My local cinema chain has dumped popcorn and hot dogs and gone completely halal, has any one else had this happen to them in the UK. All they have now is curry options and Rio and Rubicon are the only drinks
>>68028624
I don't believe you. What cinema?
>>68028624
>chips and rice
i expect nothing less from an island that considers chips stuck between two pieces of bread """"""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""
>>68028624
Sounds great. But wouldn't that stink up the cinema
>not going to a Glaswegian cinema and getting a munchie box
>>68028624
I'd give up popcorn in a second for curry and rice. That sounds amazing.
>>68028624
how much do they charge for a curry + rice?
Thank the Beatles, they started all this fucking love everyone bullshit.
>>68028740
munchie boxes are garbage 99% of the time t-b-h senpai
>>68028740
>donner kebab
Enjoy your high cholesterol.
>>68028776
They look so delicious tho. Saddens me I'll never have one
>>68028740
Is it extra to get the whole box battered?
>>68028715
full of hindus and mudslimes... it already stinks
>>68028624
who the fuck eats while watching a movie
>>68028794
If you can get a good one it's great
far too much food though imo, even fucked on benz and weed I don't think i could finish one
>>68028813
What would Orson think?
>>68028805
they actually coat the whole cineplex in batter while you watch the film. the Scots don't do things by halves, I'll give them that.
oh god the smell
>>68028624
>Rio and Rubicon are the only drinks
I see no problem with this.
>>68028776
Depends how drunk you are.
>>68028891
>no chips and cheese
heresy
>>68028927
Obviously you coat the chips in salt and vinegar (from the chippy it's not the same at home SHUT UP DAD). Wouldn't go well with cheese 2bh.
>>68028691
This one
I literally just walk in with a kebab or calzone and they never question me on it
>>68028975
i always have salt in my chips and cheese, dunno about vinegar though.
i know people who love gravy with their chips or even fucking melt chocolate on them
>>68028624
This has happened to my local cinema here in the USA. Muslims took over my tiny city and my cinema doesn't sell crablegs anymore, apparently its not halal. Its fucking unamerican is what it is. Now everytime I go to the cinema I sit there with nothing to do with my hands during the whole movie and it has just ruined the experience, I can't get into the movie as I need something to do with my hands so I can achieve that focus and verisimilitude. Not to meantion my attention keeps getting interrupted by the fucking muslim calls to prayer blaring out from the nearby mosque every 20 minutes.
>>68028832
Amerifat here. Nothing we have comes close to that from what I've seen. A garbage plate maybe. But that box looks tremendous.
>>68029086
Can't you just hold your gun?
Jesus, really?
>>68029008
Gravy and chips is better than curry and chips, but both are a bit messy (even in a tray).
I respect cinemas too much to leave any kind of sauce anywhere.
>>68029179
My girlfriend hates going now, she's says the loaner burkas don't get washed
>>68029190
My mate from college brought a bargain bucket from KFC into the cinema once.
It was the most audacious act I've ever known involving cinema food.
>>68028788
You come in a fastfood threed and you single out the kebab for being too cholesterol-inducing ?
>>68028624
>go to cinema in bongland
>only showing bollywood films
>Statue of Ganesh and miniature mosque next to every screen
>Consession stand only sells popcorn containers filled with curry
>The staff keep calling me "boss"
>Toiler is spotless because it's never been used
Never going again
>>68029179
<.<
How is popcorn not halal?
>>68029247
Sounds like a legend.
How'd he get away with that?
>>68029247
I once smuggled 3 mcdonalds cheeseburgers and 20 chicken nuggets in
then fingered my girlfriends asshole for the rest of the film. It was the 2nd Harry Potter I think
>>68028624
>>68029310
Didn't slit the cobs throat while it was still alive
>>68028624
do they still have crab legs?
>>68029372
>slitting anything's throat when it's dead
Edgy but pointless.
>>68029378
No this is England, we only get cockles and welks
>>68029337
what a fucking lad
>>68029310
Because its fun and tastes good?
>>68029378
Only on Fridays, when everyone in Britain gives up meat.
It used to be Wednesdays and Saturdays too, but people lost their faith.
>>68029434
>when the chinese people in Morecambe drowned and the cinema was out of cockles for 2 weeks
I miss having the Seafood man coming in after the trailers with all the cockles, mussels and crab sticks. The best ones also sold Pepperamis
>>68029247
My brother and I have smuggled in foot long subs multiple times. My grandpa would go in with bags of candy bars. Saw a Chinese lady with an extra large takeout container loaded to the rafters with rice and seasame chicken.
