STOP, INVINCIBLE ALIEN SON. LET THIS TORNADO KILL ME, JUST LIKE I DID WITH MY NEIGHBOR'S HORSES.
>>67997771
Problem Child 2
>>67997771
Kek
Fuck I liked this movie but god damn is it faulty as fuck
Damn you Snyder
Not realistic at all does snyder really expect us to believe that farmer-dad wouldn't even do a flip or attempt a sick spin as he enters the vortex? Bravo Snyder
>>67997771
Why did he put his hand out like that? was he a jedi?
>>67998071
yeah
Don't save me, son.
Read Atlas Shrugged instead.
GOODBYE HORSES
SON, NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT YOUR SECRET, AND THERE'S NO SENSE OF URGENCY FOR YOU TO LEAVE, BUT I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF IN THIS TORNADO. MY BODY BEING TOSSED HUNDREDS OF FEET INTO THE AIR, BATTERED BY THE DEBRIS, AND EVENTUALLY HURLED ONTO THE GROUND WITH SUCH FORCE THAT I WILL BECOME A PILE OF JELLY.
>>67998342
How did a pile of jelly end up at the Himalayas?
>>67997771
Memes aside, this scene was groan inducing. Why did Pa-Kent even try get the dog in the first place? Was Pa-Kent suicidal? Clark could've easily gotten the dog in no time and this mess would've been avoided.
>1978
>John Kent has a heart attack to show that despite all of Superman's amazing powers, he can't save everyone and learns about the value of life, strengthening his resolve
>2013
>John Kent kills himself to prevent Superman from being Superman and selfishly leaves his wife a lonely widow, Man of Murder becomes a homeless man who uses his powers to punish a trucker at a diner in the middle of bumfuck, nowhere
Bravo
>American pigs don't understand this scene
>Meanwhile based Japs know why Kent sacrificed himself
Threadly reminder
>>67998342
AND YOU WILL HEAR EVERY AGONIZING SECOND OF IT ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR SUPER HEARING. AND LATER, YOU WILL BLAME IT ON THE DOG.
>>67998850
Got to appease the Tsunami god to keep the glorious sun that still shines over Nippon aloft.
Why did he even need to die. Superman was still a confused depressed cuck either way.
>>67999035
There was no reason for it. If anything, they could have kept him around and had Zod murder him or something.
>>67998850
>Japs
>Watching capeshit
On top of that, a farmer would never risk his life for a dog. Old ass farmers dont care about the lives of animals.
>>67997771
That tornado was a faggot and so was he. He probably held onto that car, shakey-faced and gurned and made retard faces at Clark through through the dirt and debris. Then he fucking ran off and stalked him like the hunchback mongoloid from 300 and jerked it while grinning over the fact that good ol' Clarkey boy is a fucking emotionally retarded mommy's boy. And where do we find our grizzled old fappy wise-ass fagboy? BUILDING ROCK PILES IN THE HIMALAYAS LIKE A TRUE SPERG! BRAVO, TRULY BRAVO, YOU HAND-WAVING SPASTICATED LOLLIPOP.
>>67997810
Kryptonians in the Hood
>>67997771
VISIT ME IN THE HIMALAYAS! I'VE HEARD THERE ARE SOME AWESOME ROCKS THERE!
Do you hear them, son? The screams of the drowning horses? I hear them every night. Their screams as the water is enveloping them.]DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH
I think if snyder finishes the series this meme is only going to get better in retrospect.
>>67997771
I want to see this movie just for this meme now.
>>68003004
the meme is better
>>67997771
IM COMING FOR THE HORSES
DEATH, I WELCOME YOUR SWEET EMBRACE
FORGET THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
I'M TAKING THE ELEVATOR
>>67998121
Underrated post
>>67998342
>it's not like anyone could have actually done anything against Clark even if they found out.
>ayylien you're under arrest by me, the government
What exactly was his endgame here?
>>67997771
Tell me about the horses, Jonathan.
>>67998386
ITS A DREAM YOU DIP
>>68003642
The tornado was not a dream sequence, you retard
>No, Clark. Let me die. The screams of the horses still haunt my dreams, let them end. Let my torment stop. I shall soon be free.
>Rewatched the movie two days ago
>The people who did see Clark that one day on the school bus, and the parents that believed their kids, had crazy, midwest religion THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD reaction
Everything about Pa Kent not wanting Clark to save people is much, much worse in the context of the rest of the movie.
CEASE INDOMITABLE HEIR
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