You're in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your girls ass, saying "these color schemes are not consistent" what do you do?
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I tell him that 60s British folk rock is garbage meme music
>>67904659
Force him to direct my beautiful sex tape
Stand center frame and spew quirky disaffected dialogue as a Nico track plays in the background.
My gf fucking loves Wes so she'd probably cuck me in a heartbeat.
>>6790465
I agree with him and allow him to brush my wife's hair 200 times on each side.
I'd stare at him silently for 3 seconds, say "what are you doing", and then he'd say " I don't know" while Elliott Smith plays in the background.
Moonrise Kingdom is the best film I've ever seen. Nothing else comes close to creating magic and aesthetic like it
>"She's very fond of you too sir"
>"That's good. That means she 'gets it'"
Do (you) "get it" /tv/?
I'd punch him and then beat his ass for giving in to hipsters and making shitty movies after royal tenenbaums
>Have sex with him to establish dominance.>MFW he's a power bottom
Xd
Ask him why he hasn't created a true successor to In the Aeroplane Over The Sea
