>It's a the patient lies about something until the final 5 minutes episode
>>67850566
>it's a patient believes in god and House insult him for 50 min about it episode
>>67850597
>it's a 2 parter
>its a house feels empathy for the patient and cant make a hard choice
>>67850566
>its we are all Negan episode
real talk though episodes where house isn't in the hospital are some of the best ones
>its a wilson says something completely unrelated at the end to help house episode
>its a wilson scene
>>67851014
What
Does /tv/ not like Wilson?
He's like the one normie friend that all autists are allowed.
>>67850566
>it's an anything past season 3 episode
>it's a Foreman episode
Scrubs is so much better.
>>67851096
lol
>it's an it's not lupus episode
>it's a black man endangers the health of his love interest episode
>it's a house refers to cuddy as having a great cleavage or ass even though shes as flat as a board
>it's a what's going on in one of the Doctors lives is also happening to the patient and is what helps House figure out the illness episode
>>67851168
surely you jest, good sirrah
>it's a bleeding rectum episode
>>67851168
nah c'mon man that's just wrong
>it's a he's not braindead episode
>its a house gets punched off his feet episode
hilarious every time
>it's a house is right and everyone else is wrong episode
>what did you say, "patient lies"?
>foreman, make the patient stand up
>check his butt for another asspull
>I am a great physician
>it's a house is actually wrong to show that he's a real human episode
>>67850597
>>67850626
>its a miracle from God happens and nobody ever brings it up again episode
>it's a patient has a disease that's cured by an over the counter remedy episode
At what season do you think they should have ended this thing?
>>67851305
season 2
>>67851284
Things happening aren't evidence of divine intervention.
>>67851305
Maybe like 5 or 6
the whole thing with house hiring another team was fun and house going to rehab seemed pretty crucial to his character
>it's a house gets addicted to prescription meds and his friends worry about him episode
>it's a cuddys actress gets fired and doesn't ever appear again, not even for the shows finale episode
>kutner comes back as number 9 after he gets fired as number 6
>>67851446
she walked off because they refused to pay her what she wanted
>it's the most annoying character on television is introduced episode
>it's a foreman just shakes his head at house and walks out of the room episode
>>67851496
I enjoyed season 8 for the one episode that was in prison
but man, did it all go downhill
>it's a house sitting in his office holding his cane and squeezing his ball until he comes up with an answer episode
>>67851496
>Implying you wouldn't...
>>67851446
>>67851480
i feel like it fits with the development of her character though she finally figured out that she needs to cut 100% of her ties with house to ever be able to live happily even though she had some kind of attraction to him
>Its a patients are fucking retarded for the rest of my life episode
I should had studied engineering
>its a house isnt in hospital but still ecnounters a fascnating medical puzzle purely by accident
>>67851579
Being this deluded. Almost as deluded as people who think the Huddy relationship would have lasted.
>>67851608
Meant this anon >>67851557
>it's a house does clinic duty and a couple shows up with a problem and it turns out that it's always the woman who is the cause of it because she cheated on her boyfriend/husband episode
>>67851608
idk where the delusion is? it just showed that she's not some drama loving character of a story. it made her seem more real by realizing that you can't always get what you want i.e. house being a responsible adult
ELDER GOD TIER
>Dr. Robert Chase (before he became a mess after killing an African warlord)
GOD TIER
>Dr. Chris Taub
HIGH TIER
>Dr. Allison Cameron
MID TIER
>Dr. Eric Foreman
LOW TIER
>Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley
SHIT TIER
>Dr. Pajeet 'sucide in the loo' Patel
>>67851668
>Foreman anything but last
>>67851668
>high tier
>no foreman who has had enough of houses shit
>>67851608
House changed, he had character development, the actress ruined the arc of the show by walking off.
Women ruin everything, even fiction.
best character rollin through
>>67851726
>>67851741
well who's right here
>>67851749
I don't think you can claim that after house crashes wilsons car into her house
>>67851662
the fact that she would be so absolute in her severance that she wouldn't even attend his funeral
>>67851750
doctor beardface!
>>67851777
No-one, it's just myopinion
>>67851806
it seems like she hasn't been in contact with anyone from her old job. people are allowed to cut ties with old parts of their life. it's not such a wild concept to comprehend.
so we all agree the show has ended after the first episode of season 6, right?
>>67851799
Not anon, but the arc may have been different if they didn't have to plan for her leaving the crew.
>>67851668
You're forgetting that asian doctor who was the absolute worst, and the other cute doctor, and a few others
>>67851843
I'd say maybe like a couple episodes into season 6
where house realizes he can't handle not being a doctor and goes back, just give it more flair
>>67850566
>its a same person is an accomplished surgeon and at the same time specialist in internal medicine in any given field
In reality surgeons are complete shits when it comes to internal medicine or doing anything except cutting someone up.
