>it's quiet
>too quiet
>did you hear that?
>Hear what?
>... exactly
This is perfectly acceptable if they're in a jungle or an urban inhabited area.
>>67852993
the jani is behind me isn't he?
>>67853138
>Don't say his name, you'll curse us all!
>Arthur theme starts playing
>characters look at each other
>RUN
>>67852966
>It's Raph
>Yeah, a little too Raph.
>it can smell your fear
>>67853192
>when I say run, we run
SOMEEEEEPEOPPPLEEE!!! once told me the world is going to roll over me I am not the sharpest tool in shrek's shed
>>67852993
I hate these dumb frogposting memes but this one genuinely triggers me.
>>67854019
and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
>It's time for plan b
>That was out plan b
>>67854231
>WHAT HAPPENED TO PLAN A?
>THAT WAS PLAN A.... AND B!
>How do I know I can trust you?
>You can't
>"Stay calm"
>"I am calm"
>"I was talking to myself"
>it's easter
>it's what??
>You talking to me?
>YOU TALKING TO ME?
>scene where character is nervous
>he goes to light up a cigarette
>his hand holding the lighter is trembling slightly
>character says his last words and then dies
>main character calls him by his name
>main character screams this name
>zombie apocalypse
>uninfected people are killing themselves because they are greddy as fuck suddenly
>WHAT YEAR IS IT???
>are you sure about this?
>no
>>67857407
>war/apocalypse/breakup/whatever
>it ... changes people
>have you ever flew this thing before?
>only once... on a simulator!
>OH BOY HERE WE GOOOOOO
>time travelling is the main plot point
>two characters travel through time
>arrive at destination
>look around
>"where are we?"
>"no, WHEN are we?"
>"We should call reinforcements!"
>"...We ARE the reinforcements."
>mario's a nigger
>"We need to rescue the president and you are the only man who can do it"
>>67858254
>"i won't do it, sarge, you know i retired"
>>67858320
>"This is your last assignment and then it's all over!"
>"don't look now, but..."
>other character proceeds to look immediately
>>67858431
LOL
>>67858431
>don't look down!
>he looks down
>why'd you tell me not to look down, everybody looks down when you tell them not to look down!
>that WAS plan B!
>one characther about to capture the bad guys
>on his way back to the Headquarters with the prisoners
>the villain SOMEHOW breaks free>crashes the planeno survivors
Every god damn time
>character does something embarrassing
>everyone goes OWWWWW
>dog covers his eyes with paws
>>67859129
thisssss fuck that's so crink
>character throws item off screen
>*cat scream*
>>67859376
Dog Covering eyes with paws:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/animals-covering-their-eyes_n_1879278.html
Movie List (In Order of Appearance):
The Cat in the Hat (2003)
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
K-9 (1989)
Zookeeper (2011)
Dunston Checks In (1996)
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Look Who’s Talking Now (1993)
Cool Dog (2010)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Evan Almighty (2007)
American Pie (1999)
Hotel for Dogs (2009)
George of the Jungle (1997)
Furry Vengeance (2010)
Beethoven’s 2nd (1993)
George of the Jungle (1997) – second clip
Andre (1994)
Top Dog (1995)
Bingo (1991)
The Little Rascals (1993)
K-9 (1989) – second clip
>>67859376
isnt it annoying to click all that shit for a 'jok'
>>67859717
Who says I'm joking?!
>>67859848
come on man..
here, listen to this sonk and enjoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd1mRXkwUrA
>loud scene/people loudly talking
>character tries to quiet everyone down
>keeps trying until the shy/quiet character yells something vulgar or QUIEEEEET
>noise stops
>>67857500
>Do you know how to use this thing?
>Yeah I played it in a videogame before
>>67859491
that shit right there. i'd make a parody of that scene.
character is in somewhere like and he throws his item/anything, we hear a cat scream and trashbin crash
>IN THIS DEPARTMENT,WE PLAY BY THE BOOK
>THAT'S IT KOWALSKI, YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE
>YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON KOWALSKI BUT GODDAMN IF WE HAD EVEN A DOZEN OF YOU WE COULD GET THIS CITY CLEAN IN NO TIME
>Guy gets hit by bullet
>Blood exits the wound
When will this trope end?
>Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh guys..... You might wanna come have a look at this
>>67859491
>>67861209
This is usually quite self-aware, though. I'm not sure if it falls into the same category as these other ones. It seems like the Wilhelm scream to me.
>"we gotta use an EMP to.."
>"What's EMP?"
>come with me if you want to live
Always makes me want to die
>BE CAREFUL ITS A TRAP!
>use bombs wisely
>>67861872
>character is in somewhere like and he throws
>character is in somewhere like desert* and he throws
fuck, i am so autistic
>like my father before me, his father before him...
>Where's the back up!?
>I'M IT!
>"make each shot count"
>headshots on every use of a gun
>>67852966
>It will take too long to do it colonel
>Then I suggest you start doing it now
>scientist explaining shit in scientific terms
>IN ENGLISH PLEASE
>what's plan B?
>RUN!
>it's showtime
>>67862631
>I've got bad news and good news; *gives bad news*
>what's the good news?
>that was the good news!
>No, no, no, no, NO! I’m not going.
>Cut to them going.
>>67861082
>Where did you learn to drive !?
>Grand theft auto.
dumb frogposter
>We're not gonna make it!
>They make it
Why do we even watch movies/tv anymore lads... We're rewarding lazy behaviour
>aliens
>>67854231
>What's plan B?
>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
>>67858414
>"Ok. But one condition. I work alone"
>>67861345
>but sir, I bought this gun
>now give me the (X)
>wait, i thought you had it!
>problem arises
>problem is solved
Who the fuck writes this tripe
>horror movie
>member of the group goes missing
>it's established, at this point, that the characters know there is a monster lurking about
>someone hears the voice of the missing character call out to them, but instead of screaming, it's creepy and nonchalant, and really wants to show them something
>this is the missing character, in a monster movie, who anyone wtih half a bain would question why they weren't freaking out
>the character breaks away from the group, without alerting them, and follows the voice
IT'S THE MONSTER, YOU DUMB FUCK!
>what do we do now?
>we wait
>>67863552
>cut to them waiting
>"well this sucks"
>But if you're here then....
>Oh no!
>>67863196
>Not this time, you can't do this on your own
>We're a lot more alike then you think!
>IM NOTHING LIKE YOU!
>>67857407
well, there is nothing implausible about this one
>>67863656
>I have to, he took something from me. This is personal.
>But if he's in there
>and we're out here
>and we're in here
>and he's out there
>and he's the sheriff
>ya know how to use one of these things?
>no
>just follow my lead
>I was, uhhhh, wondering if you wanted to, errrr, if you're interested, uhhhhh
>shut up and kiss me
>my hands are dirty
>so are mine
Every fucking time.
I AIN'T THE TARPEST SHOOL IN THE SHED
>>67863742
>"No, listen, the president belongs to the people, it's not personal. You can't carry all that weight on your own"
>>67863745
>>67863742
>KOWALSKI THAT'S AN ORDER SMITH WILL HELP YOU LOCATE HIM
>IF YOU FAIL, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
>>67863839
>just try to stay out of my way, kid
>>67863486
>boxing match
>someone wins
I'm sick of this shit.
>movie has a plot
Wow, so fucking original.
>haang on!
I kinda want to watch a movie made entirely of cliche though....
>Now THAT'S what I call (X)ing!
>>67864471
Kung Fury kinda did this.
>>67854060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anS1gd6_qXs
>No, No, No!
>There is no way I'm wearing a dress
>Not in a million years
>>67862752
>You could torture me for the rest of my life, and kill everyone I've ever loved, but I am NOT putting on that dress
>next shot is him wearing a dress looking only slightly annoyed
>>67864471
I know it's parody, but still.
>Black Dynamite
>>67864513
is she an acteress? what show is this from and where can i watch it?
