>Sir we have received a report that you have illegally download copyright movies content. We have a warrant to search your residence and confiscate any digital storage devices.
Shiiiiit. Welp guess I'll just go outside and find enjoyment in nature.
>>67837649
Shut the fuck up Urkel
>>67837649
I wouldn't even open the door.
how can they track downloads?
>>67837649
Magnets
>>67837779
Would rip out my harddrives and stick em in the microwave asap
>>67837796
The same way they track the loads your mum downs m8
>>67837850
Fucking sick burn dude!
>>67837850
>>67837649
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGG
>>67837841
what about the magnet technique?
>>67837879
Hahaha thanks bro just moved here from r\movies
>>67837649
>pasadena police
oh shit...that's where I live.
They never do this. They don't fucking care.
>>67837934
electromagnet, needs to be set up before time. better off having a shotgun trip wire like Saw for the cops to walk into.
Just fight it in court, say nothing to no one until you get a lawyer. Lawyer it up. BETTER CAUL SALL!
Don't say or do anything. It will only incriminate. if they're looking for something, that means they already have something.
>>67837649
Search my house.
But leave the collection of dragon dildos out of it.
>>67837649
>>Sir we have received a report that you have illegally download copyright movies content.
How did you become a cop, Pablo? I'm voting Trump to keep your kind out.
>Magdump ccw
>Grab bugout bag and go innawoods
>mfw I live in a third world country
>>67837649
>Hmm lots of copyright movies
>Whats in that folder titled 'pepes'
>why does this guy have hundreds of pictures of this frog?
>open that folder titled 'bane & for you'
>just hundreds of pictures of the plane scene from one of those batman movies
>we're dealing with a real sicko
>open that folder 'cunnyfu'
>>67838082
Me too
>>67837934
Magnets aren't a reliable way to wipe your drive, and if you have an SSD it won't do anything at all. Your best bet is to have a program that will overwrite everything with a single character on your hard drive, that you can boot from a CD or USB drive. It's not enough that you just delete everything, deleting just removes references until the data is physically overwritten on the hard disk. Once everything is overwritten, your drive won't be able to be read by law enforcement computer forensic investigators.
>>67838222
kek
>>67837649
>>67837841
>tfw not American
>>67837649
>tfw they find your 5TB collection of shemale porn
>it says here you own a TV, but not a TV license
>care to explain?
>>67838652
They don't interview you. They send threatening letters to dead people and drive around in their ghostbusters van.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfHRhXW1hno
They also have no right to bully you
>>67837649
naw officer, I just stream.
this guy knows
>fist bump the sad looking officer
>>67838331
do you even cipher /w:c plebeian
>>67838652
> implying it's fair to pay £150 a year for them to make more Dr Who trash and unfunny sitcoms
Yeah, sure, let me set everything on fire real quick officer :^)
>>67837649
>you have illegally download copyright movies content.
THAT'S A FUCKING LIE. I ONLY DOWNLOAD AND WATCH KINO, YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN PIGS
>>67838652
I use my TV for videogames, officer.
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT!
I DO NOT CONSENT!
I DO NOT CONSENT!
HELP! HELP! IM BEING ATTACKED! I AM A FREE CITIZEN OF THE WORLD AND THIS IS AN ILLEGAL BREACH OF MY RIGHTS!
I DO NOT CONSENT!
>2 c0ps sh0t in the face
wheres the riot?
WHERES THE RIOT?!
THE RIOT
THE RIOT
THE RIOT IN MUH PANTS
>>67837649
>my tax dollars go to filthy pigs "busting" ppl who just want to watch art house kino
fuck this gay earth. they should be targeting exclusively DUDE WEEDERS and immigrant freeloaders
>>67838750
>tv license
The fuck is going on over in euroland?
"Don't you have some underage niggers to go shoot?"
Sure officers just let me make some hotpockets before you come in
>>67838369
Does any of that work?
