>I dont do jokes
>Im going to spend 10 minutes about Rod Liddle with his gravy, soup, mackerel, red soup
no, your jokes are just shit
>>67861086
I bet you don't even have a double-barrelled surname.
>>67861086
I was really into that bit and legitimately wanted to see where it would go but the woman who broke the glass fucked everything up. I don't know why he is always so eager to trap himself in often futile improv
>>67861086
DICK
he spends the last 5 minutes making eating noises. fucking hell
>Y-you dont get it!
Thank fuck for that
>>67861433
Every time you check your watch I stop eating.
Ah yes, Stewart Lee and his "comedy"
>The joke is there is no joke
>The joke is that if you think it's ok to tell offensive joke then you're a nazi
>The joke is the joke requires 20 minutes of explanation
>The Joke is that this joke is a meta joke of a joke, that's the joke
>The joke is that not all jokes have to be funny
>The joke is your need to check your privilege
>>67861620
you don't understand but that's fine that's the joke
>>67861086
95% of his content is just repeating the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
I like him but this series seems to have taken the recycling of material to huge proportions. Some of his bits have been word for word from previous shows. I know he always does the "parts of the audience can't keep up" thing but it seems really forced and regurgitated this time round.
>>67861861
>gestures towards middle class part of the audience
>Dont worry it will be just us again soon
everytime
like a mackerel paste
all down his leg
>>67862113
>the sound of liberal twats laughing hysterically emits
>so i was staring down at the gaping anus of christ
He's just coming full circle and alienating his audience again
>paul nuttalls and the ukips said this
>>67862606
WHATS WRONG WITH JUST WORSHIPPING A TREE
>>67861086
Slobodan Milosevic has let himself go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YE9Kthyaco
Del Boy
Stewret Lee is the equivalent of Donald Trump on the rag.
Give it up you limey suck bags.
Your best is Coogan & he's of Irish descent.
>>67863242
STEW
>>67862538
Best routine, peak Lee.
>>67863369
>not my real wife my white wife as i call her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbe5o3Mmkfg
>>67861086
I went to his show last year where he was working on the routines for this series, and it was 10x funnier then. No idea what the fuck he is doing the last 2 episodes
I know he likes to play up to the criticism he receives. But holy shit he's become so self indulgent lately
Coogan Vs Lee
Son? Stop it.
Chappelle & Bamford being the greatest stand ups of our time. Both of of which have a slight mental illness. Both of which suffer a cruxed of society. Be it racism or sexism.
My thesis being. At which point is the audience at fault?
>"what do you do?"
>"i'm in oil"
>"are you a sardine?"
i like him
>>67863910
Half way through the last episode I really wanted him to just do some proper Stew Lee stand up and quit it with deconstructing the act and talking to the camera. Like, I have loved that stuff in the past, and some of the repetitive routines (Zavvi, rap singers) are fucking legendary, but my kingdom for ten uninterrupted minutes of actual material.
Speaking of jokes, Del Boy is minutes away from falling from the bar on GOLD
![v2-stewart-lee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pixUJ9c.jpg "v2-stewart-lee[1].jpg")
HE COME OUT STEW
I always liked Stewart Lee (in my relative youth), but this series has been fucking embarrassing.
stew made me laugh more than any stand up comedian i have ever seen, but he is going to way too far in the wrong direction
when you deconstruct the joke too much, it turns out, its not funny anymore, what a surprise
>You were sad at the end of a stand-up show?
>Wasn't a very good show then, was it
>>67861861
The really irritating thing about Stew recycling material is that he surely realises that probably 98% of his audience are die hards who know his entire catalogue pretty much off by heart. You get all keyed up for a new episode and then he wheels out the Napalm Death bit and you're like ohferfucksake!
>>67865361
it was so wierd seeing him complain about people not laughing at the joke, not only was his delivery off, but more importantly,everyone already heard it
He's not even a real Stew
>>67864547
I'd like to meet the bastard that caused Maria's breakdown & both kiss them & question their sense of humor.
While I do like most of the work that Stewart has put out in the last 5-10 years I do miss his early 90's stand-up. Certainly it was a lot more accessible, arguably more derivative but good none the less.
I wish he'd mix the sort of stand-up he produced in the 90's with what he's become known for recently. He could even snidely work it into his routines for TV specials with "Ah, here's one that the audience at home will surely understand!"
>>67864936
Fucking this. The episode in season 2 where he talks about being a librarian and toasters is him at his absolute peak imho.
