I am not an edgy contrarian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg
But this looks like a fan film with a high budget
Every Star Wars movie not made by Lucas is a fan film, OP.
>>67974885
Care to elaborate on why you feel this way?
>>67974885
>But this looks like a fan film with a high budget
you're giving fan films too much credit.
Oh for fuck sakes.
It looks like a Star Wars movie which is exactly what it is.
>>67974885
I am not an edgy contrarian
But this looks more enjoyable and more like Star Wars than The Force Awakens
>>67974885
Until I clicked on the thumbnail I could've sworn that was Penn from Penn and Teller in Wen's picture.
Anyone else?
>>67974885
There is something that looks off about it, and I think it's the fact that the movie doesn't look like it's had that much color grading done to it, and the lighting is natural bright which contrasts how many big hollywood movies look nowadays. The visual effects also look incomplete.
wasn't rian johnson supposed to direct this or something? i just looked up and hes not directing any star wars movie
>>67975001
cannot unsee.
>>67974933
The framing is so dull. Like a student filmmaker
Okay put the actor right in the middle, do the dialogue, cut! Okay this is an action/expository motion scene, roll the camera, everyone do your little background character task, rolling, rolling!
>>67975031
Gareth Edwards is directing this. Rian Johnson is making Star Wars 8.
>>67975062
It's a trailer. They're obviously going to choose the shots that place the actor in the middle because they want to show off the cast as clearly as possible.
>>67974885
The shot of the hubcap being installed on the death star is so fucking funny. That shit is how many kilometers big and they just tow it in? Where the fuck did they build it hahahaha
And it looks low budget cuz they're using a "gritty" "handheld" "documentarian" "war film" aesthetic
>>67975031
He's directing Episode VIII
>>67975228
>hahahaha
>cuz
Greetings, Reddit.
>yellow lens flare
>black guy
>female lead
>another female general
>stupid siren
>plot is about stealing plans for the death star
It genuinely does look like a shitty fan film.
>>67975301
thecoli u dum cac
>>67974885
don't give it views watch it somewhere else.
>>67975190
It's not a trailer retard, it's a teaser
>>67974919
This desu desu sempachi
>>67974919
Yep, imagine if someone else took Tolkien's work and made a sequel to LotR. That's how it feels with SW.
>>67974965
>It looks like a Star Wars movie
Wrong.
Star wars films had heart, this is bland, derivative, safe, and marvel-esque.
>>67975228
>And it looks low budget cuz they're using a "gritty" "handheld" "documentarian" "war film" aesthetic
It's like they don't understand starwars at all, and are just memeing the movie into completion.
>>67975488
don't bring Marvel into this shit you already have YA movies to compare to.
Fuck disney and fuck this garbage, nothing about this movie or the previous will be remembered, by anyone, for any reason. Garbage is all it is
>>67974885
>I rebel
>>67974885
>But this looks like a fan film with a high budget
Are you implying that the The Farce Awankens didn't?
>>67975676
>don't bring Marvel into this shit you already have YA movies to compare to
It looks like Disney told them to "make it look Marvel-y, we want the retard audience"
>>67975734
now you're just being a faggot.
>>67975062
That's because Gareth Edwards is an awful filmmaker and a true amateur at heart. Just be thankful they didn't let him write it too.
If you guys are getting upset over this, I can't wait to see the Episode IX reaction. They gave that one to the Jurassic World guy, with a whopping one movie under his belt.
Rian Johnson is the only intelligent choice they've made so far. If Rogue One or Episode IX turn out to be watchable, it will be because of every element except the direction.
Mads Putin biopic when?
>>67974885
Looks boring
>rebellious angsty strong independend young woman lead
such originality
Didn't see my guy Mads in this teaser, I am not interested in this shit, desu baka (Mark) Famil(ia).
>>67974990
this, but another boring female lead is bringing it down
>it's terrible. I know this because I saw 30 seconds of the film
I know 4chan's full of retards but at least try to think about what you're saying
Yeah okay Disney, go ahead and expand on an established universe instead of the one you lazily set in the most recent episode
Episode VIII needs to be presented like Godfather Part II in that some sort of prologue is given for VII. But they probably will just introduce Luke's wife/baby momma's death without giving the audience any sort of emotional attachment or characterization but then justify it with possible new trilogy prequels
So, now that we have full retard SJW friendly cast, are there any movies where the heroine gets her ass kicked when she tries to fight some bad guys of male sex? Like trying to kick their balls but instead ending with getting punched in the ovaries or something.