>>67837982
>this
massive uploaders are a different story but a downloader is jack shit.
Hollywood might try to hassle you but they really can't do jack shit either
will I be arrested for seeding?
>>67839056
>that faggot and his landwhale wife/gf act like retards to the police with their child in the backseat, crying
I raged hard at that video
Imagine if we all went to prison. They would have to build new ones to house all the pirates. Then when you get there it's just a bunch of memers begging to be raped by a big guy.
>>67838331
DBaN takes fucking forever to run though
>warrant from downloading a film
you must be 18+ to post here
>>67838082
me too
>>67839257
>>67839056
I loved that video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBougV1JK4
>tfw I use CCleaner once a day
Come on in officer, the computer is right there
>>67837649
Just to clarify those girls in the videos are asian midgets over 18.
>>67839056
>>67839257
>>67839596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
Go to 15:18 for maximum kek
>>67839724
*facepalm*
>>67840379
/g/ pls go
>>67837841
That's literally destroying evidence. That in itself is a felony ya dingus
ok, let me just wear my underwear first...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo
>>67840342
oh man I remember that video. that dude is such a retard. I hate people that do this shit. Know and use your rights when it's necessary, not for this shit.
>>67840462
it's better than they finding out what i have
>>67840679
what do you have?
What are my fellow pirates downloading rn?
>>67837965
Rich?
The only time this will happen is if you have a Axel Braun tier autist who despises pirates immensely, he personally sued like 4 people from Texas for pirating his pornos but ultimately lost iirc
Part of my job is handling DMCA complaints, reactivating customers internet after I've lectured them. As for the companies sending them out.
5% Music Industry
5% Movies
15% HBO
75% Porn
There's nothing quite like asking a a Christian mother "Did you or anyone in your house download Big Booty Bitches Banging Ballers 17?"
>tfw they bring the battering ram
>>67838082
>>67838259
>>67839388
nigga we all do
>>67841142
do companies really care all that much?
>>67841742
The rightsholders care a tremendous amount. We deal with thousands of these complaints a day.
The ISPs don't give a shit and enforce the DMCA to the absolute bare minimum the law requires.
sure, just move that stack of piss bottles aside
>>67841784
isn't it true that if you don't respond that can't do anything?
I've never gotten a complaint for grabbing a Yify Rip but I got a recent episode of a tv show and I got my first one.
>>67841742
It's worse than another showa goy! Think of the shekels!
>>67840679
why dont you encrypt your computer instead you doofus?
>>67841994
If you don't respond then the onus is on them to take you to court. Which they rarely will do due to A) the cost of it and B) the poor success rate these cases have in court.
>>67841017
you cant be serious
>>67840342
dont taze me bro
>>67841017
a lot of people would shit on you here but fuck them, you're downloading some good movies.
Hope you enjoy, anon.
>>67842033
so would I be safer downloading less recent things?
>>67842143
Typically. We get a lot for cam rips and blu rays the first week they are out. Also Oscar winners.
>>67842114
>thor the dark world
>image.jpg
>>67842143
yes, older stuff they've already made their profits or losses. Torrenting of new material they view as losses to curtail.
Why don't you cucks just direct download mp4 files?
>>67837649
>sure, let me get my phone
>sneaks out
>tosses phone in La Brea tarpits
>>67842176
how do they find out anyway? is TPB pretty much a Honeypot like people say it is?
>>67842186
Thor was alright, just forgettable.
Guardians is fucking fun though.
>>67842274
you know when you torrent you can see the IPs of everyone else torrenting right?
>>67842245
>la brea tar pits
That was an answer for a crossword puzzle I was just doing the other day.
>>67842143
>tfw I torrented Get Carter last week
>the original one
>>67842274
IPs are shown when downloading. They can look up what ISP owns the IP address, send the complaint to them, then the ISP forwards it to the customer. At no time does the company know anything about you.
