>Want to go see Zootopia
>Ask little sister if she wants to see it
>She says no
>Fine whatever
>Arrive at theater
>They won't let me in unless I have a little girl with me
>They're renting little girls at the concession stand for $30/movie
>Want to just go rent a girl from the gas station down the street since it would be cheaper there but the movie is starting in 2 minutes
>Fork over the cash for an Emily
>She's 4'6" with brown hair, green eyes, and big cokebottle glasses
>Ugh
>Movie starts
>Thinking about putting my arm around her but don't know if that's allowed
>Instead we just sit and watch the movie in silence
>At the end she gives me a hug and a kiss and says "I really enjoyed the movie big bro! Thanks for taking me!"
Everything turned out better than expected? What brand of girls do you rent when you're at the kino?
I once stuffed my fingers down the girl's panties but she started screaming and the staff called the police so I had to bail lmao
>>67819708
Wait, where do the girls go after the movie?
>>67819708
falcons > girls
Broke bitch
>>67819860
Their playpin behind the counter?
Haven't you ever been to a theater before?
>>67819906
Yes, but I don't need accompaniment as I'm already chipped
What country do you live in where there are little girl concessions OP ?
I'm asking for a friend
>>67819861
Falcons can't hug you
>>67820146
>not training your falcon to give feather and beak jobs
BROKE
BITCH
>>67820209
>beak job
If your falcon pulled that off, would you die?
i like the ones imported from russia
we have something similar here but they force up sell a crab legs package and i had enough, they went too far
>>67820283
Nah i'm a big guy for you
>>67820298
No, homegrown are better. You don't have to worry about delousing them first.
>>67820298
>Wanting Putin's sloppy seconds.
>>67819708
>giving your money to the jews
i used to rent the cheaper nigresses, but nowadays i just download the 244p cam
>>67819708
>What brand of girls do you rent when you're at the kino?
I also buy them popcorn so I can watch them eat.
>>67819708
>cokebottle glasses
?
>>67820912
extremelythickglasses
>>At the end she gives me a hug and a kiss and says "I really enjoyed the movie big bro! Thanks for taking me!"
>forget to bring soap for the showers
>need to fork over $5 for a bar of dove at the concessions
god damn it
>>67820809
>DO NOT TOUCH
way to alienate your custumer base, fucktards
>>67819860
Most theaters have a conveyor belt system.
If you show them your autism id they waive the accompaniment requirement and give you an all-you-care-to-eat butterscotch pudding pass
haven't been in a theater for ages, because of that non singles policy bullshit. Can you now rent a little girl for a R rated movie?
>Want to go see Zootopia
>Ask my younger brother if he wants to see it
>says no
>"whatever"
>at theater
>They won't let me in unless I have a younger sibling with me
>They have a rent a girl special at the concession stand for $20/movie
>randomly pick one from the display case
>accidentally pick one from the boy section
>it's a 4'2'' light-brown haired boy with grey eyes
>no return policies
>Ugh
>fork over the $40 for the young brother special edition as it comes with a private vip booth and i don't want people to think i'm some kind of pervert
>Movie starts
>entire movie is awkward as he rests his hand on my upper thigh
>just watch the movie in complete silence
>At the end he turns to me and kisses me on the cheek
>says "Thanks for taking me to the movies anon!" and giggles
>>67821323
yeah, you don't get preteens though for r-rated stuff for legal reasons
>>67820989
do the little girls shower with you?
>>67821993
assisted showers cost 100 extra
>>67821333
>boy section
that's what you get for going to Regal
VIP booths are great, tho
