>That's a nice costume faggot, did your boyfriend make it for you?
Seriously? What was Raimi thinking?
>>67955899
Funny meme reddit, really well done.
>>67955899
>watching the censored version
In the original unrated cut it goes
>Nice costume you fudge packing degenerate sodomite, did your boyfriend make it for you while he was pozzing your negative hole?
The early 2000s were a different time
>"It's you who's out, Gayboy! Out of the closet!"
I still don't understand how that was supposed to make him any less effective of a villain.
>You're pathetically predictable, like a Jew to the coin
I'm glad live in a time where race isn't judged by stereotypes
>>67956034
smhead
>>67956034
>not watching the Raimi's uncut definitive edition
Full pleb
It goes
>Jesus fucking Christ you AIDS ridden dirty condom wrapper can you even sit after getting your anus rammed last night by your tranny cunt father?
It does add more insight into the characters.
https://youtu.be/TRkJQ-DQ9Fk
>Jameson you sphincter-pushing race-traiting coal-burner, whose the dirty spic-kike that takes the pictures of spider-mandingo?!
The comedic atmosphere he was going for wasn't really the best for that scene, but there's a reason he's the director and i'm not.
>"You don't trust blacks, that's your problem"
>"I trust my barber"
How did he get away with it?
>Oops! Butthole fingers!
Really adds a layer of depth to the character, but a bit at the cost of relatability
>The HEART, Osborn! First we attack that door-fixing kike's heart!
>He's just a kid. No older than my wife's son
We can't let him keep getting away with this
>>67956108
>heard it in his voice
>You'll get your rent money when you pay for this fucking door
>I started this company... DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JEWS I'VE SACRIFICED?!
It helped fit the scene but Raimi could have used a more PG friendly language.
>>67958698
Forgot pic. I must be retarded.
>>67958589
KEK. This is the best one in a while.
>That scene where J.K. Simmons just scream "niggers and kikes" for ten minutes.
Why Raimi put this scene right after Uncle Ben's death?
>>67955953
It was actually /v/, but close enough?
>This city has 8 million people. shitskins, jews, Muslims, lazy Puerto Ricans, and niggers, I could go on. Imagine what we could create, think about it Spidey an America that's great again and it all starts with mass genocide of non-whites
Jesus I'm glad we're over this
>Despite the poor reception of 'Spider-Man 3,' director Sam Raimi still decided to make the most of it. As soon as the movie's theater run was complete, Raimi donated the $890.9 million box office profit to the "National Socialist Museum and Preservation Center" located in Berlin, Germany. When press questioned Sam about the abnormal action, he was quoted only saying, "This is what it's all about. It was my plan from the beginning. And my plan is not yet over." He has since moved to Europe and has begun a new career in politics.
Wow, 2007 sure was a different time.
>Hey! He stole that motherfucker's pizza!
It just didn't seem necessary, there were children in the theater
>With great power, comes a great ethnic cleansing that will finally rid us of even the slightest hint of melanin. Next comes the crippled.
Uncle Ben was from a different time
>>67955899
I don't remember him saying faggot
>that scene where spidey stands in the ruins of the twin towers and swears vengeance on the 'sand niggers'
i was not expecting it to get so heavy
>>67959119
it got cut to make the movie shorter, along with marry janes 20 minute POV rape scene
>>67959146
wait wait wait the rapist's POV or mary jane's POV
>>67959124
>That scene where Spider-Man puts down the webs and picks up a sniper and heads over to Iraq and kills as many sand niggers as he can
I knew we were going through a tough time but that was not at all necessary
>>67955899
Best costume in all movies desu
>>67959171
>>67958456
Top kek
r8 my oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUMyBk7chM
>Sam Raimi, the director of the blockbuster franchise, divided audiences when he deleted the series' landmark "web noose" scene in which spider-man lynches various minorities and irishmen shouting a barrage of ethnic slurs and throwing blank welfare checks into their salted wounds (caused by malicious whipping). Some argue it added to the tone of the movie while others were only mildly annoyed.
We've progressed a lot this past decade.
>>67959343
HERE
KIDDO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>67959487
100 bucks? The ad said $3000?