And TPB isn't a real honeypot, it's just the first place they are going to look.
>>67837982
The time, effort and money it would take an organisation to spend to take down individuals who illegally download content would be exponential and they would never see that money comeback in their life times.
I can breaks these cuffs.
>>67842410
Which is why they use the scare tactics letters. "Pay us $500 and we won't sue you". You'd be amazed how many people fall for it.
>>67842410
They do go after some people though, to make an example out of them and to instill fear into others to not illegally download.
>>67842296
>>67842326
ah I see. thanks for info anons, this has been helpful to know.
>>67842468
really the 2 biggest things you can to do mitigate your chances of being served (which are already very low:
1. Don't download stuff the day it comes out. Even if it's not popular. Some companies (especially porn companies) actually make a lot of money this way by intimidating downloaders into giving them money or facing a lawsuit
2. Don't seed. Seeding is what they hate the most. If you're using TPB, it's already every man for himself, so you not seeding doesn't really matter.
Just take a power drill to your hard drive.
>>67842420
You must be a big guy.
>>67839328
>send all of the educated 18-25 white males to prison
>In two short months they've managed to build a utopia
>functioning government, prosperous economy, everyone is entertained by endless supply of dank memes
>outside world burns
We're in the real prison already brother
>>67837649
*teleports behind them*
>>67842605
4chan is already primarily 18-25 white males, maybe a little older for those who never left.
Not sure what the average education level is though.
And this place is chaos.
>>67842548
Only cowards do not seed. If you have a good connection the few minutes of seeding anything you just finished downloading adds up to gigabytes worth of info very quickly. They may care more but not enough to have had a noticeable effect on my life.
Go ahead and sell my IP hiroshima, IDGAF
>>67842670
See you in court.
how long until some nerd comes up with an anonymous p2p protocol?
>>67842861
You can torrent over tor brah, people just hate you for it.
>>67842861
you wont be invited you nerd shamer
>>67842861
That dude would get his ass raped by every company in the world but god damn he would be my hero
>>67842890
>That dude would get his ass raped by every company in the world but god damn he would be my hero
in reality he would have every tech company in the world scrambling to employ him, retard.
>>67842881
I tried doing it once, it's awful
couldn't get more than 20kbps
>>67837649
There is no crime in downloading movies, I don't want to pay for them.
>>67840342
>tfw used to be one of those CopBlock faggots
Cops tend to be pretty chill around my area
>>67842946
And it eats up needed bandwith for bullshit. That's why you shouldn't do it.
If you really need to download some shit though, that you want and know you will be happy once you have a copy of it securely stored on a drive not connected to a network....it may be worth the wait.
>>67843061
reported to the FBI
Why the fuck can't I just buy a quality digital version of a movie? I'd be fine paying 20 bucks to get what I get now, especially if it came with special features and shit.
luckily I live in a balkan toilet country so something like this is impossible
>>67843121
Post what's on the front page of the janitor board right now then faggot
>>67840342
>sovereign citizen
That's a retarded idea
>go to the movies
>get shot
>pirate a movie
>get arrested
Truly the LAND OF THE FREE
>>67837850
Ay que picardia
t. Juan Tenorio
>>67842605
This.
>>67841511
pero que picardia nene
>>67842548
I don't seed at all 2bh.
>>67840342
>Am I under arrest?
>Yes
>>67837649
Sorry sir, you must be mistaken. I've recently been leaving my wifi open and one of my neighbors must have done it. Good day.
>>67843133
I actually memed myself
I bought Season 3 of Hannibal on Blu-Ray because it caught my eye in the store and I wanted to throw money as thanks
Get home to use the Ultraviolet code and the code doesn't work. Doesn't even say why it doesn't work. Just says try again later. For months.
I'm not going to download rips that are dozens of GB but I'm going to torrent
>>67843383
You can beat the charge, but you can't beat the ride.
Remember that.
