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holy shit don't fuck with jackie chan
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holy shit

don't fuck with jackie chan
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>>67886093
The unearthing of his foreign bank account is just the beginning
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>>67886093
what the fuck jackie
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He told you he don wan no trabble, so why you gotta be trabble?
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>>67886203
jimmy savile - england
bill cosby - usa
jackie chan - china

every place has famous creeps
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>>67886093
jackie what the fuck are you doing
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>>67886093
NO JACKIE! YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO GET INTO TRABBRE!

AY YAH
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>Jackie Chan
>in prison
This just seems like the set up to one of his movies. Wacky slapstick fight when?
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>>67886093
what is this shit?
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>the police come to arrest Jackie but he's holding a baby and surrounded by ladders
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>>67886093
Are any of these verified at all? Just feels like a random dude making stuff up when I read these.
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Post youre favourite Jackie movies now!
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not surprised since he's a hardcore commie
>lives in Hong Kong
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>>67886366
police story!

ironically, this sounds like the plot of one
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>>67886093
Wtf man.. is this legit?
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>>67886350
>cops come to Jackie Chan's mansion
>knock on the door
>no answer
>keep knocking
>still no response
>"Please Mr. Chan, we just want to talk to you at the precinct"
>"I DON'T WANT NO TRABBLE"
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he don wan no trubble, just give him a ladder and a baby and he'll get out of this mess
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>>67886371
Honk Kong is pretty western desu, MaĆ­nland China is commie.
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>>67886363
no idea but most of the stuff on this list:
http://web.archive.org/web/20050819063131/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

turned out to be true.
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>>67886366
The one where he becomes the leader of a cartel that promotes human trafficking and murder.
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>>67886093
JACKIE! WHAT IS UNCLE GONAN SAY?!
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>>67886424
that's exactly what i'm trying to point, guy preaches about mainland china while living in HK
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>>67886428
>http://web.archive.org/web/20050819063131/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

i had no idea this dude was still doing this. he's got dirt on everyone
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>>67886363
It's all true.
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>>67886448
Cant blame him desu, if you have the money living in HK is a no brainer since mainland China is fucking shit compared to HK.
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>>67886453
It's from 2004 and it's made by a woman.
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>>67886478
oh come the fuck on
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>>67886318
You didn't see the dark Jackie Chan movie where he goes to prison and dies? I forgot what it's called. Jackie Chan bought the rights to the movie and tried to have it buried. You can find it in YouTube.
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>>67886478
Other than /tv/'s shitposts, it's amazing how many of them are genuine.
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They gotta send Jet Li and Donnie Yen to stop him.
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>>67886534
island of fire/the prisioner?
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>>67886093
Sounds more like Arnold Schwarzenegger to me.
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i could see sammo hung, but not jackie. he's in the public eye far too much
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>>67886593
Arnie has no reason to smuggle austrians into the US.
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>>67886478
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>>67886478
I knew getting used to wearing those theater diapers would pay off. Now I have something in common with a B list celebrity.
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>>67886366
SNAKE IN EAGLES SHADOW
DRUNKEN MASTER
POLICE STORY
ARMOUR OF GOD
DRAGONS FOREVER
PROJECT A
WHEELS ON MEALS
RUMBLE IN THE BRONX
WHO AM I
SHANGHAI KNIGHTS
THE TUXEDO
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Name 5 gang leaders without mentioning Jackie Chan
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OP what the fuck is this.

I don't believe this even if you shove it up my anus.


Jackie is a nice guy.
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Shame on you Jackie
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>>67886093
I DON'T WANT NO TRABBLE

I AM THE TRABBLE, SKYLER
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>tfw jackie was my childhood hero
I hope this isn't true lads
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>>67886722
checked
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>>67886478
>ywn change roon roon's diaper
jdimsa
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>>67886424
Mainland China has less regulations or administrative accountability than Hong Kong. Is that communist?
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>>67886734
>tfw I know that pic isn't really ever true in my case
>tfw I've wasted my life

I'm sorry I failed you Jackie!
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>Jackie was the bad guy all along
That would make a pretty good movie.
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>>67886734
>>67886696
>>67886428