>>67975883
Should have been a rebellious angsty strong manly young white male lead.
Far more original.
>>67975883
Honestly, how would you feel if those same characteristics were given to a male character? You'd think it's cliche but you wouldn't have nearly the same negative reaction would you?
>>67975951
all the best parts are shown, soon they will announce re- shoots
>>67975488
and you're judging this all based on the teaser trailer???
The fucking TEASER??
at least wait for the theatrical trailer
>>67976069
nigga, a japanese looking man attacks storm troopers armed with blasters using only a wooden staff
>>67976069
then why make a teaser? did they think people would be waiting with dicks in hand?
What the fuck was that siren? I'm not a memer who tries to hate on anything popular but goddamn that was really bad
>>67974885
>this is a rebellion isn't it?
>I rebel
Damn fuck Shakespeare this is some high brow art
>>67974885
>no based Mads
>1 second clip of Donnie
jfc what the fuck is this shit?
>>67975883
OP here
Fuck off this isnt what im talking about
Im judging the film on the techinical level, not your gay media politics obssessed autism lense. My autism is mathematical not spiritual
>>67976110
You must have forgotten that storm troopers were literal joke fodder in the original trilogy. There to do stupid shit and die off.
>>67974885
it looks like TRASH
>>67974885
This is a pretty nice fake trailer you made OP
I'm kinda surprised you got the real Forest Whitaker though, is he like a friend of yours?
>>67976144
It's the Imperial Alarm. The original sounds better imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuQd_xZlKw
>>67976251
it's shot like shit we have moved on.
>>67976297
Why did they change the sound of it?
>>67976271
>he fell for the stormtroopers cant aim meme
You understand vader was trying to keep them alive right? That in a good film not everything has to be explained?
>>67976296
My wife's friend Eric Roberts hooked me up with him
What's the point of having these boring backstories made into contrived pandering fanfiction movies when the books already elaborate on it in much better fashion?
>>67976336
Nigger, why the hell would I know?
>>67976336
So they're not blatantly ripping it off so they dont have to do any work
>>67976297
The thing is this one actually sounds threatening and serious. It sounds like a siren. In the Rogue One teaser I honestly thought it was just some nigga yelling for a few seconds
>>67974885
>fanfilm
Not enough lightsaber for your average fanfilm.
>>67976349
>What's the point
$$$
>>67976349
How else are the jews going to fleece 5 sheckles from every moronic moviegoer who shits his pants when this comes out?
>>67976000
>WHEN WILL I GET MORE WHITE MALES
>I MUST BE REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIA MORE
>ITS JUST NOW FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahah you dont even realize you are the same as your enemy.
>>67974885
>installing the lid on the death star
>samurai hitting people with sticks
>I rebel
>""""gritty"""""
Throwing up in my mouth desu senpai
Star Wars is being fucking raped
>>67974885
Mads tho
>3 seperate 'camera directly behind main character walking forward out of womb into new world shots'
Every frame a painting
>>67975792
lmao don't tell me you actually LIKE marvel diarrhea
>>67974919
/thread
>>67975840
Edwards beats fucking Johnson, and precisely because of his amateur background. His direction was the best thing in Godzilla.
>>67974885
>this looks like a fan film with a high budget
good
Never knew there were THIS many underage on 4chan before.
>Dat siren
Honestly thought it was some fan made joke.
>>67976498
yes I'm a big boy and like different things.
I think it's a bad trailer. Going to reserve judgment until I've seen the whole movie at least three times.
>>67974885
So are all the new Star Wars standalone movies just gonna be like the Hobbit Trilogy only it never ends?
What a nightmare
>>67976069
You don't need a massive sample size to make certain general statements about a population, in this case the scenes shown are pretty garbage.
>>67974885
Why does this look so cheap?
>that sounds at 0:57
Legit thought I had accidentally opened some random shit tab, what the fuck.
>>67975062
>The framing is so dull. Like a student filmmaker
I love this meme where we pretend to know anything about film
>>67976582
>not seeing the movie at least 10 times
Oy Vey!
>implying all these shitposting faggots won't go to see it when its out this winter
The cycle is eternal, autismos
>>67974885
Wow, it really does.
Also, WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH
>>67976617
then noting you say matters then huh.
