The mummy's ready for his mystical journey!
i dont get it?
>>67907446
the joke is that milhouse is being bullied. the humor is quite dated and possibly triggering for many
>Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
>Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
>Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
>Skinner: I've had a cold, so--
>Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?
>Skinner: Yes
>Chalmers: Ah
>What's at the bottom of the hill?
>Alimony
Yeah if your dude sucks my dick
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
>>67907900
reddit, the simpsons quote
aurora borealis
at this time of year
at this time of day
in this part of the country
localized
entirely
in your kitchen
>>67907967
What's 4chan's quote?
>"In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."
Your bra-bomb better work nerdlinger!
>>67906842
in a nowadays episode a guest star would appear and say a irrelevant line,the three would take a picture of Milhouse with their tablets and smartphones and there would be a game/movie/series/book reference. All before they push him downhill
>>67908250
>Brendan Fraser shows up
Haha... Hey Kids! JUST... HAHA have a good time
Hey guys let's take a picture of brendan fraser with the mummy
>>67908035
... Yes
>>67908413
may i see it
>"Y-yeah I love Grimby"
>>67908147
yep
>>67908147
Spot-on.
>>67908246
NEUGH-HEY
>>67908246
Par..ty down?
>>67908246
That youngster will make an excellent addition to my cabinet!
Secretary of PARTYING DOWN
Come on /tv/, you know what this is
>>67909438
IT'S ALIMONY.
GOD.
>>67909438
No I don't know what it is, considering how I'm on 4chan
>>67909438
A big guy?
>>67907676
apparently that was all ad libed
>>67909438
I always thought it was a piano
>>67909574
>>67909588
>>67909601
>>67910503
You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it
>>67908514
...
no
>>67910770
>Forgiv-a-ness please!
>>67907900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAUF_ee3xg
>What're you in here for?
Atmosphere.
>>67908147
Perfect
YOU'RE POLISHING BONE
>>67911031
>I want you to scour the American League, the national league -- the negro league!
>You look pretty successful.
Thanks. I play a millionaire at parties, 'least I'd like to.
>Donny, did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?
>I see lot's of stuff
>Did you see that?
>...yes.
>>67907686
>Tfw I've aged into a Simpson IRL
![dvd_snapshot_05.53_[2016.02.19_20.21.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sueC9CQ.jpg "dvd_snapshot_05.53_[2016.02.19_20.21.47].jpg")
>>67911443
>I'm the janitor and you're the.. janitor's wife!
>Johnny Tightlips! Where've they shot you?
I ain't sayin' nothin'
>But what do I tell the doctor?
Tell him to suck a lemon
>>67911360
You should've seen the murderous glint in his eye, Smithers
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, goodnight.
>>67911773
>You know something, he did say, "Well" a lot!
![The Boy Who Knew Too Much.mp4_snapshot_06.51_[2016.04.05_19.20.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SZ8Ses9.jpg "The Boy Who Knew Too Much.mp4_snapshot_06.51_[2016.04.05_19.20.54].jpg")
What is the best Skinner episode and how did I know your answer was The Boy Who Knew Too Much?
So many great scenes all featuring Skinner.
>>67912834
come back here, I'm not through demeaning you!
>>67911166
a gun
a plane and it's owner
and a man in a mask?
>>67912892
Why somebody would shoot a man before throwing him into a plane?
>>67908147
Literally 4chan the simpsons moment.
>>67912834
![The Boy Who Knew Too Much.mp4_snapshot_11.41_[2016.04.05_19.32.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o2XmGvq.jpg "The Boy Who Knew Too Much.mp4_snapshot_11.41_[2016.04.05_19.32.51].jpg")
>>67913052
>>67908147
This is literally /tv/.
>>67911764
how do you wake up dead
>>67913195
Because if you're dead, you aint asleep.
>>67913257
so you tellin me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
![The Boy Who Knew Too Much.mp4_snapshot_16.05_[2016.04.05_19.41.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6nNljWY.jpg "The Boy Who Knew Too Much.mp4_snapshot_16.05_[2016.04.05_19.41.59].jpg")
>And "if"?
>A conjunction meaning in the event that or condition that
I enjoyed this one way too much.
>>67913392
depends on what you consider dead- conciousness is often suspended in certain stages of sleep similiar to brain death. Arguably you wake from death every morning... until you don't
>>67909438
post pic of bart looking directly at the camera
Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
