Describe a film badly
After crash landing on a hostile alien planet, a galactic explorer must use his intelligence and stealth to outwit the indigineous inhabitants before they immolate him
A kid gets abducted and dances to save the universe
>>67881234
A guy can't remember things.
There's a circus in town which main attraction is a dead whale
A man with a speech impediment tricks an american and kidnaps a doctor.
A plane crashes with no survivors
>>67881345
Toy story?
>>67881401
Guardians of the Galaxy
>>67881433
Memento
Guy gets brain cancer because of snuff television.
>>67881234
two people brood over each other for an hour or so then they have a fight then something else happens and one of them dies
An alcoholic changes his ways after living in a cave.
>>67881518
United 93
>>67881527
easy, videodrome
a man goes postal
>>67881518
>>67881234
Jesus kills shrek
>>67881527
Videodrome
A guy in the future deals with faulty equipment.
batman begins
>>67881562
Good one
some lucky fuck gets to populate a planet with antje traue
A truck driver spends a couple days in an ethnic neighborhood.
>>67881576
Yup, here's another
Guy spent so much on his ballin' car that he has to eat dogfood and kill BDSM faggots to survive.
>>67881608
Blade Runner
A woman feels ashamed by her culture so she hooks up with another person's culture and her family disapproves.
Woman lies on national television
>>67881626
Man of Steel.
>>67881636
Big Trouble in Little China
A guy falls in love with a woman who drives a garbage truck.
A guy can't stop masturbating
>>67881626
my dreams
>>67881724
Shame
>>67881709
>Man of Steel.
I was referring toPandorum
>>67881744
Same lad
>>67881724
fight club
4 strangers band together to murder a woman
>>67881684
Pocahontas.
man tries to abstain from sinful behavior for the duration of the biblical exodus
A guy loves himself, fucks himself, gives birth to himself and then kills himself.
>>67881562
it wouldnt be immolation in this case. immolation suggests killing for was sacrificial or for a religious cause and not limited to fire
in this case its incineration as a means for survival
A man is wrongfully sent to prison over a curbside confrontation.
>>67881681
Yup.
an octopus eats a bunch of astronauts
A picture looks dusty
>>67881773
I realize now that my description fits the trope of a ton of movies. But no, not that one. Think Mediterranean.
>>67881831
ConAir
A dude gets jacked just so he can bang a chick
I don't know what it's about, but Ben Affleck is in it.
>>67881868
TAOJJBTCRF
>>67881898
Crank
A drug dealer is shot and his sister gives birth to him
>>67881898
the matrix
>>67881898
>A dude gets jacked just so he can bang a chick
every man in the history of the human race.
>>67881831
I think ConAir is the more accurate answer, but I bet you're referring to American History X.
Crazy guy kills babysitters
A guy thinks he's the best writer of all time and doesn't see murder in front of his fucking face
>>67881904
Argo
furry teaches kids life lessons
This hard-R, three hour film follows a white collar, womanizing entrepreneur as he tries to maintain his buisiness while his friends and colleagues drag him through increasingly hilarious hijinks
Magic space monks save day from evil magic space monks
Groups plan for money
>>67881939
Halloween
>>67881926
Enter the Void
It is a movie that I liked.
>>67881811
Predestination
>>67881987
Iron man
>>67881970
A bunch of dudes have a VERY important package they need to deliver. Niggers, ghosts and demons try to stop them.
>>67881831
American History X, lel
Ugly yandere breaks his husbandos legs
>>67881987
Your mom's sex tape
>>67881970
zootopia
JUST a man trying to avoid sentient dust storms
You'll NEVER guess this one
>Scavengers trust a swindler
A complex love triangle sparks the downward spiral of a romantic as he descends into a personal abyss.
>>67882016
Winwar
>Guy with sweet hair wins a race and gets the girl
two men with eodipus complex bond after coming to realize their mothers share the same name
Ugly yandere cripples her husbando
A cunny on the run from a nigger.
A woman and man try to kill each other to show each other that they love each other
a man encounters a talking fox in a forest and later on gets an extremely painful handjob
>>67882061
BvS
>>67882016
>.png.jpg
two opposing countries have sex with eachother
A cop goes to the worst office party ever.
A mentally ill man is sexually assaulted.
/tv/ the movie
>>67881973
Serenity
>>67882142
Forrest Gump
>>67882095
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
>>67881724
don jon?
A fridge is bullied in school and gets special super powers to destroy, hilarity ensues
>>67882078
Antichrist?
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies.
