NOW I'M THE KING OF SWINGERS OH
THE JUNGLE VIP
>>67904722
Why would Chris do this?
Hearing Walken sing this is going to be transformative.
HE
Black guy should have sang that
>>67904722
IF YOU CAN'T BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE
HONEY LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH
>>67904722
Was the movie made entirely on green screen?
>>67904722
It would be better if Louie were voiced by Notorious BIG.
>>67904790
>shitting on Louis Prima by making King Louie's singer black
>>67904834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr5MAv32ab0
>>67904722
The two reboots have the music as well right?
I WANNA BE A MAN, MANCUB, AND ROLL RIGHT INTO TOWN
AND BE JUST LIKE THE OTHER MEN
I'M TIRED OF SOMETHING AROUND OH
>>67904818
Yes, but they're playing that up as an accomplishment. Apparently the credits will proudly state that it was filmed entirely in Los Angeles.
I read one column that said the movie was really good. And I do like Favreau.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k37_-aNv2pw
>>67904866
no, the warner one doesn't even have King Louie
it's gonna bomb.
now here's your part of the deal, cuz... lay the secret on me of Man's red fire
>>67904926
>no King Louie
What the fuck?
>>67904866
I think it was "I'm tired of monkeyin' around."
>>67904926
wat
>>67904722
WE WUZ KING OF SWINGERS
>>67904722
NOW DON'T TRY TO KID ME, MAN-CUB.
I MADE A DEAL WITH YOU.
WHAT I DESIRE
IS MAN'S RED FIRE
SO I CAN BE LIKE YOU
>>67904722
>King of the swingers
what did he mean by this?
>>67905000
>>67905010
King Louie was created by disney, he doesn't appear in the original book
>>67904925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqKbIqDj5sM
>>67905065
So?
fUCK THIS SHIT
>Now while you create a disturbance, I'll rescue Mowgli. You got that?
>I'm gone, man, solid gooooone
love this movie
>>67905065
So it's an edgy grimdark reboot, gr8
My autistic child self always loathed Mowgli for whatever reason. Was it because he was a currynigger
Everything about this screams shit
*raises Bazinga*
IMDB lists Christopher Walken as King Louie.
>>67905084
>Apes are all black sounding
>Baloo doing the ape equivalent of blackface
this wouldn't get made today
>>67904896
Why not make it an ultra realistic 3D reboot then?
>>67905142
>Was it because he was a currynigger
Get a life.
>>67905133
yep
it will be as the same style as BvS
I don't know what the fuck warner is thinking
>>67905144
I'm okay with this as long as he sings, or even monologues I wanna be like you.
Looks like they were cut out of the movie since the didn't show in any trailers
>>67905205
But this is made by Disney isn't it
>>67905205
>>67905133
The original book had Mowgli killing Shere Khan and destroying a village with elephants.
>>67904896
>And I do like Favreau.
no
>>67905287
Who cares we just want a silly life action adaption of the cartoon.
Fuck off to Tarzan with that shit
>>67905250
>>67904722
>>67904722
I can't wait to relive my childhood sex fantasies to Scarlet Johannson's voice now being attached to my Disney-caused hypno/bondage fetish.
The animation of Louie in the 1967 movie was so fucking great
Same with Bagheera
>>67905358
>>67904722
Dat filename
>>67905419
I hate her voice
>>67905250
Why are they cutting so much out?? How much of this do they expect to fill up with action anyway
>>67905465
It's 105 minutes long
>>67905465
They want to make it serious.
>>67905465
They're going to come out with a rated R Blu-ray
>>67905125
me too
The books were better.
This song better be in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUe05F2IWJY
>that fucking happy have he makes once he sees Baloo
Also best version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wFaHnucCw
>>67905643
I am sure it will be
Look at me. I'm deh king now
>That ending
They better keep it exactly the same, including songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYnbzXPAxNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24argtWDhdo
>>67905776
>That guy in front with the Gipsy Danger shirt
Would you GROOVE on this train?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_kWOrDoljQ
>no ones posted the best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8iTd00tITU
>>67906452
>not even singing the dutch version
cuck
>>67906521
The dutch version has the best voice
>>67904722
I'VE REACHED THE TOP AND HAD TO STOP AND THAT"S WHAT'S BEEN BOTHER ME
>how the fuck do I know this?