COOKDANDBOMBD MEME
>it's the "I don't do jokes" joke
>for the third time on this show
>>67863369
>>67863499
>not the Princess Diana routine from Stand Up Comedian
"A sneering tosser"
>>67861861
All the series of Comedy Vehicle contain material from his stand-ups shows. If anything, he seems to be twisting the recycled material in series 4 more than he has done in the past. The anti-Islamic standup routine was almost unrecognizable from Carpet Remnant World.
*breathes into microphone so that it pops*
*ingores audience and looks directly into camera*
*sweats*
The Paul Nuttals of the UKIPs
*audience keel over laughing*
>>67866053
A shit-haired cunt, with an eskimo face from the 90s.
>>67865986
Personally, I thought the "endless meandering build-up to a single, obvious punchline" thing was done better with the pear cider routine.
the only thing stew
The only thing I hate more than the paul nuttals of the ukips stew
Even more than Del Boy stew
Is Richard Hammond, stew
>>67866072
"unrecgnizable" is a very polite way of saying "inferior"
>>67866072
This, he's working his old material into the context of the programme and adding the odd new bit to it.
Go see an improv group if the idea of a comedian reusing their material seems strange to you.
>>67866240
Eh, the "anti-Islamic observational comedy" bit was funnier in Carpet Remnant World because he had the time to let the anticipation build. The parts that actually involve speaking were improved in Comedy Vehicle, in my opinion.
>>67866115
I know this guy; not well, but I can confirm that he is a dick.
>>67866153
Agreed. He peaked in 'If you prefer a milder comedian...', I've watched it so many times
>>67866153
I think this might be the root of the problem with his current comedy vehicle set. Every time he did the "audience can see predict the punchline" he made a slight pause for the audience to react and laugh prematurely, in which lies the joke. In this set he already assumed it would happen. In his other stand-ups he worked better with the audience, in some cases, they would not see the punchline coming, and he would just move on with the joke. Stew was just out of it.
I'd like to vote Conservative now though and I'll tell you why, because when I met my wife 10 years ago, I wasn't really earning enough to pay tax, but I am now and so I'd like to vote Conservative so I can pay less, or no tax ideally, I don't think I should have to pay any tax at all. I think they money that I've got - that's mine, and I want to keep all of that, and I don't want any of that to go to schools or hospitals, or to help people less fortunate than me, either here or in bongo-bongo land.
>>67866575
It's funny because bourguignon thinks that's a bad thing
His wife is a qt.
>>67866678
>I work in the oil industry
>Are you a sardine?
That's 10 times better than anything stew has said in years
I name you an equivalent to Conan?
My husbndu. /tv/ collective husnabu, when questioned.
>>67866756
............ You have remembered it wrong, yes.
HE
ISN'T
>>67866779
COME
>>67866819
OUT
AS
>>67866760
All I'm saying is... gay sex with Conan. I'd do it just to rove a point.
>British comedy
Just give us Steve Coogan already
>>67866831
STEW
>>67866738
And then Stew, he took off her makeup, Stew, and she looked. Stew, she looked like Jeremy Beadle.
George Clooney's blood vein with a baby swordfish sticking out of it.
Will Chris Morris do his own work ever again?
Was revealing his birth mark a mistake?
>Del Boy
>Tom O'Connor
>Rap Singers
>Top Gear
>Anti Islamic Standup
>Jungle Canyon Rope Bridge
All these bits kill and that's why he's the greatest comedian alive.
>>67867037
>No 100% pear
>No otters
And for the younger people, a record was like a massive flat MP3, and there was almost no information on it at all, it was very impractical - it could break or warp in the heat or get scratched... But it was better than your life.
>>67865810
>Peter Cook & Chris Morris focused forum
>now gone full tumblr
I love that guy who uploads clips spliced with annotations from his book.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ycYfmOdMY
This makes me really curious how he feels about modern capeshit.
Basically only students and guardian readers think he's funny
Office world man is one of the greatest bits of stand up ever made
>>67867479
I'll have you know that I'm 79, a retired colonel, and I only read the Telegraph.
>>67867479
don't know what either of those things are pham
>>67867479
I don't agree with his politics. I still find him funny.
>>67861297
The fuck are you talking about? That improv was 10/10, funniest moment whole season. But this particular bit was taking it too far. Not even close to being funny.
>>67867479
Politics wise he is everything I hate. Still funny tho.
>>67867533
>what you are describing is a world made out of golf equipment. golf is an abstract noun
>get out
Favourite routines everyone?
Was always top gear for me, but having rewatched carpet remnant world the office world man now tops it for me.
