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This is true and you know it; half of Marvel movies are shit
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This is true and you know it; half of Marvel movies are shit and yet none of them met with such bad critics as BvS. Granted, BvS is bad, but not as bad as the smear campaign is trying it to be.
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>>67855205
None of them were as incompetently put together as BvS though.
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Because they're not pretentious garbage that tries to be eight things at once no matter how much their structure suffers because of it either
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CRASHING THIS INDUSTRY
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>>67855545
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>DC cucks posting hundreds of threads a day
>Mean while the film is still complete shit and not even going to make 1 billions
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Marvels movies are made for kids and present themselves as such. DC wants to ride the serious and mature gimmick, so they get judged as such
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>>67855205
do you care that much? if so, get a 9-5 job, 40 hours a week, get an apartment, and drink yourself to deatch
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>>67855596
And what do you think of Marvel movies, pray tell?
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>>67855644
This. Zack snyder and David goyer aren't talented enough to balance comic book and serious. It glances over all this """"""philosophical """""" mumbo jumbo but never really goes into anything
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>>67855205
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>>67855205
who said this? surely it wasn't Affleck right?

surely he's not this pathetic. he sounds like a whiny DCuck
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>>67855205
That picture is the most /reddit/ thing I've ever seen on this board. Why don't you run back to /r/DC_Cinematic .
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>>67856081
It's a quote from the movie
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>>67855205
>maybe it's the DC fan in me.. we just have a bad history with hacks pretending to be critics

yeah, Dark Knight trilogy ring a bell?

that is literally the most pathetic thing I've read in my entire life. who said this?
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Critics: Objective opinion

DC fans: We will defend the shittiest shit

Critics > fanboys
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>>67855749
Both DC and Marvel are shit for children and manchildren.

BvS is just worse than the current marvel crap. But if you think anybody on /tv/ gives a single shit about your incredibly juvenile marvel vs. DC bullshit fanwar then you are mistaken.

I fucking hate this shit.
Its like arguing what your favorite videogame console is. If you are over 16 that is just sad.
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>>67855205
LOL who said this?
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>>67855205
BvS: 6.5 to 7.5/10 (opinion margin)
+Good visuals
+Nice use of references to the source material
+Good coreography
+Ben's acting as Bruce and as Batman
+Development of Batman's motives
+The intro
+Lex
-Lex
-Some cuts were a bit jarring
-Every character aside from batman could use more work on their motives and development
-The ending
-Some points of the CGI felt weird
-The JL cameos right before the apex of the movie
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>>67855205
>half of Marvel movies are shit
>half
Are you fucking joking
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>>67856385
>>67856225
It's a quote from the movie, altered.
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>>67856290
>Critics: Objective opinion
Didn't they praise the new star wars?
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>>67856385
Bruce Wayne sis, in the movie. Well this is rephrased
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>>67856445
Go and watch Superman 4 and tell me that new Lex isn't better.
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>>67856542
Even cartoon Lex is much better.
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>>67855749
They're shit, but at least they don't pretend to be 2deep4u pieces of "art" about guys with daddy issues running around in spandex.
>everybody that hates BvS is a marvel shill
How hard is it to grasp that maybe there are people out there that don't like capeshit as a whole and BvS is a perfect example of why its all garbage?
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How can any DC fan defend this travesty of a movie after what it did to Superman and Luthor?
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>>67856603
The moment they try to NOT be capeshit you turn on them.
So really, a guy puts on a costume and it's automatically shit? Great opinion, mate.
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fucking cape cucks using their own dichotomy to justify them liking shitty movies, not everyone is choosing a side in your faggy company worship

>>67855644
also this
Marvel movies get the same treatment as DC animated stuff. It's fan service marketed to children.
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>>67855205
Cry about it you butthurt DCbabby
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>68% drop at the box office