>you'll get your fucking rent when you fix this cunting door you blood sucking kike!
Had to take 5 after this line. My wife's son and I just couldn't handle it.
Anyone elses whos first fap was to the upside down oral sex scene with mary janes wet clothes showing her erect nips while she sucked off peter until he unloaded a string of cum on her face while shoutimg "go web! Fly!"
>>67959090
>that flashback scene that shows uncle ben calling the robber a thieving cock sucking twink faggot who was no better than a shitskinned nigger
That added scene really gave much needed emotion to his death, too bad Raimi couldn't fit it in since Peter's rant on filthy kikes already added 30 whole minutes to the film
The rape scene was brutal I mean surely Mary Jane would've agreed to consensual sex.
>>67956902
HAHAHA
>Oh peter piper want door fixed with no rent? Peter Piper will soon have door fixed. When your pizza time is near, that is when door is fixed. I will use the ways of back home to handle this… problem. The howls of the jew will be only first of many noises to curse your ears. Your aunt may is well, no? It would be shame if aunt may and mary jane pay rent for you while you are out. I know ways of getting rent. They are not nice ways. They are ways of old country. If the bodies of your women need to be rent then so be it. The mix of blood and ejaculation will only fuel my plans.
That rapid change of style really threw me off for a bit
>>67959881
Yeah that second rant about the downfall of a christian nation at the hands of socialists and negroes trying to incite a civil war really ate up A LOT of time, but the director gets what he wants i guess
>>67959220
>over to Iraq and kills as many sand niggers as he can
Didn't Iron Man literally do that? Why is it ok when Marvel does it?
>that scene where Peter rocks up at the restaurant and glasses Mary Jane in the face
I mean I get that Raimi was trying to show Peter's immature side but I think he might've gone a little too far in a few places
>>67960336
>The scene where emo Peter does cocaine out of a hooker's ass crack
It was too much for a kid's movie
>That scene where Peter punches Flash and sends him flying down the hall only to have him crash into MJ causing her to need an emergency hysterectomy
It's not a super hero movie until there's tragedy, but there's certain limits, Sam
>>67958753
>>67958698
It's "I started this concentration camp"
>>67958589
>>67958456
thanks for the laughs anons
>that scene where Peter goes back in time and enlists the slave labor of black people for his new cotton picking business
Raimi really should've had someone to keep him in check. He suffered the George Lucas issue.
>You know, I'm something of a National Socialist myself
Had to pause after for half an hour to explain to my son the evils of the Nazi Party and their leader Adolf Hitler. Really uncalled for.
>>67959343
>that ending
my fucking sides
>The power of my wife's son in the palm of my hands…
Pretty cool scene if you ask me
>Peter, I voted for Donald Trump
What did he mean by this?
> that scene Where Spidey watched the Twin Towers fall and went to Afghanistan and blew up the Buddhas of Bamiyan and shortly after yells "NEVER FORGET DONKEY FUCKERS!"
>that scene where spider man uses his web as a fleshlight and jerks off for 10 minutes uninterrupted
still trying to understand what purpose this served
>that scene where /TV/ acted like a bunch of redditors and made unfunny jokes
What did they mean by this?
>>67960723
>it's an offended redditor has a shitty undeveloped sense of humor episode
even my wifes son is more mature than you
>>67960723
>That scene where the Redditor made the same joke everyone else does to fit in
It's like pottery
>babysitting my wife's son while she's out clubbing
>decide to show him my favorite superhero movie, Spider Man
>that scene where uncle Ben rants about ZOG and Saudis ruining America in a 10 minute single take
>that scene where Peter hangs Ben's murderer with his web, watching the light go out of the man's eyes
>that dinner scene where Norman Osborn reads from Mein Kampf and everybody cheers
>that scene where Peter pours scalding hot coffee on MJ after she is gangraped by a group of disenfranchised urban youths and calling her ''niggerlover''
I had to explain my wife's son it was a different time. We ended up watching Avengers instead.
My wife made me sleep in the shed that night.