>>67882134
Die Hard
>>67882067
Mr and Mrs Smith
>>67882202
carrie?
>>67882354
bingo
A single habitant of another planet is abducted to a ship by aliens
>>67882278
Ding
A slacker saves his father's failing business with the help of chicken wings
>>67881491
Is the man with the speech impediment a big guy?
An Indian man tries to steal the heart of a University Professor that is only looking for a rock.
A guy have sex with himself from the past to make him born
A big guy flies a plane and crashes it.
>>67881973
Les guerres de étoiles
>>67881972
kek good one
An ace pilot really, really hates sand
A mad scientist helps out a basketball team.
>>67881477
Werckmeister Harmonies
>>67882509You didn't describe it poorly tough, you just described the plot twist you dingus. It's Predestination.
>>67882613
space marmalade
>>67882595
Flight of the Phoenix
>>67882635
/thread
>>67882635Star Wars Episode 2
Weird time shit
>>67881904
BvS
>>67881831
american history x
curb gave it away
A US tourist gets to know the locals so well that his friends get jealous.
>>67882626
Nope. I do refer to the protagonist.
A mathematician can't focus on his studies because of various home renovations.
A guy talks to two girls who are hired to kill him for an hour and a half
>>67882776
that matt damien flick?
locale vigilante girl forces man to jump off roof to kill himself
>>67882804
that one were she almost shows her sweet juiceee pusy on the video? reevsm
This indie follows a gay man's coming of age as he discovers he may also feel attracted to women
A gay masochistic warlord has a traffic accident
>>67882821
Nope
A man suffering from childhood trauma fights an illegal immigrant
>>67882933
P-P-pulp fiction?
>>67882933
Mad Max 1-4
A big guy executes his master plan for you
>>67881545
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Girl ruins everything and then runs away, while her sister chases her and tries to get her back (partly so she can unfuck what she fucked up), but the girl is too arrogant and doesn't want to come back
>>67882023
Misery
Jessica alba gets the crap beaten out of her but it's very arousing
An alcoholic black guy chases after a little white girl
>>67883051
every jessica alba movie ever
>>67883051
Spin City starring David Spade
A fat man blames his shitty town's problems on white people
A man goes halfway around the world, to look for his wife's daughter
>>67882613
FLUBBER!!!!
a guy gets cucked by a sentient fucktoy after it kills her creator
>>67882613
flubber
>>67883167
Ex Machina
Girl runs away from home, meets some guy, goes to a bar with him and then they both gets chased by police (guy is a wanted thief)
Guy's child gets taken, and he travels far to get him back, while getting captured, but he manages to escape eventually finds the child at the end
>>67881937
>implying
Go on dickslave, appease your master. Work for that pussy, we all know not to expect you to actually accomplish something worthwhile.
>>67883109
>>67883276
Are these the same movie?
>>67883211
Tangled ??
an operator gets a boner
>>67881345
Predator?
A girl likes dick. A lot of it. Ends up getting killed by the one guy she doesn't want to fuck.
>>67883314
Yes
I think saying he is a wanted thief made it too obvious, should've just said he's a criminal
>>67883109
>>67883276
Taken 1 or 2
>>67883383
I don't know about the other one, but my one >>67883276 isn't Taken
A hot retard and a postgraduate medical student unwittingly inssurect the government in a strangely Macbethian world and have to find a way out but fall in love instead.
SJW bitch with a nice ass gets raped and blacked in that order.
An alcoholic goes swimming and decides to call his ex-wife but helps an asshole lose his job instead.
>>67881940
The Window?
A bunch of nips tell the same story three times in a row
a con get released and seduces a loli and goes sailing
>>67881973
>antje traue
star wars
A man is out of his element.
Another man is about to enter a world of pain. The second man questions if he is the only one that gives a shit about the rules.
Some furniture is ruined, and the aggression will not stand.
A young woman cries about 1st world problems and makes a poor life decision.
>>67883524
u ok man?
Cute nerdy girl that's always at the library and reading books gets hit on by a Chad, but she finds some uggo, who turns out to be really rich, and falls in love with him
A dude cries over his dick and then his sister kills herself
A hot teenage girl rebels against her religious family.
>>67883036
Frozen
>>67883543
Blue is the Warmest Color.
>>67883574
Dana Scully: The Teenage Years
>>67883116
>>67883192
Yeah. Nailed it
>>67883592
nope
A misunderstood crossdresser goes on a drug binge
An asshole helps a handicapped man make a difference and then the handicapped man kills the asshole.
