>mfw dream castings come true
This was a pretty cool movie. Discuss.
>>67919129
>discuss
Post kstew first
>>67919129
Which one would you take home and call mommy?
>>67919176
I want Emily Blunt to shit in my mouth. There, I said it
>>67919176
>they will NEVER triple team you
jesus christ why even continue
>>67919176
I'd be too nervous and just start baneposting irl
>dat blunt tho
>>67919176
I would lick Chastains spit off a dogs ballsack if she wanted me to
>>67919362
>come on honey, show mother your pee-pee
>o-okay mommy
>*unzips pants*
>you're a big boy
>for you
>>67919176
Neapolitan
>>67919129
>>67919176
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
5in the pink5in the stink
is it supposed to be an edgy elsa and anna?
>>67919176
Charlize Theron, I would suck her dad's dick shes so hot
1 day left
>>67919176
Ive been in love with blunt ever since i saw her in 'the devil wears prada'
Also... Marry/kill/fuck.
>>67919525
too late to join?
>>67919176
After watching Young Adult Charlize Theron has become my 3d waifu of choice.
>>67919525
>celebratory toast at the after party with Charlize
are you saying there's at least a chance, albeit an extremely small one, that Charlize will drug and rape my unconscious body?
>>67919284
She wants you to shit in hers.
>>67919587
Yea but would you let her step on your balls?
>>67919731
Only if you're a good boy.
>>67919176
I'd like to examine Red Carpet's red carpet.
>>67919830
In the trash
>>67919845
>forgetting to add "where she belongs"
>>67919830
who?
>>67919830
She's not part of the mommies.
>I will NEVER shove my face between Emily's arse cheeks
Fells terrible, man
>>67919925
>>67919806
>watch her movie
>she starts talking about how the queen must've been so lonely
>how all she wanted was a good dicking
>you nervously laugh as she stares directly into your eyes while saying how all the queen wanted was a good boy to cum deep inside her
>after the movie, she hands you champagne and you drink it
>high potency mixture of pure sildenafil and roofies
>once she starts to see the bulge in your pants, she takes you to the designated hotel room
>what occurs is a hazy recollection of Charlize stripping you and using your cock over and over until you start dry cumming
>the next day, she leaves you a glass of water, advil and a handwritten letter on a napkin with a kiss mark
>EmB will never trick you into going down on her under the covers and then fart loudly in your face, run out of the room naked, laughing.
I know its specific, but a man can dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-lkZaS3brA
>>67920090
>that disgusting accent
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>>67920125
DELETE YOUR POST
>>67919830
Honestly, the biggest flaw in the first one was them trying to pass off Stewart as more beautiful than theron.
Stewart looks wayy to average by comparison.
This one looks like it will be better than the first because it has blunt and theron as the lead actress and has hemsworth to draw in all the bitches.
It will probably make a pretty good amount of cash.
And will the blonde dude who played therons brother be in this prequel?
He was pretty badass with that can and wooped hemsworth ass.
>>67920349
How dare you sully this thread by posting this trash!?
How's the foot game?
Kstew has literally perfect soles
>>67920349
>They're both hot in their own ways. Charlize looks like an actual Queen and KStew has a Stoner/junkie look that gets me diamond-hard
You opinion is trash and so to is your taste.
Stoner/junkie look isnt the look for someone whos suppose to be the most beautiful thing in the world according to the stories lore.
I agree with you on the whole theron actually having the look of a queen although that is subjective cause im pretty sure their were ugly queens in the past because most royalty back then tended to be inbred andmost probably looked weird.
Theron does however have that comic/disney look of a queen where they are always portrayed as being one of the most beautiful women in all their kingdokm
>>67919176
odd those kstew images 404'd
that guy must have deleted his own posts
>>67919176
Marry, fuck, kill
>>67919176
which one doesn't have black adopted kids?
>>67919176
> ywn see them taking turns spit roasting each other
Truly, this is not the best of all possible worlds.
>>67919176
Jess is original mommy
Blunt is drunk mommy
Charlize is blacked mommy
>Theron will never rape you at gun point and threaten to kill you if you cum too soon
( ._.)
>>67922744
>tfw no Blunt gf who comes home drunk and beats you
how much nudity is shown here? seriously considering watching this or Jungle Book this weekend
>>67923789
How are you planning on getting past the no singles policy?
>>67923816
I'm not an Americuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eMkw0UkjhU
Blunt has the best personality.
