The lead actor in the last movie you watched is now replaced by Adam Sandler. How does that work out?
>>67981783
>rush hour
...
>The Lobster
literally nothing has changed
>>67981783
Whiplash. So is he Teller or Simmons? Shenanigans ensue either way
>>67981783
The Return of The King. So I guess he's Frodo? It's shit either way. Elijah Wood can't act himself out of a paper bag and Adam can't be serious for shit.
Drive bahahaha
Imagining him in that jacket is a hilarious mental image
>>67981783
>Tombstone
>"Hey Asshole! I'm your huckleberry!
>"You can do it Doc!"
>>67981783
>TFA
Infinitely improved
>The Parallax View
I can't jack off to this?!
Inglorious Basterds
I mean, it's fitting
>I want my scalps
I watched The Dictator (worst movie ever)
It's pretty much the same, just Zohan as a sociopathic boy-loving rapist instead of SBC's shitty character acting.
>Batman Vs Superman
Hmm... Who's the main character in this anyway?
I suppose he could play both Superman and Batman. I think it could work. Highlight the similarities between the two rather the differences. Strong thematic shit going on. The whole God Jesus would have more contextual power them being the same and all.
BvS
ADAM OF CLICK VERSUS SANDLER OF ZOHAN
>>67981783
>Gone Girl
I honestly don't know...
>>67982544
kek
>Cinderella Man
Adam Sandler dies in in the ring. His wife and children mourn his loss, hopefully she marries someone who is smarter with their money.
After prototyping the promo material I've decided this isn't such a good idea
>>67981783
>Man on the Moon
Adam Sandler doing his waterboy voice while trying to do Andy Kaufman's Latka character.
>some SyFy original movie
It works.
>>67984820
Same. Sharkzilla is greatly improved
>The Wrestler
"Captain Insano I'm coming for you nigga!"
>it's actually better
>Punch Drunk Love
I can deal with that
›goodnight mummy
Does he play twins or the mum? Either way it will be hilarious.
>goosebumps
...so, is he boy next door, or jack black? Either way i think the movie would have been better, jack black kinda sucked in his role
>The Verdict
The other characters from the movie would probably physically assault him because of how stupid he is.
>>67984977
He would be too big for the suit though.
TFA
Much better actually. The hero isn't some PMSing twat.
>>67984062
Could work if he tries.
>>67981783
Adam Sandler defeats Superman.
by jove
>>67981783
>bridge of spies
Im really just picturing him as abel and its fucking hilarious
>>67985770
For you
>>67981783
> The Grand Budapest Hotel
With a brilliant actor like Sandler, i'm sure it would do just perfectly
>>67981783
I just watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople.
Honestly Adam Sandler as a fat Maori boy surviving int he forest from NZ police and rangers with an old staunch man (played by the original doctor from Jarassic Park) would make the movie still pretty funny.
>The Lobster
He's the last drop that turns this film into a comedy.
>>67981783
>Pacific Rim
Humanity dies.
>>67981783
>Master and commander
They don't survive the opening scene and the movie now lasts ten minutes
I just rewatched Man of Steel, so I'd really like to see how this plays out. Maybe in some alternate reality Sandler is Superman, Christopher Walken is Jor-El and Kevin James is Zod. With a Schneider/Buscemi cameo.
>>67983535
>elijah wood cant act
how do you wish to plead this argument?
>>67988207
He was really good in "The Trust" with Nicholas Cage. It just came out, really good movie.
>Zootopia
Just shit up my comfy animal detective movie senpai
Paris, Texas
At least he would keep his mouth shut for the first 20 minutes.
>>67981783
>Interstellar
What a disaster
>>67991097
That part where he's in the bookshelves now makes me laugh so hard I piss myself
>>67988167
Henry winkler as pa kent
>Inside Llewyn Davis
I think he could play the role pretty well.
>>67981783
>John Wick
Does he even leave the apartment once the thugs break in? I don't think so.
>Batfleck
Oh boy
>the graduate
Fuck.
>>67991613
He had the perfect batman voice in little nicky
>>67981783
>10 cloverfield lane
It would actually be pretty hilarious
Shawshank Redemption
good god
>The cobbler
>>67981783
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LAST MOVIE I WATCHED
>MR.NOBODY
THAT MOVIE WITH A DUBS IS LITERALLY NOW
>CLICK
WOW
MIND
FUCKING
JIZZ EXPLOSION
>Casino
welp, least they got the jew part down
>>67991657
Would he be Howard or MEW?
