU ASWELL AS THE SOULESS PLEBS THAT WILL SEE IT IN MASSES STUFFING THERE FACES WITH FAT AND SUGAR...... Hey here is also a guy in a suit and uuughh a sith looking guy BUT HERE IS MORE POWERFUL WOMAN YOU BETA FAGGOTS WILL WORSHIP HER.
>>68048831
haha white male tears
delicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBNTERiYpM0
>>68048675
I watched it once
Honestly, it doesn't look like anything special. I'm going to wait for another trailer/more information to come about before I start shitposting though.
who is that semen demon?
>>68048775
That's illegal
Double Agent
Double Agent
She's a DOuble AgenT
Dubble Ag3n7
Once, it was shit and full of more uninteresting garbage.
Hopefully Star Wars saturates the market so much, everyone starts hating it.
>>68048675
0 times desu senpai. Not feeding the jude.
>>68048858
bottom lel
Watched it twice to find N4-PR
>>68048675
I marathoned it 12 times with my wife's son
was it good?
Once, and it basically confirmed the plot leak from awhile ago, which basically confirms it's shit
Idiot.
>>68048831
If you didn't get replies after working so hard writing that, would you have killed yourself?
>>68048675
Zero, why would I voluntarily watch an advertisement?
>>68050150
Nahhhhh"Probably"
>>68050192
To find out more about the product.
>>68048675
0 but tbqh the last trailer I watched was for Watchmen
>>68048675
Go fuck yourself reddit
>each movie will retcon stuff from the Lucas film
>In a few years, everything will be replaced by Disney characters
>Han won't be a criminal he'll be Starlord 2.0
>the Death Star was really destroyed by a 15yo girl
>etc
What do you want to bet they retcon the exhaust port as something added by this new girl to the Death Star plans.
And she will be Rey's mother.
So she will literally be the genesis of a new Jedi order, mother to the greatest Force user in the universe and probably sets up Luke's exhaust port shot, thereby taking all kudos from Luke.
Silence means people know this shit is happening
>>68048675
Honestly like 15 times already.
I don't even know why, I just like the world it builds I guess.
I'm okay riding the Star Wars hype train.
>>68048675
Honestly, the trailer is better than FA, I haven't even watched Force Awakens it looks so shit.
>>68048844
I lick the semen off my fingers when masturbating too.
