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At least Marvel has the decency to not pretend their infantile trash is art. DC, on the other hand, DOES pretend like their infantile trash is art.
>>67913949
>bashing the most kino of the capeshits
>every time we say goodbye you die a little
>>67914030
>https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/%201455406436734/
Why is it always videogame cancer?
>>67913949
i just saw it and it wasn't bad at all, don't know what the critics are on about. solid 7/10 at least.
disappointed that superman didn't die after flying doomsday into the sun though.
>Capeshit is always the same. Men in tights punching each other and CGI shitfest
>How dare they! They tried to make a movie with men in tights punching each other, CGI shitfest, but also some "deeper" themes and meanings!
I'm not saying BvS did those things well (far from it, the "deep" stuff was the weakest part), but you can't complain that "capeshit is all the same and has no value" when everytime one tries to do something else you shut it down too
>BvS is so dark and tryhard
>Deadpool is MEME MEME MEME and cringe
>>67913949
>the plebs hate what they do not understand - Zack "The Prophet" Synder
He knew. He always knew. What an auteur.
>>67914389
Why do you use pleb when you're a tasteless plebeian with favorites from picture related?
it makes no sense lol
>>67913949
I can't believe they didn't even have a dance off.
How am I supposed to take my wifes son to this!
>>67914451
Cool strwaman, pleb.
>>67914511
Prove me wrong, pleb
>>67914547
>pls lower yourself to my level
Patricians do not grovel, that's your job, pleb.
>>67914743
As expected from the plebeian
Next time don't use pleb, pleb
>>67913949
>They shouldn't even try to make good movies
Go back to watching Citizen Kane, there's some imagery you missed.
>>67914814
Look, the pleb still thinks he can goad someone to join him in consuming the dirt of Terra!
Ha! I'll be in my villa, appreciating art; crawl by the gates to beg when you are ready to develop some taste.
>pleb is still replying to me but not posting his picks
Fucking plebeian cancer
>be a patrician
>resting at my villa
>enjoying true art like only a patrician can
>hear some plebs by the gates begging to teach them the ways of the world
>want to oblige the low-life, alas busy getting my dick sucked as I mediate upon my latest kinosulpture theater acquisition from a fellow patrician, Synderus Auteurus
Life is good.
Hello marveldrone
>>67913949
but that's what makes them better, they actually don't hate the source material and actually try to take it seriously and provide something interesting instead of just poking fun at what they're doing and throwing in sarcastic quips every five seconds.
On the other hand, you could say that while Zack Snyder may be an idiot who will never be capable of understanding anything beyond a superficial level, but at least he tries to do something more than the typical factory line trash Marvel Studios churns out.
>>67913949
I still hold my belief that most of the movie goers that hate it couldn't understand it.
Why can't you admit that BVS is kino and belongsnin /tv/? Just go back to /co/ already with your hugbox Marvel husband threads and Chris evans trigger meme already your lot has plagued this board with capeshit long enough and we're going to embrace Capekino in its first form ever you jealous troglodyte.
"HES GONNA KILL MARTHA"
I gave up trying to think this movie was good after that cringy revelation. Literally the most forced partnership in movie history
>>67917834
Oh come on not everyo >>67917871
Shit, you're right.
>>67914338
Maybe they should stop churning out capeshit in general
>>67917834
see >>67912270
plot holes are a thing, but this... it's like the film is a hole and there's a plot in it
>>67914211
I agree it was a solid movie but Doomsday gets stronger when exposed to energy of any kind be it kinetic or otherwise, and he's Kryptonian. So your solution is to fly, an energy absorbing Kryptonian into a yellow sun?
>>67917911
>Spends 2 movies calling her mother
>Calls her Martha to Bruce Wayne, who doesnt know her
>"YOURE JUST NOT UNDERSTANDING IT!"
Jesus, atleast Marvshills can make fun of marvels shitty movies and have a good time
You critize anything about DCs polished shit and the DCucks just come in swarms.
And the worst part, OP, is that plebs eat it up
>>67918071
I just dont get why Wonder Women didnt just use the spear.
She had enough strength to cut his arm off...
>>67918081
Sorry, it clearly went over your head.
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>filename search
this website is worse than reddit
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>>67918081
>They're going to kill mom
That would be retarded
the forced relationship between black widow and hulk makes me cringe
>>67918339
>"Theyre going to kill my mom"
Is a lot better than
>"Theyre going to kill Martha!"
When Batman lured Superman into his traps, why didnt he just shoot a Krptonite grenade when the Machine gun turrets were going off?
Wouldnt that have killed him?
>>67918467
Maybe be, but I don't think he knew how exactly Kryptonite would react in the first place, and he was testing the waters one by one.