>>67976642
I'm legitimately not interested in the movie
At least with TFA it's like a new story arch. It sucked but it was at least exciting
This is literally the Hobbit only somehow it looks worse
>>67974885
The sirens or blares or whatever the fuck the noise is is way too cringey. BWWAAAH BWAAH BWAH BWAH BWAH. Just fucking stop that shit. I blame the fucking casual Star Wars fans who jumped on the bandwagon of, "GEORGE RUINED STAR WARS WITH IT'S PREQUELS LOL JAR JAR BRO." Fuck all of you. Fuck you.
>>67976461
Star Wars got raped nearly two decades ago, mate.
>>67976642
i never payed for TFA
Another lead female and black friend? God damn
>>67974885
>donnie yen
i'm there
>>67975303
>another female general
Oh fuck off, it's Mon Mothma, they introduced her as the leader of the Rebellion back in ROTJ.
>>67976692
Sure, sure.
See you in the shill threads 8 months from now.
>>67976712
But why must the rape continue?
>>67975303
>many bothans died to give us this shitpost
>>67976704
Don't get so heated prequelfag
>>67976251
>My autism is mathematical not spiritual
pretty based tbqh
>I rebel
>real people in this thread think this trailer looked good
Laughing at all you cucks irl
>>67976790
What does it feel like to be a mindless sheeple?
>>67975020
they probably just finished shooting, and it's basically a rough cut, with very little postproduction. all the cgi moments were very basic.
>>67974885
and TFA didn't?
>>67976642
I never paid for tfa either but they did a survey of who went to see tfa so lots of white guys are okay with female leads now.
>>67976817
*tip*
>>67974885
>Mendelsohn
>Whitaker
>Mads
What did they mean by this?
>>67974885
Why don't they just call this movie
>Star Wars Episode IV.V
>Rouge One?
>>67976069
Why have a teaser if not to let you form some kind of opinion or idea of what the movie will be like?
Star Wars apologists are the fucking worst
>>67974885
Is this your college project OP?
>>67976906
sorry to ruin your ebin green meme but it'd be III.V
>>67976906
because it takes place before a new hope dipshit.
>>67976896
why the fuck should I care who the lead is, autsimo
I am going to see it for Mikkelsen and Yen; I don't care about the rest of the cast.
>>67976900
starkino
>mfw watching this trailer
Save us Rian Johnson! Channel your inner George.
>>67976964
>>67976971
Sorry I'm an idiot I did mean III.V
>>67976817
I dunno, why don't you tell us?
This is pure kÃиo
>>67974885
I'd rather see a movie about Jar Jar stepping in the poopy
Save us George
>>67977011
>Channel your inner George.
You mean making a bad movie ?
?
>>67977011
Are you serious? Rian is the most reddit out of the entire bunch. Though Edwards is a close second I'll give you that. fucking JJ and Trevorrow look like restrained kino masters in comparison to those assholes.
But where is muh Ashoka?
But where is muh Erza?
Don't the film makers know they are canon?
>>67974885
What the fuck is with Hamill at the end of the trailer?
Are Disney self aware and making fun of their own garbage now? Because his facial expression is literally the one I had watching this trailer.
Shock and disgust.
who the fuck asked for this I never asked for this. and they give us backup turd J law.
>>67977103
>>>/wookiepedia/
only the movies count
>>67976896
how fucking gay are you that you don't want to see female leads doing cool shit in films?
go watch wrestling
>It's a story about the Death Star
>again
>It looks like it was made by JJ somehow
I'm sure it will make it's budget back because of Star Cucks
>>67976455
no, I just want some kind of realism
>>67977078
>As a Hispanic
Shut the fuck up. Us real latinos love all of that shit. If a Mexican or South American made this film the only difference would be that the female character would have bigger tits and less scantily dressed. Also a great deal more racist.
>>67974885
>the beta from nighcucker is in this
>>67977140
>I DIDN'T SPECIFICALLY ASK FOR THIS TO HAPPEN SO IT SHOULDN'T EXIST
millenials everyone. bet you're a phoneposter too
>>67976790
But this shitty movie IS a prequel.
>>67977146
brofist, preach it
>>67977101
Dude Reddit lmao
>>67975062
>What is a trailer
>>67977078
Based Spidey
>>67975703
I'm sick to my stomach.
>>67977194
I have a system.
Can we talk about the obsessive use of lens flare?
Our only hope.
>I Rebel
>>67974885
>I Empire
Wow they really went far with that joke
>>67974885
>teaser trailer
Either it's a teaser or a trailer, it can't be both. Christ.
>>67975883
She's a double agent and later villian
>>67977194
>millenials everyone
you must be 12 then.
