> "So anon, give us your pitch. Our network's struggling and we need that next critically acclaimed show.
What is your pitch \tv\?
BEAUTIFUL
>>67823993
"Primetime softcore porn"
WHITE
uh..a-anime
PEOPLE
Lost prequel/sequel
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two wordsfull penetration
>>67823993
It's like World War One but in space
An action drama about a poor German family in 1918 trying to survive the poverty and starvation of post-WWI sanctions. Their children face constant threat of abuse and molestation from illegal immigrants that flood the undefended borders and call them "dirty Huns."
Suddenly, the Civil War of 1918 breaks out as a million-man strong army of Communist Jews funded by the Soviet Union attempt to violently overthrow the government and exterminate the German people.
The father and teenage son find themselves with the task of defending their family from total annihilation, while the mother and daughters struggle with hiding from the Communist death squads shooting families to break the Germans' morale.
>>67823993
A werewolf who fights crime
>It's about this kid called Punpun, and he's portrayed has a two dimensional, poorly drawn bird, and his life is fucked, and he never gets what he wants...
>>67823993
A jack-o-lanturn named Jack comes to life makes himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich then turns back to normal again. 16 one hour episodes episodes based on the trauma this causes the child who sees it
>>67823993
Two words: Nazi Sitcom
>>67823993
imagine this:
A big fat, black woman busdriver finds...
a leprechaun.
"End of the Rainbow" THIS FALL
>>67824505
Nazi musical
6million/10 would watch
>>67823993
In the world where are no more wars exist because murder is controlled and legal, bunch of goofy mofos have various adventures with hilarious shenanigans. Working title: It's always murder in Philadelphia.
Live action period comedy set on a plantation. Think Wile E Coyote and Road Runner, except an inept taskmaster and a wacky lazy slave who will do ANYTHING to avoid work and try to plow the plantation owners several beautiful daughters.
they should bring back M*A*S*H
>>67823993
It's a reality show and the competition is who can jerk off to the most degenerate shit
Slice of live show in a future where white men have been exterminated
It mostly follows the adventures of a black male / white woman couple
netflix original series, 15 episodes, 6 minutes a piece. Each episode is Joaquin phoenix crying and yelling with a different depressing song playing in the background. Mazzy star songs or some shit idk
>>67824541
Who here seen da leprechaun say heyyyyy
>>67824329
out of all the ideas in the world this is the one least likely of being made
what excuse do you think the hollywood executives would use if you tried to pitch this
>>67824412
saurce brah
>>67824571
So you're asking for another 'The Producers' then?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lu0ef
>>67824710
Punpun
>>67823993
A magical fantasy show about a tyrannical Queen and her quest to retrieve the Magic Wangs, disembodied cocks that imbue the wielder with ancient power. She sends her Royal Attendant, an extremely muscular man wearing only a tight thong, to the far reaches of the kingdom to retrieve the Magic Wangs. He must face danger and the threat of gay sex in order to find the Magic Wangs and return them to his Queen.
How about
Now hold on now
What about if we
Just wait
What if we made
Hear me out now
What if we made Game of Thrones
Just wait a second
Game of Thrones 2
Twice as many dragons, double the tits, double the action. Guaranteed viewers every Sunday at 10.
>>67824826
Set it in space and you've got it
>>67823993
A struggling white womyn (pro-nouns xir), who was literally raped by the patriarchy's heterosexually cis male nazi's, find's comfort in her strong companion, Muhammad, a Syrian refugee. They find out there is a plan in place to allow free speech to everyone, and people would have to pay for their own abortions and BC. Her and muhammad strike a covert operation to kill trump before he literally triggers the whole world, meanwhile the whole time while being involved in progressive, interracial intercourse.
Oh, that's jessica jones, never mind.
>>67824699
The sad part is that they wouldn't even come up with an excuse.
They would just come right out and say "Portraying Jews in a bad light (even if it's historical fucking fact) is racist. Jews have literally never ever ever ever done anything bad to a single country ever and are persecuted for absolutely no reason and if a Jew ever committed a murder or a rape or cheated on his taxes or stole a Snickers from Walmart he's not actually a real Jew YOU FUCKING NAZIS TRYING TO WHITEWASH THE HOLOCAUST REEEEEEEEEEE I WANT THIS MAN SUED, I WANT HIS PARENTS SUED AND I WANT GERMANY AND ISRAEL TO BAN HIM FROM ENTERING THEIR BORDERS IN FIVE MINUTES OR ITS ANOTHER SHOA ALL OVER AGAIN OY VEYYYYYY!"
>>67823993
A sitcom about a strong empowered woman in her mid-20's living an unrealistically lavish lifestyle in Manhattan and hooking up with black guys. Also she has superpowers or something and Robert Pattinson plays the devil, who says a lot of wacky things tumblr will gif the hell out of.
It's like the wire but the blacks dindu nuffin
>>67824879
I was about to tell you that free speech is problematic but you played that well anon, I'm proud
>>67823993
2 words
BLACKED
>>67824926
i tried my best, anon. thank you.
