Happy birthday Jackie !yfw he will diein prisonwithin your lifetime
which jackie chan movies should we watch today? what are his best movies?
Why would he go to prison?
>>67962888
I feel like the older I get, the more I genuinely prefer his early Chinese films. Fearless Hyena, Snake in Eagle's Shadow, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu, etc.
>>67962888
wheels on meals
>>67962919
his name is in the panama papers
>>67961893
He's in China, cant touch him.
>>67962946
>Chinese Government wants to imprison him
>He says he wants no trabble and jumps out of a window onto a construction site
>has a stepladder fight with 15 goons
>just when it seems like they'll catch him, Owen Wilson jumps in with a white horse, pulls Jackie into the saddle with him and rides off
>yfw the Chinese government has executed people for financial corruption and defrauding the government in the past
>>67962919
He's literally the leader of a cartel that's involved in human trafficking, drugs and murder.
>>67963037
>>67963096
and we have the new jackie chan movie
The great firewall has been supercharged and blocks out Panama and related subjects on google and chinese twitter and so on.
It seems unlikely any action would be taken against him since it would imply things that the government doesn't want to acknowledge.
>they storm his hongkong warehouse with secret passageways.
>he wants no trouble and effectively takes down china swat with his kung fu.
>its all streamed live on the internet.
>jackie chan dies fighting down an army of troopers storming his secret fortress with glorious kung fu resulting in the undisputed capekino of our time.
MEME MAGIC GRANT ME THIS WISH.
Fuck he's getting old
>>67961893
>using charity money as a form of money laudring
pls kys jackie
>>67963251
He even disinherited his son for not starting his own criminal enterprise and leeching of his dad.
>>67961893
he won't if you kill yourself
>>67962946
So what?
I always idolized Jackie.
I can't believe it.
Lies. Everything.
>>67963338
He probably is a pedophile too and he eats rare animals who are on threat of extinction.
Jackie did nothing wrong even the papers say there was no evidence of criminal activity or improper use
stop spreading false rumours
>>67963251
>>67963281
that never happened
>>67963408
>Hong Kong action star Jackie Chan revealed that he would donate all his assets to charity during an awards ceremony in Beijing on Thursday and would not leave a cent for his son, singer Jaycee Chan, reported Chinese media.
http://www.atlnightspots.com/jackie-chan-to-donate-entire-fortune-to-charity-and-leave-nothing-for-son/
If Jackie supposedly sleeps around with a bunch of random ladies how come he never kisses women in his movies?
>>67963439
has nothing to do with money laundering its because his son is a fuck up
>>67963444
Asians aren't good at showing intimacy.
>>67963439
How does this translate into him disowning his son for not starting his own criminal enterprise?
>>67963439
>“If he is capable, he can make his own money.If he is not, then he will just be wasting my money,”
>>67963444
>>67963456
In many places in Asia, it's illegal to kiss in public or at least severely frowned upon.
how do you double spoiler text?
>>67963467
Subtext.
The Panama Papers is going to the biggest non-story of 2016.
Jackie is a chink.all chink are the same tbqh
>>67963508
Or you just want internet rumors to be true for meme purposes.
he told you he want no trable
>>67963524
tbch all white "people" look the same and smell bad
Tax evasion is legal
That's the point, it's bending the rules regarding tax in a way that (while unethical and not in the spirit of the law) abides to the letter of the law and allows you to pay lower tax.
>>67963630
oops I meant tax avoidance is legal (which this is), tax evasion is illegal
>>67961893
>lick boots of Communist party for years
>turns out he was hiding assets
the bastard
the commies don't give no shit about his wealth and fame, he's gonna get executed
>>67962888
WHO
AM
I
>>67962888
The Young Master, Project A or Armour of God II.
>>67963135
Still cant find proof as much as I'd like to believe
>>67963524
Go back to /pol/ you stormfag
JAAAAACKIE
You set bad example for Jade.
You return that laundered tax money back to our rightful communist overlords now.
>>67963188
>he wants no trouble
>>67961893
>cccp apologist
fuck off. guy used to be my hero but after the shit he did he can fuck right off
>>67964728
butthurt beltian detected
Honestly I don't really give a shit about all of this.
His movies are good and that's all that matters. He's not a saint, but he's not a serial killer either.
>>67964842
>his movies are good
debatable
he's a very good stuntman tho
>>67964852
His action scenes are unrivaled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
>>67962946
>>67963037
>>67963070
>implying the Chinese government aren't already aware of it
A bunch of Chinese officials were named in the papers
Jackie is so big he's already buddies with the government and they probably turn a blind eye/help him with all of this
>>67961893
but he already made that one!
>>67964852
SOME OF HIS MOVIES ARE VERY GOOD
SOME ARE NOT SO GOOD
THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE
Why is he still so shit at English after all these years? Is he mentally disabled?
>>67963470
this is pretty true 2bh
his son probably doesn't know what to do with that money anyway by the sound of it
>>67963439
I laugh at the people who think this is a "noble" thing to do.
>>67963408
>no evidence of criminal activity
>china censors it's internet judiciously
makes sense
Happy Birthday Jackie Chan
Give me money from Panama
Please don't kill me with your secret triada gang ;_;
>>67962946
>tax collectors knock at the door
>I WANT NO TRABLE YOU GIVE NO TRABLE
>>67965200
Adults have more difficulty losing their accent than kids.
It has nothing to do with the amount of time speaking it. Plus the guy lives in chinaland so he may rarely practice his engrish
>>67964938
China is not russia
>>67963338
He cheated on his wide too.
>>67963456
>implying Jackie doesn't beat the shit out of her pussy while apologising