>>67918467
Because this movie was written in one draft, they turned it in and everyone decided to go with it, without anyone ever saying that it made no sense at all or that it was a stupid, incoherent mess.
>>67913949
with all the money they spend on CGI you'd think Marvel would at least try A LITTLE to shove some artsy shit in their flicks
>>67918467
Pretty sure the answer is no. When weakened, Batman punched the shit out of him with metal fists, and literally smashed him through the walls/floors .If he was as vulnerable as a regular human when under the influence of Kryptonite, he would have died. He still needed the spear to kill him even when he was affected, so bullets would probably have hurt him, but still wouldn't kill him.
>>67918634
When he was weakened I think he just loses his powers, but still has the same pain threshold.
Steel skin would be gone, hense while Doomsday spike penetrated his skin when near the spear. Bullets penetrating him would likely have the same effect
>>67918767
When he lost his powers, Batman put him through hell. Head smashed with fists, sink, he was put through walls and was thrown down like 6 floors.
And he didn't even bleed. In fact, he only did when he grazed him with the spear.
I think it's pretty clear that, even when weakened, he's not that easy to kill or even permanently harm. Doomsday isn't really a fair comparison to a bullet, considering he's even stronger than superman, and can probably punch with some ridiculous comic logic of 100 tons+ of force.
>world's greatest detective
>considers a 1% success rate at identifying criminals acceptable
Thank you Hack Synder
>>67914493
Kek
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>>67914988
look at all these plebs arguing, what a bunch of plebs.
From : /v/
>>67918123
Because she didn't know about the existence of the spear
>>67913949
DC comics have always appealed to a more mature and sophisticated reader than Marvel
>>67914451
shut up pleb
>>67915298
this tbqh my familia
plebs are literally impossible to discuss film with they'll just quote their favourite youtube critic and be on to the next movie
>>67922788
So why didnt Superman just tell her?
>>67914211
It gets better every time I see it, and I thought it was pretty damn good to begin with.
>>67924149
Same reason he didn't tell Bats about Martha before getting his shit kicked.
>>67924280
Plot inconsistancys?
>>67913949
>Winter Soldier
>Grim dark Marvel movie
>Most well received film they've made so far
>All those ham fisted political messages about muh big gubment
Yeah nah, Marvel drones are literally full of shit at this point.
>>67924303
It's like they started out with milestones like "their mothers are both named Martha, we can use this" or "obviously Bats should get his hands on some kryptonite and they should fight at the climax" and filled the rest in very crudely.
>>67924357
>typical DCuck response
>>67918413
>"Theyre going to kill my mom"She's not actually his motherSuperman knows thisCaspere knew this
>>67924461
He literally calls her his mother.
Lois Lane has to speak up
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?"
>"SHES HIS MOTHER!"
>>67924454
>No actual ability to argue a fair point
Yes, yes, you Marvel drones really are the greatest connoisseur of film!
>>67913949
Fact: only plebs dislike Batman vs. Superman.
>>67918413
Here's a quick list:
Superman is at that point convinced he's dealing with a dangerous, homicidal vigilante(he kind of is) who may not give a shit if they kill his mother, but the thought of just an innocent, wholly unconnected hostage might give him pause.
Using her name protects her connection to Supes as well as his true identity. The only hint that Bruce might have known Clark's secret occurred at Lex's party and it was far from a certain thing.
We know that Clark's at least suspicious about Bruce being the Bat, and since Bruce is a famous billionaire, it's a good bet that his parents' double murder is common knowledge. The fact that their mothers shared the same name would make that fact kind of stick in your memory. It may have been a deliberate last-ditch ploy on Clark's part to either stop him or at least rattle him. It did.
Or it might be a bit of all these reasons.
>>67924495
>He literally calls her his mother.
Does he or does Lois?
Either way, it was for the purpose of explaining who Martha is in the shortest amount of time possible. It's perfectly reasonable to assume he refers to her as Martha when he isn't talking to her.
>>67924540
not the same guy but your post was literally just reductive greentext memeing
>>67924633
Et tu, Marvel-oso.
Batman vs. Superman was too deep for Marvelcucks to understand. Plus, Marvel paid critics to down play this movie.
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>>67918634
I got the impression that the gas was far less effective than the spear. The gas certainly weakened him and caused him pain, but the first time we actually see him take a wound and bleed was in proximity to the spear.
On repeat viewing, I also believe that inhaling the gas briefly rendered him unable to speak.
>>67913949
>It will be a new era of cinema, $2 billion box office, Marvel is finished!
>Critics don't matter!
>Its a global conspiracy!
>Who goes to see movies on Easter anyway!
>Well, at least it will make its billion!
>Empty cinemas don't matter!!!
>YOU ARE JUST A MARVEL FANCHILD I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE THIS WORLD
>Well, Justice League will be better, r-right?