Wouldn't surprise me at this point if they start making images like OP's where they say the box office doesn't matter
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>>67855583
If this was reversed it would be a good dubs/checkum pic.
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>>67856777
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>>67856646
>I take stories about men in tight spandex flying around with magical powers completely seriously
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>>67855205
>every time Age of Ultron cracks a joke you write a puff piece editorial

Critics generally disliked Age of Ultron though for being too similar to the first movie though. It's not great by any stretch, but it is safe and inoffensively average compared to the clusterfuck of BvS which would have been far better had it focused on either it's Dark Knight Returns or Death of Superman influences instead of trying to smush them together into one along with universe building that's more shoehorned in than any of the similar sequel teases Marvel does.
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>>67856470
Crude split, into good and bad:
good:
Captain South America 1 & 2
Iron Maiden 1
Marvel's Justice League 1 (leaning towards bad)
Giant Man

bad:
Viking 1& 2
Age of Pinocchio
Iron Maiden 2 & 3

Half good, half bad.
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>>67856888
>good
>avengers
>hulk
>Captain 1

No. NO.
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>>67856867
I hated the first Marvel Avengers
>8.1/10 IMDb
>69% Metacritic
>92% Rotten Tomatoes
Turns out Metacritic have the only remotely accurate scores
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>>67856888
What about Guardians of the Boxoffice?
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>>67856445
>Every character aside from Superman could use more work on their motives and development

Fixed.
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>>67856798
Just stick to your depressing social drama
JUST

>>67856777
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Batman v Superman is, simply put, too smart for audiences and critics.
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>>67856888

>any captain america movie
>good

kek
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>>67856913
>>67856950
Totally forgot about those movies...hh

Hulk was bad, GoG was ok
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With the exception of First Avenger, all the good Marvel films were made by other studios.
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>>67856777
>>67856888
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>>67856445
>-Every character aside from batman could use more work on their motives and development

Not really. Superman was developed through scenes, not words. Lex pretty much stated his motives every single time he was on screen.
WW was WW. She's an Amazon warrior who likes fighting, that's pretty much it.

Other than that, I agree with everything and I really liked this movie.

In my opinion, the movie is a solid 7,5/10. My favourite capeshit.
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>>67856991
this is like when people say that retards are actually smarter than us and that we just don't understand them
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>>67856646
Its still capeshit.
What, you think just because it has pleb-tastic, skin-deep symbolism and "themes" it stops being capeshit?
The end-all be-all of 2deep4u capeshit was Watchmen the comic, which Snyder somehow managed to butcher into a generic action blockbuster when he made that abortion of a movie. You think him copying Watchmen and making what the original movie should've been tonally in BvS somehow makes it "kino" or whatever buzzword you retards have clung to in the last week?
BvS is garbage and the themes and ideas it presents are nonsense because they have absolutely no value to them past speculative navel-gazing from neckbeards who spent all their lives reading pop garbage comics and now thirst for something with intellectual weight but are too weak to understand or comprehend anything unless it stars people from that pop garbage delivering soliloquies on their actions.
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>>67856950
>Guardians of the Boxoffice
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>>67857069
No, it's saying "stupid people won't appreciate this because it's too intelligent for them." You're creating a false comparison because you can't actually debate what I've actually said, because what I've actually said is absolutely true.
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Without replacing Snyder or anything in the script, could this movie have been better if it had been edited more competently?
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>>67857145
there's honestly a good movie in there somewhere
probably have to cut out some shit though
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>>67857145
Yes
A lot of shit could've been taken out and other stuff put in.
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>>67857127
that's a very clever troll, buddy

>>67857145
>a better movie
>"Without replacing Snyder"
nope
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>>67857261
>being completely right and busting a dumb anon's bullshit is "trolling"
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>>67856494
That goes to show how bad BvS is.
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>>67856777
Holy shit didn't even notice the digits. 777 confirms someone needs to reverse that gif for chekum purposes.
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>>67857127
You haven't said anything other than state your position.