>>67843383
Sir, we have a warrant and you're going to let us in or we're gonna let ourself in.
>>67843024
Cops are generally pretty good around here too.
I try to be as helpful as possible with them because I know that they have to deal with complete morons all the time.
Usually gets you off the hook too if it's for something minor.
>>67839234
it all actually works, mr robot was fairly accurate.
>>67843517
Yeah if they have a warrant... they have a warrant.
>>67843519
Cops round here force their way into your house without a warrant when you call 911 asking for help and construe a reason after the fact to justify it.
Guess we live in different parts familia.
>>67843559
Warrants are unconstitutional.
>>67843574
Uhhh you called 911, they will take that seriously. They will try to come in anyways because you might be being forced to tell the police to go away.
>>67843517
SIR I DO NOT CONSENT TO LET YOU IN TO MY HOUSE!
SIR I DO NOT CONSENT!
EXCUSE ME I DO NOT CONSENT!
PARDON ME I DO NOT CONSENT!
HELP! HELP! THEY ARE INVADING MY HOME! I AM A FREE CITIZEN OF THE WORLD AND THIS IS AN ILLEGAL BREACH OF MY RIGHTS!
>>67842020
>Encrypting
>As a US citizen
If you don't provide the decryption key, you get charged just as bad for obstructing justice and withholding evidence.
You'll probably be okay if you live outside the US though.
>>67840342
Rights are one thing but by being a total fucking retard you deserve an ass beating from them.
>>67843383
You do realize as of around 2006, it';s been ruled that having an unsecured wifi network makes you liable for any illegal downloading/viewing done by others using your network, right?
You need to keep up with US law, my friend.
>>67843690
not if you make a secret encryption
you can also claim to have just forgotten the password, nothing you can do. You can make some token effort to show you're cooperating though, like saying you think you remember "password" being in the phrase or something
>>67843632
Yep that's more or less the logic they used, except the manufactured a non-existent victim who might have made the call and I might be forcing to hide after the fact so that I can get them to go away.
I guess this bit of mental magic is in the training manual for how to abrogate due process of law?
Lesson was learned anyway. Deal with your own problems and don't involve the police under any circumstances.
>>67843763
>you can also claim to have just forgotten the password
Are you really this clueless on how laws work? Negligence of the law is not immunity to the law.
>>67843519
i feel that would make me more suspicious. if i really wanted to hide something id be the nicest guy you ever met.
>>67840342
>all he had to do was give me his driver's licenses
>>67843519
Same here, a little politeness goes a long way and saves you a lot of time and hassle.
>>67843811
this
for when you have a body in the trunk. it also helps to ask what his favorite sports teams is, and agree.
>>67840342
can someone explain to me what these retards are talking about?
>>67842605
>>In two short months they've managed to build a utopia
>>functioning government, prosperous economy,
This is bullshit and you know it.
>>67843750
That bullshit
It's like you're saying if i leave my car unlock and some guy stole and ran my car and its make me liable for anything he's done
>>67843785
Why are you presuming so much? This is a legitimate defense that has been used before. It's still a bit of a gray area, but imagine you actually had forgotten the password? It's insane to throw a person in jail for that.
It's also not negligence. You will be required to help the police, but that does not mean your help has to be worthwhile. Because the police have no way of looking into your brain, they have no way of knowing if you're being honest or not. Best for all to err on the side of caution.
Similarly it's not a crime to lose a key to a safe that the cops have a warrant to access. It's just that with encryption, they may not be able to brute force it like they can with the safe.
>>67843884
kek
>>67843519
I've been let off for minor stuff because I wasn't a little shit to them.
If you have to ask "Am I being detained?" the answer is always a yes. Even if you weren't before, they will detain you now. Good luck getting justice in a court of law for your illegal stop when the U.S. still executes plausibly innocent people.