>>67868655
Does he have a set for dvd-release in the near future? It's been ages since carpet remnant world
>>67868655
give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears
>>67868987
AND IM SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS A COINCIDENCE AM I
>>67869079
IN THE FIELDS AND THE FACTORIES
>>67869079
>I'm not one of those people who says that in 1976 i drew a picture of a robot and then star wars came out
>>67869247
>you know, the rastas
I love how every Stew-bashing thread turns into a Stew-praising thread.
>>67866738
Sid the sloth stew
>>67869306
The threads make us ang lee
went for a meal at an Indian restaurant with some friends - well acquaintances that I knew through work - not necessarily people I liked or disliked if anything I was indifferent to them.
Anyway they were all talking about the TV they watched - Xfactor, big brother, I'm a celebrity etc. I didn't really contribute anything to the conversation as these programs didn't really interest me. Someone noticed this and said, `So, Ian, what do you watch on TV' - trying to include me in the conversation.
I said, `Well I watch documentaries and a bit of comedy - I particularly like Stewart Lee at the moment - from Stewart Lees Comedy Vehicle.' As soon as I'd finished speaking there was no reaction - nothing - complete silence. They stared at me with blank faces - a slight breeze blew an onion bhaji across the table... the tension was unbearable.
Anyway, eventually someone did break the silence and said something like - who do you think will win Xfactor and they carried on.
Anyway it's sufficed to say that I wasn't invited out socially with that group of people again.
That's what I like most about Stewart Lee - not only is he able to refine his own audience but he can simultaneously refine my own friend base as well. Thanks Stew!!!
>>67869306
It's past midnight and the kids are back at school tomorrow.
I'm sure they're looking forward to this week's Mock the Week.
jeremy corbyn, shitting on the english flag....
gooood saaaave ooour graaaa- PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHHHTTTTT
>>67869494
ukips detected
>>67869394
tl;dr
a joke maybe?
>>67868655
shilbottle episode in series 3 is the best IMO
HOW DARE YOU DO A JOKE ABOUT THE MAYOR OF LONDON! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
>>67869522
Some guy is copying Amazon reviews to be quite honest with you.
>>67867037
>>67867100
youtube links pls?
>>67869856
pls spoonfeed me :3
>>67869856
>pear cider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd4FfNpYxF0
>anti-islamic stand up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOb2KQHr7V0
>jungle canyon rope bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQsknEsgz7s
>top gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsoIwhaL5E
>tom o'connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJAn70KjifY
>>67867037
And Trigger made a face.
If the cat had come in at that point, its feet would have had to stay wet.
>del boy stew
>he fell through the bar on only fools and horses
>AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING THATS EVER BEEN ON TELEVISION
>HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR
>HE WAS STANDING UP
>>67870587
He was vertical
And then he became horizontal
>>67870587
Del Boy Stew, David Jason, from Inspector Frost. No Inspector Frost didn't fall through the bar, he wouldn't do something frivolous like that. Inspector Frost would apprehend a pedophile.
Ahh c'mon Stew.
>not like that stew
>not where you need to know anything
>>67870672
>>67870700
>>67870587
https://vimeo.com/141220204
Completely coming up with that festival thing was hilarious
>>67870869
>we meant make fun of their hats
>>67868655
still love values of the CARPHONE WAREHOUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2firijxQOo
>>67871118
>>67870869
Michael, you bringing the roadshow to Sheffield? Fish and crab stuff, they love it.
>>67870879
>NO INCOME TAX, NO VAT
>NO INCOME TAX, NO VAT
every time
IT'S A CHARACTER
ALTERNATIVE COMEDY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
watch the episode Chris Morris explains it
>no one ever brings up his braveheart routinebut his islam piece will always b my favouritealong with carpet-remnant world
>>67861620
is he a woman in disguise?
>shouldnt you be at the hague war crimes tribunal?
>>67871404
He performed that in scotland, didn't he? pretty brave.
>>67861861
Can you wrote material like this? I mean he's writing a stand up routine and around 3 hours of TV material.
>>67871404
William Wallace.
Scottish National Hero.
A paedophile.
A Scottish paedophile.
... The worst kind of paedophile.
>>67870879
Oh good lord I haven't watched Stew in a long while, a complete reminder of why I love his work. The railing bit was brilliant.
Homosexuals, girls with big breasts and dick caught in zipper
>>67871480
Arab paedophiles are the best kind though.
>>67871460
also getting aplause for the IRA in Glasgow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwkEEqXT3uQ
>They didn't want to be British - but they were
>>67863171
It was Ratko Mladić, you dizzy bastard.
>>67871565
Mark Kermode has let himself go.
>>67871480
Coming at you
Through a bothy
With shortbread over its face
>>67871527
No, that would be the Italians. Didn't you watch the show?
What's your favourite outro from Comedy Vehicle?