![dc_trinity_sept_9_2013_by_shatteredweb-d6lqeet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DFdqE50.jpg "dc_trinity_sept_9_2013_by_shatteredweb-d6lqeet[1].jpg")
> Is she with you?
> I thought she was with you?
>>67864924
Looks like a cosplay to me.
post your application forms. Rate.
>>67864961
>I'm a friend of your son's.
>>67853905
my favourite scene in any movie, ever
>>67853905
This is always the first thing I think of when I hear the "too quiet" line.
>>67865086
>I'm a friend of your wife's son
>freeze frame
>So this is me
>>67861927
Peppy was the best side character.
>>67865378
>>67862752
>are you crazy?! I'm not going in there!
>"group leaves character behind"
>"loud animal noises"
>out off my way you slowpokes!!
>We gotta go
>RUUUUN
>*MacDonalds add starts playing*
>>67865023
Just sent mine!
But i won't show it...
What if i get selected? Any suggestion?
>>67863658
>STANDING HERE
>I REALIZE
>YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'D BOTH AGREE
>THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!
Cringe.
>>67865023
>First name
>Bill Wilson
>>67858254
>president is rescued
>Son, I don't know who you are but ...
>suspense scene
>*brrghh*
>"What was that?"
>"Sorry, my stomach. Just ate 12 tacos for breakfast"
>*BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH*
>"P-please tell me that was your stomach again"
>characters turn around slowly
>huge monster behind them
>>67862752
>we are NOT doing the super villain shuffle!
>Can you hack it?
>hack it? I designed it!
>>67866722
>rapid key typing
>I'm in
Let's see what this baby can do
>hero and villain are battling
>villain gets the upper hand when the hero is badly wounded/incapacitated
>villain starts monologuing about how much better he is and his plans
>gets killed by the hero's friend/former bad guy turned good guy at the last moment
![051a7dbb7bb180233216126649694f2957751e-wm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9taTxoW.jpg "051a7dbb7bb180233216126649694f2957751e-wm[1].jpg")
>Everyone makes mistakes.
>It's how we live with those mistakes that make us who we are.
>"You fight like a girl!"
>"Thank you!"
>>67859491
i laugh every time
>ive never seen code like this!
>hes too fast!
>fire boss
>"IT'S GOING TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE!!!"
>>67862752
Has a movie ever done this and then cut to him not going. I would actually laugh
>protag has sex with a girl
>she has an orgasm
>>67868316
>main character says hi to a girl
>cut to them in bed fucking
>car chase
>They are closing in on a railroad with a train going full speed
>Protags make it over just in time before the train
>antagonists have to brake and wait for the train to pass or chrash
![2uggef9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yYPk5t3.jpg "2uggef9[1].jpg")
>>67868342
>>67868316
>protag just meets girl
>he's shirtless
>She starts giggling and looking at the ground, blushing.
>>67864158
> movies with no plot often called pretentious and insta-bad
Is there no winning?
>>67864471
Cabin in the woods?
Mostly
>>67868737
Literally every single movie ever made longer than five minutes has a plot, so that never happens.
>>67868806
>What is Lost Highway
>>67858320
>"I told you, I don'tdo that anymore. I gave it up long time ago"
>>67859639
Ruh roh!
>>67861345
>the DA's on my ass Kowalski
>>67854828
Walk on home boy
>>67858320
>"what about the rest of the world?"
>"screw this damn world"
>character is about to leave
>turns around and says:
>"what about your daughter, senator? Don't you care about her future?"
>sex scene
>girl doesn't take her bra off
>"Hey what happened?"
>"WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM?"
>bad guys come from around the corner
>"you can't make me do this!"
>he makes them do this
>I'm sorry
>betrays someone
>that I hadn't done this sooner
>>67865378
>>freeze frame
>>So this is me
>camera cuts to a man
>"NO! DOWN HERE!"
>camera transitions to a dog
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Bi3qa2M.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>It's quiet...
>Yeah...a little too quiet.
>It's Raph!
>Yeah...a little too Raph.
>>67869092