>>67851919
better than getting hired because you're black and can break into things I guess
>>67850566
is this show actually good? i always catch glimpses of it and it looks cringe-worthy asf, especially the main character, yet people swear up and down it's actually good... should i watch?
>Watch commercial for upcoming House
>the craziest thing House has done yet!
>see the commercial next week for the new episode
>nope, THIS is the craziest thing House has done uet!
>repeat for ever
>>67851919
>>67850566
the show only went on so long cause medical companies paid them to use their new equipment/name drop their drugs in episodes in the later seasons
>>67850566
>it's a you will never touch prime olivia wilde episode
can't wait for it to be over bretheren
>its an its actually lupus this time episode
>it's an anti anti-vaccer episode
>>67851841
Do you think Cuddy would actually be irrational enough to off-grid? Especially in her position, it wouldn't have been difficult for Wilson to find her seeing as 13 and Masters made it.
I remember him going to jail, did he actually stay in there long? I imagine they didn't have the balls to keep him there very long, am i right?
>>67851965
Its okay, the main character is obviously a fedora wearing autismtron but it's more about other characters deal with that
>it's a house accusing medical specialist of being wrong episode
>>67851990
it doesn't matter if they contacted her or not she could just not go it's not like once you find someone they have to go to someone's funeral
>>67852019
He had one episode about it, which is arguably the best episode of season 8
>it's a house calls foreman everything but a nigger episode
>it's a god is dead episode
>>67852050
Should have kept him there for a while senpai, i'd watch that shit
>>67852060
I loved how he straight up says he hired him because he has a criminal record
hilarious
>it's a person inexplicably collapses cold opening
>>67852019
He saved the Presidents life after watching one of his speeches and deducing he had a heart condition and using his phone call to dial the white house to tell him and get pardoned. Not even kidding.
>its a house hallucinates episode
>its a daytime tv show where nothing happens for 25 minutes and then 30 seconds of the main character explaining everything followed by 4 minutes 30 of something funny happening
>its a Cameron cameo in a later season episode
>>67852097
that is exactly what happens and he didn't get paroled
>It's a breaking into the patients house to get to the bottom of things episode.
>its a house brings in 100 possible replacements and slowly fires them episode
>>67851653
The one where he lies about it being a virgin Mary style pregnancy was my favorite. The guys reaction was golden.
show went shit after chase got fired
>>67852144
that series of episodes was bretty good
>it's a pretending the show has an overarching plot finale season
>its a couple comes in after the woman has a seizure in the bathtub and drowns their baby but she lied out her ass and she did it on purpose because of some reason
>it's a give him steroids or give him antibiotics episode, choose wrong and the patient dies episode
>>67851305
>1
They shouldve ended it after the house gets shot hallucination episode
>>67852198
How else would you end the show
a conclusion mostly focusing on wilson makes a lot of sense
>its a finale episode where the show got cancelled after they filmed so the finale is just a regular episode
>>67852031
Holy crap. Now you're saying that even if she were contacted, she wouldn't have wanted to go? What, because she had cut off all ties - as if even a dead House would keep her from moving on?
>it's a House is forced to do clinic hours and solves the case while talking to an idiot episode
>>67852277
but the finale had like a 5 episode buildup
>>67852125
>>67852097
that is beyond Grey's Anatomy incredulity
>>67852329
i didnt mention any particular series
>it's a house gets hit on while doing clinic hours episode
>it's a house pretends to have cancer episode
>its an autistic kid has worms in his eye episode
>>67852333
nah he got put on parole until he fucks up
>Its a someone got sick from having a shitty diet episode
Literally scurvy or the lady that only ate frozen burgers
>>67852492
>>>>>no pickles
>it's a cuddy tries to have a baby episode
>its a wilson character development via a brother that no one knows/cares about episode
>>67851305
5 I think.
After the indian's suicide it all goes downhill
>it's a House fucks his team shit up episode
>it's an i'm trying to type but my cat wants attention and i can't even take a sip of coffee without this asshole trying to headbutt it out of my hand-GODDAMIT KITTY!! episode
>>67853316
I don't remember that one
>>67853316
i'm unfamiliar with this one
>>67853409
Anon confused their real life with a television programme. This kind of scary delusion is becoming more and more common in this digital age.
I liked Scrubs more.
