>you're watching a movie with a family member and a drawn out sex scene starts happening
Is a more awkward feeling even possible while watching a movie?
>>67891614
No most people are comfortable around sex with their families. how did you get here? Mom and dad banging what's the big deal faggot you a virgin?
it is when you are 13 years old and get a boner for every piece of skin you see...
>>67891614
I watched the rape scene in The General's Daughter with my mother. That was more awkward.
Maybe look up content advisory first it's on imdb.
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>>67891652
> No most people are comfortable around sex with their families
Thats only because you never had a family
Little bit.
>>67891614
Yes.
You are watching it with your father
>its a gay sex scene
>>67891652
>No most people are comfortable around sex with their families
are you french anon?
>sex scene starts
>pretend to be totally disinterested
>look around the room idly
>flex my fingers
>sex scene over
>resume interest in movie
Works every time.
>father and son scene in movie
>very touching and close
>you and dad sit there awkwardly in silence
>>67891614
This is why you research the movie beforehand. Nothing more awkward than having to explain to your wife's son what sex is.
>>67891944
Like no one notices that
>tfw 25 year old virgin
>all younger siblings lost their virginity years ago
>sex scene comes on
>brother and father banter about girls and sex in general
>you sit there wishing it would end
>>67892009
dad why u never touch me like that?!
>mom whispers something to dad during sex scene
>they both giggle
>>67892077
What do you think they said?
>watching movies with the family
>>67892236
>that's something our son will never do
>thank god
>>67891885
>>67891819
>>67891614
Hello Americans!
Why are you guys such repressed hypocrites?
>>67892255
watched the hobbit with my mom
good times
remember you'll miss her when she's gone
>>67892077
it's even more awkward if they leave afterwards and you hear banging from their room all the night that forces you out of your own home doing alcohol alone in your shitty car
>>67892269
>watching Sense8
>parents walk in
>gay orgy scene
>>67891787
This. Of course, my parents are Puritan prudes and will fast forward through anything longer than a five second kiss.
>>67892565
>look honey, just like we used to do!
>>67891614
>watch here then
>15 min rape scene
>incest scene
>"well, you're only my step-brother/step-son, so..."
>>67892308
I'm American and if a sex scene comes on while family is watching we just watch it.
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>watching Anomalisa with parents
wew that was a bad idea
>>67893676
Yeah, because puppets performing simulated sex acts is really fucking harsh and brutal to watch
Does your entire family have downs syndrome
>>67892049
>25 year old virgin
>>67892342
Why would your parents enjoying each others' company make you depressed?
Do you hate them?
>>67893715
Do you even have a family that watch movies with you? Or do you just hole up in your room every single night watching movies on your own like the pathetic freak you are
>>67891614
>watching movie with sister
>sex scene comes on
>awkward as fuck
>look at each other
>start making out
>one thing leads another
>>67893787
Woah, not cool!
>>67893855
I'm sorry mate, didn't mean it. We're all buds here.
> family is watching Van Wilder
> already know ahead of time whats going on in movie
> leave room conviniently during dog cum eclairs and oil fire sex
> both times walk into awkward silence and confused looks on my 10 year old sister
>Dad suggests we go to the movies to watch Girl with the dragon tattoo.
>Rape scene starts happening
>He read the book
>He knew
I got Black Swan for both my grandmas
>I wasn't even in the room when I finally heard about the bad sex scene
>one of my grandmas didn't even remember it 5 minutes later due to her dementia
Yeaaaaaaaaaah, I'm done with that
>>67893760
he is not alone.
I am 24 and in the same position.
Laugh all you want but its more sad than anything.
>>67894156
It's okay anon I have a virgin fetish and I can't be the only one.
>>67891875
>watching bareback mountain with your dad
>>67892009
This is more awkward than what OP described
>>67894156
If it makes you feel better, I am having sex tomorrow, and the last time I had it was saturday
>watching xev bellringer scene with sister
>she doesn't push her tits together and hungrily beg for my penis
>awkward silence
what the fuck bros
Puritans literally ruin everything good
>come home to visit with family
>never really had what most would call a sheltered life
>somehow, scorsese's cape fear comes on
>it's the rape scene
>my dad says "close your eyes."
>i'm 28
>>67894303
Try watching princess leia scenes next time.