>>67843995
He's also lying, that isn't a fact. This is a disinfo thread by the thieving jew rats of some content 'creator''s civil suit operation. You have common carrier protection if your wifi is unsecure.
>>67843800
>don't break the glass, men
>>67844089
I have asked that question and then immediately exercised my right to remain silent, a friend of mine didn't do the same. He got taken to jail, I walked away from the altercation.
PIDF fuck off.
>>67844143
Staying silent is more important
>>67844230
You do both in a stop because it is the proper procedure. Police recognize and respond to procedure.
>>67843909
They want to use outdated and sometimes even made-up laws to prevent the cops from taking a look at their driver licenses.
It could also be a last ditch effort by a person who's got a warrant or other pending criminal charge to not have to show ID and get caught.
Ironically, most states have laws stating that you must produce an ID if an officer requests it, so you have to keep up with your local and state laws. Also, being from out of state does not make you exempt from the laws of the state you are currently in. Being from out of the country, or declaring yourself as not a citizen of this country also does not automatically make you exempt from any law.
Ironically, when officers are confronted by someone who doesn't want to show ID that makes them even more curious to see if you're hiding anything, and most of the time it puts an unnecessary magnifying glass over you.
Me? I like traffic stops to be a short, sweet, and unassuming as possible. I don't want the officer to remember anything memorable about me or the traffic stop at all. I comply and give my license and am on my way as quickly as possible.
Have I never been pulled over because I'm white?
>>67843519
>white priviledge
>>67839596
Mr. Show is back?
Holy SHIT.
>>67842548
Do American movie companies have representatives abroad or do they not bother to do anything to foreign pirating?
>>67844347
>be a cuck, ITS THE LAW
>this message brought to you by the Pig Internet Defense Force
lmao. Not even in the jewiest of states must you present ID. You are only required to IDENTIFY yourself. If you have no ID you can legally provide identifying information verbally, though in certain municipalities they will detain you for an inordinate amount of time while verifying this information.
In all cases, they will verify the information anyway, but they will waste extra time if you don't have an ID on you.
>>67844459
Yeah, well, I'm white, so I can't be caught suspiciously black, and I usually never have anything to hide.
I will present ID and make our meeting as short and unmemorable as possible so cops won't take a second look even if I'm hiding something, however if they ask to look inside my car then I won't consent and we'll have to go from there.
You can be the stupid asshole who decides not to comply with even showing ID and get tazed and dragged out of your fucking car, that's fine by me.
Just make sure to make a video and post it on youtube so I can make fun of your stupid ass in the comments.
>>67844533
>muh white ppl privilege
Its time to turn off the computer chaim.
>>67844425
They do. I live in the Netherlands and although they're not targeting individual downloaders they've taken down a few dutch uploader teams. It's done through a copyrights organization funded by American studios.
In Germany they've managed to make the laws extremely strickt. My uncle was on vacation there, he couldn't find his movies on netflix so he downloaded 2 movies. Cost him 1200 euros.
>>67844387
>being a nigger
>>67844387
maybe, but that's exactly how it is.
Also, blacks like to complain about fucking EVERYTHING but I feel the fact that they're always trying to act hard and mock the police and not comply is mostly the reason so many end up beat up and shot.
Sure a little cop racism and prejudice might be in play as well.
Some cops are also bored and looking for just a reason, any reason, to fuck you up.
Why be an idiot and give them that reason?
You're just playing into exactly what they wanted, to be able to fine you and possibly jail you legally because you "resisted"
Don't play into their game.
>>67844585
haha weeeww lad, how does the average german not know how fucking cucked he is?
>>67844563
see my post
>>67844615
Not my fault blacks act all hard and mock the police and they get shot and beat up because they're acting like baboons
>>67844585
Brein, right? Motherfuckers took down Oink's
>>67840342
>17:30
>>67844585
Okay, I live in a Nordic country and they took down some uploaders and a few sites ~10 years ago, and there were a few trials to send a message I guess and the main culprits had to pay heavy compensation. However I have NEVER heard of anyone getting a letter from their ISP or a production company to stop torrenting or whatever.
