>at film class
>people say something stupid
>endure in silence, because you don't want to be THAT guy
I just had to sit through 90 minutes of unironic BOYHOOD IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE in total mental pain
>>67964119
>>at film class
>>67964119
Don't worry anon. I too think that Boyhood is overrated schlock.
>>67964143
I know, I should have gone to film and majored in buttered crablegs
I fucking love film class stories. Anyone have any good one?
>>67964119
Took 16 years to make Speed Racer, but you never hear anyone raving about that.
(I really do love Speed Racer though.)
>>67964190
i got one
>be patrician
>everyone else is a filthy pleb
that's it
Why do people praise this shitty flick when The Lobster could get more recognition?
>>67964190
inb4 fifteen different renditions of 'drivebyrefn'
I thought real filmmakers went to films?
>>67964119
>sit there in an autistic rage because of your RLM memes
You're the stupid one here
>>67964211
>Literally any tv show ever
I really don't get "it took 12 years to make" meme
>>67964267
I was talking about the movie.
>>67964267
Dont you realize how much effort it was to sit around for two hours every year to film a scene?
>>67964190
>do my presentation on modern kino vs classic kino and their place in today's cinematographeium
>start talking about The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>SJW slut bitch raises her hand in question
>I audibly internally groan and give her permission
>she asks what kino is
>she's in film class and she doesn't even know what kino IS
>I visibly guffaw and am about to ask the plebeian harlot to exit my class and never come back
>her SJW fat trailing friends bitch that they don't know what I'm talking about either
>rest of the class starts laughing at me and saying I'm just making words up
>shocked and disillusioned and I turn to the lecturer for aid
>"kino.. isn't that just the german word for cinema? you german anon?"
>I break into cold sweat at this post
>struggling to catch my breath
>"U-Umm.. anyway, as I was saying The Anvil Hoarder (1930) was a magnanimous piece in its introduction of post modern sensibilities to the audio-visual art fo-"
>hipster chad blurts out "yo I just looked this film up on my Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge™ and it doesn't even fucking exist, what the hell"
>I collapse into darkness
>my falcon wakes me up with his morning hymn
>another anvil appeares in my pile
>>67964428
Your fault for being autismo supreme family
>>67964119
>think the only important thing about the movie is how long it took to make
>cuck-a-doodle you
>>67964428
>actually calling films kino
Fucking stahp
>>67964428
>>67964428
nice one
>>67964119
>BOYHOOD IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE in total mental pain
stopped reading there
>>67964428
holy kek
>>67964428
I don't even know why, but I couldnt stop laughing
>>67964848
I wish we could meme ourselves into a parallel reality timeline where the movie actually exists.
>>67964910
You can. All you need to do find a high building and fly off the top into the next dimension.
>film class
>>67965030
uno laugho
>>67964119
I remember film class from middle school. We watched Chaplin and Buster Keaton and everyone had a good time.
>>67964428
Lost it at the "it's doesn't even fucking exist" bit
>>67965030
>>67965061
someone please edit laugh to far
>Film class
You should had gone to medschool like your parents wanted, you big failure
>>67964505
How do I become as handsome as Fassbender?
>>67965259
Genes.
>>67965259
JUST
>>67965308
Can't pass the Fass
>>67965283
Well, is the world punishing us for having bad genes that we didn't even intentionally pick? What the fuck.
>>67965360
People are not born equal, get over it.
>>67965241
I didn't go to med school, I went to brain surgery.
>>67965259
Life isn't fair. He's handsome and talented and I'm a broke nigger.
>>67965360
to me you're beautiful just the way you are, anon
>>67965403
same senpai
>>67965360
Yes
The left wing is wrong and people aren't born equal and there's only so much corrective surgery can do and after that there's nothing you can do about it.
>>67964428
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
It actually sounds so good, I want it
>>67964211
I got really strong Fury Road vibes from that shot
>>67964428
>>another anvil appeares in my pile
>>67965433
Pardon a newfriend, but what's it about?
>>67964211
Is that Matthew Fox?
>>67965468
The nature of man vs the nature of reality.
>>67964248
oh it shows
>>67964428
Didn't think an anvil post would make laugh again.