>It will make profit at least...
>Suicide Squad will save DCCU, just watch...
>It was too deep for general audience anyway
>I liked it at least
>>67915298
>be patrician
>have front row seats at the colisseum
>a pleb is forced to fight some nubian gladiator
>about to get rektd, ask for my help
>laugh with my bud Seneca while the nubian penetrates the pleb's behind
>>67924615
This is good reasoning, but I dont buy the "trying to hide her identity"
Batman mocked Superman at Lexs party, implying he knew Clarke was Superman. He then has the Flash dream(?) saying Lois is the key to superman. Now Batman being the worlds best detective probably did background research on Lois Lane, finding out she is dating Clarke Kent.
>>67924149
I think it's fair to say that in those circumstances and knowing nothing at all about her, he'd rather risk his own life rather than risk someone else's that appeared to have shown up purely to help.
It's a very Superman thing to do.
>>67914451
I don't understand this list. Some of this stuff is good and some of it is shit. By what criteria is something placed there?
>>67924826
Well, to be fair, he mocked the Daily Planet to an employee of the paper and he mocked they way they did nothing but "puff pieces" on him. Clark would have had no knowledge at all of Bruce's visit from the Flash.
>>67924962
I dont even get how Bruce had a dream of the flash. He hadnt seen the file at that point, or am I remembering incorrectly
And if it wasnt a dream, why did the flash say Bruce wasnt wrong about Superman?
>>67924962
Oh! And this just hit me, too - the fact that "Martha" rattles him tells me he *didn't* know Clark was Superman, else Bat-preptime would have already revealed that particular connection.
>>67924303
>inconsistancys
NO YOU FUCKWIT, IT WAS IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, SUPES COULDN'T TELL WONDERWOMAN BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING GODTIER BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE PLANET, HE COULDn"T TELL BRUCE ABOUT MARTHA BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET HIM. JESUS CHRIST NIGGER USE YOUR BRAIN
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO UNDERSTAND THE PLOT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S BAD, QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY, SINCE A GOOD PLOT REQUIRES AT LAST A SEMBLANCE OF FUCKING LOGIC, LOGIC THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE. FUCK.
>>67924357
>Grim dark
The Winter Soldier? Really?
>>67924981
I have a theory about that as well - I think Bruce was dreaming, but that the Flash was also present in the room - sort of. Ever had a dream that incorporates snatches of conversation you hear occurring while you're still asleep?
In the comics, Flash and some other guys build something that they nickname the "cosmic treadmill," a device that allows speedsters like the Flash to access other dimensions and times. I'm betting that in upcoming installments, it's revealed that he has something like the treadmill. I further bet that the treadmill is going to be used to rein in the Flash's OP time-travel speed and it's something he can only access while running at his top speed *on* the treadmill. That would mean that he was "there" in the cave, but unable to step off the treadmill.
Bats's future dream is going to be revealed as either the work of a telepath(see Aquaman) working in conjunction with the Flash, Bruce incorporating info he's hearing the Flash say while still asleep. or some side-effect of the treadmill itself(at least in time-travel mode) creating some sort of time distortion that allows people in its presence to "remember forward."
Also, I'm also convinced that Bruce lent no credence at all to the Flash portion of his "vision," or at least he lent it very little right up until the moment Lois showed up to shield Clark. Also, the Flash never says "You were always right about Superman.' He says, "You were always right about him," Bruce is a smart guy, that subtle difference was probably also part of what made him change his mind about killing Clark.
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>>67925149
>All these posts and no Lex Piss jar posting?
Come on /tv/ . Shit posting is the only reason to come here
>>67925290
>being this triggered
maybe you should actually learn more about film and why BvS is GOAT instead of getting butthurt at your own ignorance
>>67925241
it definitely happened, Bruce woke up and we see paper still flying around..
>DC
Detective Comics
>DC Comics
Detective Comics Comics
Tell me, how are we supposed to take seriously a company with a redundant name?
Clearly it can only produce content for retarded people.
P
>>67925410
B-but Swamp Thing and Sandman tho!
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>>67925394
Yeah, I know, but the Flash being there doesn't change anything about what we see. I think Bruce was basically waking up on the tale-end of Flash's visit, and was only half-awake at best.
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>>67925482
If you're suggesting anyone in this film was acting stupidly, or even inconsistently, you are categorically mistaken, especially in regard to Lex.
>>67925428
Either way, stylistically the scene is meant to invoke the feeling you get when you've just woken up from a dream, and still question if it was real or not.
Funny how a complaint is that it's not made clear if it was a dream, vision of the future, or if Flash was part of the dream, when that's exactly the point.
>>67926525
>it's supposed to suck, therefore it doesn't!
>>67913949
>infantile
I want non-manchildren to leave our site desu.