>>67844654
You implying that white ppl privilege is why being talky with the police like they are your best chums is the safest way to go is what I was greentexting. Nobody of any race should make it their personal strategy to prolong an interaction nor overly comply with a stop.
I have been stopped many times and never arrested, doing the opposite of everything you advise. At the end of the day nobody wants to be the cop who answers for a wrongful arrest if the person drags the case out, which is 90 percent of scenarios where somebody knows the law and their rights and RESPECTFULLY declines to cooperate.
>>67840342
>4:21
>Mexibro border patrol officer being a real bro, smiling, just wanting to see ID
>making sure beaner illegals aren't coming into the country
>you act like a dick to him and won't even show ID
>end up getting tazed, probably beaten, and jailed instead of just showing ID and that you belong in this country and going on your way
>>67844715
You fucking idiot, did you even read my post?
I never said I'd be chatty you fuckwit
What part of AS SHORT AND UNMEMORABLE do you not fucking understand?
>can I see your driver's license and insurance?
>hands over driver license and insurance
>ok I'm going to have to write you a speeding ticket/give you a warning
>receive ticket
>be on your way
Yeah, it sucks getting tickets, but it beats THE FUCK out of being tazed and arrested for not wanting to do something as simple as show ID
inb4 HURR JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>67840342
>"HELP! CALL THE POLICE!"
>"Sir, we are the police."
>>67844764
What's even funnier is that he didn't even ask for an ID originally, just for him to answer if he was a US citizen or not.
People really don't appreciate the work border patrol officers have to do these days.
>>67842655
because of its anonymity you fucking retard
>>67844823
lol dat shill jaypeg
whatever i've said my piece. This astroturfing can slide into oblivion now.
>>67844617
kek, they know allright. I'm sure some kraut here can attest.
>>67844655
Yup.
https://torrentfreak.com/brein-shuts-down-torrent-release-group-2lions-team-160322/
20.000+ euros
>>67844675
I guess it's just a matter of time. Either the companies provide a better sevice than torrents/streams do (which I doubt) or they'll find ways to cuck your government.
I have been torrenting for about 10 years with 3 different ISPs, new shit, same day as DVD release often, and never once got a warning. What am I doing right, bros?
>>67842776
>tfw i lost my btn account due to inactivity
I-I don't even like tv anyways
>>67838082
THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER
>>67845007
They don't want to waste time prosecuting children
>>67840342
All that pseudo judicial talk sovereign citizen babble always reminds of charlie's birdlaw.
>>67840342
Is this a thing in America? Why is this a thing?
>>67845501
FREEDOM
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>>67844953
Please, no. You can't blame it all on that, especially since it's completely optional.
This place just allows more freedom and the children here take it too far. Not to mention TV is the most basic of the basic, so this place is easily filled with morons.
>>67845501
This is a thing in any country where the cops are chill and don't use force immediately
Usually these people have warrants or are afraid to be charged with a crime, like the guy whose car smelled like marijuana, or they just want to be uncooperative dicks.
Notice all these cops are mild and play it cool at the start, some of them are even way too patient and try to explain what laws are being enacted.
These people are lucky. There are countries where cops don't give a fuck and any kind of resistance give them the right to drag you out and beat you without any warning.
>>67841142
seems accurate, virtually all my DMCA emails from Comcast are about porn, but occasional HBO and music. Never movies or other shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4h_2vBVwUA
>>67840342
>that's a nice speech but you're still not coming in
Brilliant.
>>67845936
jesus christ americans really try to turn news into a fucking disney story
I kinda want to run a bootleg dvd business but I dont know where to start
>>67845936
>that vid
>>67841017
>australia
>>67846299
Do you live in a third world country?