>>67851123
>it's an it's lupus episode
>it's a patient is /a/ episode
I liked this show when i watched it back then, but for god sake this show likes to show 10-25 House close ups each episode
Also, all his problems seem to be fixed when he gets laid so, i guess he is the ultimate autistic 4chan shitposter
>atheist
>makes sarcastic jokes every 5 seconds
>doesn't allow himself to have fun or be happy
>gets laid and all his problems are fixed
>fucks himself up anyway in the end
>>67851168
Lisa Edelstein's ass was fucking pristine, you virgin.
>>67851965
The dude who plays House is actually English and has a pretty thick accent.
:<)
>>67854891
What boards would House post on?
I just watched S5 and started S6 for the first time. It's okay but the switch back to the original team is meh. They're all too old and tired.
>>67854997
/sci/, /o/, /adv/ and maybe /lit/, /news/ or /pol/
>its a house writes on a board how many times he was right and god was wrong episode
>its a house gets shot and the rest is a coma dream episode
>its a house does a surprised expression 5 minutes before the episode ends episode
One day doctor House is in the ER, there is a bad case of sick person.
He ask the people
>How are you feeling
And he say
>i believe god, no vaccine, to sane
But House respond
>but you die
And so they go
>god wont Will me
And doctor is
>ok
And then he get out room but screams loud, he turn back in
>help the doctor
patient is dead
>it was lupus
And then the Doctor home
>it's a Chase gets bitten by an 8 year old boy episode.
>>67851352
>>67851843
wilson buying him an organ when they furnish the condo and house giving a genuine thankful smile is THE perfect last moment
>>67851965
First four seasons are god tier, fifth season is mediocre and then they're shit
>>67855140
>>67854997
/mu/ and /int/
>it's a someone recalling past events getting constantly interrupted by "he said what?" "he was wearing a pirate hat?"
jesus christ, I hated those episodes so much
>it's a taub is a womanizer episode
>>67855566
>it's a Cameron gets hit on by an 8 year old boy episode.
>It's a chase makes out with dying loli episode
>it's a House likes mandrama and monster truck episode
>>67855567
>miracles arent real
>y-youre Hitler!
fucking moron
Episodes with autistics ?
>>67856070
Yo that kid went for the full credit card swipe. I bet he still faps to that memory
>>67851965
first three seasons are good
rest is worthless pap
>>67856138
especially if the actress broke character and had to film multiple takes
>>67856121
>he thinks he was being called hitler and not a fedora tipping atheist faggot
top kek get the fuck out of here newfag
>>67851965
Don't listen to this guy >>67856152 season 4 was awesome, he's just salty the main team breaks up
>>67856176
>top kek
there is literally no better way to announce to everyone "i'm a complete newfag piece of shit"
>>67851965
It's good if you watch an episode every once in a while. If you try to marathon it you'll give up, its SUPER fucking repetitive in the first 3-4 seasons. lt's one of those shows where the main character overhears someone say something in the last 10 minutes that triggers an epiphany that lets him save the day. Later on they stop doing that and actually make jokes about it but yeah...
>>67856070
lewd
>it's a main character blow his head off for no reason and it's never explained episode
>it's a random factor found at patient's house looks like the cause but it actually means nothing episode
>>67856459
Who the hell did that?
>>67856478
Kumar from harold and kumar
>>67852108
Episodes are an hour long.
>it's a Cameron desperately wants to be loved by House because he is damaged episode
>it's a Cameron is into damaged or difficult men episode
>it's a Cameron breaks up with and divorces Chase for killing a man,a decision that ultimately damages him, episode.
Cameron was the worst recurring character of the show.
>It's a parallels with Sherlock Holmes episode
>>67854939
Oy vey
>It's a once a week we deal with a disease that only affects 0.00001% of the population
>>67851284
Episode?
>It's a more doctors than patients have died in this show episode
>it's a shitty excuse to kill off a character episode
>>67856192
this
the whole s4 reality show within a show was great, I loved the first half of that season
>>67851303
Best ones desu
> its a diagnosis a radiologist would make in 5 minutes episode
>>67851799
the whole breakup made no sense and felt absolutely forced
>>67856839
>It's a we get the DNA test results in 10 minutes episode
>It's a we will never know who Moriarty was episode
>>67851168
you blind motherfucker
>>67856241
I literally marathoned the whole show a couple months back
It was fine
>>67855481
underrated post
>>67856985
don't samefag
>>67856557
>mfw I remember Chase killed an African Dictator
>>67850566
>its a patient didn't notice he sat on a tooth pick and has it lodged inside him episode
How? How would you not immediately check what poked you?
>>67857153
Ask your mom.