This trailer makes me want to join Isis and blow up the Statue of Whoredom
>>67974885
> Another Mary Sue fan fiction film
>>67977121
>What the fuck is with Hamill at the end of the trailer?
That is the exact same face he made when he lost the voice acting award at the VGA's to some shitty indie FMV game.
>>67977325
Literally no way of knowing she's a Mary Sue yet
>>67975840
except the one movie Trevorrow made was a great blockbuster flick. Johnson made a bunch of cringeworthy pseudointellectual trash movies and even ruined Breaking Bad by his sheer presence. Just check out how superior Better Call Saul is even though it still has Bravo Vince attached: the cancer of late-BB was Rian all along.
>>67977284
Are you retarded? This isn't a new thing.
>people are going to pay to see another Death Star blow up
When will people get bored of seeing a Death Star explode? 2050?
>Muh strong womyn lead saves the day
The fuck is this shit, I wanted to see some Bothans whatever the hell they are. Is she a Bothan?
>>67977385
By definition, it can't be both.
A teaser is suppose to be 30 seconds or less.
A trailer is the length of this.
There isn't any logical reason to call it a teaser trailer when it only fits the proprieties of one term.
Mary Sue 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>67977390
Are you memeing me?
>>67977399
2nd death star, fuck stick.
DON'T HOLD MY HAND: The Prequel
>>67974885
Where they get the script idea? Deviantart fanfiction?
Why are you guys so afraid of wymyn ?
It's like you never has se...oh wait
>>67975949
>waagh black people and women are in my movies for nerds, why cant they only cast white men
>>67976900
this had me mildly interested at first but you can already tell they wasted whitaker
Not only there's no Kyle Katarn, the lead is a fucking woman!
They reset the canon for this!?
Also, this "story" is ruining the original trilogy, to the point that is beyond ridiculous. Just like the "rebels" toons.
>"Help me obi wan kenobi, the last jedi died yesterday"
>>67974885
>I rebel
Cringe
>>67977399
>Bothan
they are going to change them into all YA girls for the next one.
>>67977429
Maybe you should Google "teaser trailer"
Once again, this is not a new thing.
The main character seems very wooden and unlikeable
![Rogue One_ A Star Wars Story - Official Teaser (1080p).mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2016.04.07_19.46.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RnG0qHJ.jpg "Rogue One_ A Star Wars Story - Official Teaser (1080p).mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2016.04.07_19.46.07].jpg")
So this Grand Admiral... who is the actor?
>Mary Sue 2: Electric boogaloo
>>67977483
>It's like you never has se...oh wait
It's like you never have.....
You illiterate moron.
>>67977577
Ben Mendelsohn
>>>67976069
>Over 60 seconds of footage
>teaser
no
I hide every shit star wars thread.
signed: Jake Leblanc
>>67975883
Would have rather seen a bunch of old, grizzled dudes doing jobs that they have mastered their entire fucking lives, not "i am young n i rebel!!"
>>67977563
Did I say it was a new thing, kid?
It doesn't make any sense from a marketing standpoint.
don't you just hate it when you record the trailer for your new Star Wars movie and someone starts sacrificing the mascot elephant in a blood ritual.
>>67977540
This quip brought to you by Disney™ Presents Marvel™ in the Avengers™ in Star Wars™®
>>67977564
>The main character seems very wooden and unlikeable
She doesn't seem like Rey though
You faggots are able to meme because ANOTHA MAYN WOMIN IZ MARY SOO LEL XDXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This new chick is actually hot and looks like she has more personality.
This movie will be great trust me.
>>67977374
at least Johnson is competent with how the movie looks. he can be creative in good way. with him it all depends on the script.
the Jurassic World dude is the one i have no idea how he got this gig. he's literally no one, with one blocbuster movie under his belt, which is one of the blandest movie ever made.
>>67977390
Won't there technically be no exploding Death Star's in this movie? It takes place before IV, which is where most of the exploding takes place.
Unless the end of this movie is just a smash cut to the unaltered footage of Luke blowing up the Death Star at the end of A New Hope
"GREAT SHOT KID THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION"
Ending with a fade-in of the main characters face from this movie, whatever her name is.
>Movie is able to cast Mads Mikkelson.
>Casts Ben Mendelsohn as well
Aren't given the lead roles and aren't even featured in the trailer whatsoever. Instead we get "muh female main character" and wonky eye.
>>67977698
>looks like she has more personality
Well yeah, tautologically. But that personality is 'spunky street rat survivor with a heart of gold that doesn't take shit from nobody'.