>>67892365
Mommy
>>67894382
>mfw watching leia and xev truth or dare scene
truly, porn doesn't get more patrician than this
>watching movies with family
>being embarrassed about sex scenes
im not a virgin in high school and dont live at home anon
>>67894549
Yeah you're a virgin in college and live in a dorm LMAO
>>67894156
> tfw 20 years old virgin
How can I break the curse /tv/?
I must do it while I still can.
>>67894549
>>67894739
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>>67894748
I am 20 and I lost mine a few weeks ago, I installed Tinder and that's it
>>67894269
>If it makes you feel better
Actually it made me feel physically sick in my stomach,like for real I dont feel good.
I cant figure out what I am doing wrong
>>67891885
Actually i am, and sex scene never bothered me in movies. Extreme violence does on the other hand
>>67894748
I lost mine at 21
>>67894748
>>67894866
I lost mine i 16 and i'm still a loser. I guess virginity isn't important after all
>yuros jerk off to their parents banging
jesus christ
>>67891614
When you press a wrong button and Roku starts playing a video of you having gay sex with a man twice your age.
>9 years old
>Watching Titanic in 1997 in the theater with
my sister and her boyfriend
>embarrassing sex scene comes on
>get up and walk to the lobby and play mortal combat in the arcade for the rest of the movie.
>murrikans jerk off to their wives banging black men
>>67894844
You're a faggot.
>>67894991
Bisexual
>>67895003
Lies. Post a dick pic for proof.
>>67894819
>mfw stopped caring after years of agonizing every day about it
thinking about relationships and sex is fucking boring to me now, i'd rather spend my time any other way. i'm probably just too far gone at this point, but i don't have any angst left in me about it
>>67894156
if it makes you feel any better I had sex about 3 hours ago
>>67895023
I'm going to a dude's house tonight i'll get you pic tomorow if you wantGive me your email
>>67895054
oh yeah that makes me feel real good mmmmmm
>>67891614
When you watch anything related to your secret fetish with friends who heard rumors about it. Trust me, it's fucking stressing
>>67895054
i'm having sex with you right nowplease not small dick jokes
>>67892009
Joke's on you I don't have a dad!
>i`ll never experience any of this
end me
>family
>friends
>>67895057
I'm cool I was just playing but have fun I guess
>>67895023
you need proof of a frencuck being gay?
>>67894748
i'm a virgin myself so grain of salt and all, but join a club or get tinder and then just power on ahead through the shyness.
its a numbers game. any time you feel potential with someone, pursue it, don't chicken out even if you feel screamingly terrified of rejection
once you put yourself out there a certain number of times you'll get lucky and the other person will meet you halfway. things can happen so fast once something gets started, but if you're a virgin you've just never hit that top of the hill that it all rolls down from.
>tfw 20 yr old virgin gril
>dude at school matches me on tinder, says he was too shy to speak to me but that he's messaging me because he thinks i'm cute
>its finally happening
>we have conversation, next day in class i smile
>i start conversation with him, he is shy as fuck but it happens
>message him later asking about his weekend
>midway through convo i can feel him spaghetti out
>now he's too afraid to look at me, but i can't message first again
>fuckitall
>back to waiting
we all feel that feel, you're not alone
>>67891614
American comedy
>>67891614
>MFW I WATCH BLACK SWAN WITH MY GRANDMOTHER AT THEATER
>>67895304
*the theater
I will never forget the horror.
>>67892009
You should watch Happiness with your dad. I'm sure he'd love it
>>67895256
>20 yr old virgin girl
>implying girls pay attention to autists
>implying girls browse four chan
>implying girls exist
>mfw realising that the self is an illusion and that the only thing that is preventing you from experiencing real happiness is your inability to experience and appreciate the present moment as the only thing that is truly real and important
>>67891614
>sex scene
I get the same feeling when I watch it with my gf...
which is kinda weird why
>>67895304
i watched the original oldboy with my grandma when she was sick and staying at our place
>>67895371
one time this girl texted me and asked if i wanted to watch a movie. i said sure and she brought over a dvd of Happiness and we watched it and she started suckin my weiner about 3/4 of the way through and at first i was like 'whoa this is weird' but then i just went with it
>>67895385
>four chan
>>67892009
>marathon all 3 lotr movies
>arrive at the scene where Sam and Frodo talk to each right infront of the volcano entrance
>my dad who always acts all tough happens to be in front of the tv even though he never saw any lotr movie and doesn't care for them
>i catch him crying
>>67895087
what was it buddy
>>67895409
>mfw you are right
>>67895256
>girl
off yourself
Dont forget to shoot up a school or something if you really think you are not going to lose your virginity.
