ITT we cast the Mass Effect movie
>>67928560
Nic Cage as Thane
>>67928560
I totally forgot about that black guy and I've played ME2 6 times.
Fuck niggers.
John Goodman as Wrex
Elijah Wood as Grunt
Oscar Isaac as Garrus
Mina Harker as Tali
>>67928560
/v/eddit needs to leave.
>>67928560
Tilda Swinton as Commander Shepard.
This way both fem and male shep players are pleased.
>>67928560
Jon Bernthal as Shepard
Scarlett Johansson as Miranda
Anthony Mackie as Jacob
Oscar Isaac as Garrus
Alicia Vikander as Jack
Ron Perlman as Wrex
Michael Fassbender as Thane
>>67928707
>Jon Bernthal
Let me guess. Renegade Shepard?
>>67928560
Jessica Chastain as Commander Shepard
Scarlett Johansson as Liara T'Soni
Oscar Isaac as Kayden Alenko
Michelle Rodriguez as Ashley Williams
Yvonne Strahovski as Miranda Lawson
Ron Perlman as Urdnot Wrex
Brandon Kenner as Garrus Vakarian
Ellen Paige as Jack
>>67928599
Go back to reddìt, faggot.
>>67928781
I can see him doing either. I'd prefer a slightly more renegade Shepard but if they went full paragon I think he'd still nail it.
>>67928910
>Scarlett Johansson
But ScaJo is nowhere near cute enough to be my waifu.
>>67928560
>it's a /v/eddit on /tv/ thread
Michael Fassbender as Garrus
Chris Hemsworth as Commander Shepard.
>>67928781
Renegade Shepard is best Shepard.
>>67928910
>Scarlett Johansson as Liara T'Soni
>Ellen Paige as Jack
Absolutely not
>>67928974
>>67928928
>>67928663
If you don't like it, then why are you here?
>>67928910
>femshep
>Scarlett Johansson as Liara T'Soni
>Ellen Paige as Jack
>>67928993
I think Emilia Clarke would make for a good Liara
Natalie Portman for a good Jack
>>67928959
>>67928993
I think Scarjo's voice is perfect for Liara though.
can't think of anyone for Jack so I just picked a random womanlet.
Shepard has to be a girl so we can get some nice lesbian sex with Liara.
For plot reasons, you understand.
Also Willem Defoe as Illusive Man.
>>67929009
thought /tv/ would love a mommy commander.
Domnhall Gleeson as Mordin
>>67928707
>Anyone that is not Yvonne Strahovski as Miranda
>Ever
>>67929020
ScarJo's voice is perfect for a throat cancer victim, not Liara.
>>67929016
Liara isn't fat, nigga.
Emilio Esteves as Illusive Man
Mads as Mordin
Angelina Jolie as Morinth (with CGI tits)
>>67929043
I played exlusively as fem-shep. She had chocolate skin, green eyes and blonde hair.
Mmm, delicious.
Idris Elba as Shepherd
Lena Dunham as Miranda
Lupita Nyungo as Jack
Michael Pena as Kaiden
Neil Patrick Harris as Joker
Ryan Gosling as Saren
Chris Hemsworth as the Illusive Man
>>67929043
>another stronk female action hero
No, fuck off. Shepard is an 80s sci fi action hero.
>>67929063
>Mads as Mordin
You absolute madman.
>>67929062
Daisy Ridley then?
Also, Emilia could work out.
Hell, if Chris Pratt can do it, why not her?
>>67929065
>chocolate skin, green eyes and blonde hair
>>67928560
Donald Trump as Shepard
>>67929108
What, you got shit taste bro?
>>67929097
>Daisy Ridley then?
Hm. Could work.
>Also, Emilia could work out.
>Hell, if Chris Pratt can do it, why not her?
She didn't do it for Terminator, she won't do it for this.
>>67929097
>Daisy Ridley then?
if only for Jack
>>67929116
Nah, Donald Trump as Udina.
>>67929063
>Emilio Esteves as Illusive Man
>>67929122
>blonde hair on a shitskin
You're the one with shit taste, buddy.
>>67929151
>shitskin
But I gave her Asian features, not negro features.
>>67929116
I WILL MAKE THE CITADEL GREAT AGAIN
>walls off Batarians, Vorcha and Quarians
>>67928599
What, are you 12 year old, faggot?
>>67929172
humans are the mexicans of the citadel though
>>67929172
>not Volus
Volus are the Jewish bankers of the galaxy.
>>67929160
so? niggers aren't the only shitskins. if your skin is the same color as shit then you're a shitskin
>>67929197
Solution: kick out everyone except asari, salarians and turians, and make the hanar pay for it.
>>67929128
Oh.
Natalie Portman as Liara then?
>>67929197
humans are part of the Citadel. Batarians Vorcha and Quartians are literally illegal aliens.
>>67929226
So I'm supposed to hate Jizz skins, and puss skins as well?
>>67929226
But that's wrong, it's perfectly possible for brown skin to be beautiful.
>>67929256
Quarians are the gypsies of the galaxy.
