Why didn't he ever host SNL?
>>67840962
he's not funny, famous, or talented in any measurable way?
Because Lorne Michaels' nephew got put in prison for 10 years because Tim Allen rolled on him. I shit you not.
DUDE EEEEEEUUUUUUUGGGHHHHA! LMAO
>>67841079
This is honestly the most likely answer, it really amazes me how he managed to reinvent himself as a loving normal dad on tv after all the shit he did in real life.
Biopic when?
>>67841015
This. Tim is known as a snitch and threw people under the bus to save himself.
He's great in Last Man Standing
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>>67841238
Explain?
>>67841284
Not much to explain, Toolman was a coke dealer and ratted on his associates for a reduced sentence.
AUUUUUUAARRRRGHHH?
>>67840999
He was famous as balls, in the 90s.
>>67841283
this is prob the real reason.
he is one of the few outspoken Republicans.
SNL is as liberal as it gets.
>>67843992
he was like that big bang guy x 10
>>67841284
why are two of these posts deleted?
>>67843992
My balls aren't famous, though.
Not yet at least.
>>67844056
the long arm of lorne
>>67844056
the reddit mods banned me and deleted all my posts
>>67846206
Sure they did
>>67841284
google you stupid bitch
>>67846265
hey reddit
Home Improvement is one of the best sitcoms of all times.
Home Improvement is almost as good as Full House.
>>67846652
you shut your whore mouth. Home Improvement is better than that piece of trash. Full House never had great episodes like the Halloween episodes of Home Improvement.
>>67844306
He's not talking about your balls. He's talking about balls in general. Everyone knows about balls.
>>67844017
lorne is a republican and had plenty of republicans including Trump host the show
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
>>67841015
lol
