Ever wonder why BvS failed and Marvel shit sells? Its because they put some fun into their movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sLAJ1R9RU
BvS has no fun moments at all. Its just shit start to finish.
>>67812906
That was Batman and Robin tier humor
Remember that scene where Holly Hunter drinks Lex Luthor's piss and then Lex Luthor blows up a double amputee's wheelchair?
That part was p funny. If they were gonna go full edge they should have made the rest of the movie just as insane as that part.
>>67812906
HAW HAW MARVELS SO FUNNY!
>>67812906
Nice falseflag retard
>>67812906
When lex started talking about prometheus or whatever it made my head hurt. Now THIS is more my speed!
>>67812906
>OP can't grasp the philosophical intricacies, provoking symbolism and iconography of capekino that challenges thought
>muh quips muh fun
>>67812906
>BvS has no fun moments at all
not close to being true
>>67812906
>that terrible cgi
holy fucking kek it's not even a decade old
>>67813120
>muh quips muh fun
Why are you so new, 2015+ poster?
>>67813145
>muh
Under 25 poster confirmed.
>>67813120
>posts a Soocide Skuad picture
>reshooting scenes to add more humor.
DC. MORE QUIPS.
>fun
I want /v/ to leave.
>>67812906
>movies shouldn't make me think
>movies shouldn't be introspective
>movies shouldn't make me question my morality code
This is how you sound.
>>67812906
Holy shit does this look like shit after BvS.
>>67813176
>>muh quips muh fun
Why are you so new, 2015+ poster?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little DCuck quip and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" problematic Evans, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about how the first capekinography in history completely flew over your head. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Marveldrone NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DKEKS BTFO PRETENTIOUS TRASH." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>DC: [shits out a bunch of gradeschool level philosophy and symbolism into their movies]
>DCucks: UUUUHHHHHBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPP tHat'S UHHHHH sO deeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEP [makes another thread on /tv/]
>Me, an intellectual: heh
>>67812906
That's some awful cgi and green screen. Jesus christ it looks so bad.
>>67813191
top kek
>>67812906
fuck that scene is so ridiculous
>>67813313
It's ok anon. Imagine if a new color in the visible spectrum surfaced, so new for its time that many overlooked it.
>>67813371
replying to your own posts doesn't help
>>67813313
>gradeschool philosophy and symbolism.
>Posts a picture of a guy called Louis Cypher.
>>67813253
Well you entry level pleb?
>>67812906
How did this aged so terribly holy shit.. it's only been like.. five years?
>>67812906
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sLAJ1R9RU
This scene triggers me so hard. I can't watch it without getting flashbacks to my theater screaming with laughter and clapping and cheering. I'm sinking in my scene.
>>67813632
keep reposting! its funny.
>>67813722
>scene
*seat
>>67813256
eek some major projection issues going on here.
>>67813770
>you will never be this new
Holy fuck batman vs superman cancer really is an invasion
>>67812906
Costume , acting, cgi feels so dated. man hate bvs for everything but visuals.except doomsday you can watch that movie 20 years later. and still enjoy.
>>67813911
>still enjoy BvS in 20 years
>Still enjoy BvS
>enjoy BvS
>>67813313
You know, I know those DC movies are just capeshit. I know that when I sit at the cinema, the pictures are telling my brain that it is deep and kino. After nine years, you know what I realize?
Ignorance is bliss.
>>67813120
>>67813727
wat
That looks MARVELOUS, dc doesn't even have a Lokiesque character, DC IS FUCKED.
>>67813256
>Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture.
Kek this pasta made me laugh
>>67813313
>>Me, an intellectual
pssh nothing personnel kid
