>419 credits
>>67864067
How much does he charge?
>$5 Dunkin' Donuts gift card, you say?
>AND a ride home?
>>67864067
What's gonna be the 420th?
>>67864154
DUDE WEED LMAO
with Seth Rogan and James Franco
>>67864067
>You will never be in a different movie every week
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32QqR4TwZk8
If I made a movie, he would appear in it.
>>67864114
he gets to browse and take as much stuff as he can carry from your garage and a firm handshake
>>67864230
This, I want to be that guy that's in every movie, seems like fun.
>>67864067
Whats his endgame?why?
>>67864067
His IMDB page crashed my computer
What's his second best movie?
It's pretty obvious that pic related is the best one, a true masterpiece.
>>67864335
Each of his roles created a horcrux to make him immortal
>>67864114
No charge for him
>>67864114
a short stack of pancakes from dennys
>>67864067
Please just tell me that IMDB page is a complex and astounding joke that was dreamt up and is currently being forced by /tv/
It seems like the constraints of time and space would not allow a person to be in that many productions at once
>>67864397
Bravo
>>67864445
He feeds on acting.
>>67864114
A hot meal.
>>67864367
your mum's sex tape
>>67864367
I like this movie.
>>67864067
>41 productions in 2016 alone.
>>67864606
Oh sorry, 56, I didn't count the ones already completed.
>we need that AIDS caveman
>he's already here. all he wants is a mid-sized Hellboy™-dildo and a toothbrush
>Two sticks of gum and a half eaten Snickers?
>>67864114
A hot meal, a cold beer and a warm hug.
>>67864067
425 now.
>Nominated for 1 Oscar.
What a champ
Does he take every single offer? I'm intrigued.
He hates his wife and daughter and his whore sister, he just wants to stay away from them as much as possible.
>>67864997
>hates the person that save his life
Yeah no. He probably works nonstop so he does not stumble back into his druggie state.
>>67864067
How do I get so many connections that I end up in as many movies as him?
>>67865408
ask xbox
>half a jar of cocktail sauce?
alright i'll do it
>>67864067
>this week
>>67865750
Who?
