If the glove's too small, easy call.
If the glove's too tight, dyNOmite!
This show went to "HOLY SHIT THIS AWESOME" to "Why am I watching this?" fast.
IF TUE GLOVE CAN'T GET ON, IT MUST'VE BEEN KREAYSHAWN
>>67981179
THat's because you have awful taste.
>>67981115
If the gloves too thin, throw the case to the trashbin
I like how this show portrayed how stupid and sheep-like your average black person is. How they only think along racial lines and have no interest in the truth whatsoever. How they were used as pawns by this golden-tongued orator to get a rich, privileged celebrity off of a double murder and treated it like a civil rights case. Just hilarity.
If the glove's too tiny, here's the Juice's hiney.
>>67981115
If the glove ain't bigger it ain't our nigga!
>>67981229
But we watched the same show, how can that be?
if the gloves the wrong size, it's all moha fuckin lies
If the glove doesn't fit, Darden's a tit.
If the glove's exceedingly minuscule, y'all getting played for a fool.
if the glove smells like fun, go and tell my wife's son
>>67981300
Dude it's excellent. Best series of the year. Masterclass in acting, very well produced, resonant themes. Even this jaded board has embraced it.
If the glove doesn't fit, NIGGA GOTTA BE ACQUIT
>>67981273
how are they too small wtf
>>67981371
So you're telling me I have to like something because other people like it?
if the glove too thick, sit on my nigga dick
If it only fits a her, man, it was planted by Fuhrman
>if the gloves not big free the nig
>>67981415
They aren't. Try putting on a glove over a latex glove and see how easy it is to get them on.
>>67981415
It's cuz he had to squeeze into them, but he had on rubber gloves while he put them on which obviously makes it difficult. The whole trial was so retarded. I wish I could get away with double mirder
>>67981418
I am not, no. You're doing great.
Juice did it, didn't he /tv/?
If the glove doTHAT NIGGER IS GUILTY!
Also, I like how they kept the stutter in the verdict reading.
>>67981543
Then what were you implying that even /tv/ likes it?
Are you saying that anyone who doesn't like it has no valid opinion?
Are you upset that someone doesn't like something you do?
>>67981115
If Ted Don't Sue it Must Be True!
>>67981568
Of courshe! The more even keel of the series was effective, but Toobin's book barely contains his contempt.
>If the glove don't fit, robs daughter will make a sex tape
damn they were really spot on with that one
If his hands are too big you got the wrong nig.
Why did Marcia say that she was raped in Italy when IRL she was raped in Israel?
>>67981599
You got it dude, you should keep going.
If the glove is loose, spare him the noose
>>67981691
You didn't answer my questions.
You said your statements, so back them up.
If you say you don't have to, guess your opinion doesn't matter.
>>67981115
that show literally is "diversity wars"
an incompetent black man and "strong wyman that needs no man" mess up the most clear murder case ever because a black professional victim keeps playing the race card.
and the funniest thing is that the creators probably tried to push a comeplty opposite message
If that glove is too tight the killer is white
Why did that asian forensic scientist shake the Juice's hand?
>>67981618
I heard Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.
>>67981179
I agree except about the fast part. It only happened for me during the last episode.
>>67981265
really? cause it's all the white people that fucked up this case processing evidence incorrectly and creating a situation where it was impossible for any jury to convict him
>>67981801
>with appropriate respect for my position.
This is enough to tell me that the person saying this is a fucking moron.
I'm not saying he is wrong either, it's just an irrelevant observation, he's a moron.
If the glove's full of cum, it's someone else chum
If the glove's full of Vaseline, he's pretty mean.
[aside:] If they pinch his wrists a bit, he'll get away with it!
If the glove ain't smooth, OJ tells the truth.
>>67981576
>Also, I like how they kept the stutter in the verdict reading.
I was looking forward to that, nice touch.
What did he mean by this?
>>67983726
Could they have cancelled the verdict at that moment?
>>67981694
>not if the glove is loose, free the juice
>>67983747
OJ could have said "actually I DID do it" after the verdict and nothing would have happened.
Thats how the law works.
>>67981115
He can't wear the mitten, you must be acquittin'!
>>67981115
If the gloves too snug, release this lug
>>67981801
How does one read this and actually take it as evidence of anything? How can a person be so far up their own ass that they rely on anecdotes and biased articles/websites to get an opinion millions of different people?
Like fuck, how can you be so stupid?
>>67984990
It's 2 PM Jerome. You're just waking up and you want to start the day off with a shitpost?
>The glove not quite fitting matters more than the mountains of DNA evidence, lack of alibi, probable cause, etc
>>67981179
My heart was pounding during the finale. Shit is god tier television.
