FLOATING FUCKING ARMRESTS
>>67987090
If he moves his arms will the armrests go flying off in different directions?
They're not floating at all, they're jet powered armrests,
>>67987090
Why is Thanos floating around in the middle of nowhere anyway?
>>67987139
No, the supreme power of the infinity gauntlet bends the armrests to his will.
>>67987214
Nifty thing, that.
Watching Guardians
Who are these characters? too many introduced! can't follow
His mother is dying...HERE SON HAVE DADROCK LMAO
a raccoon knows who jackson pollock is
TOO MANY CHARACTERS WHATS GOING ON
What exactly is the bad guys plan? I couldn't follow
Who is this giant purple guy floating in space??
One point they are in space jail? Then a space flea market in a giant head?? IT JUMPS AROUND TOO MUCH
DANCE OFF!??!! WTF
music is terrible
sometimes someone is talking and the scene cuts to another person?? NICE EDITING WHATS GOING ON!!!!
Was his dead mom a dream? A DREAM?!?! OR A GHOST WHAT THE HELL
who is that talking duck??? I DONT GET IT
They were kind of scum bags but then became heroes?!WHY NICE MOTIVATION
Repeats the same "aliens don't get human jokes" joke
DUDE A DANCING TREE LMAO
Nice quips
why would the cassette still work if he listened to it all those times over the years?? IT SHOULD BE WORN OUT!!!!!
Why is stan lee in space?? WAY TO DROP THE BALL AND NOT EXPLAIN THAT
>>67987234
>nifty
No. It is not a toy or novelty. It is The Avengers: The Infinity Gauntlet. Pay it the respect it deserves.
>>67987090
COME AND GET YOUR MEMES
So does he have a lair or base or does he just go sit in his rocket chair in space?
>>67987271
>DADROCK
Please die for using this word.
>>67987090
>someone at Marvel gave that the greenlight
>some poor overworked 3D artist had to spend tireless hours making that thing, probably forced to miss his sons first birthday
>Josh Brolin had to take the time out of his day to voice that monstrosity
>people in cinema were forced to watch that botched up 3d model of Ron Perlman for a 2003 bargain bin Xbox exclusive sci-fi video game nobody played or liked
>>67987433
More like MOMrock
>>67987090
grapefruit
>>67987324
C O M F Y
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>>67987324
>Thanos
>Professor Xavier
>some random dude
Why.
>>67987833
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>>67987945
>kamph
>>67987981
>>67987139
It would be extremely painful.
>>67988013
He is a big guy.
>>67988009
>>67988048
>>67988118
>>67988045
For you
Does his shit propel itself into space?
>>67988153
>>67987271
Funny how much money it made and how it has become a beloved classic, huh?
>>67988179
If he shits rocket thrusters yes
This doesn't look or feel like a real person.
Wasn't there some prosthetics test a few years back? Looked way better.
>>67988248
Has anyone ever rewatched a marvel movie ?
I don't even hate their films but they have zero rewatchability
>>67988501
I've tried.
Only two I could get through again were Iron Man 1 (thinking of it as its own film, not "the start of a franchise" helps) and Captain America: The Winter Soldier (since I didn't remember it too well, and it was really good).
Nobody is ever going to rewatch Thor: The Dark World or The Incredible Hulk.
GIANT SPACE GRAPEFRUIT
>>67987271
Holy fuck, you can't be this dumb.
>>67987927
>some random dude
Pleb
>>67988579
Guardians would have worked a lot better if it didn't tie into marvel universe.
The bad guy sucks and I don't really care about the plot. It really hurts the narrative momentum in the film. I tried rewatching it but got bored
>>67988748
>Guardians would have worked a lot better if it didn't tie into marvel universe.
This is how I feel about Ant-Man. Edgar Wright had that shit written 10+ years ago, and a completely standalone, off-the-walls film could have been great.
Why does the franchise have to be so connected? What's wrong with having separate films for different heroes? Just say they're on different Earths in the same multiverse or something if it's that important.
>>67987271
I see what you did there
>>67987833
>>67987945
>>67987981
>>67988009
>>67988048
>>67988118
>>67988153
>>67988188
>sits around all the time
>everyone fears him or hates him
>doesn't get up
All he needs is an internet connection and about ten bucks.
What do you think will die so that the Avengers come together to defeat an inexlicably weaker Thanos, only for Thanos to reveal his true power that's then countered by the dead guy coming back to life to intervene at the last possible opportunity?
>>67989085
>>67987981
His villain name should be "lazy fuck"
>>67987927
>some random dude
lurk moar fagot
If he worked out his arms more he might not have dropped the cosmic fucking cube
>>67988808
>Why does the franchise have to be so connected?
I like it.
For the first time we get an almost book like (comic or otherwise) mega series. Its like a TV show, but standalone.
Litterally every other movie is disconnected from each other (sans trilogys and what not, of course)
>>67987927
>some random dude
git gud
>>67987833
Darkseid...are you seducing me?
>>67987090
What game is this from?