If you actually believe in OPs post
you have legit actually fucking real AUTISM.
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>>67886478
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Why'd you do it, Jackie?
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>>67886093
Ayyyyyaaaa JACKIE
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Who would win in a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jackie Chan?
Keep in mind that Arnold has a full arsenal and Jackie is holding a baby, there are multiple ladders in the arena, and he doesn't want any trabbu.
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>>67886734
He's been a card-carrying commie for decades.
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>>67886734
Thanks jackie :)
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>>67886478
ROO ROO MADE A POO POO
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>>67886577
Yeah I think so.
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>>67886620
Who said anything about Austrians though?
Wasn't his cum dumpster maid with whom he fathered that bastard child of his Mexican?
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>>67886478
What's that website again? Like a week ago there was a new one on it that said that Rooney used to be a cutter up until like a year ago and still has a lot of scars.
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>>67886809
Luke Skywalker
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>>67886839
I've never noticed scars on her. wat
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>>67886593
arnies action is not family friendly and he doesn't crusade for family values.
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>>67886620
>not wanting to help Austrians escape the yoke of Sharia Law
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>>67886839
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
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>>67886809
Jackie chan

He can beat godzilla, batman and superman
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Classic gangster movie final boss move. Be cool guy in public, be mob boss in private.
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>>67886878
Gonna need a source on this.
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>>67886878
yep there it is we all knew it was coming
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>>67886772
>last scene
>Jackie shoots a baby before the eyes of its mother
>puts on sunglasses
>audience claps and walks out talking about how awesome he is
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>>67886878
delet this
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>>67886885
>>67886839
>>67886478
>131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee in an acting family has several scars along the tops of her thighs. Apparently she used to be a huge cutter. Judging by the scars, the "used to" was not that long ago. Rooney Mara
>http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/MARCH.html

Sounds believable, to be honest.
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>>67886774
Jackie pls say it isn't true then pls go
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>>67886878
>>67886478
ayy
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>>67886878
Thats deep bro.
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Hawk is a most based person.
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>>67886287
You're going to compare a prolific pedophile and a gangster murderer to a man who literally did nothing wrong?
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>>67886878
Wew lad.
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>>67886093
I don't doubt a huge star like Jackie iss involved in some dodgy stuff but I'm not buying that he literally runs his own gang.
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this can't be true
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>>67887007
Don't make a move on their turf and there won't be any trabble.
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>>67887007
>but I'm not buying that he literally runs his own gang
There have been sights of him walking around Hong Kong surrounded with dozen of men in suits
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>>67886478
meme magic is the best
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>>67887039
She was a huge slur in school, no surprise
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These statements are in a dire need of proofs
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>>67886878
>>67886478
Time to Roon.
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>>67887101
rell
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>>67887101
okay
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>>67887121
hey that's my sister
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>>67887101
rolls
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>>67886428
This shit is fascinating. Jim Carry sounds like he (at used to be) a real buffoon, the kind TLJ could not sanction. Bill Cosby touches kids.
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>>67887136
no way your sister has a penis
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>>67886478
what the fuck roon
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>>67886428
>Atkinson, Rowan. "Clinically depressed."
;_;
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I knew these guys were bros.
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knew it
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>>67887252
too bad his humor is fucking atrocious
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calling it bullshit now.
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Who called it?
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>>67886428
online gossip columns called PSH being back on heroin and close to death about a month before he died iirc
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at least we now know this list is to be trusted
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>>67886864
Schindler's List II: The Revenge of the Eternal Jew.
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>>67887101
uhhgfg
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>67886428
>literally every hollywood star is either secretly gay or bisexual

I believe it.
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>>67886093
This is some crazy stuff.
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>>67886478
wait is this real?
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>>67887402
Male actors are all gay, son.

The actresses turn gay because of all the weird shit the men do and all the men being gay anyway so they have nobody to date.
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>>67886767
It's ok, Jackie understands and is still your friend.
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>>67887101
wew
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>Dafoe, Willem. "A gracious man who seems to enjoy talking to people no matter who they are or what they do." One of the Ten Biggest Men in Hollywood. Linked with Madonna and Mira Sorvino.