>>67977577
the guy with the lisp from TDKR
I'm predicting atleast 85-90% or RT
immense amount of /tv/ asspain incoming
>>67977743
this, she will be on yarvin looking at a holo vid of the DS blowing up.
>>67977825
everyone's assholes are ready for that.
>>67977788
>>67977788
Mendelsohn is in the trailer, Mads will be in the other one, I believe.
Also they are hiding Vader for now.
They're trying to make a female Han Solo, and it won't work anywhere near as well as they hope.
>>67977788
MADS
>>67977788
Ben is featured, in two short scenes, looking slick as fuck as seen here: >>67977577
You're right about Mads though, we'll have to wait to see if he gets shown in the full trailer, or if his role in the film is supposed to be more of a "reveal"
>the lid to the death star was all in one piece
>and it got put on it via space construction crane
Why would you even bother showing how the death star was made? It just ruins it
>>67974885
>Ahmed
Top kek
>>67977698
nah she's terrible get some taste
>>67974885
"...This is a rebellion, isn't it?"
"..I rebel"
Oh boy.
That tells you all you need to know about this movie, and how it's going to be.
>>67977788
>>67977877
>>67977882
Missed him in the first shot my bad
I still don't get how they have Mads and he's not THE lead though.
>>67977963
What's hilarious is it was written and spoken like it was a really bad ass thing to say
>>67977897
that shit was spaceballs level but not funny.
>>67977963
thanks for nothing J Law.
>>67977683
>kid
Calm down there, Coldsteel. Calling someone "kiddo" doesn't magically make you an adult.
If you actually knew anything about marketing outside of a definition you read about once on Reddit you would know what a teaser trailer is. Or are you gonna tell Richard Donner that teaser trailers don't make sense because they don't fit your autism?
The start sounded like something out of Pirates of the Caribbean lel
>>67977996
The rumor is he is scientist who made the plans for the Death Star.
>>67974885
I'm more excited for this than I was Ep7.
>>67978000
...And then mon mothma gives this look like hahaha you're fukin' funny kid you got enuff spunk i'll giv u that, m8. Ok tell ya what you're hired to go steal them plans alright? Just try to do a good job!
Good thing I don't actually give a fuck about star wars anymore.
>>67978060
Jlaw? Oh shit. Didn't even notice.
>>67974885
>But this looks like a fan film with a high budget
I agree with this. Then again, OP's opinion is close to mine on TFA. Probably what SW fans want though.
>>67975418
>teaser trailer
>not a trailer
way to be
>>67978168
Strong Independent Womens and faggot white betas.
So it looks like this movie is pretty much going to start bringing "Dark Forces" story line into the Star Wars movies?
I'm kind of hoping that Diego Luna's character turns out to be Kyle Katarn.
>>67978234
I hope you get diabetes and turn blind
>>67977797
the dude whose neck bane snapped?
>>67978282
>>67974885
Fuck this shit
Forest would made a perfect Imperial asshole
But he's le kooky crazy scavenger man just like Fishburne in Predators
>>67977825
>I'm predicting atleast 85-90% or RT
Disney will buy enough critics to assure >80%, doesn't mean it's going to be good.
>>67976344
>You understand vader was trying to keep them alive right? That in a good film not everything has to be explained?
>my headcanon is real and nothing else matters
fuck off faggot
>>67974885
what's with all the British accents? it immediately makes it sound not like Star Wars.
of all the changes in the new films this is the most baffling.
>>67978384
What the fuck are you on about? Please tell me how you know who his character is from a teaser
I swear TFA retards and anyone who liked this trailer do not understand star wars.
Star wars is about the universe and lucas nailed it with the originals and the prequels. his writing opened these worlds up and he knew what he saw in his head. they were amazing not for dialogue but for the atmosphere. why do you think we have so many prequel memes and barely anyone cares about TFA. because it was boring shit and i almost fell asleep in it and i am a huge star wars fan
this looks like TFA part 2 and that bores me and i wont pay money to see it. get lucas back you hacks
>>67976110
You mean how like little bears with stones and slings beat storm troopers and at st walkers with fucking hemp rope???????
>>67978473
>what's with all the British accents?
Gee fucking willikers, never seen a Brit in Star Wars before.
I'm now convinced everyone in this thread is retarded.
THRAWN
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>>67974933
Not that guy, but it is just... everything in the trailer is horribly derivative at best. At worst it is the sort of stuff you can expect to see in a shit fanfic, like a clearly Asian guy doing what clearly is Asian martial arts - copying real-word stuff 1:1, instead of reworking it creatively, as Star Wars did before with the same Asian martial arts.
