Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers who also happen to have an iq of 48. One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Mario's girlfriend Peach (who is actually a hooker crashing on Mario's place), being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser
Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (John Laguizamo) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Rob Cordry) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process
Directed by Judd Apatow
This would actually be funny as shit.
>>68046752
Why is Peach always reimagined as a hooker/slut/bitch in these things.
At least switch it up and use Rosalina
>>68046787
Rosalina is Mario and Luigi's old landlord that Luigi has a crush on, Rosalina is eventually 'kidnapped' along with Peach to make it more authentic
>>68046752
Where's my character?
>>68046845
>bowser
>>68046845
he plays a dea cop
>>68046845
He should play Toad who supplies the mushrooms
>>68046752
Please make this happen
>>68046752
>Judd Apatow
I thought his first name was "Judge"?
>>68046752
>tfw a /tv/ movie can realistically come to reality
Im proud of you guys
There needs to be made adjustments in the financial aspect to suit all this talent, but don't worry, we'll make great use of the 5M budget.
You can title your movie "The Adventures of Mario and Luigi" or "The Crazy Mario and Luigi" or even just "Mario and Luigi"
Choose wisely. Time is money.
>>68047063
How about;
MARIO LAND
All you need is a little trip
>>68046752
>Waluigi (John Leguizamo)
kek, he played Luigi in the shitty Mario Bros. movie.
fund it
>>68047078
> This summer, take a Trip to Mario land.
in that douchey trailer voice.
>>68046845
cameo as one of the canon balls with a face. He just shoots across the screen real quick while doing his "HUH HUH HUH" laugh
>>68048905
this
>>68047088
No fucking shit Sherlock.
>>68046787
no because its the original game the movie is based on you dumb faggot
>>68048905
audible kek
>>68046752
This would actually be funny minus John Laguizamo.
>>68049911
Well then fucking stop with the hooker shit
>>68046752
John c Reilly looks too much like harley race to not make a film about the NWA territories and a rich new Yorker trying to buy them all out. John plays a veteran good guy trying to beat the corporation with a young up and comer who could be the future , will Farrell plays a veteran bad guy who's taken the corporate money and sided with the Vince character played by Gary cole. Fill it with cameos and kevin Corrigan playing Jimmy king
>Special Dead
Reluctant to spend his summer at a special needs camp, teenager Timmy, finds out it might be the best option after all. After hearing of strange cases of an infection in the cities and rioters looting places. Forced to stay longer than intended, things quickly go wrong after they discover the illness causes people to turn into the living dead, after a blackout causes them to lose all power and communication to the outside, they decide it is the best decision not to advertise their whereabouts in case of the wrong kind of people coming. After two of their camp leaders die in a misunderstanding involving the rival deaf camp across the lake, attempting to warn them about the apocalypse, and the rest all succumb to the disease. They must band together and survive.
>Fountain Ave. (2018)
>A neo-noir written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
starring:
>Ben Mendelsohn
>Walton Goggins
>Uma Thurman
>Alden Ehrenreich
>Samuel L. Jackson
>Adam Beach
>Zoe Bell
>with Mads Mikkelsen
>and Christoph Waltz
Set in 1947 in Los Angeles. A hard-boiled detective (Ben Mendelsohn) and his level-headed partner (Walton Goggins) are hired by head of big production studio (Christoph Waltz) to find his missing lover and slightly-elderly "most shining movie star" (Uma Thurman). After interrogating the director of her recent film (Samuel L. Jackson), and her co-stars (Mads Mikkelsen) and (Adam Beach), the investigation seems to get stuck at dead-end. Not long after they're contacted by LAPD rookie cop (Alden Ehrenreich), who was part of on-going investigation of recent hooker murders, but was shut down by someone from the city hall, saying that there's a connection. What starts as a seemingly boring and cliched investigation later turns out to be convoluted conspiracy with high level officials and Hollywood brightest involved.
Co-staring Zoe Bell as a hooker that leading character frequently visits, featuring cameos by Alain Delon, David Lynch, William Peterson and James Caan
>>68051106
I'd watch it.
>>68046752
This copypasta has been done to death. Write something original and stop plagiarizing
>>68046752
id watch this and enjoy the shit out of it.
Please someone send this to apatow
>>68051106
What was the last movie Thurman was in?
>>68051106
>based Mendelsohn in a Tarantino film
why not
>>68051106
so basically LA Noire as made by QT?
Fuck yeah im down
>>68051289
>>68051106
Nymphomaniac
>>68046752
This is eerily similar to an idea I had once. Toad was a dealer, Peach was a hooker and Bowser's a mob boss. The only difference I would've played it extremely straight and grim 'n' gritty
>>68051106
>cameos by Alain Delon
one of the few still living noir legends, fuck yeah sign him on.
>>68051243
b-but i've been posting this exact copypasta ever since anon
>>68051333
>>68051106
Yes, except the lead played by Ben Mendelsohn is sort of anti-hero, giving no fucks about playing by the book and doing shady things in order to get results. His partner is more by the book, creating an interesting dynamic between them.
I'd imagine Delon and Caan, and maybe few others elderly legends (Ned Beatty? Richard Herd?) as being the group of people in power, while William Peterson being the comissioner who told the rookie to drop it.
And have David Lynch as a Zoe Bell's pimp, because why not.
>>68051106
so just an LA confidential reboot
>>68051844
you're saying like it's a bad thing
I'd like to see a movie/series that seriously investigates what would happen if we come into contact with (unresponsive) aliens. And mainly it should focus on the social (and religious) upheaval and consequences.
And it shouldn't be in a "live long and prosper" first contact kind of thing. More that we have convincing evidence, but nothing more than that. ISS films a space craft remaining in orbit for instance, or one lands somewhere on Earth but remains closed.
We would see how the world reacts from different perspective, and over time. Maybe from the point of view of scientists, government officials and regular citizens.
>>68048905
Holy fuck, this is a great contribution. This movie would be amazing
>>68051106
fund it weinstein
