Jonah Hill is going to direct a mid-90's teen comedy?
>>67882372
why doesn't he just move it out of the way with his hand lmao
>>67882408
lifting his arm would be exercise
Why tv/ is so obssessed with this fatass?
It's because tv is full of fat neckbeard jealous virgins?
>>67882372
>get this salad off of me
>>67882740
/tv/ became obsessed with him when he became a HUGE fatass. He put on an extremely noticeable amount of weight in a short period of time and it caught our attention.
That, and the pic you posted became a minor meme.
>>67882787
underraped post
>>67882740
He's not fat, we are.. I mean he is just big-boned you shitlord.
>>67882794
this. I love Jonah and find fat people hate humor to be as cringe as it gets, but the Jonah memes are too good.
>>67882855
>>67882855
i'm liking this subway by gunpoint. maybe he's taking it back to his loli chambers
How does his weight fluctuate so much?
>>67882794
But I remember he was that slim?
What happened?
>>67882922
A lot of people have season weight changes. Gain weight in the winter and Lose it in the summer. Just a guess
>>67882922
Why do you ask? Because it's so fucking easy to keep your weight consistent? Fuck you, cunt. Not everyone can be a hungry fuck like you, asshole.
>>67882922
He eats scripts until he has a big turd 4 Judd Apatow's desk.
>>67883025
subtle
>>67882978
he got hungry
>>67883003
Calm down fat kike I was just wondering.
>>67883124
this is hard to look at
>>67882978
WHAT THE HELL?
THAT'S HIM?
Transformation of the fucking century
and then he turn back into this >>67882855
WHY
>>67883124
he's a big guy
>>67883212
Oh yeah, definitely. He's easily over 300 lbs. "Big guy" might be an understatement.
>>67883003
Kek
if you can't contain your hunger
You are slave to your physiology, slob
>>67883243
he is so big that he is covering up a parking meter even when he is behind it
>>67883206
HE WAS BORN FATASS
It's his natural form
i heard this guy is an extreme asshole to everyone except brad pitt
it runs in the family. that's his sister
>>67883124
that's a medium in america
https://youtu.be/UzlJ7kKdHcw?t=3m13s
>>67882372
What the fuck happened to Jonah Hill!?
How long has he been this fat?
>>67883445
she's a lot uglier than him, do you think she's jealous of him?
This threads starting to make me feel bad. LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>>67883455
probably a year or so
grew from 112 lbs to 196 in 16 months
>>67883455
there you go
>>67883454
lmao
>>67883525
JUST
>>67882372
>jews
>comedy
>>67883525
This kid's gonna end up in an early grave.
>>67883525
>2011
Classic Jonah hill
>>67883124
>>67883206
As someone who has been thin then fat then thin then very fat i can tell you; its a lot easier than it looks
>>67883124
wow it must suck having shit genetics
he probably decided it's better to enjoy life than starve yourself
>>67883525
2011 jonah prime
>>67883654
it's photoshopped dumbshit
>>67883270
>You are slave to your physiology, slob
everyone is. I promise you don't go to bed hungry every night
Post more Jonah edits.
>>67883504
>112lbs
How tall is he?
>>67883682
like the real one isn't still fat
>>67882787
kek
>>67883710
>he
i was talking about muself
>>67883691
But I don't get fat.
I eat healthy food not fat subway dog shit
>>67883742
Nobody cares about you anon, get back to mocking jonah the whale.
>>67883741
>>67883691
Lol there's eating and then overeating you dumb shit. You confuse "hunger" for habit. You will never know true hunger.
>>67883741
these pictures never fail to make my giggle like a faggot
>>67883773
Subway isn't even bad for you, bread just has a ton of carbs
Do you think some directors avoid him due to the inevitable continuity errors with his size?
>>67883312
as a nutural fatass i concur
>>67883654
No! Please genetics, don't force that fork into my mouth! Please!!!
>>67883872
why do you care so much about someone else's weight? it's kind of pathetic, just chill out
>>67883773
>But I don't get fat.
because genetics
>>67883872
to be fair, if you live in murrica or mexico just about ANY small snack you buy outside has about 120% of all the fats and sugars your body needs for the day
>>67883345
Why would he need that much fucking ice cream? I'm a lardo myself but I couldn't finish all of that.
>>67883897
I don't.
I just find it hilarious that people still buy the genetics bullshit.
>>67883793
overeating is a tautology skinny people use to shame fat people for eating when they're hungry
>>67883801
>>67883822
>Subway isn't bad
>Subway isn't bad
>Subway isn't bad
Keep telling yourself this, fatso, when you step on the broken weight scales.
>>67883872
>fat people are my trigger
>>67883915
>implying fat makes you fat or is unhealthy
>fat rage detected
>>67883949
>people shooting down my excuses are mine
>>67883932
Now you're trolling me.
7/10 making me respond
>fun Jonah meme thread
>destroyed by people arguing over other people being fat
I wish reddit never banned fat people hate so those faggots wouldn't have brought their stale sense of humor over here
>>67883987
no you just can't argue it
you must believe they are eating "too" much when you would eat just as much given the same hunger impulse
it's not their fault they are genetically hardwired to have an inefficient fat metabolism
>>67884003
Maybe if you hadn't got assblasted the posts in question would have been ignored?
>>67884033
Ok, you're right
>>67883898
No I can get fat if I will start eating at Mcd 4 times a day and drink milkshakes.
Half of the USA has bad genetics.
Genetics is just another fake excuse word for being irresponsible and lazy about yourself.
>>67884058
no, they wouldn't
>>67883923
>need
Need? Why does anyone need anything?
>>67883287
Wait..... how??
All I know is when I go to starbucks there is always some fatass buying the Venti milkshake thing with massive amounts of whip cream on top. It must be genetics.
>>67883445
nothing runs in that family.
>>67884191
>subway in the pocket
>>67884278
Stop being so bitter. Worry about your own life.
>>67884406
You don't get it, even if there wasn't this fat faggot in my vicinity there'd be something else bothering me!
>>67884312
kek
>>67883700
>not posting the real one
>>67884477
>not posting the actual real one
>>67884477
He's a big guy
>>67884527
For Katie
>>67884471
Perfect, graceful memeness. Gonna be hard to top this.
>>67884561
If I took off her bra would she die
>>67884477
He's a wide guy
YANG CHAS SOLO CHONE WOOKIEE! TUNG KO RO YAY HA YABA HAHS GEE.
>>67882507
>>67884803
Wow. Obvious shop
One sub would never be enough to captivate Jonah "the" Hill
>>67884859
Mountain
>>67883287
wtf
>>67884803
Jonah "Honey Oat Love Boat" Hill
Jonah "Nine Grain Pain Train" Hill
>>67884803
those cookies
>>67884921
>Jonah "Honey Oat Love Boat" Hill
>>67883700
>tfw fatass jonah hill has touched katy perry, and you never will
>>67884312
>>67883551
what jew has ever done well in comdey?
very excited to see this thing flop