>>67978567
>Arguing about female characters and mary sues
>Arguing about realism in star wars
>Arguing about superficial bullshit like people's skin color
You're just now convinced?
>>67978598
too early for that m8
>>67978565
>Implying I didn't think Ewoks were just as dumb
>>stupid fucking rhetorical questions
>>cringy one liners
>>le explosions / le epic big battle scenes
>>Most important: somehow lacks any and all seriousness so fuck, who cares?
Someone, prove to me that I misinterpreted this entire trailer and somehow only saw the shitty things.
>>67978567
you know what I mean. it's too much. all the principle leads in the original were American except Ben and he dies halfway through the first.
this ended up sounding like a Star Wars / Bond mashup, right down to her being told to stop being so undisciplined 007 and just do the mission.
>>67978526
>why do you think we have so many prequel memes
Because they were garbage. Do you think the CIA scene is unironically good? Do you think Snyder's films are good?
>>67974885
looks like shit desu, worse than adam sandler movies
I cringed hard desu
the acting is shit, the cinematography is shit, the music is shit
wow, so bad
this is for children, right?
terrible
>>67978695
>implying Ewoks were this retarded
>>67978708
You didn't, but that female character looks really hot bro. Muh dick will make me watch this movie based on that.
>>67978659
He was a Captain of Star Destroyer by then, and since NG is not canon, he could be an Admiral.
>>67978526
>because it was boring shit and i almost fell asleep in it
This.
Movie was not entertaining, which is a pretty low bar for starwars.
rebel scum
>>67978724
I'd rather have garbage than regurgitated garbage.
>>67974885
was this meant to impress me? because, you know, this is galaxies away from geniouses like Tarkovsky or Malick
>>67978695
Nope, you can't back pedal. This guy said it looks like a fucking starwars movie>>67974965
Then this faggot said it didn't
>>67975488
Then this guy derided him for judging off a teaser>>67976069
Then you came in trying to argue it didn't look like a sw film based on a dude beating a trooper with primitive weps, then I pointed out it had been done before, in a movie considered canon since it's an ot movie.
Stay btfo faggot.
WOOOP
WOOOP
WOOOP
WOOOP
>>67974885
>another refurgitating nostalgia jerkoff of the OT
call me when they stop trying to be too safe and actually exploit all the possibilities of the IP beyond the OT
>>67978598
Is it bad that I pretty much want to see this movie just for this Ben Mendelsohn caped villain?
That and I'm digging the new stormtrooper designs, hell this movie is pandering to a lot of design shit I like.
>Star Wars
>doesn't show a single alien
No thank's
I guess I've reached the poin tin my like where I support the Empire. I want to execute every last one of these plucky rebel faggots.
>>67978808
Well I'm fucking stoked then.
GIVE ME MADS MIKKELSON AS THRAWN
>>67977078
ummm, poe dameron?
>>67978911
Those PLUCKY REBEL FAGGOTS you speak of are HEROS and they will WIN by ACCIDENT while making FUNNIES while the STUPID EMPIRE will do nothing but BE JERKS and LOSE!!
>>67974885
>Only 2 of the 9 actors are White males
Looks like we're making progress, guys! Still too many men though.
>>67978968
I didn't realize I wanted this until now
Holy shit he could probably pull off the blue face makeup and red eyes more than fucking anyone
>>67974885
Good to see Forest Whitaker is reprising his role from Battlefield Earth.
Are you implying that TFA wasn't also literally fanfic?
>>67978864
>this autism
>>67979002
>low tier shit post
>2016
>ishygddt
Never watched TFA but this looks more interesting.
>>67979112
BATTLEFIELD EARTH SHOULD'VE BEEN A TYLER PERRY MOVIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ
>>67974885
inb4 felicity is the mother of rey
>>67974885
Every time I see something from the perspective of the rebels, it only makes me root more for the empire. I wonder why?
>>67979077
Issue being that he claims he's not a bad guy in the movie
Obviously you could claim that Thrawn wouldn't see himself as a bad guy, but that wouldn't be the way Mads would try and get press out of it I don't think
>>67974990
It does but TFA trailers looked bretty good too, also you can thank all dat OT imagery for that star warsy feel
>>67974885
looks worse than tfa
bring back jj
>>67979210
Did you get the abortion yet?
>>67979077
>>67978598
That's not Tarkin?