>>67964428
Anvil positing is back
>51 / 8 / 32 / 1
I wanna watch Attack of the Samefag (1929)
>>67964190
> in film class
> lecturer is a patrician
> says tarantino is trash
> the whole class are plebs and are on suicide watch
--
> talk to some Indian guy
> assume he's as pleb as everybody else
> "I really enjoy Fellini's films"
> (wow I might have somebody on the same intellectual level as me at this uni)
> somehow our conversation goes onto the state of the film industry and what we've seen lately
> he saw the Hobbit
> we mention the effects
> talking about how the LOTR trilogy looks more realistic than the Hobbit trilogy because Jackson used many more real people and practical effects, Hobbit looks like a silly video game
> "no way man, the Hobbit was mostly CGI!? I don't believe it, it looked way too realistic to me. I thought the bad guys were people in make up"
> the only chance I had at a meaningful conversation about film with my peers ruined
--
> be producer of a television production for a unit
> in charge of 12 people
> during the break while filming someone mentions what they've watched recently
> try to talk about Hausu
> nobody in my uni likes world cinema
> everyone else talks about Batman vs Superman
> they all unironically enjoyed it
> internally cry knowing I won't have a meaningful conversation with anybody at uni who is patrician besides lecturers
>>67965566
That ratio is pretty reasonable if you don't have autism
>>67965579
>have to make a short film
>write a script for a drama as per requested
>Hey guys we should add this epic reference to that panda commercial, and a part where we play Everybody dance now and we all start randomly dancing
>everyone agrees while giggling like retards
>show it to the prof
>he is laughing his ass off and gives everyone an A
>>67965579
>> try to talk about Hausu
the only reason to watch this one though is kung fu's ass
>>67965682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRh2L7tJqcI
>>67964428
Can some dear anon spoon feed me this anvil meme? It must be recent
Does the joke stem from anvil dropping like in Looney Tunes
>>67964428
straight to r/4chan
>>67965755
>someone didn't go to film school
I didn't go to film school, I went to films
>>67964428
I didn't go to films, I went to kino.
>>67964119
>film class
You're fucking retarded
>>67964428
KEK
>>67964428
The funniest thing about this is the product placement
I'm not even mad
>>67964428
0/10 for anvils and falcons which are both reddit
>>67965422
At least hes not a tripfaggot.
>>67965755
I'd love to help you out with that anvil but I already have too many as it is!
>>67964428
>another anvil appeares in my pile
Why would any adult go to "film class", why not do a real major like STEM and get real job
>>67964428
>anvil
>>67964119
>history class
>put in my earplugs
>nod and smile
>turn in the paper of jingoist propaganda
>get 4.0
>guy next to me complains that he spent so much time to argue the opposite point about this or that, Andrew Jackson, Truman and the Bomb, Japanese internment, McCarthy's witch hunts.
>Shake my head.
>Go to women's studies class
>Put in my earplugs
>>67965755
you're a fucking retard
>>67965755
do'nt bother with that, it's a rebbit meme
>This open film workshop is working on short film
>Guy who leads it asks me to come work with them
>Get in there
>Headman is normal beardy skateboy
>A bloated, redhaired gothic girl who always talks on top of other people or to herself. She seems to be dreamy like from mixed use of drugs and alcohol
>A balding dwarf with flame-headscarf, there is no beard tho. Other eye is lazy and cant stop talking about his latest favorate anime.
>I start to understand why he asked my help.
>Look at the script. Its a fucking mess.
>Basic downer ending in 3minute short-movie with no hooks what so ever.
>I try to respect the source material and move storyboard a bit around.
>Dwarf gets tantrum and bloated frog-woman talks over me when i start explaining why we have to do it like this.
>Still promised to go to help with the shootings.
Help.
>>67966452
>>Still promised to go to help with the shootings
Don't forget to blame videogames
wait are we taking screencaps for r/4chan or r/movies?
I need to know which account to use
>>67966569
include me in the cap plz
>>67965579
>> try to talk about Hausu
grade A bait right here folks, 10/10 from me
>>67964428
post of the day
>>67965398
I didn't go to med school, I took meds.