>>68029492
there was a really good film about that directed by Nick Broomfield
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_(2006_film)
>>68029422
You Muslim bruv?
>go to local chinese with a friend
>he orders a "gravy half and half" whatever the fuck that is
>ask for "meal deal 1"
>costs me 2 quid less for more shit
>>68029603
You ain't no Muslim bruv
>>68029626
>tfw the lads dont want to get a chinky with me
>have to get meme pizza every weekend
>>68029543
>went to see an advance screening of Batman v Superman
>ask the seafood man for a cheeky Beef Wellington
>"Sir, don't you know it's Lent?!"
>get kicked out and barred
Fucking Muslims.
>>68029654
>>have to get meme pizza every weekend
>wot do u want m8
>Chicken, bacon, mixed peppers, jalapenos, mushrooms, and red onions.
>tell u wot m8 lets just get a pepperoni and half it
Every time.
>>68029719
The CGI burkas that they put on films! Went see BvS in a Muslim stronghold in Birmingham, couldn't tell Wonder Woman from Lois
>>68029818
>pepperoni
fucking burk go for meat feast everytime, with extra BBQ sauce
>>68029955
Top notch lad.
Movie hotdogs are fucking chicken anyway and Popcorn doesn't have fucking pork in, stop shitposting you /pol/tard cunt
>>68030056
Where can I get the best munchie box in Glasgow/Edinburgh?
>>68030191
Nick one from the castle when her maj is in, she goes through 2 a day apparently
>>68029879
Frankly it wouldn't bother me that much if they didn't edit the ending of every single movie to include the overthrow of the EU and establishment of a European caliphate.
>>68030358
Too many big words senpai, are you Stuart Lee
>>68028740
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
YOU JUST STICK YOUR FACE RIGHT IN THE TACO MEAT OR WHAT
>When the chicken sandwich is literally just tenders between hamburger buns
>>68030527
No no. You have to say "tendies" senpai
>>68030525
>taco meat
It's kebab meat. Basically scrap meat the Turks tricked us into thinking was delicious, and it worked because it is.
>>68029216
>loaner burkas
YFW YUROP HAS GOTTEN SO BAD YOU CANT TELL IF THIS IS A JOKE OR NOT
>>68030625
It's no different to bowling alleys in America, where you have to rent special bowling shoes.
>>68030621
Thought the were Elephant legs to be honest, seeing as its always Indians selling them
>tfw you go to the indian cinema that only serves curry
>>68028842
MAHaaaaaaaaa the britishempirehasalwAYSbeenknown for it's indians
>>68028740
Top lad. I always get a munchie box at Cineworld.
I don't know what you all are whining about. I love going to the movies on curry and rape night.
capeshit, junk food and star wars
/tv/ sure is a great board ! no man children just cinephiles.
>>68030766
NAME THE THINGS IN THAT GREASE SOAKED CARDBOARD
I DONT SEE ANY CRABLEGS
wtf, is smuggling food into the cinema actually a thing?
we can take whatever the fuck we want into the movie in australia
>>68030737
Kek
>>68030872
chips
onion rings
mixed pakora
donner meat
>>68030710
Just avoid the designated shitting aisles
>>68030766
>Sarsons Vinegar
Good taste lad.
I always grab one of these kids size combos when visiting a US "theater"
>go to cinema in londontowne
>manager takes fifteen minutes to pat me down for knife check
>notices I don't have a Koran
>have to spend another 5 minutes signing for rental Koran
>get to theater 20 minutes late
>everyone is still conducting prayer
>the Imam gives me the stink eye
>manager comes in and escorts me out
>I'm forced to watch the movie from the infidel booth
>go home
>a refugee now lives in my kitchen
>go upstairs
>get on /tv/
>post a picture of a guy wearing shoes
>"stupid fucking Americans, why do you wear shoes inside?"
>feel a little better
>>68030863
Thanks for the contribution, gotta keep these kino threads going
>>68030937
>He thinks people actually follow those rules
Did you buy your last movie ticket for a shilling?
>>68030879
Cineworld:
> 2.2 Alcohol and Food Policy: Neither alcohol nor hot food may be brought onto the premises. Only hot food bought on the premises may be consumed on the premises. Alcohol may only be purchased and consumed in Cineworld licensed bar areas or in licensed screens and licensing laws will be strictly enforced.
ODEON:
> Can I bring my own food and beverage to the Cinema?
> Please note that The Lounge ‘external food and drink’ policy does not authorise guests to bring food and drinks that have not been purchased in The Lounge.