>>67987090
100% PURE KINO
>>67987090
He looks like he's fucking retarded
HURR DURR MUH MACGUFFINS
>>67989571
Post a photo of you, let's see if you look any better.
>>67987090
This is why Marvel is better than DC. This. Right. Here.
Your villains might be cool, but they'll never be jet propelled armrests in space cool. Thanos is such a badass.
>>67987090
damn
that's some straight fucking kino right there
>>67987271
Subtle
>>67989591
I don't purport to be the world-destroying uber-villain of an entire series of movies spanning over a decade.
>>67987090
I don't understand why people say Marvel doesn't have great villains. How fucking epic is this dude. He's a fucking stone cold boss.
>>67987090
WHATS WRONG DC FANBOY TOO MUCH FUN FOR YOU?!?
GO CUT YOURSELF MORE EDGY FAN BOY HAHA (///_-)
>>67989571
The actual Infinity Gauntlet story is really a bunch of cosmic gods having conversations, and superheroes standing around having conversations. Its not about gathering or fighting for macguffins.
>>67989678
He only exists to tell people he's powerful and be smug and eventually be defeated by some sort of plot contrivance or bullshit loophole.
>>67987090
For the space conqueror that demands maxium style, without sacrificing any of the comfort
>>67987090
I don't get why people love the Joker so much. Thanso is objectively better. Look at that dude. He's HUGE. And look at his fucking armor. The dude even literally wears a crown. He'd eat Joker for breakfast.
>>67989717
>some sort of plot contrivance or bullshit loophole.
the fate of every superhero villain
feels batman
>>67989676
touche.
>>67989764
That's a helmet not a crown. The low quality image doesn't let you see it very well, but its similar to a medieval helmet.
This nigger is so poor he cant only afford a jet powered rock chair. Is he homeless?
>>67989764
Most people prefer interesting characters over pretend power levels
>>67987945
>these level of quips in the source material and DC is still losing
>>67989695
Does she have a name ...or a penis?
OP forgot to post about how the big bad of the marvel universe is a grapefruit
>>67989695
>google it
>it's her
>she has the problem glasses
Dammit, she cleans up well for a complete psychopath
>>67987090
I hate when people say Marvel doesn't do symbolism in their movies. Look at this right here. Thanos is a king, right? Well most kings have a kingdom, but Thanos wants to be king of the universe. So instead of having his throne in a throne room, they symbollically have his thrown in outer space, because space surrounds us all. He's the king of us all.
>>67987271
>PETER
>LISTEN TO ME PETER
>IT'S GROOT. GROOT THE TREE.
>HE'S THE KEY.
>AM I TO SOON?
>ARRRRRGGGHHH I'M TOO SOON!
>YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE DANCING.
>YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT THE DANCING.
>FIND US, PETER!
>FIIIIINNNDDD USSSSSSSS.
>>67989355
It's okay for some of the films but it really hurt guardians .
>>67989930
I know right. I hate that people never get this. Oh well, what can you expect from the unwasshed masses?
>>67989930
His left fist is literally more raised than his right fist. That isn't a coincidence, it's something the director and CG guys decided to do.
I guess people don't care for symbolism unless it resembles a famous painting.
>>67987090
>tfw no Lee Pace
>>67989930
>Thanos is a king
No.
>>67988501
GotG. Watched Ultron a couple times. Winter soldier. Deadpool.
>>67987833
Fucking manspreading
>>67987090
never even noticed that kek
>>67987271
>pollock scene
that scene didn't imply rocket knew who pollock was at all
he was probably saying he had issues after hearing the "painting" part.
even if he did know the pollock part, maybe rockets been to earth.
also take your autism pills
>>67988501
I have watched Avengers 4 times. Age of Ultron 3 times( all 3 times were shit). Thor 2, 2 times. Guardians 2 times.
The rest only once since they are meme films. Bear in mind I watched all films once on teathres, twice avengers. The rest I only rewatched them because I was bored and while zapping I found them nearly at the beginning of the movie.
>>67987090
>Floating capshit
>>67987603
>people in cinema were forced to watch that botched up 3d model of Ron Perlman
I don't get why they didn't just cast Ron Perlamn.
>>67990752
because hes already in capeshit
>>67990851
>capeshit
I'd call it Urban Fantasy tbqhf
>>67990699
>rewatching the shittest ones
congrats ur a fucking idiot mong
>>67990851
fucking cunt normies made these movies fail
I went to see them both in the flicks, fuck the normies who didn't reeeeeee
>>67987927
Oh sweet summerchild
>>67989860
>>67990915
Fuck off plebeian. Dark World is literally my favorite marvel film of all fucking times.
>>67990511
kek'd
>>67987387
He has a mini-copter.Seriously.
>>67991421
Branded, too
>>67987090
Who's this fag?
>>67991530
Shuma Gorath
why do all his plans involve Earth and associated planets?
i thought he wanted to destroy/control the universe - which as i understand it is a pretty large place. surely Earth cant be that important.