>>67845936
>>67846417
If you consider USA third world
>>67837649
>We have a warrant to search your residence and confiscate any digital storage devices.
Alright officer, come on in.
>>67837649
>Be a kiwi
>Companies have to pay 25 bucks to send me an infringement notice
>Companies have to catch me 3 times before they can take me to court
>>67840342
I love that these idiots watch a youtube video, get all high and mighty, then try this shit in real life and immediately get tazed
I would destroy my comp mr robot style
>>67846439
Even the poorest of the poor have a friend that knows how to torrent, I don't know how much business you'd get
>>67846439
In some aspects, yes.
But people in the US have sufficient ways to watch media. I don't think you'll have much succes selling bootleg dvds. It's not the 90s anymore.
>>67846756
To be fair, a lot of cops are total fucking knobs
>>67846756
I can't even fathom that this whole idea gained some form of popularity. These people just totally lack a grasp on how a state works.. like if you find some loophole anybody would care.
>The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) classifies some sovereign citizens ("sovereign citizen extremists") as domestic terrorists.[14] In 2010, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) estimated that approximately 100,000 Americans were "hard-core sovereign believers," with another 200,000 "just starting out by testing sovereign techniques for resisting everything from speeding tickets to drug charges."[15]
I don't get why they're such a threat according to the FBI though, they seem like a nuisance to me.
>>67846598
serious question, what's with the tubes or whatever tied around some of them?
>tfw your ISP has gone to court to protect their users from hollywood jews
>tfw they only send a polite letter asking you to stop
>>67846956
Maybe the ridges cause extra stimulation?
It's weird as fuck though.. that's hundreds of dollars on sextoys when 1 or 2 would be enough.
>>67847129
>1 or 2 would be enough.
jesus, how small is your asshole, little kid? this is an 18+ site
>>67846958
>tfw the only good thing about my shit tier australian """internet""" provider is that i've never received a single notification for downloading terabytes worth of shit
i expect it to change eventually though.
>>67846956
connected to a tank of horse semen maybe? Or it could be a water cooling system to reduce the heat generated by the intense ass friction only a dragon dildo could produce.
>>67838750
"Wait a minute, you've come to me door, you've shown me TV license identification, why does a video scare you all of a sudden? You're all the same, you know!"
A hearty kek was had.
>>67847161
I don't need dragon dildos for that shit. That's what my wifes boyfriend is for.
>>67840462
that's not how it works
since they can't prove that the content is on a particular hard drive you're literally just destroying your property
all they can do is track IPs which lead to modems mac address
if you were destroying your modem then you'd be destroying evidence
but since that's pointless you're better off destroying your HDs
best solution is to never open the door in the first place unless it's the swat
>>67837649
There is only one way out... Sticking the harddrives up your arse and calling your lawyer.
>>67837649
Literal everyone pirates shit or is friends with/ related to someone who does. Literally no one is going to push hard to stop it otherwise their neck might be on the block next. If anything they go up against the big uploaders, but most of them are in some 3rd world shithole and out of reach. Besides, piracy has existed for so long now I have to imagine that most producers know that a pirated copy is not a lost sale.
Anyway, the most you'll get is a strongly worded letter from some production company or studio telling you to give them money, which you can ignore because:
a) They have no proof that YOU downloaded that content and therefore no right to demand money from you
b) Their goal is to scare people who don't know a) (their rights) into paying, which is technically a scam and any legal attempt to get you to pay will blow up in their faces because of that.
>>67837649
Best is to have risky stuff on an external hard drive. Encrypt that shit up and when the cops finally come, destroy that shit.
>>67846956
I think this >>67847260 guy is semi right. Look at the one on the far left, clearly has horse jiss in the tube. So presumably the ones with hoses can 'cum'.
>>67841050
Mom?!
>>67841511
PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67837649
Are the people that use torrents the ones that get caught most often? I used to get lots of music off mediafire before they started deleting everything about 5-7 years ago. I downloaded stuff off megaupload too and never got a letter. Never used a torrent site.