My man.
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>>67886453
based
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>>67886453
>Harris, Ed. "Enjoys the company of hung black men from time to time."
I'm dying.
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>>67887039
kek, I got one published saying she does cocaine. CDAN is basically a fanfiction site.
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>>67886093
what site is this
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>>67887673
>>>>>>>>implying she doesn't
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>Diaz, Cameron. "Self-important bimbo." Germ-phobic. Alcoholic and drug user. Very hard to work for; once made her assistant shave her armpits for her. The blonde nitwit in Lost in Translation is reportedly based on her. Has very bad acne, bad body odor, and bad breath.

>bad body odor, and bad breath.

I believe it.
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>>67886453
>Allen, Woody. Neurotic pedophile who took up with his wife's adopted daughter and betrayed the esteem millions held him in; still literally cannot understand what the problem is. Linked with Diane Keaton & Mia Farrow; had affair with teenager during filming of Manhattan.

I believe it.
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>>67887710
uncyclopedia
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Affleck, Ben. Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly be more than just friends with Matt Damon and perhaps other men over the years. Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser. Recovering alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past; likes threeways with hookers and Matt Damon. One account has the two looking at each other (and getting off on that) while doing the pro. Has had work done on his teeth, hair, and chin.

>Linked with Pamela Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly, Famke Jannsen, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears (who he cheated on Jennifer Lopez with, while Spears was seeing Justin Timberlake).

I'm kind of glad he found the guiding flame of islam to bring him out of that degenerate life
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>see these threads once or twice a month
funny and interesting
>see these threads every day
who gives a fuck

Or is that your plan?
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>>67886093
PREASE DERETE
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>Louie Anderson, Gay

I knew it
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>Trump, Donald. Focus of evil in the modern world. Embodies much that is wrong with America. Short-fingered vulgarian. Linked with TWANS.
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>>67886998
>D-Din donuffin
You cuckold.
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what's up with hollywood and homosexuality so much
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>>67887753
say what you will about the shitty poof but hes fucked some hot bitches
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Kevin Bacon
>"Everyone loves them. (Bacon & wife) They're very sweet, friendly and genuine.
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>>67887808
Gay guys like to act.
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>>67887753
>ywn smoke opium and fuck hollywood sloots with ben al flecki
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>>67887402
desu you have to have a pretty fruity personality to want to join theater in the first place. Or if you're Ed Harris, you just enjoy the company of hung black men from time to time
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DUDE FUCK WAIFU THREADS LETS POST IN THIS CELEBRITY GOSSIP THREAD LMAO
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>>67887882
>don't talk about actors on a television board
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>>67887825
Feels kinda weird now that he's a bad guy in Cop Car. I don't remember any movies he starred in anymore.
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>>67887919

>A BLOW JAHB
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>>67887753
nothing gay about double teaming some bird with your best bro while giving each other high fives
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Most of it comes to
>homo
>hygienically challenged
>slept with Winona Ryder
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>>67887919
Mystic Rivers a masterpiece fwiw
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>Gibson, Mel. Strident and clueless Catholic. Anti-Semitic (and anyone who claims he isn't, after having seen his odious piece of offal The Passion, is either lying, anti-Semitic themselves, or pig-ignorant as to what anti-Semitism actually is). Compulsively cheats on his wife; refuses to let her use birth control. Homophobe and sexist. Alcoholic. Has a taste for Thai hookers; has them flown in while he's on set. Is also a shoe fetishist. Racist, given to telling jokes about blacks and using the n-word. Locals on one film agreed that he had "the world's worst case of b.o."


Who is the kike behind this shitty blog?
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>>67887994
>click link
>ctrl+f
>"ryder"
>32 matches
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>>67888026
>Gibson, Mel. Absolutely based
FTFT
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>>67887779
TWANS?
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>>67888026
anyone who hates based mel is irrelevant
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Bill Maher
>Masturbates before every taping of his tv show; has it written into his contract that the producers must give him 15 minutes to do so. Rumored not to be a very nice person.

I believe it
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>>67887994

>it's too late for me to go back in time and enjoy prime ryder
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>>67888007
Oh yeah, I forgot about it. Easily the best Eastwood's film.
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>>67886478
>>67886917
it's not possible for her to be a cutter and be autistic
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>>67888041
based

>shaming male sexuality

post wall woman detected
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>>67888059
Autists do cut though.