You believe stupid people won't appreciate this because it's too intelligent for them. That is not an argument, that is a position. You have yet to make an argument.

Go ahead, anon. I'm waiting.
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>>67856888
DC's turn :D

good:
...

bad:
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman
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>>67857145
This is a funny gif man, I really like it!
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>>67857996
>no TDK and TDKR
Nice try
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>>67857996
>Man of Steel
>bad

Its better than all the marvel shit combined.
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>>67855749
they're entertaining, but I'm not sure I'd watch again any of them bar Iron Man, Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant-man.
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>>67857079
>unbreakable doesn't exist
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>>67858024
>TDKR
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honestly, I prefer AoU to first Avengers. literally the only bits I disliked were the retarded Thor in water scenes.

>good
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
The First Avenger
The Winter Soldier
Thor
Ant-Man

>bad
Avengers
The Dark World
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Incredible Hulk
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>>67855205
BvS and the like get shit on more than Marvel because Marvel doesn't take itself too seriously, and the critics see that.

DC tries to be "film" and fails so fucking horrible like the tryhards that they are, and the critics see this too... and rate it how they'd rate "film" of that poor quality.
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>>67858024
well since we are doing only cinematic universes, TDK, TDKR, BB, X Men movies, Spiderman movies etc are all omitted.

do you want to go down that road? :3

>>67858030
>my opinion is better than all other audience reviews and critic reviews
okay bud ;)
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>>67858208

So we can agree that TDK is one of the best films ever made? ;)
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>>67858203
They're all "films" anon, some of them just make some minimal effort. You can withhold credit from BVS for failing in this effort, but you can't reward Marvel for not making the effort in the first place. It amounts to "hurr durr i was being retarded on purpose"... yep but you're still a retard
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>>67858278
yes, obviously. though I am a marvel faggot TDK is easily one of the greats.
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>>67855205
ITT
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>>67856777
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>>67858325
This is such a dumb picture.
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>>67857145
This vid looks like horse shit, every clip I see is worse than the last. Fuck you Snyder!
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>>67858325
>ITT marvel shills with micropenises

Makes sense
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>>67855205
>my autistic superhero movie is better than your one

It's all capeshit, the bottom of the feces barrel, who cares?
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>>67858357
>>67858383
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>>67856888
Viking man movies are GOAT
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>>67858419
no one's mad here but you just sayin'
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>>67855980
Top kek
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To be honest DC has always been criticized harsher than Marvel from what I've seen.
Saying this as a Marvel fan by the way.
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>>67858294
Sorry I guess I should have said "kino"
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>>67858517
Please elaborate or provide examples
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>>67858419
>marvel shill posts a picture of a frog with a micropenis getting his dick sucked
>thinks I'm mad that he has a micropenis

Top kek
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Does anyone have the full image of OP's image?
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You know what i loved about this movie? It makes so many, so fucking many people show that they really don't know anything about films and that they are ok with being polarized for stupid reasons and assume every criticism comes from a rival group than accepting something they like might be bad.
For real, i thought that only applied to politics, sports and religion, my bad, i shouldn't underestimate people abilities to act like pretentious idiots.
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>>67858584
keep crying
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>>67858557
I dunno man, it's just a couple years back I'd see somebody bash DC for not being progressive enough and then turn around and praise Marvel while DC was putting a lot more effort into trying to be progressive and Marvel was just vapid shallow pandering.
I didn't bother to save any evidence because I didn't imagine I'd be bringing it up again on a Mongolian serial drama forum.
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>>67858340
YEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

THANK YOU
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>>67858535
My point is that terms like kino and film present false dichotomies. They are all the same mediim. Marvel films are not in some special category that makes them immune to criticism.
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>>67855205
Marvel is unquestionably better
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A movie having jokes and a movie being underwhelming are not inherently linked.