>>67891614
True Detective's season 1 finale was really awkward to watch with my dad.
I don't mind a little tasteful nudity and stuff like the shower scene in Stripes wasn't cringe, but it's really hard to pretend you're not watching a a retard get fingerbanged by her cousin or brother or whatever nasty shit that family tree had going on
>>67891944
they probably just think you are autisitc
>>67895409
>>67895409
I only live in the present moment, never think about the future, don't wash myself and wear only sweatpants and still feel like utter shit
>>67895385
I know a lot of girl who are virgin at 20. Hell, one of my best friend, who is pretty much a 9/10, was virgin at 20.
>>67895618
yeah i quoted that but didn't want to center my point around it
>>67895409
retarded animeposter
>>67895613
>don't wash myself and wear only sweatpants
>feel like utter shit
this is your answer
>>67895618
But shes lying trust me I know this better than you
THERE ARE NO GIRLS OVER THE AGE OF 14 THAT ARE STILL VIRGINS
fucking retard
heil hitler
>>67895093
I don't feel anything at all:^)
That happen one time when my sister took me to the movies. I was just wishing itd go away the entire time. I rarely watch movies with family anymore.
>>67895409
damn
>>67895256
>join a club
where is this club of sex one can join?
>>67895709
This means i don't give a shit about anything except the very present moment
>>67895759
Why is he looking at his meal so sadly?
>>67892342
>Doing Alcohol
>>67895304
>mfw I'm glad the most suggestive thing I watched with my grandma was touched by an angelgone too soon grammy ;_;
>>67895497
Feet
>>67895256
>any time you feel potential with someone, pursue it, don't chicken out even if you feel screamingly terrified of rejection
Alright, so next time i pursue a girl to ask her out while shaking, sweating, stuttering and making fart like noises with my nose and she rejects me i'll come and ask you for some payback
>>67895837
its like injecting marijuana anon, you should try it sometime drugs are awesome
>>67895778
sorry, i meant like an interest group
like a cycling club or a sketch meetup
>>67895921
>after asking out 158734 girls while shaking, sweating, stuttering, and making fart sounds, you'll eventually build up a tolerance to the female species and become somewhat normal
>>67895256
>i can't message first again
this is so annoying.
>>67895921
a few girls are gonna reject you but eventually one will not, is the point
>>67895980
Fuck that noise
>>67895980
>>67895980
>>67896014
too late, i'm too much of an emotional wreck to come out of my house now
>>67894966
I was wondering why there are always video game consoles in theaters, now I know.
>>67893787
Hahaha, found either the underoos or the young adult still living with his parents.
>>67896012
>>67896019
>>67896084
>its an anon has literally 0 balls episode
>>67895256
>but if you're a virgin you've just never hit that top of the hill that it all rolls down from.
what the fuck does this even mean?
>>67896132
i ate my balls
>>67896135
-sexual consent
-touching -removal of clothes
-talking -sexy tiem
>>67896135
that's how 20 years old virgin girls talk
>>67894966
>mortal combat
>combat
>>67896244
>autocorrect strikes again
what a piece of ship
>>67891614
>doesn't recognize that fate wants you to have incest
What a waste
>>67896084
Stop feeling so fucking sorry for yourself, what's literally what I'm saying in my head anytime I look over at r9k. EVERYONE is feeling so GODDAMN sorry for themselves .
>tfw watching oldboy with my dad
>tfw thought it was just some action flick that would be all about killing cunts
>that 10 min sex scene comes on
Usually I don't really get uncomfortable by this kind of shit. But that scene just went on for so fucking long and then you hear that girl screaming out as well and it's just too much.
>>67891944
>parents think you are gay
>>67896724
>think
>>67894509
they did a scene together? i need this,
>>67891719
What about the two consecutive brutal rape scenes in Death Wish 2?
>>67892077
>WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>oh nothing anon.
>NO REALLY, WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY?