>>67981179
Switch that around and you're correct
>>67981801
>Unlike people of other races, blacks never see their lawyer as someone who is there to help them.
This made me laugh really hard for some reason
>>67981179
Kill yourself immediately
>>67981500
>>67981513
they treated the leather in the lab too with preserving chemicals
that shit shrunk them too
what marcia should have done is ordered another fresh pair of gloves that are the same size and brought those into court.
>>67985462
>what marcia should have done is ordered another fresh pair of gloves that are the same size and brought those into court.
They actually did that.
>>67985493
did those fit?
>>67985503
Perfectly.
>>67981115
IF THE GLOVE WERE ANY BIGGER, GUILTY IS THE NIGGER
If the glove ain't loose, untie the noose.
If the glove's a fitter, you've got Juice there mister!
>>67981115
If the digits don't stick, he'll be out real quick
>>67981781
Okay Tumblr.
Why did Shapiro have such a hard on for wanting to settle?
>>67986516
Settlements were his bread and butter. All lawyers love settlements, because everyone is a winner except the clients.
>>67982365
Someone please acknowledge my hilarious Of Mice & Men reference.
>>67985560
holy shit kek
>>67986718
I didn't really get it.
>>67986623
It's the quickest way to end a trial and for the lawyer to get his money, I suppose?
>>67985503
They did, but Cochran started pulling his usual bullshit.
>>67983747
Yes, it's well within a judges authority to set aside a verdict and declare a mistrial.
>>67983726
>nigger does the black power salute to OJ
>OJ doesn't even know how to react
>he's not black, he's OJ
Quality.
![American.Crime.Story.S01E10.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_00.57.54_[2016.04.07_17.45.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ufq1VA6.jpg "American.Crime.Story.S01E10.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_00.57.54_[2016.04.07_17.45.04].jpg")
>It will be my life's mission to find the real killer.
Start with the mirror.
>>67981115
If they didn't catch him saying nigger OJ would have been found guilty.
>>67988008
and how did they trump actual evidence?
Why did he do it, /tv/?
>>67988735
Brain damage from playing football which led to violent mood swings.
Or maybe he just needed to feed the bloodlust. The point is who are we to judge the man
>>67988700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvnytqMuTkA
>>67988528
>yfw this guy is now a FOX News correspondent
>>67988700
all cochran did was attack each piece of evidence to make a reasonable doubt that it wasn't him. You don't have to prove it was someone else, all you gotta do is make it seem like every piece of physical evidence *could have* been planted or messed with.
For example the prosecution/DAs office COULD HAVE ordered custom gloves that are smaller and changed the tag. Mark Furman COULD HAVE framed simpson by murdering two people and creating a huge trail of blood and physical evidence. You don't actually have to prove that he did. That's a real problem with reasonable doubt, because lawyers can game the shit out of that
>>67981115
http://youtu.be/hYqaufoM7HE
>>67981179
this to be honest. The last few episodes really fell flat. The jury episode was by far the best one, the freeway chase was second best. The whole "proseuction spills their spaghetti" storyline wasn't as entertaining as I thought it would be, Clark and Darden were as interesting as blocks of wood.
>>67987024
I did.
>>67981265
>T. Regular Pol user
Oh god dude grow some self awareness soon
>>67989440
I actually thought the second last episode was the strongest. Literally every scene there was shit going down.
One thing that bugged me about this series was the portrayal of the IBG. In the show it's just a bar which is somewhat accurate but around 93 after the success of the film Jungle Fever the project expanded to a ymca type center except of course with interracial sex. I can understand why this was glossed over but it was nonetheless a big part of why blacks and whites were and still are divided.
Absolutely great series. Travolta was dodgy to begin with but improved with each episode. Either that or I got used to him.
Marcia and Cochran for MVPs of this season's TV.
>>67981724
>your opinion doesn't matter.
that was some great back and forth 4chan arguing. you have the most hilarious lack of self-awareness.
>those assumptions
>those so of base accusations
>dad ending (pic related)
> 2/2 would read again
>>67982533
>[aside:] If they pinch his wrists a bit, he'll get away with it!
I totally see this being a line sung by the prosecutors in the call-and-response song by the defense team, "If it Doesn't Fit", to be heard in the inevitable future show, "OJ Simpson On Trial : The Musical!"
>>67981257
if a poor fit shows, into the bin the verdict goes!
>>67981875
>cause it's all the white people that fucked up this case
You're forgetting judge Ito, too. He made sure the trial was a circus.
>>67989311
you're so right.
what kills me is leather gloves, shoes, belts, even jackets can shrink with the cold or exposing it to water and then drying it or allowing it to dry. With gloves and jackets, the leather will naturally be come less soft over time.
