Will it have an opening crawl?
Who fucking cares
It's just a Hunger Games-style PC young adult series now
why not?
>>68004998
Probably will because
>muh nostalgia
but it shouldn't
I hope not. wouldnt fit considering it is a spin off.
>>68005021
>Hunger Games-style
>in a galaxy far far away
>freez frame
>*record scratch*
>"nah, i don't do opening crawls"
>I, Rebel grabs the opening crawl and crumples it up
>All Star by smash mouth starts playing
>*I guess you wonder how I got here*
>rewind
>shows her, age 15, smacking jaba for cat calling her and threatening to strangle him to death
Get hyped, /tv/!
>>68005021
Anon, Star Wars was always meant for kids and young adults since day 1.
>>68005125
>opening of the movie
>Lucasfilm logo fades away
>Binary Sunset begins to play softly
>Pans over a beautiful image of a forest planet
>Luke can be heard narrating the opening
>*record scratch*
>"The fuck is this? It's 2016"
>cuts to rebel girl getting fucked by Forest Whitaker and 3 other black guys
>she walks out afterwards and blows up some white male stormtroopers after they whistle at her
>she flips the audience the bird in 3D
>>68005151
>Star Wars was always meant for kids and young adults since day 1.
>Luke's family roasted
>people getting their hands cut off
>choking people to death
>blowing up planets
>for kids
>>68005713
Kids weren't pussies back then.
