Indian directors are publicly asking people to pirate movies because the Indian censor board is absolutely horse-shit.
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67960640
So is the MPAA.
The difference is that studios and filmmakers in America would rather fuck you over by buying into the movie and then the various home release cuts.
>>67960640
You know what else is shit? Their beaches, their streets, their hospitals, their aged care facilities, their schools, their houses.... everything but their toilets.
>>67960687
At least they get the option of seeing the film uncensored in some form, Indian film censorship is ridiculously strict.
>Hollywood and arthouse movies rated R or NC-17 are often cut down to 50 or 60 minutes to get their equivalent of a G or PG-13
>every time a character smokes a government warning appears onscreen; sometimes followed by a PSA in the middle of the movie
>>67960767
ebin
EBIN
E B I N
>>67960769
even kissing scenes are cut out
kek
>>67961182
>static message with scroll wherever smoking scene appears
Fucking Indians are literally children
>>67960640
DESIGNATED
CENSORSHIP
COUNTRY
>>67961182
what the fuck
>>67961214
>literally children.
How rude, I knew how to use the toilet by the time I was 3.
>>67960640
Reminds me what director Richard Stanley did with Hardware. (Back in the VHS era) He got so pissed at censored rentals, he's rent the movies wherever he could find them then copied over with his uncensored version.
>>67960640
>implying that anyone would want to watch an Indian movie
Can someone post that vid of indians screaming in a movie theater
>>67961182
must be great to watch movies in Indian theaters.
Any Poo in Loos here that can recommend me some Indian kino? Does such a thing exist or is it all bollywood shit?
>>67961406
Ship Of Theseus (2013)
>>67961406
>Maqbool (2003)
>Omkara (2006)
>Haider (2014)
These are adaptations of Shakespeare's plays Macbeth, Othello and Hamlet by director Vishal Bhardwaj.
>>67961482
>>67961621
thanks, pajeet. I'll check em out
>>67961406
>>67961482
>>67961621
Also check out Anurag Kashyap's Black Friday (2007), Gangs of Wasseypur (2012) and Ugly (2014).
>>67961182
expected a bigger list desu
>>67960640
proof that India has the best national cinema
they care more about artistic integrity than a paycheck
>>67961406
Watch the movie the director is talking about in the OP
>>67961182
> "A" (restricted to adults)
> still censor the movie...
Indian cinema is best cinema
>>67960919
That's because Indian men can literally not control themselves if they see even a hint of sexuality. Their culture is fucked.
>>67962658
beautiful
>>67961400
They are actual monkey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE
>>67962658
>>67962707
someone should tell them that India gave kamasutra and other erotic stuff. India was the most liberal country before the mudslimes and britfags entered.
>Obligatory dance scene
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uQXiGkMJK2o
>>67962658
I wasn't aware of curry kino, what film is this?
>>67963058
Can't even begin to imagine the smell f4m
also
>tfw western theaters don't have lights around the screen
>>67963076
This is the True Detective of Indian television. Best detective show of all time. CID.
https://www.youtube.com/show/cid/featured
>>67962707
sounds pretty alpha to me, maybe america deserves to be browned
>>67963155
>1337 episodes
>>67961406
Not a currynigger but I like Anurag Kashyap's films.
>>67961182
>Muted the words 'Black Pecker', 'Black Johnson', 'Black Jingus' wherever they occurs
Trust Indians to get mad as fuck at references to the BBC.
>>67961708
>Gangs of Wasseypur
It's one of my top movies of 2012 desu
>>67962658
>>67963155
Thanks for reminding me why I hate Indians
why does anyone care about those fecal homunculi? On the list of worthless cultures created by vile demi-humans they're right up there. Ignore that entire continent until they die of mercury poisoning.
Who gives a fuck? America makes most movies. Should be worried about how cucked US rules and ideals are.
>>67962658
Superman btfo
>>67962878
>not wanting to watch a movie like this
That looks hype as fuck
>>67963474
>America makes most movies
Bollywood itself chugs out in a day as many movies as Hollywood in a year, if not more.
>>67962878
I love how the theater encourages the chimp outs with visual cues and strobe lighting.
>>67960640
>Indian movies
>posting it on /tv/
Yeah, thanks for the update, cuck
>>67963580
That's south india,
>>67963700
What's the difference? Do people sit politely and say gesundheit when poo in the aisles in northern theaters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wRqLKpO-b0
Can Western film making even compete with vid related
So this is how we take back our land from the palefaces who have stolen it.
>>67963750
The South Indian/Tamil movies make up Tollywood and the hindi movies are the part of Bollywood.
>>67963786
this is brilliant
>>67963424
so bollywood is basically "that's not how it works" cinema?
>>67963786
is it possible to learn this power?
>>67963750
Never been to north, I'm from NE india,never seen anything like that here.
>>67963887
>never been to north
>i'm from north east
pajeet...
>>67963786
>Indian "actresses"
http://www.indiatvnews.com/entertainment/bollywood-pratyusha-banerjee-suicide-rakhi-sawant-statement-ceiling-fans-322597
>>67963961
lol wtf is this, it sounds like a woman claiming somebody was murdered and implicating the government for neglecting the poor, then she has a ludicrous belief that discredits both ideas.
>>67963998
Yep! And her buddy, another actress, apparently called the grieving mother and recorded it and sold the tape to the press.
>>67963528
And they're all completely irrelevant to the rest of the globe. YouTube videos are more relevant than Indian poo.
>>67964024
So did she present her evidence or not? Was it murder?