>>67928560
>female shep
>>67929063
>Mads as Mordin
Perfect
>>67928560
Ryan Gosling as Thane
Jessica Chastain as Samara
Christopher Meloni as Zaeed
Milana Vayntrub as Tali
Femshep is not canon!
Karen Gillan as Liara
She can do the voice and she looks good in blue skin
>>67928618
>Elijah wood as grunt
ME1>ME2
>>67928560
the guy from Birdemic is commander shepard. no fucking questions!!
>>67929226
>implying that there aren't black people who are beautiful
I bet you're that autistic self hating black guy from /r9k/
>>67929274
>thinking miranda is female shep
leave and never come back
>>67929269
Who cares what you do?
>>67929271
>But that's wrong, it's perfectly possible for brown skin to be beautiful.
No. Some brown women can be beautiful, but they'd look better if they were white.
Michael J White as Jacob
Oscar Isaac as Shepard
Yvonne Strahovsky as Miranda
Seth Green as Joker
Michelle Rodrigez as Jack
Martin Sheen as Illusive Man
Lance Henriksen as Admiral Hackett
Liara
Adrianne Palicki would make the perfect Miranda
>>67929332
>but they'd look better if they were white
Then why do tans work?
>>67929236
Too old. Same for ScarJew. Liara is barely out of her teens (by Asari standards) in ME1.
>>67929333
Antje Traue as Ashley
>>67929332
Nigga that's gross.
I like Vivienne as black.
Holy shit I'm actually starting to think you're the self hating black guy from /r9k/
>>67929332
retarded /pol/tard smfh
>>67928560
Mass effect only works as a video game because it relies heavily on player interaction
>>67929347
They only work for getting skin cancer and aging faster. Pale skin is superior for women.
>>67929349
>I corrupted and defiled a teenager
What a villain I am.
>>67929364
Antje Traue as femshep.
>>67929037 >>67929063
>Not Martin Sheen as Illusive Man
>>67929334
Oh fuck. I could see that.
>>67929349
>barely out of teens
Shepard you sneaky gypsy...
>>67929071
>no Jennifer Lawrence
You're not a misogynist, are you anon?
>>67929369
>>67929321
I don't go to /r9k/. That's just a bunch of bitter virgins who hate women.
>>67929383
>>67929401
>Americans can't fuck teenagers
sad
>>67929382
Holy fuck, GENTS don't bait him, he's the self hating black guy from /r9k/
>>67929402
Jennifer Lawrence as the Rachni Queen
>>67929380
It would be a fun series to do. Episodes taking place on different planets.
Maybe have viewer polls dictate some of the cliffhangers or some gimmick?
There's enough lore to really get a detailed story going and that lore's all milquetoast enough to be palatable by normie audiences.
We don't have a Trek and everybody continues to cry about Firefly to this day. I think it'd work out
>>67929430
>admitting you go to /r9k/
fuck off back to your containment board
>>67929455
>Maybe have viewer polls dictate some of the cliffhangers
it'll be gay shit every time.
>>67929424
But I'm not American and I most certainly can, doesn't make it any less villainous.
>>67929410
And you're a bitter virgin who seems to resent black women.
It may surprise you to know that not every black women is some """"ape""""
>>67929393
He's obviously the best choice (and honestly the reason I went back to the series), but he's 75 years old, f a m.
>>67929071
>Lena Dunham as Miranda
>>67929476
And now you sound like an offended black woman. Black women are universally considered to be the least attractive women in every statistic on the subject. Deal with it.
>>67929116
YES! YES!!
>>67929480
He only needs to sit down in front of a green screen the majority of the time.
>>67929475
It's not villainous if they want it. I took my last gf's virginity when she was still in HS and there was nothing wrong with that.
>>67929511
>implying everyone finds black women unattractive
Well good luck, then lad.
>>67929511
Why are you even talking about black women when they guy already said the femshep in question was Asian?
If it was adapted into a movie series, it would have to have a definite ending. So let's hear it.
Red, blue or green explosions?Red is the correct answer
>>67929583
jungle asians aren't much better
>>67928560
Anyone who says anything but Strahovski for Miranda is high.
Brandon Keener (sp?) for Garrus
Oscar Isaac for Kaidan
Ron Perlman for Zayne
Clancy Brown for Urdnot Wrex
Seth Green for Joker
Emily Blunt for Ashley
Tom Hardy as Saren
Keith Szarabajka for Harbinger
Tali can be CGI and VA'd by someone young like Ariel Winter
EMILIO as the Illusive Man
Legion is computer generated voice but mocap by Andy Serkis
Liara is by Karen Gillian
Fassbender as Thane
Antag from Avatar who wants to be Cable for Admiral Hackett
Boyega for the black guy from 2 whose name escapes me
Mordin played by the underappreciated hispanic actor with the pencil moustache whose name also escapes me but he was in The Martian and American Hustle
Dame Helen Mirren as Dr Chakwas
>>67928560
>>67929625
>Tali can be CGI
NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU RUINED IT!