>>67824505
It's been done. It was pulled after one episode.
https://youtu.be/mf9jJx0NSjw
>>67825154
"The comedy historian David Hawkes cites Heil Honey, I'm Home! as a "heavy-handed concept", and argues that the show was a failure as a comedy because it "disastrously exceeded" the limits of irony."
Plopping Hitler himself into a 50's sitcom totally unawares wouldn't work. It would have to be like Hogan's Heroes, focusing on some mid-level career officer just trying to get by.
>>67825124
That's a fake shot right?
>>67824028
MORNING
>>67823993
The Cult of Carrey
A reality show where 40 of the best Jim Carrey impersonators live in a house for x amount of time along with Jim Carrey. They do whatever Jim Carrey orders them to do which will mostly involve do-goodery and helping people out. Everyone's a winner.
Meh, something like that.
>>67825445
https://www.brewdog.com/lowdown/blog/no-labelNo Label is the world’s first ‘non-binary, postgender beer’ designed to reflect the diversity of the area and champion inclusivity. This 4.6% ABV Kölsch has been brewed with hops that have changed sex from female to male flowers prior to harvest. We have used these to emphasise that, just like humans, beer can be whatever the hell it wants to be, and proud of it.
>has been brewed with hops that have changed sex from female to male flowers prior to harvest.
>beer can be whatever the hell it wants to be, and proud of it.
What the FUCK is wrong with these people
>>67825533
>>67825580
Guess I'm no longer drinking Brew Dog, then.
>>67825580
u sound triggered senpai
>>67825681
You sound like the same type of jackass who gets mad when people protest a restaurant for refusing service to gay people
I haven't taken a shower in three days. My crotch and ass crack feel pretty grimy and sweaty. My hair is greasy and my face is covered in a film of oil, if I touch my face my fingers get shiny from the oil. My pits feel really wet and even if I wipe them with tissue paper the wetness comes back. There's a distinct smell coming off my body.
I'm about to finger my ass and lick the finger, I'll post what happens next. I haven't been wiping my ass these last three days either. My dick kinda smells like piss, but heavy piss, like if you left it out and it fermented for a while.
>>67825124
>putting your beer out in the sun
skunky as fuck
>>67825124
makes me embarrassed to be scotch
>le drinking beer is cool, being a hippie is cool, being a fucking downo is cool
i never cared until they made a beer called vladimir putin or something saying he was bent.
its not ok to bully benders for being bent but its fine to use bent as an insult against straight people. literally the channel 4 of beer companies.
>>67825690
Triggered implies anger right ? No it's pure incredulity for me
>>67825772
Godspeed
Warhammer 40k series, or Dune series.
CIA - Flight Plans
Basically a show about CIA's shenanigans before Bane.
"So how about something like Orange is the New Black, but with men. Gay men. Tranny men. You following me?"
>>67823993
>ok lets-
>sorry anon, we decided to just re-air more spongebob episodes
>>67823993
Let's play TV series.
It will be a bunch of people playing the latest video games. We can air it on Saturday morning. The kids will love it.
>>67825772
Keep us updated ;)
>>67824879
kek
How It's Made but like Look Around You
>not beginning with "____ word(s):"
>>67825867
>So how about something like Orange is the New Black, but with men.
>Already been done with Prison Break, sorry
>Gay men.
>Sir?
>Tranny men
>Here's a blank check
>Edgy reboot of "X series" from the 70s
>>67825772
best post I've read on /tv/ all day
>>67823993
In a science experiment gone wrong a hotshot young lawyer gets his body swapped with a bear. Can he keep his job, win the big case, and get a date with the cute secretary at the firm while being an 800 lb grizzly bear? Find out this fall; Bear-ly Legal, airing Tuesdays at 9 on ABC.
>>67824247
Sounds interesting, explain
>>67825984
Is Prison Break a comedy?
>>67826035
Is OitNB ?
I don't know sorry I only watched the porn scenes
>>67824747
Yes but without the irony
>mfw I actually am currently editing a proof of concept for a deep cable tv network
>it has a solid chance of being picked up but I hate it cause its shit.
A miniserie of my life shitposting on /tv/
Also I call an escort at some point and she's Kristen Stewart
A single series romance between two gay men who write poetry and sing love songs at each other while playing guitar while also sufficiently acting heterosexually by wrestling and shooting with other manly hobbies to make modern metrosexuals hang their heads in shame for being pussy faggots.
>4 women producers
No thanks, I'll take my chance at a different network
>>67826028
Like world war one, but in space.
>>67824066
you are hired
t. HBO
>>67824505
you mean Allo Allo?
An old high school chemistry teacher must unwillingly partner with one of his students to make meth in order to leave money for his family as he´s dying of cancer.
i call it "meth me halfway"
>>67823993
>ok, so its this guy right, from CIA named Bill(William) Wilson. His whole life he's been struggling with an abusive father who only liked his big brother, he never knew his mother, but she was presumed dead in a fire. I just want this character to be so dense, every thing he says has memeing and dept.
I was just about to write an idea out but then realized it could actually work as a mini-series so fuck it I'm going to write it myself.
>>67823993
an eccentric character decides to follow a police detective and they solve crimes