Empire Cinemas:
> Food, Alcohol and Smoking
> Only food purchased at the cinema may be consumed within the cinema.
Vue:
> 8. Hot food brought from outside of the cinema may not be consumed on the premises.
Fresh Cinema popcorn being made
>>68031008
>>go to cinema in londontowne
>>manager takes fifteen minutes to pat me down for knife check
I was surprised to discover this is a real thing in London, but they're super lazy about it outside of greentext fiction.
>"Can I have a look in that bag mate?"
>"Go ahead."
>"Any knives?"
>"No."
>"All right, you can go in."
If someone actually wanted to take a knife in, there is NOTHING stopping them.
>>68031173
Holy shit they actually do it ha ha ha
Britain is such a pathetic shithole ha ha ha
>>68031156
>commercial food is poorly made
holy revelations
>>68031246
They do it at museums and clubs too. I don't get it. What if you took a knife into a restaurant instead? Or if you went to an even busier cinema in Bristol?
Stupid tbqh.
>>68028740
Another reason not to go to Glasgow
>>68031313
>eating in a moderately-priced cafe
>see employees bringing in boxes of the exact same food/brand I buy from Aldi
That hit me hard.
>go to cinema in small mexican city
>drinks are a liter-cup of brown "tamarindo" water that looks like saw sewage (tastes ok) or "orchata" which tastes like sugary paint
>food is a ramen-cup-like foam vase with either some gross beef broth with pieces of cow belly or something calling "consome" that is basically goat soup. no tacos at all
>movie selection is BvS shit , a 30 year old black and white El Santo capekino (not bad) or a 3-hour long compilation of dubbed DBZ episodes.
>>68029422
>pointless
You know you have to drain the blood when you kill an animal, right?
Or do u think mcdoubles grow on trees
>>68028740
There's no way that's not going to taste 50% cardboard.
>>68031680
you'd be surprised senpai
how many triple whoppers do you guys bring with you to the cinema? i usually bring 3 but sometimes i wish i had brought 4
Only one choice
>>68031394
That's pretty standard practice for most cafe
>>68032260
But it wasn't some exclusive (perhaps even worse than Aldi), only-available-to-the-catering-industry brand, it was all the exact same stuff I buy for home. They cook it and sell it for ten times the price.
Even if it was exactly the same but with a different label, even if it was WORSE quality, at least it's different. But no, the transparency is gone, I can no longer enjoy my £4 sandwiches.
>>68028740
>>68028891
>>68028975
Hi, obese american here. WHY THE FUCK do we not have these in the states??
>>68034141
Michelle Obama banned them
>>68034141
Your junk food is better in terms of quality over quantity 2bh.
But if you ever come to Scotland, get one. Also deep fried pizza.
My local cinema went completely Quebec. All they serve is fucking poutine, horse meat and orange peels.
>literally meat and potatoes
oh god as a slav I love this
please bring it to adult theatres (by adult I mean, they serve also beer / have an age restriction so the fucking trash doesn't try and bring in a baby or toddler or anyone under 18/21)
i dont like much of the things that come out of the middle east, but their cusine is dope as fuck
>>68029545
>>68029337
>>68029247
How I imagine you guys look walking in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA9kdTtlLLc
When i worked at a theatre if there was popcorn leftover at the end pf the day they would put them in garbage bags ( sometimes already used if in good enough condition to save money) and reheat them the next day. If thats not disgusting enough they would be left outside and would occasionally have holes in them and the manger would find roaches and shit crawling the next day and still not throw them out.
>>68029247
I once slipped a whole pizza under my jacket, box and all. I walked right in like the haunch back of notre dame.
>>68036992
A foot log sun down each sleeve of my coat which I'm carrying in my hands works for me
>tfw smuggling whole meal into cinema in stomach
>not getting a chicken over rice from the halal cart right outside
>>68029337
Wow that's a long movie too
I snuck in a bunch of lollipops for Zootopia and handed them out to the kids. I was getting a lot of weird looks from some of the adults.
>>68037247
It's was early days and I was still testing boundaries with her, I wanted to see when she'd get bored. Never happened
>>68028740
>>68028975
>>68028891
wouldn't the whole cinema smell like a takeaway shop? and people slurping their food?
>>68028624
Jesus, and you all call Americans fat? Eating fucking 4000 calories worth of fries and sloppy meat bullshit loaded with carbs and sodium when you go see a movie...
>>68029337
>then fingered my girlfriends asshole for the rest of the film
>that one guy who opens a bag of Fuzzy Peaches or Swedish Berries and makes you want to buy a pack
>>68031646
I see why you all moved here