>>67906553
Probiers mal mit Gemütlichkeit, mit Ruhe und Gemütlichkeit
>>67905133
Andy Serkis' Jungle Book seems like it's going to be the more accurate adaption of Rudyard Kipling's story since they bothered to cast the wolves and Tabaqui. Disney's is just a remake of their animated movie.
>>67906702
That's German
>>67906363
is this the best 2D animated movie ever?
>>67906749
That's better
>>67906768
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srn0xkXTSgs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqn5NxTXqc
Its racist
>>67905250
NOW DON'T START THAT AGAIN
>>67905329
You're quite the manchild aren't you
>>67906938
I always felt really creeped out by all the creatures in the Alice in Wonderland animated movie
>>67907806
>a movie about an indian raised by wolves talking to bears and pumas being hypnotized by a snake need to be serious
>not the superior That Handsome Devil version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD9Mc8golVE
>>67905615
This.
>>67906745
Thank fuck. As great as the original Disney one was, i am glad people will be able to realise how bastardised the source material was when Disney literally demanded none of his team read it before entering production.
>>67905718
mein neger
>>67907853
>movie
>>67904758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1rkXYGK6Ls
>>67905718
What's the point of making a Jungle Book film without this scene?
>>67908930
Having another flop to evade taxes
>>67905459
>swn whisssssssssssssssssper in your ear as you go ballsssssssssss deep
>"Let it out inssssssssssssssssssssssside me."
>>67906363
The ending and Baloo's "death" scene always gets me right in the fucking throat.
>>67909896
But the ending was good. Two true buddies walking home arm in arm while blasting out a tune
>Jon Favreau's beautiful CGI update of Disney's animated classic keeps the songs and the fun, and adds real emotional weight
> keeps the songs and the fun
S O L D
>>67910073
more like
LAZY
A
Z
Y
>>67905065
Huh. I read the book a dozen times as a kid and I never put that together
Any confirmation on what songs return from the animated film?
>>67905459
It's too husky. Raspy. Not the kind of voice you'd like to hear whispering in your fucking ear.
Kaa being a girl ruins it completely.
>>67910595
This. She just sounds like a smoker living in Siberia
>>67910402
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3040964/soundtrack
>>67910876
>>67910073
Dodged a bullet there, Favreau
ABOADIEE!
>>67910798
Goes without saying the things I'd do to Scarlett Johansson behind closed doors but listening to her talk isn't one of them. Makes me wish she'd swap roles with Lupita. Lupita may look like dogshit but her voice is fucking excellent to listen to.
>>67905142
sounds like you never really grew up
This movie actually looks pretty decent. Between this and Zootopia, Disney is really going all out on the talking animals this year.
>>67911233
people pay to watch CGI apes
>>67910100
more like smart, really very smart. That WB ones is going to the another big flp for them.
I can already imagine the fucking teaser for it:
>grimdark
>rain
>a kid sleeping among wolves but covered in darkness
>he wakes up and cutaway to the title
Another huge flop for WB. They just love to lose money.
>>67911380
Wait, what?
There are two Jungle Book movies comming out?
What the literal fuck?
>>67911419
More common than you think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_films
>>67911419
Like i said, WB is shitting the bed again for next year.
I swear to God the biggest retards in the industry are working there right now.
>Hate Superman
>Hate basically every DC superhero except Batman
>Hate Vertigo and everything else they have
>Do absolutely nothing good with their Looney Tunes stuff
>Pay for movies that no one asked for like Pan
>Pay for shit movies by sick people like Jupiter Ascending
And to think that Fox was the Boogeyman a few years ago.
>>67911474
But based on the same book what the fuck
>>67911598
>>Pay for shit movies by sick people like Jupiter Ascending
kek
>muh realisitc grimdark CGI childrens movie
John Carter and Tomorrowland look more interesting than this
>>67908115
OOH NAOH CUNTRY BEAH HALL AS VIN CRUSHED
>want to get Jungle Book on blu-ray.
>it already went back in the Disney Vault copyright symbol
>they apparently clean up their xerox era movies so much it's a detriment to the style of the movies anyway.
>>67911797
Yeah it looks weird as shit all cleaned up
>>67906938
Classic Disney music is fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0niwn2pOEno
>there are two Jungle Book movies coming out
Until this thread, I didn't realize this.