Pain is the only emotion they understand.
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>>67888026
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>>67887715
she does look like she reeks of piss
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>>67888026
oy vey
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>>67888119
I believe it anon
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>>67887101
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>>67886093
I'm going to have to [CITATION NEEDED]. And no, a blog by some random fuck is not evidence.
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>>67887907
>talking about celebrities for titillation purposes
This is different to a waifu thread how?
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>>67887919
Wild Things, Hollow Man and Super are what I think of. I've seen Footloose but it didn't really connect at the time.
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>>67887779
the fuck is twans
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>>67887753
Like some kind of real life Bruce Wayne.
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>>67888210
The Widow Anna Nicole Smith
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Imagine having this encyclopaedic knowledge of other people's lives. It's pretty pathetic.
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>>67887101
Rolling
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>>67888037
The Widow Anna Nicole Smith
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>>67888071
are they legit emo about it though? how high can cutters move in society, while also being this autistic?
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>>67887101
Meh
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POST YFW JACKIE COMES IN TO CRASH THE THREAD
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>>67888297
Rooney would be an angry autist shitposting on tumblr or some other website (maybe 4chan, even) if she wasn't from such and upper, upper, upperclass family.
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>>67888227
Haha he murdured that hooker.
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>Pope Pius XII. Morally vile; anti-Semite who deserves as much moral condemnation as it is possible to give for his contemptible and inexcusable actions before and during WW2, when he could have helped the Jews of Europe but did not. Is, if there's any justice, burning in Hell as I type this.
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>>67888338
y-yfw roon roon is posting in this very thread?
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>>67888498
no she's not
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>>67888498
what do u think she thought of the poo poo image?
w-what if she posted it??
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>>67886478
I want to hug roon
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The teen who is a former Disney star continues to roll out the gay boyfriend in an attempt to make the world think it is love. For such a young age, she is great at sleight of hand. While everyone is looking at them as the happy couple, she is actually hooking up with a very very wealthy studio owner. He is married, but she doesnā€™t care because the gifts and parts keep coming. Very expensive gifts. Some say he didnā€™t wait until she turned 18. Others say he didnā€™t even wait until she turned 17. Bella Thorne/Gregg Sulkin/Harvey Weinstein
lmao
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>Iā€™m wondering if there are any friends of her son that this former A list model/video vixen/bad actress has not slept with. They pretty much all have a story. Stephanie Seymour

my dick
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> Iā€™m wondering if there are any friends of her son that this former A list model/video vixen/bad actress has not slept with. They pretty much all have a story. Stephanie Seymour
muh dik
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>>67888026
>hating on based Mel
0/10
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>19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#2**
>This almost legal celebrity offspring of an A list acting couple has started transitioning from male to female. Jaden Smith (Will and Jada Smith)
lol
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>This former video vixen/model is still sleeping with her son. Stephanie Seymour
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>>67888564
>>67888557
our dik
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>>67887101
rolling
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>>67888557
>>67888564
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>>67888514
Put Blue arm Sonic on the left.

>>67888498
>>67888505
>>67888509
She is here all the time.
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>>67887101
She is R63 Tom Hiddleston. Cast her as Loki at once, he pulls that shit all the time. Have him change mid sentence just to fuck with people.
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>>67888692
I don't even know what blue arm Sonic is m8
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>>67888381
yeah no you are
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anything about brendan fraser?
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>>67888719
bruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs
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>This A-list actress refuses to wear the make-up necessary for a role she plays. At first, she claimed it was due to allergies, and when the make-up team offered her an alternative, her agent told the producers that it all hides her appearance too much and that it effects the marketability of the series and the actress. The worst part of it all? None of these excuses/reasons existed during the filming of first installment of the series when our actress wasnā€™t such a big star. Jennifer Lawrence (Raven/Mystique "X-Men: Apocalypse") (poster)
absolutely shocking.
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>This actor is reported to have association with CIA's illegal activities in Uzbekistan. Sexually obsessed with big guys and being in charge. Calls it in only when heā€™s bored. Also reported that he enjoys yelling and pointing his pistol at hired guns, just for fun.
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>>67886093
How reliable is that site?
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>>67888744

it's right more often than not
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>>67888744
I would guess it is hotel employees and set crews letting off a bit of steam to these people.
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>>67888743
kek
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>>67888736
I stand corrected. Thanks.
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>This former tweener actress turned singer, turned bad actress, turned performance artist, turned soon to be reality star, hit on this A list model but the model was not having any of it. She does not want to lose her second chance with the A+ list singer after so long apart. Miley Cyrus/Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift
WAT
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>>67888820
nice
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Any Dan Schneiders?
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>>67888026
>Is also a shoe fetishist.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US
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>>67888822
You didn't know Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift were doing the horizontal lambada?
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>>67886428
>Vigoda, Abe. The demi-urge.