>son c'mon let's just watch the-
>I AM MAKING A POINT HERE, WHAT IS SO FUNNY, SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE CLASS
>it's just an old sod joke anon, you wouldn't get it
>PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, I'D LIKE TO KNOW
>if you don't stop shouting we're going to leave and you can finish watching this crap alone
>FINE I ALREADY STOCKED UP ON SNACKS SO I DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENCE
>very mature anon.
why do parents always try to make YOU seem like the asshole in these situations?
>>67892308
Not sure. It does feel awkward. I wish it didn't. We can watch someone getting tortured and murdered on TV, no problem. A little sex creates instant discomfort. What a strange land I live in.
I lost my virginity at 13
Just be cool and don't be a faggot, boring, or insufferably thirsty or awkward. Sometimes I get anxiety so bad time appears to slow, but it's not that fucking hard m8s. They're people, not elusive mysterious sex bringers. I've banged 6 grills and I've never approached one. Maybe you're all just ugly.
>>67897586
You don't actually do this do you?
Why don't you just ask what's so funny, in a normal manner? I'm sure they'd share if they're not complete cunts. And if they are, just fucking beat your dad up like the shit he is.
>>67899058
>tfw i did too but it wasn't really consensual
Watching Her with my mom was one of the most awkward experiences of my life.
She thought it was goofy, there were tons of long "sex" scenes, and I had to hold back tears the entire time.
I even had already seen the movie, what the fuck was I thinking?
10/10 film though.
>>67900715
>715 ▶
>File: 1388467770243.jpg (142 KB, 2000x1333)
didu touch ur moms wet pussi??
maybe u smell it and she is ambarresed and u look into the deep of her eye s and you gi down and start to licky a little, just lick lick lick onto that sweet sweaty little beady swetas on that puss! mmhhhhhh
>>67900799
You have to be over 18 years old to be alllowed to post here.
>>67900861
>>67900861
sorry...,
>looking for something safe (yet interesting) to watch with parents
>find an interesting nature program on
>suddenly, mating scene
>>67901020
>>67900861
>Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You)
>>>67900799 (You)Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You)
>>67900799 (You)
>You have to be over 18 years old to be alllowed to post here.Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You)
>shut up
>>67901020
>>67901020
hey man thankss(or sorry i dont know if u acutally meant that 4 me or that othre guy,,
>>67901080
>>>67901020
>>>67900861 (You)
>>Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You)
>>>>67900799 (You)Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You)
>>>67900799 (You)
>>You have to be over 18 years old to be alllowed to post here.Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You)
>>shut up
>>>67901020
>>>67901020
>hey man thankss(or sorry i dont know if u acutally meant that 4 me or that othre guy,,
Yeah that was me, it's just that you made a very immature statement that made me think you might be underage. Sorry if I was wrong.
> tfw watched Bruno with my dad and sistertwice
What's it like being unable to be comfortable with your family?
>>67901181
>>>67901080 (You)
> >>>67901020
> >>>67900861 (You)
> >>Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You) (You)
> >>>>67900799 (You) (You)Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You) (You)
> >>>67900799 (You) (You)
> >>You have to be over 18 years old to be alllowed to post here.Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)14:34:54 No.67900861▶>>67900936 (You) (You)
> >>shut up
> >>>67901020
> >>>67901020
> >hey man thankss(or sorry i dont know if u acutally meant that 4 me or that othre guy,,
> Yeah that was me, it's just that you made a very immature statement that made me think >>you might be underage. Sorry if I was wrong.
yeah its okk im glad we are a OK and cool
>look over at mom
>she bites her lip
>>67891614
>you're watching a movie with a family member and a drawn out rape scene starts happening
>rape victim gets murdered after rape
>watching The Watchmen with little brother and mom
>"the first the last" starts playing
>always watching old VHS tapes at my nans to past time when i was around 12-14
>occasionally watch them with my grandparents
>going through all the great gangster films at the time
>decide to watch Once upon a time in America
>underage and rape scenes galore
Iwhen I was a teenager I watched Galaxy of Terror with my mom.
Do any of you understand the gravity being in a situation like that.?
We're talking nuclear Armageddon levels of awkward.
>>67895728
I'm a 25 year old virgin female. I get nervous around most people but even worse with guys, my heart pounds and I feel sick and sweaty.
>>67893760
28 and rapidly approaching 30 here. Sex and girls are really embarrassing to talk about with around my family.
Romance and sex in movies? Forget about it.
>>67901528
Make a move, anon.