>>67964024
indians proving they're sub-sub humans
>>67963961
Damn shame that hot as fuck poo in loo killed herself honestly, she was hot. She should have come here and did burkha porn.
>>67964053
They're all fucking nuts but the details I've read sound shady as shit. The guy she was with probably 187'd her and covered it up, or tried to.
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/18-things-pratyusha-banerjees-parents-revealed-about-her-relationship-with-rahul-raj-singh/1/636445.html
>>67963786
is this a trailer for civil war?
>>67963918
Google it,Hindi belt Vs seven sister states.
>>67964095
>At the press conferernce, Pratyusha's friends Kamya Punjabi and Vikas Gupta revealed that Rahul had earlier cheated seven girls for money and that has a 9-year-old child from his previous marriage which Pratyusha didn't know about.
wew lad
>>67961482
>gandhi
nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw
>>67964109
>Hindi belt Vs seven sister states
wew lad this is what your people look like? Is it some kind of secret asian paradise within poo land? Are you more civilized than the rest of india? post pics of your area
>>67964275
>believing everything that /pol/ and /int/ has to say about india
>>67964368
lol have you ever seen that british guys travel vlog of his experience in India? I believe my eyes conseula
>>67964368
>implying Indians poo in the loo
>>67964368
I saw a documentary about people from Bangladesh selling their own children into sex slavery prostitution for what equals around $50. That's all I needed to know about India and the surrounding areas to know we should airlift the QTs out and then nuke the rest.
Best hope you're a QT for when I become God Emperor, Anon.
>>67964275
I don't care, My opinion doesn't matter,don't have enough knowledge to get into a discussion about racial superiority. This place is filthy(tv).It corrupts your mind.
>>67964602
>My opinion doesn't matter
Well you're right on at least one thing. Sell me your women, you can be the richest man in your village, I will give you $100 for your four hottest women.
>>67963863
Not from a toilet.
>>67964636
Mostly matriarchy.turning to christ.
>>67963394
Cucked indianbois btfo
>>67962878
hahahaha why the fuck does that one guy keep getting naked and going right up against the projection
>>67964417
As a guy with a QT Indian girlfriend who describes India as pretty much as bad as /pol/ suggests, I support this initiative.
>>67965215
How is she in bed?
>>67967688
implying she has let him touch her pure and holy body.
POO
Do Indian women like the BBC?
>>67968677
Hate it. Which is funny considering they are niggers themselves.
>>67961182
So every time a character smokes a message pops up saying
>"Smoking is bad"
Jesus fucking christ hahahh
>>67968677
Indians technically have black cocks, right?
>>67961182
The fuck you say son of bitch bastard
>>67963424
Can you imagine what happened when the countless shitskin droves tried to do that as well because they saw it in their favorite movie?
>>67961400
I'm British Indian. was in India goa in 2005 or 2007 went to the cinema with a friend who is white. CInema was nice.
Went to watch Mr and Mrs Smith. Before the movie started the national athem started playing. Everyone stood up. Me and him were like "WTF", but we stood up as well.
Great thing was they still had intervals halfway in the movie, so we went out, for a smoke and came back in.
Good times!
>>67962950
Truth.
>>67969678
>Before the movie started the national athem started playing. Everyone stood up.
It seems you curry fuckers are more patriotic than the US. I'm sorry for all the 'poo in the loo' jokes I said about you
>>67960815
It's not even a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1VA5jqmRo
>>67969897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09QDY_KtSu0
>>67970044
are hindus brownpilled?
>>67960640
>Indian movie
>It's less than 190 minutes
dropped
>>67961182
>>67969476
>son of bitch
>>67971282
>i wil put my lulla in her vagina
>>67961330
>based Richard Stanley
>>67962878
at looked super fun at first. but that shit got crazy when the theaters lights came up.
If I was drunk and expecting all the noise and shit I'd be all over it though.
Not to say I'd want every movie and audience, or every movie theater in the U.S. to be like that or something. It makes me want to go see another midnight special showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, and really makes me want to finally seeThe Roomin a theater.
>>67963058
hahahaha. see, I don't mind this craziness one bit (except that near constant shrill whistling, wtf). There should be more dancing in life, all over the world. Those guys are happy as can be.
The dancing reprise part (around 3:15) is even better than the previous dancing scene.
>>67963786
>>67961182
> Delete the visuals of blow job
this is obviously fake
>>67961182
This is pathetic in a whole new level
>>67961182
>Black Jingus
dammit Pajeet. you had one job.
>>67960769
>>67961182
>added anti-smoking disclaimer and health spot in the beginning and MIDDLE of the movie
poo in loos, not even once
>>67971801
>really makes me want to finally see The Room in a theater
You have no idea how fun those are.
The fucking spoon rain is absolutely glorious, as is the sort of crowd chanting. Like, RHPS has
>Hi, I'm Brad Majors
>ASSHOLE!
>And this is my wife, Janet Weiss
>SLUT!
While The Room has
>I PUT MY EVIL INSIDE YOU!!
Every time this pops up.
>>67971236
More like
>Indian movie
dropped
>>67973099
This, I've gone a few times since I live in LA. It's hilarious. Bring spoons.
>>67973099
I got hit by a pigskin ball when I saw The Room in a theater.
>>67968677
From what I can tell Indian women like: white men and select Indian women.
They hate: white women, Indian men, black people and especially Asian people.
>>67962658
>>67962932
>>67963424
>>67963786
this is LITERALLY stuff i did in my head when i was six years old
