>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>Well, it all began when I destroyed half the Metropolis..
>>67863394
That wasn't in the film, idiot
why isn't he wearing courtroom attire?
This is actually a decent meme.
>>67863564
Because he would look like Clark Kent, idiota!
>>67863394
Okay, I haven't watched it yet... how did he end up in that situation?
>>67863394
I really wonder. Why would superman go to court?
>>67863888
Because how can he call himself a defender of humanity if he's a fugitive from justice?
>>67864035
stop fucking up cities would be a nice start
>>67864143
>Excuse me your honor, but I'm from Kansas.
>We know in Kansas that you can't make scrambled eggs without cracking a few eggs open first, but it's alright, you can trust me
>I'm from Kansas.
>>67864035
Dude he's above justice.
Look at him. Nukes do fucking nothing to him except keep him down for about a minute. The entire combined arms forces of the entire planet can't do shit, and his only weakness is in the form of ONE stomach sized rock that got turned into gas and a spear.
Justice is founded on strength. People submit to justice because they can't beat justice. Superman can.
>>67864578
>justice is whatever the strong say
you dumb nigger
Justice is not a matter of external behavior but the way a man privately and truly governs his inner self. The just man does not permit the various parts of his soul to interfere with one another or usurp each other's function. He has set his own life in order. He is his own master and his own law. He has become a friend to himself. He will have brought into tune the three parts of his soul: high, middle, and low, like the three major notes of the musical scale, and all the intervals between. When he has brought all this together in temperance and harmony, he will have made himself one man instead of many.
If justice is good, nothing bad can come from it. If Justice is the rule of the strong as you say, then if the tyrant is mistaken and pursues a path that causes harm to himself, he cannot be following a just path.
Why didn't he just keep flying Doomsday to the empty void of space?
>>67863806
It all started with a girl...
someone please explain to me how everyone on the globe clearly sees supermans face arriving at the capitol BUT FUCKING LAURENCE FISHBURNE DOESN'T REALIZE ITS CLARK KENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67864854
Because the US government was too stupid to realize what he was doing and just nuked both of them as soon as they were out of range of the city
>>67864854
why didn't he just go to the core of the sun, turbo-charge, and atomize doomsday?
>>67865431
Confidence and style is everything, faggot. Superman is redpilling your ass.
>>67863806
offshores
>>67865137
The same reason Charlie Chaplin lost a Charlie Chaplin Lookalike Contest.
Superman's public actions and Clark's public actions are incredibly different. Superman is kind and all-powerful, Clark is brash and an underling. Superman is a friend to all people, Clark has lots of enemies in the Daily Planet. Superman is perfect at everything, Clark is a shitty reporter.
Their demeanor is completely different, and I really appreciate the different arcs Superman and Clark go through to distinguish themselves, even if they look similar.
>>67864250
Haha, that's so Marvel! I like it!
>>67864789
>>justice is whatever the strong say
Well it is technically. You have no choice but to follow arbitrary man-made laws, under the threat of force.
>>67865615
that's the threat of force, not justice.
I'm not playing the definition game to be a cock, I'm playing it because words do actually have inherent meaning to them. Justice, in the truest sense of the word, can be nothing bad.
In the same way that good cannot be bad, justice cannot be bad.
>>67865137
The worst is at the end
>DEATH OF SUPERMAN headline
>btw Clark Kent died rip
>Your honor, I once let my father die in a tornado. I wasn't about to repeat my mistake and let the woman I love die now
>You let your father die in a tornado? why, you didn't have your powers yet?
>no, he said STOP INVINCIBLE SON
>>67865865
>He also told me not to save people, especially black people and mexicans
Really, Snyder?
>what were you doing in Africa, Mr. Superman?
>I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.
>And you thought you should interfere in foreign pol-
>i don't really mind what happens now and then, as long as you'll be my friend at the end
>wha-
>if i go crazy will you still call me superman
>what is happenin-
>if i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand
>Quiet!
>I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might-krytonite!
>...
>thank you for your time, your honor
>>67863483
He didn't do it. This meme has to die.
This is what he should have said. Then flipped them the finger
>>67866847
it would work if the court scene was after they nuke him and doomsday
>>67866344
>>67865794
wonder how they'll justify clark being alive when he comes back.
>>67863806
We have to go back. Way back...
>>67867033
I think he understood the necessity of the nuke and wouldn't take offense to it, why else would he hold DD in place to make sure it hit?
>>67868059
No more Clark identity.
>>67868059
There will be no more Clark Kent. This allows full-time Superman which is gonna be needed for Justice League shenanigans
>>67868149
NO WAIT THAT'S TOO FAR
>>67863806
>>67863394
It all started when his girlfriend went to visit a warlord. Turns out that the CIA and KGB were there too! They CIA was actually her photographer Jimmy Olsen, he was a small guy, The KGB was actually working for a man by the name of Lex Luthor, but i'll get to that in a sec.
So Jimmy dies after being found out and the nice warlord invites Lois in for tea. While sipping on tea, the KGB kills all of the guards and then leaves, prompting the warlord to say "I hope you didn't have anything to do with that lol! oh shucks i couldn't be mad at you miss Lane!" and then they hugged.
That's were i come in; I flew in through the roof and said, "hey buddy, i hope you aren't getting freaky fresh with my girl! That's no swagtastic at all!"
He continued to hug her, but said he didn't know that she and I were so serious and apologized, that's when i flew at him through a wall at 200 mph and killed him.
Funny thing really, it turned out that others died while i was there and i didn't do jack shit to save them, oops!