>>67992731
>judge Ito
>>67992731
>made sure the trial was a circus
This. Absolutely.
https://youtu.be/XQPVA2bGsB4?t=35s
Video starts at OJ trial-only Tonight Show Jay Leno Monologue.
Dancing Itos come out at 2:16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsnuhz-Kb7k
>>67981115
Fingah don't go in, then O.J. must win!
>>67981115
fuck you i'm not small. i'm bigger
If the glove is askew, you must begin the trial anew.
>mods deleting all kinds of shit in this thread
>>67981671
>>67981179
Well obviously it's shit. They fucking casted Cuban Gooding Jr. It was a joke from the onset.
>>67981415
OJ shrunk his hands in preparation for the murder. Then when his hands went back to normal, the gloves didnt fit. The perfect crime!
>>67990398
>the IBG
what's this, anon? I haven't seen the series yet, just recorded all the eps to watch sometime later. I googled it and "race" and "bar" and stuff, but can't find anything.
pls explain and many thanks senpai
If the glove aint loose, free the juice
>>67981115
If da glove don't fit the fingaz
You gotta release my nigga
>>67981273
It looks like they fit him just fine in that pic. Tight, maybe. And the nylon underneath.
>His movie and commercial acting experience on display, putting them on.
God, this trial was such a farce. I actually take solace in the fact that he is in jail now, and will be for the rest of his life.
>>67995907
Is that Jason Lee on the right?
>>67996593
Naw kid, he's eligible for parole next year. Hell be back to living it up as a free man.
>>67984396
>He can't wear the mitten, you must be acquittin'!
I like this one, anon. I'll add it to the list of lines that will make it into this:
>>67992581
>the call-and-response song by the defense team, "If it Doesn't Fit", to be heard in the inevitable future show, "OJ Simpson On Trial : The Musical!"
Am I alone in thinking that David Schwimmer fell kind of flat with his portrayal of Robert Kardashian? It came off really inconsistent, sometimes he conveyed the struggle of his conscience whether to stick by OJ, but other times it just felt plastic-y and halfhearted.
>>67996700
I didn't know his parole was so soon. Maybe I read that he'd likely live out his life in their when he was having health problems or something. They gave him the maximum sentence, right? I hope they have a reason to deny him, though I'm sure he's managed to stay out of trouble inside.
>>67996756
>plastic-y and halfhearted
thats David for ya.
Honestly it was like this show was trying to revive the careers of him, Cuba, and John but failed with David.
Travolta and Cuba did great but David was just David
>>67989872
Thanks anon, that's just what I needed.
>>67981875
>impossible for any jury to convict him
you're just misinformed
the whole point of OJ was that money could buy a team of lawyers which can create doubt out of nowhere
>>67996831
Yeah I think you're right. Its the only thing that would make sense, the only other possible reason is that their casting opportunities were so abysmal that they were cheap to hire.
>>67996975
well travolta was one of the producers so thats probably why he was cast
>>67981415
they aren't at all. it's about seeing what you want to see.
>>67981115
Dating a girl that was too young to remember it.
Doesn't even know it based on real stuff.
She thinks I am brilliant since I can guess what happens.
>Sometimes dumb girls are the best.
This thread needs more Dr. Seuss rhymes
honestly I thought all the black actors were terrible in this. No wonder they don't win oscars
>>67997221
If the gloves too tight, Darden ain't right
>>67986718
desu the whole thing with curley's wife really fell flat for me.
>>67981115
The Brassiere doesn't fit!
>>67997250
Vance was GOAT, Brown was too subdued. Gooding felt miscast. Didn't seem imposing enough
>>67981115
Knife found on property by construction crew totally not the alleged murder weapon
http://www.thewrap.com/knife-found-at-oj-simpsons-former-estate-not-connected-to-murder-case-lapd-confirms/
You put the glove on?
Who told you to pu the glove on?
Did I tell you to put the glove on?
>>67996756
If you think Schwimmer's performance fell kind of flat, then AMC in association with Lionsgate invites you to: Feed the Beast this May!
>>67984990
>Sex?
>Yes!
>Yes.
>>67996693
probably. but not the one you're thinking.
>>67986469
>implying tumblr would ever promote a conspiracy theory
>>67992163
that guy's a faggot, but you sound like an even bigger faggot
>>67981738
the show downplays it(probably because we're supposed to root for them) but the prosecutor basically stabbed herself in the foot at every opportunity
>>67989440
The Mark Fuhrman episode was the best of the series.
>>67999135
>The Mark Fuhrman episode was the best of the series.
>>67983747
The case should have been a mistrial from the beginning with all the conflict of interest. Whole trial was a circus.