>>67960723
>>67955899
BONESAW IS READY
>>67960723
>/TV/
>>67960833
I GOT YA FOR THREE MINUTES
THREE MINUTES OF PLAY TIMEEEE
>>67960833
Why did he rape the guy he defeated before Peter?
Is this an American cultural thing?
>>67960633
vastly underrated
>>67961426
Yes, it is customary for us to enter our vanquished enemies, which is why your mom keeps picking fights with us
>>67959684
>genius you invented web shooters with revolutionary fluid
>can't fix the door himself
The fuck?
>>67960755
>undeveloped sense of humor
>thinking someone with a good sense of humor would find this funny
Okay, so I finally sat down and watched the director's cut. Putting all jokes to the side for a moment, how on earth did Columbia Pictures greenlight this? Literally who thought that this homophobic, holocaust denying, rape apologising, vulgar, racist garbage make it past treatment? I mean we're talking about a children's comic book movie here. How is this at all a faithful adaptation of the source material? Please explain it to me.
>inb4 le different time maymay
I remember 2004, this is nothing like it.
>>67960755
>shitty undeveloped sense of humor episode
People who repeat memes have a shitty, undeveloped sense of humor. You have the awareness of someone in a coma.
>>67961710
It was 2002 and I guarantee 90% of /tv/ wasn't born when it came out.
>>67961710
>How is this at all a faithful adaptation of the source material?
you obviously dont know the source material
>>67961626
>>67961810
spotted the cuckold children with divorced parents
>>67961861
that doesn't even make sense
>>67961844
Was talking about Spidey 2. The one with the "man of spiders" monologue. Fuck that shit, turned it off straight after.
>>67961918
while he was created for the film, he was heavily based on various landlords and bosses peter has had over the years in the comics. specifically, the landlord from when he and harry rented together. you think that dialogue wasnt appropriate for 2004? your mind would explode if you saw what things were like back in the 60s
> YOU'LL GET YER BIG MEATY COCK SUCKED WHEN YOU FIX THIS BLASTED DOOR
L-lewd
>>67958456
>>67958589
Laughed out loud
>>67955899
what is this meme?
>>67960311
Iron Man is rich. He probably had coke fueled snuff orgies with underage girls before his heel turn face thing
>I offered you skinship, and you came in my face
Really Raimi?
DON'T TELL HARRY
Man, it really has been a while since I've rewatched these films, I barely remember any of this...
>He's just a kid, no older than my wife's son
I dont understand why you post these fake quotes?
Is there something im missing here? None of what you all said happened, nor even remotely suggested anything like that.
Aware me ?
N
>>67955899
Based Raimi, you just know that would have made a much better Batman vs Superman film.
>>67956902
>He didn't watch the Ultra Definitive Super XVI Raimi Fighter Edition.
It goes:
>Fucking Christ on a cracker you degenerate fucking AIDS fucker, might as well kill yourself and all your cancerous faggot for sodomizing each other hourly. I'm going to fucking shoot up a gay bar and Holocaust each and every faggot until you're just a cumstain on the annexes of history.
I really liked this version.
>>67963475
I mean really. How is this funny? My wife's son doesn't even get it. Even his father whose staying with my wife while I babysit doesn't get this racism
I just watched Spiderman the other day. Severely underrated capekino.
>>67955899
Friendly neighborhood reminder that The Amazing Spiderman is the GOAT Spiderman. They ruined almost everything else, but they fucking nailed Spiderman perfectly. The way he just fucks with the bad guys. I love it.
And they make it completely unambiguous that Spiderman is super strong. He straight up catches a car in this scene and then chucks it back onto its wheels. He's probably stronger than Cap.
>>67959220
American Spider
>>67964590
It's the way it was intended.
>That's a nice costume
faggot,
>did your boyfriend make it
for you?
>that scene when Peter discovers his increased agility and tosses his own salad
Had to cover the eyes of my wife's son lads
>>67965229
My wife's son was so traumatized he refused to fuck my wife that night.
>>67965229
My wife's bull was shook from that scene that he couldn't fuck my wife. I ended up having to which was a drag
>You'll get your rent when you fix this fucking door, you slavic subhuman fuck!
My dad made me leave the theater after this line, screw you Raimi.