Why is this board so obsessed with turning comic book movie discussion into "us vs. them" tribalism shitstorms?
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>>67859095
Because one side can't stop gloating.
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>>67858383
>>67858584

He has a micropenis and he is still cucking DC in that picture. What's more pathetic, having a micropenis or getting cucked by a guy that has one?

Either way, you still look like a bitch that got cucked.
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>>67859121
That's because our side makes real movies.
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What's worse, a pile of smelly shit or a pile of smelly shit with cool shades and a bowtie that talks about what life is like being a pile of shit?
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>>67859198
to be fair a pile of shit that dresses up and talks would have a rather large audience online, it might even be amusing.
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>>67855205
Of course it's true, Diseny movies are not that good. Do you remember Frozen? It's a mediocre movie and yet still spectacular reviews.

Disney pays for good reviews, this isn't a mystery.
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>>67859144
>Ha! Yeah! Our side rules! xD

oh my god please kill yourself
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>>67859365
truth hurts
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BvS is the first real movie for comic fans in a long time.

Every Marvel movie now is just a memefest for reddit autists to circlejerk over.

The fact that people called is convoluted, confusing and that there were "too many characters" is hilarious. Look at Age of Ultron and tell me that wasn't a convoluted disaster with sideplots that went no where and a mainplot that was completely nonsensical. But hey, at least it had witty quips, right?
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>>67856290
>Objective opinion

Ayy lmao
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>>67859365
Are you saing DC makes good movies? Because they don't. Gokill YOURSELF DCuck.
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>>67856445

this is my opinion too but I'm afraid to get involved in this AUTISMAL capeshit war you nerds have going on
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>>67859391
The fact that there are actual teenage comic book publisher cheerleaders/loyalists/tribalists is depressing as fuck.

The fact that you even know which heroes belong to which company is reason enough to cut your dick off
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Blame the hack Nolan more than Marvel for brainwashing the plebs into not getting this movie
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>>67859517
No, I'm not

What I'm saying is that saying "our side" when referring to a fucking Movie Franchise is one of the most idiotic, childish things I have ever seen

Almost as fucking stupid as calling me a "DCuck"
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>>67859391
>pssh, nothin personal, kid. truth hurts

Are you 13 years old, or what?
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>Save MUH ARTHUR

Wait, who was Arthur?
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>>67859144
>our side
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>>67859719
That kid looks like a Dccuck, not a Marvel fan
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Marvel got their universe off the feet so they can make all the shit movies they want and people will still see them.
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>>67855205
Marvel has made 12 movies that are generally considered classics. In a row. What does DC have? Dark Knight, and honestly, I've seen it, it's not that great. It's overally long and depressing, Bale sounds like a jackass, Heath Ledger is the only good thing about it.
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>>67856995

(You)
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>>67859977
>classics

Ha.
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>>67858125
unbreakable did not have Bruce Willis in spandex.
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>>67860100
Ha yourself, faggot, they have never had a flop, critically or financially. Even movies like Thor 2 are more memorable than like 90% of the Batbitch movies, which is the only thing DC has going for it.
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>>67860473
Still aren't classics bud, just well selling flicks
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>>67856445
>+Lex
>-Lex
lol
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>>67856445
i agree, but i think it will go up with the Snydercut
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>>67859977
>marvel has already produced 12 classics
>this is what someone with the attention span of a small rodent actually believes
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>>67860526
Than what do you consider a classic? BvS? BAtman and Robin? Fuck yourself, troll. If a movie is beloved by critics, fans, and is generally accepted to be the best movies of it's genre, ya I think it is a classic.
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>>67860473
what the fuck is wrong with you

what compels you to say such stupid shit as "Batbitch" and take so much pride in movies making money?

