how do you define a "bigger cuck"?
how can you be more cuckold?
its not even grammatically correct
>Biggest cucks on TV
it's you OP
>>67989551
Classic Shmosby!
No can dosville baby
How is Ted a cuck? He never got alpha-d by anyone and never got cheated on.
>>67989596
2 black guys at oince instead of 1
>>67989778
Didn't a woman leave him for her husband on her and teds wedding day?
>be educated and literate
>have great and well paid job
>be moderately attractive and sociable
>fuck sexy bitches every second day
>do nothing but moan about how shitty your life is
Fuck this insufferable piece of shit character and the faggot that portrayed him. Fuck him right in the fucking ass.
>>67989778
His fiancé left him at the alter to be with her ex and his best friend married the love of his life.
I'm sure there's other examples that I can't remember right now.
this mopy bitch
>>67989934
Dosen't make him a cuck.
I don't think he enjoyed it
>>67989861
>>67989934
Dumping someone and fucking someone else isn't cucking. You get cucked when someone fucks your current partner.
Ted was dumped by Stella and then she got with her ex. Robin and Ted broke up and then she got with Barney. None of that is cucking.
>>67990027
>>67990044
Boy oh boy, looks like the normie redditor HIMYM watchers are out in full force today
>>67990044
You're being way too literal. We're on 4chin not reddit, he's clearly referring to it in its meme state
>>67990084
I'm a normie for knowing what the definition of 'cuckold' is? Seriously?
And let's not confuse my statement of 'Ted wasn't cucked' as a defense of anyone. Ted's an interesting, but completely annoying and whiny character. Overall he's the least entertaining of the entire cast, and he can be extremely petty and pretentious. I'm not a fanboy for Ted. He's just not a cuck.
>>67990044
But he didn't get dumped. He got jilted for another man, who he went out of his way to invite. That's pretty cuckworthy.
>>67990150
It takes a Cuck to know a Cuck isn't a cuck
>>67990114
fuck your personal version of the word. Frank Underwood is a cuck. Walter White is a cuck. OP is a cuck. Ted Mosby is not a cuck.
>>67990216
>fuck your personal version of the word
Jesus, why are redditors so god damn uppity. I literally just explained he's not using the true definition of the word, it's a meme you dip
>>67990216
ted is a cuck in the most literal sense you aspie cuck
>>67990200
What would you call the letter Stella left behind? She fucking dumped him, then ran off with her ex. If Ted accepted or facilitated it before the breakup, I'd agree with you, but he wasn't cucked. He was dumped.
>>67990204
Or someone with decent education. So sorry you're not good with words, public school.
>>67990150
>implying cuck has only one meaning
If you spend hundreds of dollars and a trip across the ocean tracking down the family heirloom a girl you can't let go of while she's getting ready to marry your best friend, you're a cuck.
>>67990269
>not a meme-spewing retard
>that makes me a Redditor
Faggot.
>>67990283
Either you haven't watched the show or you don't know what 'cuck' means. Stop being retarded.
>>67990291
Only a true cuckold would get this defensive over the meaning of the word cuck on an image board
>>67990329
cuck is just like faggot.
it means whatever you want it to mean only to insult your opponent
cuck
>>67990291
>implying I went to school
>>67990328
If Ted found the heirloom and gave it to Robin, telling her that HE found it, he could have cucked Barney right then and there. Instead, he let go of a woman he was into for years. That's not being cucked. He told her that Barney found it, instead. He gave Barney his sloppy seconds. If anything, the retarded /tv/ definition of cuck would define Barney, not Ted.
>>67989551
ted mosby
>>67990353
Only a true cuckold would get this defensive over his autistic, meme-filled false use of the word cuck on an imageboard.
>>67990377
By using the word cuck like this, you're making it a shittier word to use. It loses all of its bite when used to insult a real cuck like Frank Underwood or Walter White. I get that it's a meme to spew the word all over the place like a mongoloid, but that doesn't mean I'm going to use that word in that context.
Cuck.
>>67990388
Not surprised. Nice dubs.
>>67990515
I take it back, you're not a cuck. You are however a certifiable autsimo.
Dale Gribble
>>67990572
Autismo was a tryhard insult in middle school, dude. What other fantastic circa 2007 insults are you going to throw my way?
>>67990679
cuck
>>67990694
>>67990679
>>67990694
Don't you have homework to do? I can get that multiplication tables can be confusing, but your adolescent mind will get the hang of it if you stop memeing and start focusing on your studies.
>>67990759
>>67989551
>>67989596
The term "cuck" is only used by people who are underage wannabe trolls and illiterate fuckasses.
"Bitch" is more accurate than "cuck".
BITCH = any male that lets bullshit involving him slide.
KEK = a dude that gets off to his chick getting railed by another dude.
There's a difference.
>>67989778
Didn't Karen cheat on him?
>>67990869
It's like /tv/ forgot that cuck and beta aren't the same thing because they go hand in hand so often. Ted's a total pussy beta, but not a cuck.
>>67990885
Oh, shit. Then he is a cuck. He did even out by cucking her boyfriend later in life, but yeah, she cucked him in college.
YOU WIN THIS TIME, /tv/
What exactly makes Ted a cuck?
>slept with dozens of women
>had threesome when his "player" friend couldn't
>wife kowtows to his every desire (they live in the house he bought years before even knowing her and never bought their own house together; they spend all holidays with his friends and apparently never hers)
>baller architect whose work is a part of the historic new york city skyline
>wife dies and he immediately gets back with the girl he was crushing on before without skipping a god damn beat
>>67991052
Karen cucked him in college by cheating on him.
>>67990869
>KEK = a dude that gets off to his chick getting railed by another dude.
but thats not really really what it is either, thats the porn version
a real cuk doesn't know they've been cukd
>>67990670
>>67990616
i will fucking fight you irl
>>67990044
Sounds like someone has some experience with cucking...