Why? I don't understand why studios will release similar movies back to back.
>>67911840
>>67911797
I got the DVD. I don't think I've actually seen it though. I might watch it tonight. Hopefully, the last DVD they released wasn't "cleaned."
>>67904722
That's a big orangutan.
>>67909954
Really good endings still get me. Bagheera letting Mowgli go; Baloo accepting it; Bagheera caving in and singing with Baloo. I'm a sap.
>>67912978
Welp. Found my DVD from ~2008. "New Digital Restoration." That's a fucking sham.
>>67913922
how any languages?
>>67912547
How do you want your bedtime, fám?
>>67914051
Looks like English, Spanish, and French.
>>67911233
I'll say they did!
>>67911653
>But based on the same book what the fuck
Again, that's way more common than you think. How many Sherlock Holmes adaptations do you think there are?
>>67914563
Sherlock Holes is much more popular and there aren't many big blockbuster movies about the same book in the span of a year
>>67911797
He doesn't have LD of Jungle Book
WB version will suck so much cock
>>67905329
Okay so be happy that Disney is making one too. I'm glad that there will be a Jungle Book movie that is close to the original stories.
I'll see and hopefully enjoy both.
>>67911598
Warner actually does more for their catalog titles than any other major studio. Even if its just the made to order Warner Archive stuff the films are out there
I didn't realize that Garry Shandling was in this
How's the old 1994 live action Jungle Book? Looking at review aggregators, it looked like people overwhelming thought "meh," with RT saying 92% of critics liking it but only a 6.8/10 rating. I saw it, but I was a kid and was upset it wasn't like the cartoon.
>>67914970
Fuck that movie, I saw it when I was 5 and got separated from my mom and lost in the theater.
Fuck that movie
>>67915004
maybe she wanted to lose you so the animals can raise you
>>67915058
My god. He's right.
Why does everyone think this is based on the animated Disney movie? It's based on the book, which, I'm pretty sure didn't have the singing apes.
>>67915191
Except it's not, the Warner version of next year is.
>>67904722
>tiger is the most dangerous animal in the jungle
>and yet there is a giant gorrilla about 5 times his size, strength, and intelligence in this movie
remind me again why this won't flop
>>67904722
>Implying this CG shitfest continuing the semi reboot/remake trend could ever hope to top this masterpiece.
https://youtu.be/SDv5EAYDSUk
>>67916177
because while one is just lazing around the other actively hunt everyone he can get his claws on
Ya'll nigga's need some Pogo in your lives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_htoSaQFf4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1bG6BIYlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRSr0GprIIw
>>67908115
David Lynch didn't make this?
>>67905718
I Love you.
german is the langage of the jungle too
>>67904861
So what we gonna do?
>>67916856
Yes
>>67916177
>audiences make their viewing decisions based solely on the size and intelligence of tigers compared to orangutans
What.
>>67916177
in the original book Kaa and Hathi were both more powerful than the tiger. Shere Khan was a threat because he was actively trying to kill Mowgli, not because he was the strongest animal in the jungle.
>>67905250
Dropped
Best damn part
>>67919528
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS TO THE BITTER END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHWSe1cNpKI
>>67905718
>Didn't dub over Baloo and louie's scat duet
Shit
>>67919688
Pure kino
Actually though its one of my favorite scenes ever
I have a rational fear of Tigers, so chances are Shere Khan is gonna make me piss my pants in the theatre. I can't fucking handle Tigers. Something about their face just freaks me the hell out...
>>67904722
My god, just watched the trailer. This movie looks so silly with all the talking animals in crappy CGI
>>67920657
Good point. They're way scarier than other big cats. Maybe something to do with the way their markings humanize them in terms of expression?
>>67919325
This. Shere Khan was a bitch in the book, mocked for being that crap of a hunter he took humans and their livestock.
Kaa on the other hand was feared by everyone on size alone.
>>67916177
The orang isnt an orang its an extinct ape to fill in the science as the director wanted area specific animals and orangs dont live there.
Yet Baloo isn't a Sloth bear?
>>67919703
how do you dub something that has no meaning?
>>67905718
baloo could have easily been a wermacht brigadefurher in band of brothers or something
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