Literally, what the fuck are you so happy about?
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>>67860606
Don't worry, I be this asshole liked X-men Wolverine better than Deadpool. He has no idea what good movies are if they bit him in his DCuck pussy.
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>>67860650
That I know what good movies are. Unlike you. Fuck off, snyderbitch
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>>67855596
>not making a billion means a movie is shit

i know its tv but jesus christ
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>>67860758
>mfw this kid is completely serious
>and says stuff like "Snyderbitch"
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>>67860650
I bet this guy thought Catwoman was "lol hurr durr totes awesome hurr durr" too.
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>>67860606
I'm not defending DC you delusional drone; Your idea that any marvel movie besides Iron Man will be seen as a classic is completely laughable though,
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>>67860473
>Even movies like Thor 2 are more memorable than like 90% of the Batbitch movies
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There was once a boy named Ben Affleck


He died, check 'em.
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>>67859977
Go ask any normie to tell you in best detail they can about any Marvel film, I guarentee the majority couldn't tell you much, not even the names of characters who aren't on a poster.
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>>67860826
What? You want to PMW or are you just gonna meme like a redditer?
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>Marvel has 21 movies
>DC just has 2 movies
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>>67860863
You mean a normie like you?

>DCucks being mad about their hurr durr smybolism being dumb
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ITS THE CRITICS AND GENERAL AUDIENCE THAT ARE WRONG.

lets just ignore the nolan trilogy.
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>>67860918
>are you just gonna meme like a redditer?
>batbitch
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>>67861011
The nolan triogy is boring and overrated. Heath Ledger is the only good thing about any of those movies, and surprise surprise, it's because he's the only one thats even remotely funny. I wonder why people like him the best? Hmmm
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>>67861011

The critics and audience were wrong. BATMAN BEGINS is clearly better than THE DARK KNIGHT. Clearly.
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>>67861095
Okay, I guess you can't. Bye Bye fucker. Go to the comic shop so you can read some more DC and leave the Internet to smart people.
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>>67861102
>>67861126
Stop
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>>67861145
He had nothing to say to that. Haha pussy bitch.
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>>67861148

The Dark Knight has no fucking style, m8, and Batman was shit in it. It's just a fucking cop movie starring Batman. Batman Begins really felt like a GOAT Batman movie with a very distinct Gotham and everything.
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>>67861145
>>67861245

... what
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>>67861245
He's busy laughing at "mh dickbutt memes"
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>>67855205
Few Marvvel movies are "shit". There are a number that are mediocre, the only "shit" ones I can think of are Thor/2 and Hulk. Even stuff like Iron Man 3 was "okay".
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>>67861299
Okay, more one word responses. DOn't hurt yourself, doctor.
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>>67861332
How can you call them mediocre? THey're loved by critics and audiences alike. They are all pretty good, m8
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>>67855205
>Granted, BvS is bad
There's your fatal mistake son. BvS is exceptional and a love letter to film and art lovers.
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>>67861353
there are several people in this thread that are simply amazed at your levels of faggotry

i can't even describe to you how amazed I am someone like you actually exists
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>>67861409
Uh huh. More huurpy duurpy muh symbolism. God whya re DCucks so sad?
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>>67860992
>They don't like Marvel, must be a DCuck!
Both of you are two sides of the same shitty coin. You're both obnoxious, and all your movies suck. DC tries to push too much in movies, and Marvel films are generic blockbuster formula garbage. Stop acting like either of you are superior.
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>>67861353
How old are you?
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>>67861432
Good. Im happy you can feel good about something because it sure as hell isn'tDC "movies"
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>>67861456
Fuck off if you are honestly defending DC older than you faggot.
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>>67861491
Why even bother talking to them, they're clearly shitty people who watch DC
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>>67861491
Answer the question
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>>67861145

>Bye Bye fucker
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>>67861587
Why don't you, faggot. Why do you want to know so bad? What, want me to be 12 or somethig so you can fap to me? b is that way, idiot.
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>>67855644
This, plus there's a fuckton of capeshit already, so each additional movie is going to get criticized more harshly if it shits the bed, which BvS did. The market is oversaturated. Marvel will not be able to keep spamming movies with the same success rate unless they improve their quality.
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>>67861601
Great response. So enlightening. Thanks.
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>>67861663
He doesnt have to, he's obviously 13 if he liked BvS
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>>67861742