>>67857196
>It's a 3rd degree burnt patient episode
>>67857282
>its a patient later kills himself nullifying everything that happened during the episode episode
>>67851579
you should have
i've never had a piece of machinery ignore my recommended course of action
>>67851305
Season 5 felt like a nice conclusion
House is finally put in a hospital for his problems
>>67856070
You just know
>>67856241
I agree, can't marathon stuff with a very loose continuity. X-Files was the same.
>It's a clinic scene
>>67856070
can't blame the kid
>>67856070
me on the left
>>67851965
Watch it as Sherlock Holmes but with medicine.
If you can put up with the other characters you're gonna have a decent time at least.
>>67857952
Problem with that though is that you can understand most of the shit going on in sherlock holmes
in house all the mysteries might as well be gibberish to someone not knowing much about medicine
>>67851096
nnnno.
>it's a dumb nigger won't take his sickle cell meds because he thinks House is being racist episode
>>67851123
>it's a it ain't lupus episode
>it ain't lupus starts playing
>>67858275
>while the meds are being given to him by another black man
>It's an Obongo has AIDS but wait it's just cancer episode
>it's a Chase murders an African dictator episode
>>67858275
I quite liked that one.
Usually the "House gives no-nonsense medical advice to foolish clinic patient" are preachy and simplistic.
Hippies feeding their kid on just lentils, soccer mom refusing vaccinations, and so on. The "medicine is racist" one felt like it had more interest to it.
Maybe it's just because they were pointing out that idiocy can still exist in someone who appears to be fighting against racism and injustice, which felt fresh.
>>67858025
>the mysteries might as well be gibberish to someone not knowing much about medicine
I've watched it with a real life Doctor, and it becomes clear that the medicine stuff is pretty heavily fudged. Also that the doctors in the show keep doing really stupid stuff and forgetting to do basic things that would have solved the case in the first 10 minutes.
>>67856516
42 minutes. gotta make them shekels
>>67858529
I didnt like the conclusion to it, which was.lie to him to maintain his delusion
>its a House gets cucked episode
>it's a disease showing symptoms that it simply cannot episode
>it's a two subtypes of a disease washed together episode
>it's a qualified doctors auscultate and do the percussion throught clothes episode
>it's a let's start antibiotic therapy without any clue what we are up against episode
>it's a test for something that couldn't even be because of the ethnicity or the gender of the patient just to turn out 40 minutes later that it actually is the problem
every single time /tv/
>it's a doctor solved a case because he once watched a house episode news article
>>67859550
>>it's a test for something that couldn't even be because of the ethnicity or the gender of the patient
But isn't that part of the point of House's team? Regular doctors would have ruled those things out for those reasons, but House will look at stuff even if it is very rare or close to impossible to appear in a patient of that age, ethnicity or gender
>>67860006
no, i mean something literally impossible.
>>67860072
>implying House can't have the first ever confirmed case of it presenting outside of the usual gender/ethnicity/age
>>67857511
Fucking this
>>67858498
The dumbest plot arc in the whole series
>It's a House stops hiding his Power Level episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRNMjPdei5Q
>it's a House gets a new video game episode
>>67860501
It seems like pandering to the kinda people that watch the show, but it fits his character
this shit was terrible
>>67860571
House was always carrying some kind of Nintendo handheld to work, him playing Pokemon a lot wouldn't be a stretch at all
>>67860501
>pronounced arseus
huh
>>67860695
Oh yeah totally, he is the kinda guy that would try to avoid the clinic while playing on his gameboy
but this is more of an inside joke and not a "look at this adult playin with his handheld while at work"
>>67860501
>what is intertexuality
>>67856070
Remember when Chase kissed a little girl?
>It's a House only became a doctor because his music career failed episode
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkyQPIUetRM#t=9m28s
>>67860836
nice time code linking 4chan
>it's a get me a CT scan, an MRI, a lumbar puncture, and start him on full spectrum antibiotics episode
>>67860898
but it works
>>67860836
I was actually surprised the guy has a whole album of blues songs
>>67860952
fuck read that in his voice
>>67852093
>it's a the writers are trying to be clever so actually the person behind them is the one with the severe medical problem episode
>>67854953
he's playing an american, dummy :^)
>it's a House throws a wicked bachelor party and tries to kill Chase episode
>it's a Cameron doesn't have tits episode
>>67861280
The whole sequence with cut throat bitches hallucinations was some shit
>>67861360
>sequence
never change, /tv/
>it's a Wilson's office gets vandalized episode
>>67861443
how would you phrase it, segment? part?
>>67861486
it was a subplot
>>67861547
That makes sense
>>67860632
good reaction images though
>it's a ragnar gets stabbed in the back by the guy he forgave for being a backstabber episode
>>67861721
>that wasn't antibodies at all
post your face when Wilson won the Housebowl
>>67861957
it was pretty much always going to happen