The fuck does this even mean?
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>>67888858
Literally god with a bad ego
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>>67886428
>Peter o'toole was raised as a girl for the first 12 years of his life
What?

Is half of hollywood a Friend of Dorothy?
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>>67888851
>miley is qter than ever and she's trying to get in on it too
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>>67888743
Holy shit that was surprising
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>>67888900
miley looks like a crack whore who does $10 blowjobs behind dumpsters
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>>67888743
Lel
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> Agents and managers are waiting to hear back about the status of this A-list movie role. Itā€™s suddenly become the most sought after role in town and I can count at least five A-list actors that desperately want in. Negotiations are under way with the current occupant.
Movie: "James Bond"
Current occupant: Daniel Craig
Actors: Idris Elba, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill, Tom Hiddleston, Michael Fassbender

cast your meme magicks, anons
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>>67888892
This just creates more questions.

Who is this "Dorothy"... What, is it?
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>>67886371
Honk Kong is fucking London/New York where people talk Cantonese and most are Asians.

Also, Jackie Chan is walking weapon and a master of Wu Shu(so, you will never see his best move , move that will kill the guilt, or Blinding Farting FrogMonkeyMan technique),

also, if you didnt knew, some people (who are now dead) talk about some gang leader who was so jealous on Bruce Lee that he made a promise to destroy the Lee family(Brandon....)
and make more movies than him.
Basically, his life mission is to destroy any trace of Bruce Lee(the last good Eastern DragonMeteor) and to make mockery of him and his life and he was called Jackie Chan (dark Eastern DragonMonkey of evil intent).

Their celestial struggle can be seen in squished entrails of 33 tears of Deva.
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>>67888937
bruh what dumpsters do you frequent
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>>67888955
Hiddleston. The Hotel Manager was basically his audition tape for it
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>>67888744
You tell me, >>67888743
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>>67888967
>The precise origin of the term is derived from Road To Oz (1909), a sequel to the original Wonderful Wizard of Oz. The book introduces readers to Polychrome who, upon meeting Dorothy's traveling companions, exclaims, "You have some queer friends, Dorothy", and she replies, "The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends."[3] More commonly it is stated that "friend of Dorothy" refers to the film The Wizard of Oz because Judy Garland, who starred as the main character Dorothy, is a gay icon. In the film, Dorothy is accepting of those who are different. For example, the "gentle lion" living a lie, "I'm afraid there's no denyin', I'm just a dandy lion."[4][5]
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>>67886093
someone please make jared leto version of this about his M A D N E S S
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>>67888981
thats a pretty neat story, did you make it up or where did you hear about it
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>>67888981
i-is there a way to learn these techniques
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>>67888990
>Don't talk to me or my CIA ever again
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>Witherspoon, Reese. Did not act well in the immediate wake of the 9/11 attacks.

wat
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>>67886428
>Mel Gibson
>'if you don't believe he's an anti-semite you've never seen that odious piece of offal Passion of the Christ'
>James Woods
>'Political fascist - and not very bright'
>Woods has an IQ of at least 160 and is widely recognised as the smartest man in Hollywood
>Constant references to men being 'misogynistic', 'misogynist orgies', 'homophobia', etc

This entire thing is bullshit written by some Jewish woman, isn't it?
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>>67889150
yep
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>>67886428
>Trump, Donald. Focus of evil in the modern world. Embodies much that is wrong with America. Short-fingered vulgarian.
this was back in 2004, he hated him before it was cool
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>>67889134
Probably signed up to ISIS or something
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>>67889150
ya
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>>67887101
Roll.
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>>67889172
trump everything wrong with america....b-bernie is everything right??
i don't like how easy it can be for some people to say that
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>>67886478
Sound bullshit 2bh
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>>67888274
Anyone want to bet men on the list getting this write-up brushed off the woman responsible's clumsy, Fujoshi-like, autistic advances on them?
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>>67889252
you doubt that a person like that would be able to act in multiple movies including one with a believable rape scene?
c'mon, anon
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This sum house of cards shiet
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>>67888955
Cavill or Hardy. Hiddleston was alright in The Night Manager, but he's way too thin and slight for the part. I'll always think of him as that rat-faced Norsekike from the Thor films too.
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>>67889321

Cavill was pretty good and charming in man from uncle, he'd fit the role if they changed the tone of his run to something like the brosnan ones
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>>67889303
Jesus Christ, Amber...
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>>67889378
Cavill was GREAT in Man From Uncle. Just needs to do that again but with his regular British accent.