Got em!
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>>67861742
>>67861690
>>67861560
>>67861491
>>67861442
>>67861389
>>67861288
>>67861288
This is why Marvel makes so much money. Their fanbase is literally retarded.
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>>67861802
>what you look like looking at Batman v Superman slash fiction
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>>67861810
>marvel fans
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>>67861849
https://youtu.be/LGaD4Ienq3k?t=6s
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>>67861245
>>67861288
>>67861353
>>67861442
>>67861465
>>67861560
>>67861742
>>67861849

>tfw you will never recover from these weapon-grade bantz
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>>67858475
Thor 1 is meh, Thor 2 is utter shit
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The asspain never stops
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The Thor movies are chick flicks. If you like them that means you have a vagina.
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>>67859977
>Marvel has made 12 movies that are generally considered classics
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>>67861950
More reaction pictures. Clever.
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>>67859977
>>67860473
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>>67862013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg83RRbNICI
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>>67862061
STOP, ALL THESE CLEVER REACTION PICS ARE HURTING MY PRIDE. I HOPE WE DON'T GET SUED BY THE FINE BROS
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>>67862142
someone is triggered
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>>67862022
havent seen anything worthwhile since 2011 desu
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It seems that people imply criticism in Marvel movies with "quips" because they're trying to articulate that by virtue of Marvel movies not aiming as high with their importance, they're inherently worse than movies like MoS and BvS. But there's nothing wrong with just being a competently put together action movie. People seem to forget that there are a lot of Marvel movies people don't like. Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Thor 1, Thor 2, and Age of Ultron all stand out as Marvel movies with lukewarm critical reception. People who like BvS are hung up on an aggregate score instead of looking at the fact that BvS' average score is a 5/10. Thor 1's average score is a 6.7. Thor 2's average score is a 6.8. Age of Ultron's score is a 6.7. Iron Man 2's score is a 6.5. These movies barely skated by on the "fresh" rating while aiming to be dumb, "FUN" action movies.

But BvS doesn't want to be a dumb, fun action movie. And people are right to criticize critics who mark the movie lower because it isn't "fun," but BvS is also fucking terrible at being a movie with higher aspirations. Not to say it's all bad, but its approach to constructing a storyline where people let their fears and inadequacies in the face of tangible evidence of a higher power push them to do terrible things to validate their own existences is fucking rife with problems. It struggles to ground its themes in its characters and basically refuses to let them interact with each other until the big, dumb action scene at the end. Its symbolism is blunt and obvious to the point that the movie feels fucking pretentious. It also wants to make the story mythic in proportions and tone, so it jumps all over the place to colorful locales with an enormous ensemble cast without any consideration given to pacing. The movie has ADHD as it jumps around trying to set up 4 different plot lines that it wants to converge and tie up at the end in the sloppiest way possible. It is a mess of a movie with some bright spots.
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>>67859144
CAN I GET A AMEN
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>grown men being "loyal" to a comic book company
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>>67862316
""""""""""""grown"""""""""""" man
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>>67860473
Your whole post
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BvS was pretty good, holy fuck. It has is fair share of flaws but it's not a bad movie.
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>>67862477
It's terrible.
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>>67862638
Nope.
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>>67862638
your moms terrible
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>>67856777
>triple seven trips
>best trips
checked and kekked.

