Jesus Christ they're both trannies now
this is because of Jupiter Rising, isn't it?
>>67883429
it's an excuse to wear wigs.
The repeated financial disasters their movies became caused them to question everything... including, eventually, their sexuality.
>>67883460
everything since the first Matrix has been shit, right?
proof women can't direct movies
The Matrix: amazing movie made when they were both guys
Cloud Atlas: alright movie made when one of them turned into a woman
Jupiter Ascending: absolute drivel made when they were now both women
>>67883429
im surprised the fat bald one turned into a tranny. not the little one though, he always looked like a queer
it's because the Matrix is real and this is their punishment
is someone slipping something into their drinks? that's genuinely odd
>>67883505
I forgot they did V for Vendetta... that's an okay movie, isn't it?
>>67883505
V for Vendetta
Speed Racer
Clout Attlas
they are doing fine
I can't even imagine how crushed their father is. One child becoming trans is a lot to take in, but two? What did he ever do to deserve that? It's the kind of thing that would make you question your manhood.
>>67883620
>Speed Racer
that movie sucked
>>67883569
you know it to be true
>>67883513
How do you explain The Matrix sequels
>>67883643
fuck you , that movie was kino as fuck!
>>67883643
>>67883665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8kjH7v1C8
>>67883631
I think he's dead senpai.
>>67883704
He killed himself over this? Not surprised.
They've been brainwashed by jews. Jews didn't like the theme of the matrix so they turned them into trannies.
>>67883699
wow, they know some decent fight choreographers and they pair that with jerky as fuck breakneck editing.
you're right, that makes up for every shortcoming, 10/10
>>67883429
>this is because of Jupiter Rising, isn't it?
Pretty much. Becoming a tranny is an easy way to cry persecution when Mr. Shekelwitz isn't interested in reading your screen.
Larry was legitimately warped by his dominatrix girlfriend, so I'm willing to bet Andy did this as a political move.
>>67883806
Yeah that's part of why the bald one becoming a tranny weirded me out. He just didn't seem like the type compared to pink wig.
>>67883806
>screenplay
>>67883429
>do serious narcotics, or LSD
>want to become a woman
The combined budget of all their shitty movies is about 600 million dollars.
Think about that for a moment.
>>67883847
Do a few hits of acid, it'll make you want to grow tits, and chop off your wiener.
>>67883620
>>>>speed racer
>>67883788
kino above kino, different layers of kino, some flavor of otjer kinos too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvwhIStnDw8
You now realize that "taking the red pill and waking up" was recommended to you by two chicks-with-dicks
>>67884289
fucking trannies
>>67883620
>V for Vendetta
>allowing colored people on set
These hacks did literally everything wrong.
>>67883513
>The Matrix
>amazing movie
What's it like forever being a 17 with a literacy level of an 8th grader?
I legitimately believe they've been in an incestual relationship after some sort of childhood abuse
>>67883429
it was this woman who's bdsming them into becoming women
fucked up sheeit
>>67884446
I know, it's bizarre, right?
what are the odds?
as far as I know, it's mostly womb conditions that lead to transgenderism, nothing genetic.
>>67883596
Fuck no, V for Memedetta is a piece of fucking garbage and took a shit all over the original graphic novel.
>>67883620
See above, Cloud Atlas also sucked dog dicks. Speed Racer wasn't so great but at least it was fun.
>>67884289
Well they didn't take their own advice. The took the blue pill and wook up in their bed the next morning believing whatever they wanted to believe.
>>67884647
Well, in their defence, they probably thought the "blue pill" was Viagra
>>67883429
The red haird one is 100% fuckable. The other one makes me wanna throw up
>>67883446
This tbqh famli desu m8 senpai
>>67884806
>red
it's attention whoring neon pink
>>67883429
>they're both trannies now
>now
THEY WERE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL WOMEN YOU WHIIIIIIIIITE MAAAAAAAAAAALE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67884530
>becoming such a huge sissy you actually chance your whole gender in order to satisfy your mistress
KEK
>>67884530
>not having a 4/10 qt who will dominate you into transitioning
Feels fucking bad man
their careers were over but now if you deny them you will be a transphobic bigot
its because they exposed the matrix so the ptb have flooded them with a steady dose of mk ultra estrogen
>>67883429
>pretending to be trannies so people will watch their Movies
Pathetic.
>>67883620
No. They're not.
Speed Racer didn't do strong critically and Cloud Atlas made the studio lose money.
Senses8 and their PC/It's-2016 agenda are the only things they got.
>>67887581
This.
It's nothing but a publicity stunt.
Holy shit
I just remembered in the Matrix Online story that it's hinted Neo was reborn into the Matrix as Sarah Edmontons (anagram of Thomas Anderson) a comatose patient who wakes up and walks out of the hospital without anybody noticing
They literally put Neo into the body of a woman because it's what they wanted for themselves
Were they molested by their dad or something?
what the ever living fuck im in bizarro universe!
Would you a threeway, /tv/?
>>67888659
>matrix online
Gross
>>67883429
The Wachowski bros are trannies now? This is the first I've heard this.
>>67883780
>They've been brainwashed by jews
They ARE Jews, Anon. That's why they have mental illnesses with regard to gender bending degeneracy.
>>67889067
One of them has been a bitch for over a decade. You should lurk more.
>>67888996
The story in Matrix Online is canon.
>>67883661
underrated masterpieces
>>67884386
>shit its popular so I gotta hate it
What's with the second one?
How the hell do you go without succumbing to your tranny desires for 50 years, not to mention while watching your brother go through trannyism all these years?
I mean why wouldn't he do it the same time as his brother? You can't really use the "afraid of rejection" as an excuse. Seems really insincere of him.
So much for being 'born this way'. It's either a publicity stunt, or his brother fucked him mind up and he was made insane by being around a tranny for so long, which gives the rest of us fair warning, don't trust trannies.
>>67883446
Cutting your dick off to wear a wig is a little too extreme.
But then again I don't have a hair loss so I can't really judge their situation.
>>67889285
You don't have to cut your dick off, no ones going to check.
>>67883429
proof that average woman=ugly man
>>67883429
My thought