>>67883696
Return of the Jedi
>>67883588
Yes
That's 2/3 Disney movies I've posted ITT
There is another Disney movie, and a Pixar movie, see if you can find it
>>67881663
Mad Max 2
>Young farmboy goes to his father's place of work and blows it up.
A cast of cops is doing nothing in particular when suddenly
BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL BABEL
Wall street exec suffers identity crisis caused by slightly different shades of white
>>67883657
>>67883543
Frances Ha?
>>67884127
American Psycho
>>67881837
europa report
>>67881987
Any one of the films of Wes Anderson
It's that movie that I saw when I was drunk that weekend I fucked Haley. I think Tom Hanks was in it.
A cowboy tries to win the affections of a young boy
An adopted child overcomes personal doubts, makes friends, goes on a European adventure and meets the man that brought him into the world.
>>67883542
can't believe no one got this one yet.
Guy gets his dream waifu but fucks it all up
>>67883542
fight club?
>>67883542
That episode of the simpsons were homer and burns get stuck in a cabin on a snowy mountain.
A guy tries to get a cup of coffee
>>67884364
>>67884357
no but it's about as famous as fight club. maybe a little less.
>>67884360
heh, sadly no.
>>67883542
That's just like. Your opinion, man.
A guy takes the train, drinks two different cups of espresso, stretches
>>67884402
bingo, good enough.
A scientist irrevocably changes the world forever when his experiments break loose and wreak havoc on the world
>>67884520
Jurassic Park
>>67881345
john carter?
Two friends who frequently discuss politics and philosophy together play instruments in a cabin
>>67881608
Brazil?
A European nobleman moves to Britain before he is hunted down and murdered
>>67882595
Attack of the Clones
A dude gets cancer and goes on a rampage of murder.
jesus is an alien
>>67883348
Nymphomaniac
An American banker buys a fishing boat in Mexico.
>>67884725
Topkek
>>67884719
saw
>>67883843
Star Wars
>>67883348
Elliot Rodger: The HBO Documentary
>>67881234
Doctor who digs up a skull and Hugh Grant has to kill a dragon
A man's co-workers all die his first day on the job.
A documentary about two boys who pull one of the biggest and wackiest pranks of our time
>>67884767
not what I was going for but you're technically correct.
>>67881809
40 days and 40 nights
>>67881518
It was only a matter of time I guess
>>67884794
saving private ryan?
After a dare goes wrong a misunderstood boy fights the plans of an underground terrorist by trying to prevent the deaths of two also misunderstood Canadians who put him in this predicament in the first place.
A woman reads in the paper about the man who later brings about a change to the world and than finishes her coffee and catches the train do do do do dodododo do do dodo do do dodo.
>>67884767
>>67884837
Can't be, Jigsaw never murdered anybody
>>67884846
nope, but you're on the right track
a man gets angry
>>67884832
Cloverfield
>>67884837
lol its deadpool i think
>>67881892
It's American history x.
>>67884832
Bowling for Columbine?
A writer checks into a hotel and dies
Little kid masturbates and wants to die, but the world dies instead
Autistic guy cucks a convict and bonds with his kid
Guy gets real waifu, waifu cheats on him with the entire world at the same time
>>67884867
The Incredible Hulk/2003 Hulk
A lonely man falls for an AI designed to be a woman.
>>67884719
Breaking Bad
A young boy is lured into an exploitative relationship by someone much, much older.
>>67884748
(Rita Heyworth and) The Shawshank Redemption
>Agents travel to pretty mountain retreat to politely ask enemy general who their chief spy is back home.
>>67882062
Misery
>>67884882Correct
>>67884912
The Ten Commandments
>>67884897
second one is evangelion?
>>67884945
nope
>>67884941
yay!
>>67884937
Ay ay sir
>>67882134
Maniac cop?
>>67884908
still technically correct. upvote for you as well.
>>67884947
Yeah
Tom Hardy is a big guy for Littlefinger
Americans are retarded and do retarded shit.
>inb4 100+ different movies
>>67884912
mimic?
>by Guillermo Del Toro
>>67881809
Last Temptation of Christ?
>>67884912
Jurassic World
A reincarnated man is finally destroyed while trying to recover his stolen property.
>>67885061
harry pooter
>>67885010
Pain & Gain
>>67885043
>>67885016
the answer isLet the Right One In
A weird faggot loses his vehicle because he drank too much rhum.
A man confesses he'd do two chicks at the same time
>>67885119
Story of my Life
>>67884912
Let Me In?