>>67856888
good trips. checked.
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>>67856777
Checked
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>>67862658
Yep.
>>67862676
Your Martha's terrible.
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>>67862828
My 5 says otherwise
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>>67861663
I want to know if you're 12 so the mods ban you so the board will be rid of your stupidity
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>>67862853
Guess you lose.
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third and last time

First off, i thought movie was meh. 6/10 only because of Batman and first half was decent. Not as bad as the media wanted it to be, but also nowhere near as good as it was hyped, which was expected. Script was bad + fan service, directing was bad, editing was poor, character motivation is severely lacking, plot holes etc. Now I'll volunteer the things that could've made the movie better, these are the major things:

First and foremost; don't make this movie, make Superman 2 and Batman movies, maybe even WW stand alone movie and then Dawn of Justice. After that introduce characters movie by movie ffs. Although half of the movies are bad, Marvel at least had the patience to set it all up.
>Put way more space between Metropolis and Gotham, one on West coast and the other on East coast. (I always thought Metropolis was San Francisco and Gotham New York). That way the interaction between Bats and Supes would be nonexistent untill a certain (boiling) point.
>Don't show Waynes getting murdered and other shit, we all know it by heart by now FFS. When they showed it the second time in the movie I couldn't believe it
>Show WW only as a „civilian“ , a tease (unless you already had a WW movie), what we got was unnecessary
>No bleak, Darkseid future, cut that scene out. It's unnecessary
>Pa Kent 's ghost / vision / whatever was needles, cut it out. It's completely unnecessary
>Flash should've appeared with a warning at the very end or in after credits scene, if at all
>Breaking into totally unguarded server room and hacking …that was really bad, should've been more Mission Impossible-ish. Nobody leaves top secret data unguarded
>let Bruce watch the videos of other „metahumans“ , show more detective skills that way, I dunno, something
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>>67863021
>Show Batman reconnaissance LexCorp and then stealing the Kryptonite, I wanna see that shit, fuck you, you lazy screenwriting hacks!. Make it a stealthy ninja process and then get him discovered and fighting his way out, you incompetent turds. The chase scene for Kryptonite is actually moot.
>That Africa massacre / bullet / blame Superman subplot was wtf, change it or cut it out, even without it the overall story wouldn't be different. It's only there to give Loise more screen time and make her relevant. Which brings me to the next point
> Don't try to make her super important. It's forced and no one is interested in her, even worse, she's just a damsel in distress. Maybe if she was written better and portrayed by another actress, but not as she is now.
>Lex getting a hold on all that space tech and, Zod's body is ludicrous (not to mention HACKING into Kryptonite AI computer, cloning facilities etc); it wouldn't happen without militar supervision, but if it did had to, make it to movie, make it a subplot and part of the next movie, no need for Doomsday right here, right now. Also that totally unguarded spaceship wreck in the Indian Ocean…holy fuck.
>Doomsday was wasted, just make B vs S as the main fight, especially if you namet he fucking movie Batman v Superman and if they fight, make it more sensical; that Martha Clark kidnapping/blackmail was dumb; Clark could've explained the situation to Bruce in a few seconds. The fight was forced. Save the Doomsday for MoS 2 where he „kills“ Superman and in MoS 3 „resurrect“ space Jesus to defend us against Brainiac with the help of other JL members.
Speaking of wasted; Jason Mamoa is perfect for Lobo. Damn shame.
P.S. Batman killing is an improvement on the character; during the existence of the character he killed longer than he didn't. That no-kill policy is only good for childish, soap-opera comics.
My 2 cents nobody asked for
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>Lex Luthor, the smartest man in the world, tries to frame Superman by shooting people

???
???????
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>>67863154

Goddamn it. People are getting too dumb.
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>>67862828
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
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>>67863021
>>67863048
>ITT: How to make a movie significantly worse than the one Hack made