>>67870364
Well this is where things get interesting, you see a crazy guy dressed as a bat starts killing people and i decide to write an article about how it's probably wrong or something in the sports section. Later i went home a banged my girl in the tub.
While i was fucking her, Lex Luthor was getting the body of Zod, another man i killed, and some green rocks lmao. Turns out that they can cut me pretty badly! He's then stopped by Kentucky Senator Ronnita Paul, who doesn't want to kill me or drink pee. She want's me to explain myself for killing a couple nigger in Africa and i was like "sure man, just get off my case all the time and shit im busy being sad that I can't save everyone" and i fly over to the capital.
Ronita begins to speak and about how "today is a day for truth" and then she stops when she notices a jar of piss on her desk. Man she is really upset, look lady it's just piss i got shit to do. Why are you giving me that look? Hey where's Lex? he has a seat reserved for
>>67870393
*bomb*
*Title credits*
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
>>67863394
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>>67865311
Wasn't there a comic where the people at the Daily Planet eventually tell Clark that they know he's superman but have been playing along for his own sake?
>queue 3 doors down - kryptonite over superman flying montage
>>67870364
>>67870393
>>67870440
underated
>>67870985
Superman was fucking brutal in the comics
>>67872003
He tried to kill her in space because she didn't want to marry him once
>>67872003
>>67872063
>>67872003
>let's have superman walk in and it'll be ebin
>then elastigirl stumbles over her words when she realizes she's drinking Lex's pee (the madman!)
>we'll have the pee realization scene last way longer than it should because everyone will be cracking up
>the BOOM wheelchair guy goes KABOOM and it's ebin
Bravo Snyder
Bravo
>>67872116
>>67872116
Jesus, and people would rather this guy over the DCEU Superman?
>>67872176
>>67872211
Turns out Snyder's Man of Murder is canon
>>67872211
>NOT MUH BATMAN!!!!
>>67872176
ALPHA
L
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>>67872176
>>67872116
Absolutely based.
Post more problematic Supes
>>67872199
silver age covers were very deceptive, nothing on the covers ever actually happens in the comics and if it does it's because superman is being mind controlled or there's a good reason for it.
there's one where he's denying water to a thirsting jimmy olsen, but if you read the comic it's because the water is toxic
>>67872233
>>67872233
Man of Murder is no where this brutal
>>67872211
do you have the one where superman adopts jimmy olsen and is PISSED OFF at the gift jimmy gives him for christmas?
>>67872261
>>67872233
it's the dog really that sells it.
>>67872270
MGTOWman
>>67872306
>>67872270
>>67872233
>>67872211
>>67872116
imagine clickbait but on a store shelf and you have to pay for it
jesus
>>67872306
>her awful secret was that she was in love with superman
so suspense
very drama
>>67863806
First, we have to start from the beginning...
This'd better be in the fucking director's cut
>>67872398
What are tabloids? comics are supposed to be fantastical, the enquirer is STILL talking about batbaby
>>67872442
why would he care? he can do literally anything and no one can stop him
>>67872476
I can confirm it isas a dream sequence
DINGDINGDINGDING
>>67872233
B R A V O
R
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V
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>>67872512
>he needs a job really bad so he can save up to take over the world
responsible
>>67872442
>keanu in trouble.jpg
Everything feels so rushed in these movies.
>>67872555
come on lois, don't hate the player
I love how happy the heroes' faces look in the border around super-Hitler
>>67863508
>film
wew
>>67872607
i'd let him take my world over
>>67872663
>>67872647
NO DARKIES
>>67865311
Fuck does this happen? I should get contacts.
>>67872478
it isn't the fantasy, it's the "LOOK AT SUPERMAN BEING AN ASSHOLE" and then the actual story within has a completely reasonable explanation for his actions on the cover
notice how all of these are covers and never the actual stories
>>67872678
oh god i forgot about Comet the super-horse...
>>67870364
>>67870393
Very well done.
>>67872754
fucking kek
>>67872176
Damn. That's pretty fucking alpha.
![0667512d1352a086b1f149fa9275f5b9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NeKQDK5.jpg "0667512d1352a086b1f149fa9275f5b9[1].jpg")
>>67872729
I can tell you with 100% certainty this cover actually followed through
>>67872841
>does the baby papoose in the laloose?
>>67872863
>imaginary
no shit sherlock, all bets are off when that word's on the cover
REMEMBER WHEN YOU DATED THAT FAT CHICK?
Keep uploading those comics, shit's hilarious.
>>67863394
>*record scratch*
How is this sound effect still relevant?
There are people on this site, right now, that have never seen a record player.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW, BYE
Please, can somebody post that comparison between BvS and those renascentist paintings?
>>67872442
>the people Vs oj superman
Pretty much the same thing.
>>67872992
JESUS!
>>67872967
Same reason we still use a floppy disc as the icon to save somethingalthough I don't know what the reason is
Elseworlds supes are fun too.
That one time Lex Luthor went back in time to cuck Superman's dad
>>67872663
>You will never have a ripped hairy chest
>>67866344
>>67863394
>>67870812
>>67870364
>>67870393
>>67869361
if only they would make the most shitposting troll of a silver age superman movie.
>>67872512
>Julius "Special Sauce" Schwartz
>>67863394
>>67863588
>>67873109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2K1cm0Qvck
Just a prank bro
>>67872153
Is that what that was? I didn't know wtf was going on.
>>67873145
>we hate money
jesus i lost it
>>67873188
>MCuck literally has a tipping fedora
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67873195
(GONE SEXUAL)
>>67873023
Can you believe that in the 1960s two tons was considered fat, and yet today that's actually slightly under the median adult male weight?
>>67873333