>>67929601
>he doesn't want machine overlord Shepard
>>67929063
AHAHAAHA Mads as mordin
>>67929666
>implying blue and green weren't just Harbinger indoctrinating Shepard and therefore killing everyone off while the player was being rused into thinking everything was fine
Never compromise.
>>67929561
not necessarily unattractive, just unattractive in comparison
>>67928910
Shit all they need for Jack is that bitch from Deadpool. She was like 2 steps from Jack
>>67929760
Teenage Negasonic Warhead?
>>67929455
The only way I think it could work is if they told a story that hadn't already been told in the games
First contact war, krogan rebellion, etc
>>67929601
Green would be the least divisive ending and probably the one they'd go with.
That said, they might try to retcon a lot of that stuff though. It's Matrix Reloded-tier bullshit
>>67929728
Whomever came up with the indoctrination headcanon scored perfect tens in men's Olympic mental gymnastics.
You just posted the middling special olympics version.
>>67929632
You got it close man. The nig needs to be the cool nig from Grimm. Pretty decent match. Better than Kanshit.
>>67930025
All I know is that there was a spooky kid trying to get me to spare the reapers at the cost of my own life. Fuck that. Finish the job.
>>67928560
What's this? Sneaking into the captains quarters? heavy risk but the prize...
>>67928560
Since Shepard can be either male or female in game, I think movie shepard should be transgender to appeal to both sides of the audience, but make them as androgynous as possible
>>67929071
>Neil Patrick Harris as Joker
I like it.
>>67930248
>transgender
>not hermaphrodite
Come on.
>>67930292
>hermaphrodite
>not a myth
Idris elba as Shepard
>>67930333
>science fiction story where aliens with no lips speak perfect English and things like psychic powers and FTL-travel are common-place
>hermaphrodites are too far-out
I see.
>>67929449
>she refuses to let them make her a CGI space monster or putting her in make up, insists she instead gets to wear a cheap holloween roach costume
>>67929316
Patrician taste
You guys are forgetting if it's one movie most of the chars would get cut out or would be only few seconds on the screen. Characters that owuld be dropped from the movie. Almost all companions of ME2 and ME3, saddly including my Jackfu ;_;
As for cast:
Shep - Tom Hardy
Femshep - Emily Blunt (similar performace to Edge of Tomorrow) or Olivia Wilde but she would have to drop all the cute stuff
Joker - Sam Rockwell or fucking Bill Burr lol
Illusive Man - Gary Oldman
Anderson - Idris Elba
Liara - Elizabeth Olsen
Tali - some voice (Alison Brie ?)
Garrus - Michael Fassbender or Tom Hiddleston
Wrex - some voice, lol why not John DiMaggio
Ashley - I dunno Noomi Rapace
Keidan - Sam Rockwell if not Joker
>>67930760
>if it's one movie
Why not a long-running series? Each game has material for more than one movie.
Why when Star Wars already exists? Bioware poorman's Kotor.
>>67930826
But the Star Wars movies are all worse than KOTOR.
>>67930791
Which characters are worth keeping if you were going to trim it down?
I'd say Garrus, Miranda, Thane, Legion, Mordin and Jack (just for the interesting backstory/character design)
Commander Shepard – I know that asshole from Lost is a popular pick, but fuck it, I'll go with the guy who played Punisher in Daredevil-Shane in Walking Dead.
Tali-That dyke from Xman that played Kitty Pryde
Kaidan-Eric Bana
Liara-Amy Adams
Ashley-Jessica Biel
Wrex-Goddamn Ron Perlman
Garrus-Edward Norton
Kasumi Goto-No idea. There are a lot of japs that would fill the role. They all look alike anyway.
Grunt-Batista
Thane Krios-Ethan Hawke
Jack-Kate Beckinsale
Miranda-Strahblarghblah. You know who she is.
Legion-He'd probably be voice acted, so I don't see why the guy from the game wouldn't do it.
Zaeed- Tim Roth would be goddamn awesome
Samara-Julienne Moore
Morinth-Scarlet Johannson
Mordin Solus-Dan Castalleneta
Jacob Taylor-Michael Jai White
Javik-Nobody gives a shit about Javik, but I guess Andy Serkis might pull off the job
James Vega-John Cena
EDI-Another probable CGI thing, so no problem with the original actress
Joker-Seth Green
>>67930945
If it's going to be trimmed down, I'd be okay with cutting Vega, Grunt, the EDI sex-bot, Samara, Kasumi, Zaeed and Jacob. So yeah, pretty much agree with you.
>>67931025
>Nobody gives a shit about Javik
Airlock is that way, mate.
>>67930945
>>67931027
It pains me to lose all those characters but they're probably the ones that would have to go for a film version.
I'd throw Liara and Kaidan/Ashley in there as well, they're pretty integral to the overall story.
>>67931025
Tim Roth as Zaeed is a god-tier choice.
>>67931215
Bob Peck would have been better
RIP
>>67928910
Oscar as Kaiden woiks actually work pretty well
>>67931289
If only
>>67930003
Least divisive in that everyone agrees it's even more retarded and nonsensical than everything else that happens after the Illusive Man dies?
>>67929625
Legion's voice isn't computer-generated, it's DC Douglas.