I loved the 'Satire' reconstruction of the JFK assassination using hamsters, and the recent one with the shitstained English flag set to Johnny Cash was great (like the opening to Dawn of the Dead), but I think the Bullingdon Club one set to No Surprises by Radiohead is the best
>>67871524
Therefore it can be surmised that tragedy (T) is equal to girls with big breasts (GWBB).
...so I vomited into the gaping anus of Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlcuV_Dojwg
>>67871633
>Bullingdon Club one set to No Surprises by Radiohead is the best
'let's all make love in the Bullingdon club' was also his best musical performance.
>>67871633
Asher D and the So Solid Crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86eHXhzk3VY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2LcKdRU0o
>>67871633
which episode was the one with the ref in the forest? i wanna say it was Context but can't remember
>>67871283
>don't milk it
>>67871904
yep.
>Ironically, I have used all of those words in this show. But you didn't find them offensive, because of the context.
>>67871904
I think that's the one. With Kevin Eldon dressed up as Jimmy Carr shrugging.
>>67866947
I loved that line, the one time that Morris cracked up on Comedy Vehicle
>>67872115
I love Morris but I think Armando Iannucci was better as the 'interviewer'.
>>67872115
which episode?
I've always liked his braveheart was a paedo bit he recorded in Glasgow
>girl asks me what standup comics I like
>I like stewart lee but there's no way she's heard of him and I don't want to come off as too pretentious
>decide to go with something safe
>"Louis CK"
>she looks disgusted
>"Oh. He's a bit too pedestrian for my tastes. I like Stewart Lee. Have you heard of him?"
>>67872159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=304Kj8t8hUs&t=1m15s if you wanna see the clip, from Episode 3 in Series 3
>>67871551
seems so long ago when his act had actual jokes
>>67872186
>And I wish that some of the English national folk heroes had been gay... But they weren't. And it's only William Wallace, the Scottish national hero, who DEFINITELY was.
a shit-haired cunt, who resides at the apex of all that is absolute patience-testing wank. seriously, when there is the comedy equivalent of the nuremberg trials this bastard is going to be hanged from the highest fucking lamp post, pelted with wasps' nests and dog turds, and eventually blasted with a flamethrower.
fucking hell, I can't put into words how much I detest this utter fucking cunt.
>>67866115
In 1994, a few of my friends decided to take two weeks off for a north pole expedition, and asked me to come along.
I hesitantly accepted.
It went well at first, but as we crossed into the arctic circle, a massive snowstorm suddenly shifted course and headed straight for us. We were lost in it for four days.
Bill and Steve fell through the ice. By the end of that week, there were only three of us left.
I thought that would be it.
But just as we were about to exhaust our last rations, an old Inuit man saved us.
He said he'd heard from another villager that we were lost out there, and although we were foreigners, he couldn't leave us to die.
I couldn't pronounce his name, so I didn't know how I'd find him again.
"How can we ever repay you?" we asked. He simply said, "Remember my face."
And I did.
He's let himself go.
>>67872357
t. Jimmy Vesper
>>67872509
What kind of cunt refers to himself as "Jimmy", I mean jesus fucking christ.
>>67872357
>this bastard is going to be hanged from the highest fucking lamp post,
>and eventually blasted with a flamethrower
Official corpse roasting?
>>67872457
Holy fuck that was superb.
>>67861086
This post is one of the most pitiful posts I've ever seen. Made by a cowardly anon trapped between two different forms of cowardice. And I hate him for this post. I want to kill him. I wish he'd kill himself. I wish he'd tried to shoot himself, and survived, losing all control over his bodily functions.
Because that's funny, on 4chan, telling people to kill themselves.
Then I wish no one found anon, so he dies a slow painful death in his dead parents basement, and with just enough sentience left to be fully ashamed for his past actions and then die.
Not really.
I don't really think this.
What I was doing here, as everyone here in this thread now understands, just in case their is anyone browsing this site from tumblr or weddits, is I was using an exaggerated form of the rhetoric and the implied values of 4chan, to satirize the rhetoric and implied values of 4chan, and it is a shame to break shitpost and explain this, but hopefully it will save you a long exchange of shitposts and reports.
It's just a meme, like on 4chan
>>67873205
>KICK A TRAMP TO DEATH
>>67873205
But coincidentally
As well as being a joke...It's also how I really feel
>>67873251
>This will annoy the sour-faced dykes at The Guardian!
So just to be clear, we all agree the rob liddle bit was the greatest bit this so far this series, right?chew, chew, chew
>>67873693
It was the most avant-garde piece of comedy in years. I have no idea how he'll top it.
