How come he doesn't make films any more?
>>67821225
bitches and money
>>67821225
tiny penis
he might be rich and famous and good looking
but at least my penis is huge by comparison
the jews blacklisted him for complaining about cameron
depression
>>67821225
>take a guy whose only skill is rambling semi-articulately off the top of his head
>give him a script and make him learn lines
>>67821438
But his tinky winky isn't going to determine what work he gets.
Unless he wants to work in porn, and even then there's a market for it.
>>67821225
He's not a good actor. Some of his stand up was fine, but then he tried to be political without having any actual ideas
katy perry sucked him dry
>>67821551
>>67821225
Remember when he looked like this?
Russel Brand is that smartish funny guy in high school who smoked weed and everyone liked him until he did acid once and decided he was enlightened about reality and proceeded to give speeches about the establishment. People started to listen at first and a couple of girls liked him but eventually after high school everyone realized he had no idea what he was talking about and stopped talking to him.
My version of him is the head of a libertarian facebook group that "dates" high school freshmen despite the fact that we're 26
They never go anywhere, this one just made it further than the rest
>>67822296
>My version of him is the head of a libertarian facebook group that "dates" high school freshmen despite the fact that we're 26
sounds like someone who's doing something right desu
>>67821225
Probably because he can only play characters that are basically himself. And I see that being somewhat of a fan of the guy.
If you haven't heard his old radio show on BBC you should check it out. Hilarious. Especially the Andrew Sachs fiasco.
>>67822371
Got all butthurt after people blew him tfo over not understanding the Park Life joke.
I believe it was pic related's failure that made him say fuck movies.
BEADY
Is it just me or he looks like Tiny Tim
>>67821225
He devoted his life to overthrowing the bourgeoisie and establishing a utopian socialist society
Would you fuck an animal?
Jews didn't like him telling the trewth
>>67823711
that or he can't get work because he's a shit actor & standup
>>67824447
This. Watched one of his stand up years ago stoned with mates who were all quite political and intelligent and no one even cracked a smile. Unfunny knob head.
>>67824554
Like your mum.
>>67824670
U wot m8?
he's a manic champagne socialist
>>67825013
>champagne socialist
You don't even know what one is.
>>67825106
Oh well he said he wasn't so whatever
>>67825106
""Champagne socialist" is a pejorative political term originating in the United Kingdom.[1][2] The phrase is used to describe self-identified socialists whose comfortable upper middle class lifestyles are perceived to be incompatible with their professed political convictions.[3][4] Other phrases with the same implication include "Gucci socialist" and "salon socialist"."
not >>67825013
google isn't hard and that fits quite well
>>67825336
We have a whole lot of them in France, we call them bobo, the type of person to go to his litterature college on week day and to communist party rallies on the week end
>katy perry sucked his cock
>>67825336
Brand doesn't identity as a socialist.
>>67825478
Are communists not allowed to go to literature college?
>>67825389
Too busy proselytizing to teenage girls and hipsters who don't realize he's just as dumb as they are.
>>67821225
Because he's 2009-tier as fuck and simply not fashionable now and no longer will be
ETERNAL
>>67828075
>>67821225
He joined AIDF
>>67828275
sure thing t*rkroach
>>67821438
Wtf??
The guy isn't good looking he is hideous are you blind?
>>67828642
>mfw I'm anglo
>>67828697
Better looking than you, you gross nigger
>>67828703
>mfw i'm a turk
>>67821225
His revolution propaganda was too strong so they shut him down
He's a hack leftist cunt that constantly complains about borders being social constructs and MUH BANKAS BONUSES
He's always out of his league whenever he debates anyone that isn't in his echo chamber (QT with Nigel Farage, Interviews with Peter Hitchens are some examples) on top of that he tries to pull a facade of "I don't really think I'm a messiah it's just an act"I was only pretending to be retardedwhen he clearly believes that the world just needs his "Knowledge" to go forward into a socialist utopia
>>67830455
Like Farage is always out of his league when debating with Portillo or Neil?
He's dating a rich cunt and is already pretty well off.
>>67821225
Because God exists.
>>67830789
Farage imo is a moron but I saw a debate with him and Brand. He fucked Brand, it was embarrassing desu brand's argument was literally "muh feelings"
He just filmed a movie where he plays God who talks to Nicholas Cage's character, who is an insane man who is trying to hunt down Osama Bin Laden.
I'm not making this up.
It's called Army of One or something
>>67822296
this. entirely this. this forever.
His schtick is fitting for someone in their late teens/early 20's who's started reading das capital and thinks they know everything about the world. It's not as appropriate for someone in their forties. his faux-naive sopping about is really pathetic.
>>67821225
I will ask him why on twitter
>>67821483
i understand that happens when you stop using crack.
>>67823448
>Jennifer Garner
Well there's your first problem.