>>67991495
Comics are terrible. Do people actually read this shit?
>>67991652
infinity stones nigga
>>67991696
I read them for the articles
>>67991726
and they're all on earth or what?
>>67989156
If they stick to the comics, just about everyone. but they won't.
>>67991773
One of them is, the one in Visions head. The other ones I dont know, the tesseract is an infinity stone but I think Thor took that back to asgard in Avengers 1?
Don't you need gravity to tire your arms in order to rest them anyway? why the armrests? WHY THE CHAIR FOR THAT MATTER? sitting down is the same as standing up
>>67991878
all located within the vicinity of earth. i dont buy it.
>>67991945
Only one has to be in the vicinity of earth for him to go there and get it
>>67987090
What's his power ? What does he do ? I spend my time on the internet and i have no idea who this guy is. Must be confusing as hell for normies
>>67991989
mmm fair enough.
would like to see him more 2bh. seems like a cool edgy guy
>>67991878
no the tesseract was found on earth. I think odin left it their to keep it hidden but the nazis found it
>>67992000
You will have 2 movies to get to know him, you stupid underage shitlord. Also normies use the internet too, you know.
>>67992000
He has a magic glove that makes him omnipotent, but he decides to try and take earth's superheroes on without his powers for lulz and his magic glove is stolen so he gets BTFO.
>watch Marvel movies
>develop an interest in the universe lore
>do some research
>realise there is 50+ years worth of comics out there.
>far too much to read and understand in my lifetime. so many goddamn superheroes and other characters.
fuck
>>67992042
Thor takes it back at the end of the Avengers.
>>67992186
you don't have to read all the comics, and they usually reboot or do new pretty much standalone comic series which you can read
![hqdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yUH7L9C.jpg "hqdefault[2].jpg")
>>67992186
You are suppose to watch events, like Day M, Civil War, Infinity War, Secret Wars.
You go branching after finding characters you are interested in said events and check what happened to each character after the event ended.
Also, you can always find a Dr. Doom arc, it is bound to be entertaining.
>>67992250
>>67992390
yeh but im too autistic to willingly ignore some characters/lore. its either everything or nothing for me and unfortunately theres just too much for my feeble brain to absorb.
>>67992186
check out https://www.youtube.com/user/fluidicbeats?nohtml5=False and watch the stories that this anon>>67992390 suggested
![1387954-666325_whatifsecretwars_super[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cs2pUEZ.jpg "1387954-666325_whatifsecretwars_super[1].jpg")
>>67992437
But, you do realize you can stop reading a comic, and then check the background of said character (as in, what was this character doing before coming here?) so you can understand the lore and everything.
There are guides online to help you all over the web.
>>67989909
She has.....both.
>>67992492
I truly hate how youtube works when trying to watch and observe the videos of a user.
>scroll scroll
>load more
>scroll scroll
>load more
After a thousand times, I finally reached the end, now I can observe and check a video I like. Not that guy you replied to btw
>>67992545
Not him but that seems like a very shitty way of perusing media.
I know there are different writers and artists and storylines, but I couldn't imagine doing this with other book series or films/TV. It's why I don't like the Star Wars Machete Order, skipping a film (even a bad one) is just stupid.
Those images explaining which episodes of The Clone Wars and Star Trek to skip are absolutely disgusting. /who/ gets it right with their "MAN UP AND WATCH EVERYTHING YOU PUSSY" policy, and half of their show is literally missing.
>>67987090
>middle of nowhere in space
>jetbeams on the bottom of his chair
>he stays still
Explain
>>67990660
This. Even if he didn't get the reference it was still obvious that Quill was boasting about having jizzed all over his ship.
>>67992776
The guides aren't on "what to skip", the guides are "you start here" as before that point its another story arc of the character doing other non-relevant shit.
>>67991696
>complaining about Silver Age comics
>>67987149
are you sure they aren't powered by autism?
>>67987204
This. Wtf he just aimlessly wanders in limbo in space
Dropped
Reminder Marvel final villain grapefruit etc etc
>>67992820
But isn't it better to get an idea of how the character developed over time? They do these reboots every X years but then repeat the same storylines and re-introduce the same characters.
Then again the only comic books I've read are standalone graphic novels and most of the original Spider-Man comics. Maybe they topped the original Spider-Man run, but they were good, so I don't get why you wouldn't read them.
>>67987271
>DADROCK
I want Gen Y and younger to leave
>>67992991
there is lots of reading before you even start reading the comics, as you need to understand what comic to read
http://www.comicbookherald.com/the-complete-marvel-reading-order-guide/
scroll down for specific characters
example fantastic four
http://www.comicbookherald.com/fantastic-four-reading-order/
and then you have to find the individual issues told there
its hell (but its fun)
>>67991495
>>67991696
>>67991421
That is a parody comic.
>>67991696
> Spidey Super Stories, a Spider-Man series aimed at young readers between the ages of 6 and 10
![q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27SgHVv.jpg "q[1].jpg")