>I always thought Metropolis was San Francisco and Gotham New York
Well you thought wrong autismo
>Don't show Waynes getting murdered and other shit, we all know it by heart by now FFS. When they showed it the second time in the movie I couldn't believe it
The scene took like 5 minutes and it was the opening credits. They showed it again hoping that fucking idiots like you would understand why Batman was triggered by Martha. Clearly, it didn't work because most of the GA is that stupid
>Show WW only as a „civilian“ , a tease (unless you already had a WW movie), what we got was unnecessary
Lets have our character with a huge heart ignore a potential world ending monster, im sure the fans will love that right?
>Pa Kent 's ghost / vision / whatever was needles, cut it out. It's completely unnecessary
Jesus christ this board is autistic some times
>Show Batman reconnaissance LexCorp and then stealing the Kryptonite, I wanna see that shit, fuck you, you lazy screenwriting hacks!. Make it a stealthy ninja process and then get him discovered and fighting his way out, you incompetent turds. The chase scene for Kryptonite is actually moot.
They were building up hype for the actual Batman scene with Martha.

I'm just gonna stop here
Your 2 cents is literal fucking shit and I honestly pray to god that you are never let anywhere near a camera and the batman and superman characters.
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>the marvelcucks itt
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>>67855644
>kids movies should not be judged harshly
people like you is why we have a Transfromers cinematic universe and Smurfs and Chipmunks and Spy Kids franchises
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>>67857047
>Lex pretty much stated his motives every single time he was on screen.
What were his motivations? He hated superman. Why? Because god didn't intervene back when Daddy beat him? Boohoo.

It made no sense. Lex was horribly executed. It was a mess all around.

The reason for batman and superman fighting is stuipid. Bats I get, but Superman has to be blackmailed, and could've quickly said: "Lex has my mom, help me save her". He didn't even fucking try.
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>>67855205
>Someone spent time making this
Why are you autistic psychotics so obsessed with fighting this comic book war? It isn't civil I'll tell you that.
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>>67856290

Agreed, and Critics have deemed DC the purest of Kino
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>>67864057

He hates batman too. He is trying to get him convicted the first half of the movie and when he tries to explain it to him, Batman start kicking the shit out of him
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>>67863563
This level of defending and apologizing is mind boggling; you're a true fan, am I right? Others "just don't get it".
Son, I understand you love your comics and movies based on it, but you should curb your autism.
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>>67863563
>literal fucking shit

Using literal / literally / etc

Why did you skip classes anon?
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>>67863563
I hope DC is actually paying you. How can you be such a deluded fanboy?
Look, the movie flopped, I really tried to like it, I hoped it would be good, but it was a mess.
You're trying to sell a jar of piss under granny's peach tea
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Checkmate ;)
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>>67860606
>>67859977
>>67860473
Underage, everyone. How naive do you have to be to be bought into this shit? The only classic movie is Iron Man if anything due to the fact that if it wasn't successful we wouldn't be force fed movie filler shit like IM3/Thor2/Ultron.
You can continue sucking Marvel's dick though.
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>>67855462
>>67855644
/thread.
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>>67864697
>complainging about the use of "literally"
go back to r e d d i t kiddo
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>>67860782
The sequels wont make half of that. It made bank based on what people expected to see. Then when word of mouth got hold it went to shit. Now they know better.
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>>67864836
BASED
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>>67855644
like the sw prequels? it's for kids guys, ignore how shit they are
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>>67865269
Nice meme spouting, it's not my fault you are illiterate.
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>>67865521
>it's for kids
>that's why it involves political debate, taxes, execution, and the death of countless children
>but the cartoon bunnyman makes it for kids
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>>67858030
Nice bait.
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>>67858278
The. Best.
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>>67857091
both good films. I don't see your point.
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>>67856777
Observed.
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>>67855893
>This. Zack snyder and David goyer aren't talented enough to balance comic book and serious
Sorry but Nolan managed to accomplish it and he's a hack the same as the aforementioned. Also, watchmen managed to do it with ease.

This has nothing to do with talent.
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>>67865971
>cartoon bunnyman

?
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>>67856325
Xbox is the best for sure.
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>>67864395
updated
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>>67867060
>xbox
>not Wii U

LOL
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>>67868155
and this isn't even including Justice League: Flashpoint or Justice League: War, arguably the 2 best animated DC movies to date
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