Also if anyone's seen Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Hardy was excellent in that as Ricky Tar.
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This foreign born A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. While on a recent international flight, our actress flew first class. Her kids and two nannies flew coach. When one of the kids wanted to see his mother, the nanny went forward to speak to the actress who went off on the nanny and said it was her job to deal with the kids. When the plane landed, our actress shooed away the nannies and held on to the kids for the paps. Charlize Theron

Well, that explains the get in the car you literal little shit picture
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>>67888836
yup
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>>67889494
He keeps getting away with it!
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>>67889494
fuck
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>Michael Jackson

Pedophile. Former Jehovah's Witness. General freak. Has had numerous operations on his face. Over 40 years old (same age as Prince, BION) and so can no longer blame his many problems on his messed-up childhood. Paid $150K to a witch doctor to put a curse on Steven Spielberg. Strange relationships with Macauley Culkin, Corey Feldman, Emmanuel Lewis, Tatum O'Neal, Lisa Marie Presley, Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor, and his ex-wife, who he never lived with and who got pregnant from him via artificial insemination.

>Paid $150K to a witch doctor to put a curse on Steven Spielberg.

Why is this so believable
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>>67889303
You just absolutely cannot trust these hoes.
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what website is this?
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>>67886093

Based Jackie, keep it up.
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>>67889550
prety much.
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>>67889691
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE WITH DAN "IF YOU GOT A DAUGHTER, YOU'D BETTER HIDE HER" SCHEIDER!
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>>67889494
Bruh just fucking nuke hollywood.


How is it even up for debate that Jews are the absolute scum of this planet.


They are bacterial virality in human-form.


God i miss u hitler.
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>>67889612

It's already been linked. Nothing credible, literally /tv/ creaming themselves over someone's celeb fan-fiction.
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It really spooks me out when famous names have one word next to their name "Alien."

What does that even MEAN and should I be concerned?
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>>67889303
Devilish. I knew she was a succubus. I fucking told everyone.
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>bruce willis will never be your best m8 on set
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>>67889759
They like anally probing people.
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>>67889759
What else is there to mean?
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>>67889755
My bad, skimmed over the post with the link. I dont believe this shit but its hilarious to read.
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>>67889596

If you think you've heard it all about Michael Jackson, think again.
Reuters News Service reports that an article in the March 11 issue of Vanity Fairclaims Jackson attended a voodoo ritual in Switzerland in 2000, where a witch doctor promised the singer that movie mogul Steven Spielberg, his DreamWorks studio partner David Geffen, and 23 other people described as Jackson's "enemies" would die.
Vanity Fairreported that Jackson took a "blood bath" as part of the ritual, then ordered his former business adviser Myung-Ho Lee to wire $150,000 to a bank in Mali for a voodoo chief named Baba, who placed the "voodoo curses" on Spielberg, Geffen and the others.
Vanity Fair said the voodoo priest sacrificed 42 cows during the special ceremony, promising Jackson that Geffen would die within the week, according to Reuters.
More explosive revelations in the article include the supposed reason Jackson bleaches his skin. Vanity Fairsays it's because Jackson doesn't like being black, and that he sometimes refers to black people as "spabooks," according to Reuters. He's also said to be $240 million in debt.
Reuters said Jackson's manager did not return phone calls or a fax request for comment, nor did his London publicist. Jackson is currently embroiled in a $21 million breach-of-contract lawsuit filed by his former promoter for allegedly backing out of two millennium eve concerts; and is under fire for his revelations in a British documentary that he sometimes shares his bed with children other than his own.
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>>67887101
rolls
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>>67889785
>ywn make an easy 10k just be existing
And they say it's hard being a woman
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