>>67843909
A bunch of antigoverment wackjobs pretending that the constitution protects them from the police.
>>67840342
>Go to 15:18 for maximum kek
>this fucking guy
>that shit eating grin on the first suit
>"oh wow"
>>67837796
They ask the ISP to give them a list of the personal data of all customers and then send random letters to everyone saying you've downloaded some weird porn and that they won't make it public and take you to court if you pay them.
>>67847709
I've never known anyone who got a letter or anything but I'm not American, though I am 1st world still. I got a hunch it's just a load of fearmongering, though I don't doubt it happens occasionally.
>>67845501
Because there are nutjobs who believe that the laws don't apply to them because they're "sovereign citizens" and not under the jurisdiction of federal and/or state laws.
I'm cool with people exercising their rights, but these people don't even understand the laws and (muh) freedoms they're trying to exercise.
>>67843998
>It's insane to throw a person in jail for that.
It's insane to lock a person in a cage for doing drugs, yet here we fucking are. Are you a child? The law isn't fair.
>>67847817
Where I live there was this lawyer who went public saying he'd stop internet piracy in our country completely with a campaign like this.
Then the judge laughed at him.
>>67847279
I love the English
>YOU'LL NEVAH TAKE ME ALIVE COPPAS!
>>67838970
underrated post
>>67840342
I love seeing these idiots owned, but listening to them yammer on about how the police are infringing their imaginary sovereignty is beginning to upset me.
I remember using kazaa lite in 2003 when I was 14, it took like 4 hours to download an album but you didn't have to worry about getting a letter from your ISP.
>>67847973
desu i don't have to worry about letters but it still takes me 4 hours to download an album
>>67842446
they would rather go after the people who upload and seed since it sets an example to others and wipes out some sources
>>67847867
What country do you live in?
I think a campaign like that could actually work. In some countries companies are legally forced to give up user data. And a judge will just say that it's your responsibility not to let anyone torrent on your ip.
Even if they get 1/10 of torrent users it'll instill enough fear to stop a significant amount of users.
>>67837649
Pull a hd out if my comp and hand it to them
>>67844764
That guy really was chill as fuck.
If I ever go to Mexico and come back, I hope I can talk to that guy.
>>67840342
>"Call the lawyer right now!"
>"Which one?"
Kek
>>67840342
Now I really understand that skit in the new Mr. Show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBougV1JK4
>>67847973
No, but you ended up giving your computer AIDS so you could download the new Gwen Stefani CD for your girlfriend. Those were the days!
>>67848330
>for your girlfriend
h-heh... yeah... right
>>67840342
17:38
>You know, I've got a mind to go to the WARDEN about this.
>>67837649
That nigger probably wants to steal his computer.
What kind of 3rd world shithole has blacks in its police force.
>>67840342
>crime is afoot
>>67843909
It is just some republican bullshit.
>>67837649
Nice Paperwork.
Pity you didn't approach my door wearing your hat.
You can both fuck off now.
>Close door
>>67848891
>>67847813
That happened to me in the UK. I was on Gelbooru and I randomly got some notice telling me to pay a £100 fine. I brushed off as a scam and nothing ever happened.
>>67840342
>just fucking reefing the window out like a T1000
Madman
>>67848891
Pssh nothing personal.
>>67837649
I, while flaunting my circumcized dick, would start shouting "Are you ARRESTING me because I am a JEW? This is like another HOLOCAUST!"
I would then hit the cop's face with my wallet while making slow circular movements with my ID showing my last name.
>>67837649
>sure, search away
>pickpockets phones, uploads child porn
>shares
It seem we are at an impasse you pedo pig fucks.
>>67838082
Yo no.
>>67848960
I think you mean:
>Nothing personnel, kid.
>>67848979
YOU'RE WHITE FUCKING MALES
